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		<published>2011-07-26T15:01:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-26T15:01:37-07:00</updated>
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			<name>Horrible Warning Si</name>
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			Title.
Circumstances of experience.
Reasons for soulchunder revulsion.

GO.
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			<![CDATA[Title.<br />Circumstances of experience.<br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion.<br /><br />GO.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T15:04:49-07:00</published>
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			<name>Horrible Warning Si</name>
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			By the way, I cheerfully declare this the first of (what will undoubtedly prove to be) many &quot;Just Got Back From The Pub&quot; posts, conceived and composed through a veil of wibbly beerfog, ...
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			<![CDATA[By the way, I cheerfully declare this the first of (what will undoubtedly prove to be) many "Just Got Back From The Pub" posts, conceived and composed through a veil of wibbly beerfog, which may on occasions be smarter to ignore than humour. Mo' choice, mo' power.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T15:21:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
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			<name>Will Ellwood</name>
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			Title: The Room
Circumstance: Up in Edinburgh for a day or two heading up to Fort William to throw myself up a mountain. Visiting Magnulus, a very old friend of mine from way before Whitechapel ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: The Room<br />Circumstance: Up in Edinburgh for a day or two heading up to Fort William to throw myself up a mountain. Visiting Magnulus, a very old friend of mine from way before Whitechapel existed, he feeds me delicious pizza and forces me to watch this abomination of a film. <br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: <br /><br />Well there's this<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc&feature=related" ></a><br /><br />And then there's the trailer<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw" ></a><br /><br />After I'd left Edinburgh I almost seriously injured myself twice in climbing related accidents. I fully blame The Room and not my own idiocy.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T15:24:16-07:00</published>
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			<name>ravnos</name>
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			I know a lot of people will have better ones than this... but... honestly...

Cabin Fever.
Some friends and I were hanging out during my first year at college and they said &quot;Hey lets go see ...
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			<![CDATA[I know a lot of people will have better ones than this... but... honestly...<br /><br />Cabin Fever.<br />Some friends and I were hanging out during my first year at college and they said "Hey lets go see this new movie..." At the time I wasn't quite as big into movies as I am now, but I had heard nothing about Cabin Fever, but they were excited because Rider Strong was in it, who I didn't even know off the top of my head (they had to explain that he was in Boy Meets World...) So we went to the theater, grabbed some food, and sat down.<br /><br />And about 25 minutes later I wanted to leave. No plot, terrible writing. Terrible acting. Terrible camerawork. I literally thought my brain was going to devour my eyes for watching this loaded piece of feces. Honestly, the only fond memory I have of this movie, is my friend randomly yelling "Pancakes" for weeks afterwards, and the odd looks she got. That's it. And the only reason I DIDN'T get up and walk out was because it was the first time I went to a movie in Boston and didn't know how to get back to my dorm from the theater...<br /><br />Now I know better.<br /><br />Okay, so I know that's not the best example, but it's all I can think of right now...]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T15:26:28-07:00</published>
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			<name>James Puckett</name>
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			Avatar
Viewed in 3D at a high-end digital theater with awesome sound.
Avatar was blatant populist drivel dredged out of other movies and dressed up with special effects. It can be seen as a ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Avatar</em><br />Viewed in 3D at a high-end digital theater with awesome sound.<br /><em >Avatar</em> was blatant populist drivel dredged out of other movies and dressed up with special effects. It can be seen as a pro-minority rights film, an anti-corporate film, an anti-military film, an environmentalist film, a new-age religious film, etc. This makes the movie play well anywhere in the world but for makes Avatar terminally boring for someone who has seen all the films Cameron plagiarized. <em >Avatar's</em> plot is generic evil-corporation sci-fi that went out of style with cyberpunk, but hopped up on speed instead of put out of its misery. This insipid pandering is compounded by awful dialogue that is mostly phoned in by bad actors who just want to get paid and go home. In his worst moments the Australian lead can't remember which accent to use. The script was clearly written to cycle through the same digital sets multiple times in order to keep costs down. And it was far, far too long. I could go on, but I think you can get the picture.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T15:29:39-07:00</published>
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			<name>StefanJ</name>
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			Back when I was a sense-of-wonder hungry teen dweeb in the 70s, I watched any number of stupifying genre films. &quot;Plan 9 from Outer Space&quot; has nothing on the low-budget, bad-sound-track, ...
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			<![CDATA[Back when I was a sense-of-wonder hungry teen dweeb in the 70s, I watched any number of stupifying genre films. "Plan 9 from Outer Space" has nothing on the low-budget, bad-sound-track, amateur acted crap that aired on lonely weekend afternoons. These weren't "bad funny" films of the sort that would end up on Mystery Science Theater. They were just <em >bad</em>. <br /><br />I'm thinking about one in particular. A "in search of bigfoot" movie that involved a bunch of students searching for the big guy. I recall starting watching it two or three times, but never got through it. It was so mind numbingly dull that I <em >fell asleep</em> each time.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T16:02:57-07:00</published>
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			<name>DC</name>
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			Tough question, I repressed a lot of movies and I can only come up with Catwoman. 
As usual I was slight interested in the movie because it's a comic adaptation and I even won merchandising from the ...
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			<![CDATA[Tough question, I repressed a lot of movies and I can only come up with Catwoman. <br />As usual I was slight interested in the movie because it's a comic adaptation and I even won merchandising from the movie on some magazine contest which I might have somewhere. I caught the movie on tv some years later and I decided to try it since I thought it couldn't be that bad despite what everyone said. Yeah, it's even worse.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T16:05:40-07:00</published>
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			<name>Purple Wyrm</name>
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			Not the worst film ever, but certainly the worst I've seen in a long while.

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief.
A friend insisted we go and see it, purely on the basis that it's based on Greek ...
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			<![CDATA[Not the worst film ever, but certainly the worst I've seen in a long while.<br /><br /><em >Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief</em>.<br />A friend insisted we go and see it, purely on the basis that it's based on Greek mythology and he was on a major Greek mythology kick at the time. We kept making objections along the lines of "Dude, it's a kid's film" but he insisted on the basis that "It's got minotaurs and shit". So we ponied up the cash and trooped into the cinema.<br /><br />The plot varied between hackneyed and incomprehensible, the characters did things that no sane person would actually do if they didn't have a plot to keep moving, the actors seemed to be terminally bored through the entire thing, the sidekick was if not an actual offensive racial stereotype then about as close to an offensive racial stereotype as you can get without actually being an offensive racial stereotype, and the dialogue - oh god the dialogue! <br /><br />"YOUR OMNIPOTENCE HAS BLINDED YOU!!!"<br /><br />We actually did end up having quite a good time because we quickly gave up on trying to appreciate the movie on its merits and just mocked the shit out of it. The friend who was so keen to see it ended up pointing out that at least each scene was better than the last - in the sense that it was closer to the ending.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T16:16:25-07:00</published>
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			<name>BrianMowrey</name>
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			This is why, when friends have ideas, you should stab them
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			<![CDATA[This is why, when friends have ideas, you should stab them]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T17:17:14-07:00</published>
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			<name>sebfowler</name>
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			@Will Ellwood - Nice to see The Room getting top billing here. 

I must say I love watching these abominations, so I'm giving you my enjoyable worst films, rather than films I actually ...
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			<![CDATA[@Will Ellwood - Nice to see The Room getting top billing here. <br /><br />I must say I love watching these abominations, so I'm giving you my enjoyable worst films, rather than films I actually hate.<br />Title: <a href="http://www.birdemic.com/" >Birdemic</a><br />Circumstances of experience: Some friends from uni get together and hold b-grade movie nights occasionally, someone brought this to the last one. <br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: The acting, the use of in-camera sound (no actual mics as far as I can tell), the special effects (described as "like animated gifs"), the plot, the long and pointless shots of people driving. Pretty much everything. The trailer should speak for itself. <br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-9YLpC5uM" ></a><br /><br />Honorable mention goes to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095488/" >Lair of the White Worm</a>, starring a young Hugh Grant.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Q-PyZxZjw" ></a>]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T17:56:34-07:00</published>
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			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
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			Title: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Circumstances of experience: So...after the last shuttle launch, my gang and I went to subs for lunch.  We were planning on going back to my friend Jason's to ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: Transformers: Dark of the Moon<br /><br />Circumstances of experience: So...after the last shuttle launch, my gang and I went to subs for lunch.  We were planning on going back to my friend Jason's to hang, but we notice we had a lot of time.  Then the conversation turn to current movies, then to (that-which-shall-not-be-named).  I lost the debate, especially since it was 2 against 1 and we brought one car.  <br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion.:  Oh god, where to start...the not-subtle sex jokes, the chest-beating-because-you're-obivisualy-compensating-for-something patriotism, the eye-raping visuals, the story that-makes-it-look-like-it-was-written-by-Helen-Keller-punching-furiously-at-a-keyboard-while-being-edited-by-a-sugared-up-three-year-old. <br /><br />Honorable Mention:  Fast Five.  Only because it makes a great movie to riff on, because of how stupid it's presented.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T19:20:17-07:00</published>
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			<name>Foamhead</name>
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			Bad movies tend to pass out of memory like a case of the trots, thankfully, but I watched The Green Hornet a couple of weeks ago and the reek of it is still stuck in my mind-nostrils.  Jaw. ...
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			<![CDATA[Bad movies tend to pass out of memory like a case of the trots, thankfully, but I watched The Green Hornet a couple of weeks ago and the reek of it is still stuck in my mind-nostrils.  Jaw. Droppingly. Awful.  For so many reasons.  It took every ounce of self-control to resist the impulse to turn it off every five minutes and ultimately left me pissed-off for making myself endure the whole utter pile of shite.<br /><br />The only surprising thing about it was that every name listed in the credits wasn't Alan Smithee.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T19:38:05-07:00</published>
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			<name>Beamish</name>
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			Worst movie I go back to is the US Godzilla.

Circumstances of experience:  It's fucking Godzilla of course I'm going to see it.  Plus, most of the cast don't mess up.

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			<![CDATA[Worst movie I go back to is the US Godzilla.<br /><br />Circumstances of experience:  It's fucking Godzilla of course I'm going to see it.  Plus, most of the cast don't mess up.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: This is the only movie that made me (want) to walk out of the theater.  Just terrible.  I stuck it out because I wouldn't get my money back anyway.  I loved how it was Jurassic Park in New York, because, we needed that.  Also all the baby raptors -errr- Godzillas born in MSG.  <br /><br />I need to scrub my brain now.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T19:55:19-07:00</published>
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		<author>
			<name>ScottS</name>
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			In The Mouth of Madness

I refuse to recall the circumstances under which I saw it.  I have tried to block out all memory of this horrible piece of utter crap and even for my fellow Whitcechapelers ...
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			<![CDATA[In The Mouth of Madness<br /><br />I refuse to recall the circumstances under which I saw it.  I have tried to block out all memory of this horrible piece of utter crap and even for my fellow Whitcechapelers I refuse to relive it.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T20:04:50-07:00</published>
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			<name>Purple Wyrm</name>
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			If I can be permitted to mention another horrifying stinker, Inspector Gadget.

I saw an advance trailer for it about a year before it was released, which made it look like one of those ...
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			<![CDATA[If I can be permitted to mention another horrifying stinker, <em >Inspector Gadget</em>.<br /><br />I saw an advance trailer for it about a year before it was released, which made it look like one of those cynical-yet-loving Generation X oriented reworkings of pop cultural classics that were so popular in the 90s (<em >Brady Bunch Movie</em> anyone?). Hell, it even had a premature ejaculation joke. I didn't bother to see it in the cinema, but when it showed up on TV I decided to check it out.<br /><br />I was floored by just how jaw-droppingly horrible it was. The humour (such as it was) was juvenile and sanitised (juvenile humour can be very funny, but not when it's bowdlerised to the point where it wouldn't offend an elderly spinster) the plot barely held together, the scene flow was jagged and confusing, and it was almost completely unwatchable. I stuck it out in horrified fascination just to see if it could get any worse - which it consistently did until the credits rolled.<br /><br />I suspect it was originally meant to be the hip and cynical movie suggested by the trailer, and was filmed as such, but some studio suits jumped in at the last minute and insisted it be turned into a children's film, resulting in a frantic hurry to cut something kid-friendly together out of the footage they had available.]]>
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		<published>2011-07-26T20:26:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Birds_Use_Stars</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6144</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The career of Godfrey Ho is like one huge worlds worst movie.

I give you Ninja Terminator!

&quot;The ninjer empire is supreme and you have double crossed it!&quot;



&quot;But will it BLOW ...
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			<![CDATA[The career of Godfrey Ho is like one huge worlds worst movie.<br /><br />I give you Ninja Terminator!<br /><br />"The ninjer empire is supreme and you have double crossed it!"<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg" ></a><br /><br />"But will it BLOW my enemies UP?"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qw30DlVdM&feature=youtu.be" ></a>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T21:01:59-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Chris Blakeley</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7914</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I hated Sideways, walked out of Peter Jackson's King Kong... but there's a special place in hell for The Company of Wolves, Neil Jordan's re-telling or re-imagining or re-conceptualizing... or some ...
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			<![CDATA[I hated Sideways, walked out of Peter Jackson's King Kong... but there's a special place in hell for <strong >The Company of Wolves</strong>, Neil Jordan's re-telling or re-imagining or re-conceptualizing... or some damn thing of Little Red Riding Hood.  How bad was it?  Bad enough that I remember the act of seeing it but nothing else.<br /><br />Circumstances of experience:  I had just moved to Seattle the autumn before and my roommate was a HUGE fan of the Seattle International Film Festival and made a point of going to the Secret Series every year, which is basically a blind screening.  Every Saturday morning, people queue up to see something.  Could be old, could be opening next fall... it's a crap shoot.  And my roommate thoughtfully (genuinely) bought me a pass.<br /><br />Unfortunately for all involved I was temping in a tech position that offered two shifts, very early mornings or very late nights, which we shuffled through so nobody had to do one or the other all the time and I'd just been shuffled from mornings to nights.  So on four hours of sleep, I shuffled across town, stood in line for about an hour, stumbled to a seat and was treated to... this.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: It's a story interspersed with four other stories based on the original Perrault version of Red Riding Hood with symbolism and... I think there was a lot of blood?  And Angela Lansbury?  And... uh... hrmmm.<br /><br />I did mention four hours of sleep, yes?  I remember that I saw it, not what I saw.  In fact, I have to look up the title whenever I want to talk about it because it's buried that deep.  All I know for sure was that my friends were raving about it, the audience was ecstatic and I felt like I could have stayed in bed and had more realistic and believable dreams than that.<br /><br />I skipped the rest of the Secret Festival.  It was a bit of a social blunder but damn me if I was going to lose any more sleep to that tripe.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T21:10:12-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Jason A. Quest</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Anger Management.  An Adam Sandler film, but Jack Nicholson is in it, right?  No.

Nicholson's character is supposed to be so annoying that he makes Sandler's supposedly-sane character go crazy.  I ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Anger Management</em>.  An Adam Sandler film, but Jack Nicholson is in it, right?  No.<br /><br />Nicholson's character is supposed to be so annoying that he makes Sandler's supposedly-sane character go crazy.  I don't know if he succeeded, because this is the only movie I have ever walked out of.  I took a nap during <i >Transformers 2</i> because my friend wanted to see it. I sat thru <i >The Expendables</i> because I knew the explosions and sweaty muscles would make my date horny, and that actually paid off.  I've endured countless rom-coms and more than a few teen slasher flicks.  I watched <em >Elf</em> when a co-worker loaned the DVD to me in a misguided  mission to bring joy into my life.  But only <em >Anger Management</em> ever sent me to the lobby,]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T21:15:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ScottS Aww... that's actually one of my favorite movies... since you didn't post anything else about the movie I suspect the simple fact that it was a B-movie bothered you?
In The Mouth of Madness ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@ScottS Aww... that's actually one of my favorite movies... since you didn't post anything else about the movie I suspect the simple fact that it was a B-movie bothered you?<br />In The Mouth of Madness has great acting, an amusing plot, and a rather sickening sense of appeal for those of us with disturbed senses of humor. It has terrible CG, and the writing isn't always great (but isn't usually BAD either), but that's no reason to despise a movie that much.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303514#Comment_303514</id>
		<published>2011-07-26T21:52:58-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>tachyon42</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8841</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			If you are a fan of zombie movies, 28 Days  Later ranks probably pretty high on the list. 

The first 5 minutes of 28 weeks later does as well. Awesome opening to a zombie movie, terrible ...
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			<![CDATA[If you are a fan of zombie movies, 28 Days  Later ranks probably pretty high on the list. <br /><br />The first 5 minutes of 28 weeks later does as well. Awesome opening to a zombie movie, terrible disorienting sequel following.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T22:01:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Rootfireember</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1551</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Inland Empire.
Rented DVD.

Returned it an hour or so in. I can't describe the movie coherantly at this point beyond 'he had a new camcorder and was playing with it' and 'my brain leaked out my ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Inland Empire.</em><br />Rented DVD.<br /><br />Returned it an hour or so in. I can't describe the movie coherantly at this point beyond 'he had a new camcorder and was playing with it' and 'my brain leaked out my ears from dullness and ran screaming away'.<br /><br />Since that time I've recommended it as the best movie ever to people I don't like.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T22:09:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-26T22:11:38-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			New Rose Hotel.

Willem Dafoe, Cristopher Walker, Asia Argento. Based on a William Gibson short story. Produced in the same era that gave birth to the story itself. This should have, if nothing ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >New Rose Hotel.</em><br /><br />Willem Dafoe, Cristopher Walker, Asia Argento. Based on a William Gibson short story. Produced in the same era that gave birth to the story itself. This should have, if nothing else, been a fun, decent flick.<br /><br />Oh no, my friends.<br /><br />Oh NO.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmj57NiWScM&feature=related" >I mean, who ISN'T taking the piss in this scene?</a><br /><br />And, I'm sorry, but even Willem Dafoe cannot rock a soul patch. This is coming from a man who wore one for half of high school.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-26T23:53:05-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Purple Wyrm</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6726</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Chris Blakeley - Peter Jackson's King Kong

Argh! It burns!

By the time they were fighting the giant bugs I just wanted them all to die. FUCKING DIE.
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			<![CDATA[@Chris Blakeley - <em >Peter Jackson's King Kong</em><br /><br />Argh! It burns!<br /><br />By the time they were fighting the giant bugs I just wanted them all to die. FUCKING DIE.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T00:44:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Vornaskotti</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6665</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: The Big Hit

Circumstances: Like half of my pals, I was a John Woo fan in the 90's, and seeing him being involved in The Big Hit made us rent it. Whee, hongkonguesque action. NO. The humor ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: The Big Hit<br /><br />Circumstances: Like half of my pals, I was a John Woo fan in the 90's, and seeing him being involved in The Big Hit made us rent it. Whee, hongkonguesque action. NO. The humor was bad. It was bad in the way Hong Kong movies are at their worst, but which the local actors can somehow carry and turn into mere groaners. Replace the actors with Western guys, and you get stuff so stupid you scream your eyeballs out.<br /><br />This is the first movie ever I remember quitting in the middle, since I just couldn't bear it - and there have been three of those. One was Chronicles of Riddick, but I didn't really quit it intentionally, I just wandered out of the room to do something and forgot to come back, going "oh, wasn't I watching a movie" in an hour or so, and the third was 1996 Black Mask (IIRC, that sounds like it).<br /><br />Well, all of us quit The Big Hit in the middle and proceeded to get drunk. My pal and fiancé watched the film to the end in the morning, all hangoverish and mellow. It didn't get any better in the end, apparently.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T01:05:05-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Jesus...I'm a little worried at the number of films mentioned here that I own...and, on occasion, like...
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			<![CDATA[Jesus...I'm a little worried at the number of films mentioned here that I own...and, on occasion, like...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T01:14:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-27T01:43:13-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>razrangel</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2075</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Vornaskotti - Aw but the Trace-busta-busta-busta!  And the Trace-busta-busta-busta-busta!  Ah well someone's unwatchable is someone else's so fantastically awful it's good.  Well, maybe not good, ...
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			<![CDATA[@Vornaskotti - Aw but the Trace-busta-busta-busta!  And the Trace-busta-busta-busta-busta!  Ah well someone's unwatchable is someone else's so fantastically awful it's good.  Well, maybe not good, but I find some masochistic pleasure in movies ride off the rails and just keep going.  I enjoyed the outtakes a lot, and Avery Brooks gnawing the scenery never gets old.<br /><br />Like someone else said I do tend to forget horribly awful movies, or at least forget a much of the details as possible.  I know I saw the first <i >Transformers</i> when hanging out with a friend who just loved it (I didn't get it then and I don't get it now), but I snuck a little 500ml bottle of Jack Daniels with me to spike my Coke.  That at least made the ridiculous bits rather funny, though unfortunately the bits that were supposed to be funny just came out dull.<br /><br />Another friend dragged me to <i >Wanted</i>. Story was stupid as shit and I've never been more sure that an actor's motive in a given scene was the paycheck more than when I was watching Morgan Freeman try to be a bad guy but ultimately not give a shit. I am not an Angelina Jolie fan so my friend squeeing on and on about how awesome her ass is and how terrific she is for saving babies in Africa and because she bi and isn't that great... (said friend is a bi female) just grated because none of that saves what I think is mediocre acting.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T01:23:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-27T01:31:52-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>sneak046</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4574</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I have no evidence to back this up, because the internet has no info on it whatsoever (which must be some kind of first). 

The worst Movie I have ever seen was a movie called ROOSTER.

ROOSTER ...
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			<![CDATA[I have no evidence to back this up, because the internet has no info on it whatsoever (which must be some kind of first). <br /><br />The worst Movie I have ever seen was a movie called ROOSTER.<br /><br />ROOSTER tells the story of a humble cocker* and his coming-of-age son - set against a back drop of the cock-fighting underworld. <br />It has a peeping tom midget, more references to 'cocking' than you can shake a stick at, and some of the most blatant Pepsi product placement I have ever seen. Also, some of the worst 'acting' this side of Porn. Totally Fucking Amazing. <br /><br /><br />My mate had this on VHS along with a thousand other great '80's B-movies inherited from his Dad's defunct video-rental store. this was also the source of my second entry below:<br /><br />--<br /><br />The second worst movie I have ever seen is an Aussie movie called <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0148256/" >HARD KNUCKLE</a> - a sub-Mad Max post-apocalyptic Australian movie where the only money to be made (it appears) is in high-stakes Pool games - with a gimmick being if the player's ball knocks over a block in the middle of the table the player has to sacrifice a digit - hence the title..<br /><br />Our hero faces many challenges before he can face his ultimate foe, and finds romance along the way. It's a load of old tosh, but fun. <br /><br />--<br /><br />(* A Cocker is apparently the term for someone who participates in cock-fighting).]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T01:44:34-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (no, I shit you not)

Circumstances of experience: Some friends of mine and I were at the video rental store (just to give you a rough estimate ...
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			<![CDATA[<a>Title: <i >Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation</a> (no, I shit you not)<br /><br />Circumstances of experience: Some friends of mine and I were at the video rental store (just to give you a rough estimate of how long ago this was) and couldn't decide on what to watch. My best friend at the time, who had shit for taste in movies and still does, picks up TCM:TNG and says, "Hey, this has Matthew McCounahey (or however you spell his name), it can't be that bad." He was fucking wrong. He then pulled the "It's my car what got us here and if you fuckers don't go along with what I want you can walk your asses back home." He had his movie-choosing privileges revoked after this.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: The acting was shite, the gore was shite, there weren't any scares at all. This was like <i >Hostel's</i> older, mentally deficient brother. Like wearing a bicycle helmet and bib, licking the windows and trying to bite his own ear "mentally deficient". I don't know if the writers and/or directors watched the original and said, "Hey, how can we make this <i >better</i>?" if by better they mean idiotic. Apparently the horrible psycho family is actually part of some government conspiracy or something, and one of the crazy brothers (McCounahooie's character) has a leg brace that's also cybernetic.<br /><br />And they made Leatherface a cross-dresser. I don't know if that was supposed to make a chainsaw-wielding, other-people's-face-wearing crazy more edgy but it just felt cheap. <br /><br />To date it is one of two movies that made me feel dirty after watching it, the other being <i >Blue Velvet</i></i>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T02:58:09-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-27T03:15:39-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>keyofsilence</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7294</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: Revolver. 

Circumstances of experience: a friend bought it on a whim and I went to his house to watch it with a few of my other friends. I was stoned and probably drunk so at this point I ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: Revolver. <br /><br />Circumstances of experience: a friend bought it on a whim and I went to his house to watch it with a few of my other friends. I was stoned and probably drunk so at this point I would've been fairly easy to impress, but... fucking hell. It was actually a pretty good time because we were mocking it so hard.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: It's basically Guy Ritchie trying to be deep and coming off like a really pseudo-intellectual pretentious prick. All of the characters are so unrealistically wound up all the fucking time and seem to adhere to social logic that is so unbelievably tense and stupid that you can't help but laugh. I even joked earlier on in the film "you just know they're going to have a really tense Jason Statham shower scene", and it actually fucking happened. He also looks and talks as if he's constipated throughout the ENTIRE film. It also pissed me off that Ritchie wrote in a few parts about Chess that were such complete bullshit that any fucking amateur could debunk it. <br /><br />I'm getting angry just thinking about it.<br /><br />EDIT: <br /><br />From imdb: "There are no opening or end credits. Only the distributor (EuropaCorp) and the production company (Revolver Pictures Ltd) are credited at all. The ending has several minutes of blank screen and piano music. This seems to be a deliberate choice by the director to reinforce the movie's philosophical themes."<br /><br />Cheapest use of Moonlight Sonata ever, apart from in Elephant, which was also utterly fucking terrible.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T04:19:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>icelandbob</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5250</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Arrived at my brother's flat last night and looking for something a little mindless to watch. I didn't expect braindead.

Resident Evil: Afterlife

This film will insult the intelligence of an ...
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			<![CDATA[Arrived at my brother's flat last night and looking for something a little mindless to watch. I didn't expect braindead.<br /><br /><strong ><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220634/" >Resident Evil: Afterlife</a></strong><br /><br />This film will insult the intelligence of an amoeba. it actually made me really angry at its crapulence!!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T04:47:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>curb</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1334</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			^ Heh, I managed to get that turned off at one of our group's weekly movie nights! Awful, awful film. We ended up watching one of the Evil Dead series instead.
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			<![CDATA[^ Heh, I managed to get that turned off at one of our group's weekly movie nights! Awful, awful film. We ended up watching one of the Evil Dead series instead.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T05:34:27-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Ben Gwalchmai</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3030</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson - that video is brilliant, &quot;I can't do a Japanese accent...ok, I can: [in nothing but his own, unmistakably Christopher Walken accent] THIS IS MADNESS!&quot;

I've never walked out ...
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			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson - that video is brilliant, "I can't do a Japanese accent...ok, I can: [in nothing but his own, unmistakably Christopher Walken accent] THIS IS MADNESS!"<br /><br />I've never walked out of or turned off a film that I haven't seen before so can't contribute. Wish I could though - the hate in this thread is palpable.<br /><br />Keep it up, movie-lovers.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T05:54:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>badbear</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1879</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: The Green Hornet. 

I love Michel Gondry's work, I really do. I'm a devotee. But even I couldn't get past the unendlingly depressing badness of this movie. From Seth Rogen constantly telling ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: The Green Hornet. <br /><br />I love Michel Gondry's work, I really do. I'm a devotee. But even I couldn't get past the unendlingly depressing badness of this movie. From Seth Rogen constantly telling the audience what they should be thinking and feeling ("Oh my god, that was so cool! Wow, we are so badass! Cameron Diaz is so hot!" Jesus fuck christ shoot me) to the unnecessary deaths perpetuated at the hands of the "good guys" to the nonsensical relationships between the main characters. (Why are they friends? Why have they stopped being friends? Why is Cameron Diaz?) There is nothing redeeming about this movie. <br /><br />I feel a little bit ill just thinking about how bad it is. Nostalgia has a lot to answer for. <br /><br />I also second the nomination for Peter Jackson's King Kong. One day that man is going to make a movie that purely consists of people staring at into each other's beautifully lit CGI eyes. And it is going to have a run time of FOREVER.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T06:28:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>cardo</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8379</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Film: Batman  Forever.

Val Kilmer.  Joel Schumacher. Batman fucking Forever. Pish.  The first two Burton/Keaton movies where moving nicely along.... and then this.

Also, I agree that Jackson's ...
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			<![CDATA[Film: Batman  Forever.<br /><br />Val Kilmer.  Joel Schumacher. Batman fucking Forever. Pish.  The first two Burton/Keaton movies where moving nicely along.... and then this.<br /><br />Also, I agree that Jackson's KK was disappointing.  Not for any one reason, just a combination of a lot of things.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T07:51:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4827</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Inland Empire. AGREED.
I watched this in a cinema by myself. The whole thing was ugly as shit, and managed to be both completely nonsensical and utterly predictable at the same time. Not Dave ...
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Inland Empire.</blockquote> AGREED.<br />I watched this <em >in a cinema</em> by myself. The whole thing was ugly as shit, and managed to be both completely nonsensical <em >and</em> utterly predictable at the same time. Not Dave Lynch's finest hour...<br /><br />At least I didn't pay to see it.<br /><br />Worst thing I've seen recently: <em >The Happening</em>. Had heard that it was terrible. Decided to watch it and see. The cynics were right. <br /><br />I can usually wring some sort of enjoyment out of even bad films - some scrap of dialogue, single effective shot, bit of background, <em >something</em> - but I've just never seen a film so devoid of any goodness at all.<br /><br />The only good thought I had while watching it was that the general "plot" would make a lot more sense as one of those depressing low-budget British films from the seventies. Although you'd need a bleaker ending to make that work.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T08:01:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Tim Murr</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1164</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Orange County with Jack Black and some other people...

My wife and I couldnt stand another minute in our tiny unairconditioned Boston apartment and decided to take in a flick. As I recall there ...
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			<![CDATA[Orange County with Jack Black and some other people...<br /><br />My wife and I couldnt stand another minute in our tiny unairconditioned Boston apartment and decided to take in a flick. As I recall there was nothing worth seeing and the only thing we knew about Orange County was that it was a comedy. Fine, how bad could it be...<br /><br />I cant even bring up the details of this turd at this point, I just remember saying to my wife every five minutes or so "this is the worst fucking piece of shit I've ever seen in my life." I wanted so badly to walk out, I couldnt even fall asleep. The airconditioning was really the only thing keeping us there. The ONLY other film that has come close to offending me for being so boring and pointless was The Astronaut's Wife with Johnny Depp. And for the sake of full disclosure I own the angora laced boxset of Ed Wood's three best films on VHS...so I'm not hard to please.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T08:15:02-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@cardo

Man, that one was bad. It's one of the reasons why the name Joel Schumacher is a curse in my house, not unlike Barbara Streissand.

Another movie if, I may: Boondock Saints II

I loved ...
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			<![CDATA[@cardo<br /><br />Man, that one was bad. It's one of the reasons why the name Joel Schumacher is a curse in my house, not unlike Barbara Streissand.<br /><br />Another movie if, I may: Boondock Saints II<br /><br />I loved the original. LOVED. It's a simple shoot-um-up and I love the interactions between the two brothers. And I'd been waiting for the sequel. I mean, BSD was so fucking awesome, how could the sequel go wrong? Ha ha.<br /><br />I'd heard that Troy Duffy, the writer/director, became something of an arrogant prick among Hollywood after the cult popularity of BDS that the Powers That Be(tm) then told him to sit in the corner and think about what he'd done for a while. I wish they'd never let him out. The movie was shit, so much shit, after the first one was amusingly awesome. At one point, during the cameo of the Rocco character (as he's going off on some totally bonkers rant about what it is to be a man for no other inexplicable reason other than Troy Duffy has a hard-on for the state of man-ness and wanted to give the actor another IMDB credit), I looked at my wife and asked, "How long have we been watching this shit?"<br /><br />"I don't know," she responded. "There aren't any clocks in hell."<br /><br />Not even Billy Connolly could raise this movie to simply mediocre.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T08:34:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-27T08:40:17-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>The Outer Church</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9714</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Southland Tales

I bought a cheap used DVD. I'm a fan of Donnie Darko (director Richard Kelly's debut) and whilst I'd heard discouraging things about ST part of me refused to believe the film could ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Southland Tales</em><br /><br />I bought a cheap used DVD. I'm a fan of <em >Donnie Darko</em> (director Richard Kelly's debut) and whilst I'd heard discouraging things about <em >ST</em> part of me refused to believe the film could be entirely without merit. I'd actually built myself up to expect some kind of flawed, sprawling weirdo masterpiece that the critics were simply too stuck up to appreciate. I was intrigued by Kelly's odd casting choices (Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seann William Scott, Justin Timberlake, um, The Rock) and his chutzpah in putting together something so ambitious, which also spanned a series of graphic novels.<br /><br />The critics were right, however. It's a truly awful film. The acting is woefully bad, I believe primarily because none of the cast seem to know what the fuck is going on from one moment to the next - they seem genuinely dazed all the way through, especially poor Mr Rock, who reacts to other actors talking to him with a kind of startled woodenness, if such a thing can be imagined. But, more importantly, they're saddled with a script which is a masterpiece, sure, - but of pretension and juvenile idiocy. Two moments stand out as particularly vomit inducing - at the beginning, when Timberlake solemnly paraphrases Eliot thus: "This is how the world ends... not with a whimper, but with a bang" as though nobody had ever thought of that crazy piece of textual reconfiguration before, and the excruciatingly heavy-handed reference to Philip K Dick's <em >Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said</em>, in which - okay, strap yourselves in - <strong >a policeman says 'flow my tears'</strong>. The film is so terrible, I felt like I needed a brainscan to check whether it had actually inflicted any lasting damage. <br /><br />Oh, and The Killers are on the soundtrack.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T08:38:33-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@The Outer Church

Oh, and The Killers are on the soundtrack.

At least it wasn't Creed or Nickelback?
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			<![CDATA[@The Outer Church<br /><br /><i >Oh, and The Killers are on the soundtrack.</i><br /><br />At least it wasn't Creed or Nickelback?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T08:43:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>The Outer Church</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9714</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			There is that, I suppose :-)

Thinking about it, I could just as easily have chosen Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows, which managed to betray and/or insult everyone who came into contact with it. ...
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			<![CDATA[There is that, I suppose :-)<br /><br />Thinking about it, I could just as easily have chosen <em >Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows</em>, which managed to betray and/or insult everyone who came into contact with it. Possibly the worst drowning of a franchise since Schumacher took over from Burton on the <em >Batman</em> series.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T09:05:03-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			So far I think there are only 3.5-4 movies on here that I actually like (though I do own a decent amount of them... I have a bad habit of buying movies I don't like... I can't figure out why... maybe ...
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			<![CDATA[So far I think there are only 3.5-4 movies on here that I actually like (though I do own a decent amount of them... I have a bad habit of buying movies I don't like... I can't figure out why... maybe for the sheet horror of it).<br /><br />In The Mouth of Madness<br />28 Days Later<br />Resident Evil: Afterlife<br /><br />I kind of like Revolver, I wouldn't say it's awful, but I'm not a huge fan of the movie (hence the .5). Same thing with Jackson's King Kong and Boondock Saints II... Kong had good acting, but that's about it, and BSII wasn't a BAD movie - just a horrible sequel. I think...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T09:19:36-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2911</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Inland Empire.

I tried watching that. Incoherent pretentious garbage. Sometimes David Lynch tries far too hard to be weird/indie/creepy new guy. Inland Empire really only reminds us that he ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Inland Empire.</em><br /><br />I tried watching that. Incoherent pretentious garbage. Sometimes David Lynch tries far too hard to be weird/indie/creepy new guy. Inland Empire really only reminds us that he outgrew weird a long time ago.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T09:23:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Where to begin, where to begin.  I subjected myself to two pieces of shit that shared the name 'The Hills Have Eyes' recently (namely the 2007 remake and the 1985 sequel to the original) both were ...
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			<![CDATA[Where to begin, where to begin.  I subjected myself to two pieces of shit that shared the name 'The Hills Have Eyes' recently (namely the 2007 remake and the 1985 sequel to the original) both were stupid enough to induce an embolism, but I'm not going to talk about those.  Neither am I going to talk about the many dreadful and infuriating films that I've watched over the years.<br /><br />I'd also like to second the vote on 'A Company of Wolves', desperately arty shite.<br /><br />My subject today will be 'The House of 1,000 Corpses', Rob Zombie's directorial debut (no, I'm not counting all the videos he directed for his own songs).<br /><br />I had been excited to see this film ever since I'd heard about it, I've been a fan of Rob Zombie's music for years and the aesthetic he brought to the graphic design of his albums.  Due to a number of factors I didn't manage to get to see it in the cinema.  When it came to DVD my girlfriend at the time and myself were growing apart (read: a few months away from splitting up) and I decided I wanted to cheer myself up.  Fortunately my brother-in-law was manager of the local Global Video at the time so getting a hold of this cost me no money.  Thank fuck.  It turned out to be a garbled, mongrel-scabbed piece of attention-deficit brain wreckage.  Rob Zombie can't tell a story and can't maintain his own interest in one thing for more than a minute before he needs to splice a few seconds of his wife dancing around topless, which actually makes the film more boring.  Add to that there's no plot, just a bunch of references to (mostly) forgettable seventies exploitation films.  To say I was disappointed and quite sad at having lost an hour and a half of my life to this twitching piece of cinematic road kill is something of an understatement.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T09:26:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>BrianMowrey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1709</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ravnos

28 Days Later was only mentioned as a setup for the post's shaming of 28 Weeks Later

Actually, Weeks might be the most recent terrible film I have seen. The way gore is handled in that ...
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			<![CDATA[@ravnos<br /><br />28 Days Later was only mentioned as a setup for the post's shaming of 28 Weeks Later<br /><br />Actually, Weeks might be the most recent terrible film I have seen. The way gore is handled in that one really is excruciating and depressing, though I guess looking back, maybe I get what it was going for. But it misses. It aims for the apple on your head and puts an arrow straight in your nose.<br /><br />That makes sense, too -- no way I would have watched something so terrible if it hadn't been a sequel to a really good flick. Nothing else has made it past my stabbing defense.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T10:47:28-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>curb</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1334</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Lars Von Trier's Antichrist.

Saw it to see what all the fuss was about, and because I had fond memories of Trier's TV show,  The Kingdom. Big fucking mistake. The one thing I will say for it is ...
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			<![CDATA[Lars Von Trier's <em >Antichrist</em>.<br /><br />Saw it to see what all the fuss was about, and because I had fond memories of Trier's TV show, <em > The Kingdom</em>. Big fucking mistake. The one thing I will say for it is that it looks pretty, and I guess Willem Defoe and Charlotte Gainsbourgh struggle to do their best with the script. But the Dialogue, and in this context it really does need the capital D, is the most overwrought I've ever heard. Listening to it was like being beaten over the head with stone slabs for ninety minutes. So, by the time all the horrible violence started, I really couldn't care about the characters. Also, the film features a talking fox and a crow that gets punched to death. Twice. I'm sure Trier meant these to be unsettling, but they just came off as funny to me. And not in a good way.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T10:50:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Sorry - I'll edit - I meant Weeks, not Days, lol. I actually enjoyed 28 Weeks Later right up until the end, and I thought the end pretty much ruined the movie.

And to add... I like House of 1,000 ...
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			<![CDATA[Sorry - I'll edit - I meant Weeks, not Days, lol. I actually enjoyed 28 Weeks Later right up until the end, and I thought the end pretty much ruined the movie.<br /><br />And to add... I like House of 1,000 Corpses. It's not the best film, but it's significantly better than most of the other splattergore movies (Hostel, Turistas, the SAW sequels (I like the first Saw movie...)).]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T11:01:58-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lampcommander</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4529</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			A one-two punch: Matrix 2 and 3.

Circumstances of experience: 2 because I quite liked the first one, and was excited to see the next part. 3 because I hoped that they had gotten their philosophy ...
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			<![CDATA[A one-two punch: Matrix 2 and 3.<br /><br />Circumstances of experience: 2 because I quite liked the first one, and was excited to see the next part. 3 because I hoped that they had gotten their philosophy 101 wankfest out of their system and would actually go back to the spirit of the first film... and I knew it was a vain hope.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: HA!<br /><br />I thought even with the Animatrix that the fanboyness was getting a little out of hand, but having to sit through the brain-weeping barf of pseudo-philosophical dialogue in the other two was just one of many reasons (Neo as Christ) I could not see any redeeming features in these.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T11:20:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Okay... yeah... as much as I DO love the matrix... I'm going to have to agree with you @lampcommander. 2 and 3 were horrible. Even as stand alone movies (my first rule about judging a sequel is to ...
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			<![CDATA[Okay... yeah... as much as I DO love the matrix... I'm going to have to agree with you @lampcommander. 2 and 3 were horrible. Even as stand alone movies (my first rule about judging a sequel is to consider if I would like it if it WASN'T a sequel). While many of the technical aspects of 2 and 3 were good... the writing and plot of those movies were basically just 100% fanservice.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T11:36:02-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>IsaacSher</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1930</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			TRANSFORMERS 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Circumstances:  I have a neighbor who LOVES Transformers, more than anyone I've ever met, which is saying something since I've known a lot of intense ...
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			<![CDATA[TRANSFORMERS 2: Revenge of the Fallen<br /><br />Circumstances:  I have a neighbor who LOVES Transformers, more than anyone I've ever met, which is saying something since I've known a lot of intense transformer fans.  He insisted that the Michael Bay movies are good film, and while I enjoyed the first movie a tiny bit, I was warned away from the second.  He pressed the blu-ray of T2 into my hand and all but begged me two months ago to give it a second chance, and to "just enjoy the visual spectacle."  So I sat down by myself in my living room and watched Transformers 2.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion:  Oh GOD, where to begin?  The plot made no sense, the characterization was crap, and I do NOT need to see middle-aged actors in a jockstrap.  The racist twin minstrel show twisted the knife further, but the moment that finally broke my spirit was during the big climactic fight against what was presumably meant to be Devestator... and we see that the bestial transformer has TESTICLES.  Big brass wrecking balls dangling in its giant metal crotch.  If I'd had a gun handy, I would've been sorely tempted to take up Russian Roulette at that moment.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T12:41:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Solario</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=58</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Are we talking about films that are unenjoyable and terrible or terrible, but enjoyable?

Because if it's the last one, then Mystery Science Theatre 3000 got it right -

Title: Manos, Hands of ...
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			<![CDATA[Are we talking about films that are unenjoyable and terrible or terrible, but enjoyable?<br /><br />Because if it's the last one, then Mystery Science Theatre 3000 got it right -<br /><br />Title: Manos, Hands of Fate<br /><br />Circumstances: Imported the DVD after hearing about the MST3k commentary track on the worst movie ever made. Watched it with a friend whose enjoyment of bad movies is only eclipsed by my own.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Discarding the technical problems like terrible lighting, continuity errors, the non-existent plot and resolution, the real life suicides associated of a couple of the cast and crew, the terrible make-up and prosthetics etc. The movie is meandering, nonsensical in the worst possible way, the acting is horrendous and the characters have the attributes of particularly thin and soggy cartboard. Everything in this movie is terrible; even Torgo, whom I love, and whose main characteristic is that he's a secret servant satyr with a pedophilic streak. And it's glorious to watch, through and through. It doesn't have the joie de vivre of an Ed Wood film, but it's incompetence is a thing of sublime beauty. But Torgo. Sweet, sweet Torgo.<br /><br />TORGO.<br /><br />To reiterate: Torgo.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKNTaWElUgA" ></a>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T12:52:59-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>PatrickBrown</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1800</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			A couple of options.

Armageddon, which was just such a soul-crushingly boring string of cinematic cliches that I wanted to leave long before the end, but didn't because I thought my mates might be ...
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			<![CDATA[A couple of options.<br /><br />Armageddon, which was just such a soul-crushingly boring string of cinematic cliches that I wanted to leave long before the end, but didn't because I thought my mates might be enjoying it. Turns out they wanted to leave as well. One slight silver lining was that having seen it, I enjoyed Team America: World Police all the more.<br /><br />One I did walk out of was Up at the Villa, a tale of adultery and murder among English ex-pats in Italy shortly before World War 2, which was written and directed by people who had apparently never observed how human beings behave. Characters communicate in uninterrupted ten-minute speeches while other characters sit around smiling emptily with glazed eyes.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T13:03:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-27T13:17:51-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>razrangel</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2075</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I don't know if we're doing awful terrible wonderful movies, but you've certainly picked a zinger, @Solario!  I have a couple of friends who absolutely relish horriblewonderful movies, to an extent ...
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			<![CDATA[I don't know if we're doing awful terrible wonderful movies, but you've certainly picked a zinger, @Solario!  I have a couple of friends who absolutely relish horriblewonderful movies, to an extent that has gone past movie nights, past hosting live horror screenings at places like <a href="http://www.ciabnormalarts.com/" >California Institute of Abnormal Arts</a> and as far as hosting horror shows on local broadcast TV.  So thanks to them I've seen <i >Manos</i> and several other movies that made me regularly ask "What the fuck just happened--wait, do I actually care? no, I don't, please pass the scotch."<br /><br />Someone up thread mentioned <i >Lair of the White Worm</i>. I can't remember the circumstances around watching that one but I know I can't place it on friends because I think I was out of town, possibly passing the time at someone's mom's house.  I just remember thinking "this is why you don't give a god stats, then they become kill-able."<br /><br />And if this list IS about movies for masochists, then we would be remiss if we failed to mention the Sean Connery masterpiece <i >Zardoz</i>!<br /><br /><a href="http://youtu.be/kbGVIdA3dx0" ></a><br />(Hopefully the embed works this time, I'm about to give up.  Just remember: Connery in a red-orange loin cloth.)<br /><br /><br />You know, maybe I should slap my friends.<br /><br /><i >ETA:</i> I realize I'm sounding hard on my friends.  I don't get out to movies very much and I spend my Netflix allotment most typically on classic movies and anime.  But it's friends' reviews that also keep me away from movies that sound unforgiveably bad, for example Avatar, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Green Lantern, Transformers 2 & 3, GI Joe, etc.  and it's friends who got me to go to very lovely/fun movies like the Potter series and Iron Man.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T13:09:25-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>curb</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1334</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Heh, I was thinking of mentioning Zardoz, but it makes me smile just for sheer craziness value. Poor, poor James Bond.
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			<![CDATA[Heh, I was thinking of mentioning Zardoz, but it makes me smile just for sheer craziness value. Poor, poor James Bond.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T13:13:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>FredG</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8557</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Total Recall

Circumstances: The Terminator/Conan on Mars and the possibility of Sharon Stone flashing the hoo-ha again how could it go wrong...

Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Written by a ...
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			<![CDATA[Total Recall<br /><br />Circumstances: The Terminator/Conan on Mars and the possibility of Sharon Stone flashing the hoo-ha again how could it go wrong...<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Written by a 14 year old for 10 year olds, high tech vehicles made from a 1976 Popular Mechanics VW Bug conversions (see image) and no Sharon Stone hoo-ha only three plastic mutant hooters.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fredgreiner/5982531002/" title="Popular Mechanics vs. Total Recall by Fred-G, on Flickr" ><img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6140/5982531002_ed99a083c1.jpg" width="474" height="500" alt="Popular Mechanics vs. Total Recall" ></a><br /><br />But what do I know, I actually like Pluto Nash.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T14:25:52-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh man Zardoz... that movie is hilariously bad.
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			<![CDATA[Oh man Zardoz... that movie is hilariously bad.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T15:30:39-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>KPatrickGlover</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1471</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Cyborg.

Saw it in the theater when it first came out. Not by choice. Some friends were raving about this hot new action star, Van Damme, and how amazing he was. So, his new movie comes out, we ...
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			<![CDATA[Cyborg.<br /><br />Saw it in the theater when it first came out. Not by choice. Some friends were raving about this hot new action star, Van Damme, and how amazing he was. So, his new movie comes out, we go.<br /><br />How bad was it? This is a science fiction film where one of the characters actually says, "I'm going to get the pirates that killed my Pa."<br /><br />That bad.]]>
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	</entry>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T16:17:12-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4827</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Also: The film that prick from Scrubs made. Zach something? What a complete doucher. 

The best/worst thing was that he put himself, or sometimes the back of his own head, at bottom centre of ...
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			<![CDATA[Also: The film that prick from <em >Scrubs</em> made. Zach something? What a complete doucher. <br /><br />The best/worst thing was that he put himself, or sometimes the back of his own head, at bottom centre of practically <em >every single frame</em> of the entire goddamn movie.<br /><br />@Will Couper: "<em >mongrel-scabbed</em>" - Brilliant.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T18:07:55-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>johnjones</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1052</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			This.  

Circumstances of experience.
I went to see this because of the the title.  Sometime in 2002, I had some time on my hands in middle of the day and decided to catch a movie.  I believe ...
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			<![CDATA[<img src="http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ1OTk5OTU4OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTcwMDg5._V1._SY317_CR31,0,214,317_.jpg" alt="" ><br /><br />This.  <br /><br />Circumstances of experience.<br />I went to see this because of the the title.  Sometime in 2002, I had some time on my hands in middle of the day and decided to catch a movie.  I believe everything else on was stuff I'd either seen, or had no wish to see.  I recall I that saw the title and thought something like <em >Cool.  A sci-fi movie.  That should be okay.</em><br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion.<br /><br />The horrible acting, the horrible dialogue, the message, aka, modern morality is horrible (at least to the uptight, fundamentalist prig who is the "hero" of the movie).  But mostly the sheer, awful, agonizing boredom of the piece.  I walked out before this was said, but it sums up my feelings for this movie:<br /><br />Russell Carlisle: <em >Stop the movie! You must stop this movie! The man on the screen just blasphemed the name of the lord! There must be some mistake! You must stop this movie! This is an abomination!</em><br /><br />Case rested.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T19:07:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-27T19:08:39-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8855</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			You mean this?  When I was in brain washing cult for kids youth group at my church, they were advertising this for a local christen film festival.  Even before I figured things out, I thought to ...
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			<![CDATA[<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Time_changer.jpg" alt="" ><br /><br />You mean this?  When I was in <del >brain washing cult for kids</del> youth group at my church, they were advertising this for a local christen film festival.  Even before I figured things out, I thought to myself, "Who would want to see a Christian movie?".]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T19:22:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Fishelle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8854</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			So, living in Utah and being a Mormon means that sometimes people like to have get-togethers with jello salad and board games and Mormon movies. I have seen lots of Mormon movies. These films are ...
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			<![CDATA[So, living in Utah and being a Mormon means that sometimes people like to have get-togethers with jello salad and board games and Mormon movies. I have seen lots of Mormon movies. These films are always preachy, dull, and include at least one 3 minute segment of the lead having a change of heart about their struggles and bearing testimony to all their friends who listen patiently. All of them are always awful, though some of them are awful in just the right ways for me. (The original Johnny Lingo short film fills me with glee.)<br /><br />It's hard to pick the worst out of Mobsters and Mormons, The R.M., The Singles Ward, The Home Teachers, and Saturday's Warrior. Mobsters and Mormons gets a special amount of hate because the world's most awful English teacher was an extra in it and seeing his face makes me want to vomit, but there's one that beats it.<br /><br />There's a Mormon Pride and Prejudice. Having grown up loving the 5 hour Colin Firth version and quoting it with my sisters, I had hoped for something worthwhile. Surely they couldn't ruin Pride and Prejudice? But they did. And one of my sisters owned it on DVD.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T20:27:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Rootfireember</name>
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			@Fishelle- Pity we can't consider the jello-salads the worst of the worst. I had a great great great aunt who made them. Stuff of legends, stuff of horrors....
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			<![CDATA[@Fishelle- Pity we can't consider the jello-salads the worst of the worst. I had a great great great aunt who made them. Stuff of legends, stuff of horrors....]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T20:43:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ScottS</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ScottS Aww... that's actually one of my favorite movies... since you didn't post anything else about the movie I suspect the simple fact that it was a B-movie bothered you?
In The Mouth of Madness ...
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote >@ScottS Aww... that's actually one of my favorite movies... since you didn't post anything else about the movie I suspect the simple fact that it was a B-movie bothered you?<br />In The Mouth of Madness has great acting, an amusing plot, and a rather sickening sense of appeal for those of us with disturbed senses of humor. It has terrible CG, and the writing isn't always great (but isn't usually BAD either), but that's no reason to despise a movie that much. </blockquote><br /><br />Maybe we've seen different versions of the same movie?  We are talking about the John Carpenter piece of utter dreck, right?  I mean, I love b-movies.  I will sit through Tremors, the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins and any number of Bruce Campbell movies (because Bruce Campbell is in them, natch).  But In The Mouth Of Madness is the kind of movie that is so bad that when it's over not only was I pissed off that I'd spent the (what was it at the time... I can't recall the ticket prices) whatever amount of money it was... but there were two girls in the row ahead of myself and my friend who summed it up perfectly:  "What the fuck was that and why did wewatch it" .... I could not think of a better review.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T21:23:24-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>CamyLuna</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Once

I was watching it on DVD at home - my husband probably falling asleep on the sofa.

I guess I was expecting it to be great, and it was just really tedious. I kept waiting for something to ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Once</em><br /><br />I was watching it on DVD at home - my husband probably falling asleep on the sofa.<br /><br />I guess I was expecting it to be great, and it was just really tedious. I kept waiting for something to happen that was meaningful or that touched me in some way, but it just dragged on and on. It's a very "counting spoons" movie. The production values even got on my nerves after a while. One of the shots had a boom or something in it which set me off. Even if you're making a film for next to no money, there's no excuse for a boom in the shot. (See - it upsets me even now.)<br /><br />A lot of people absolutely love this movie. Not for me.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T22:04:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			But In The Mouth Of Madness is the kind of movie that is so bad…

It's that bad. The first half of In The Mouth Of Madness is a decent attempt at weird meta-fiction parody of superstar horror ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >But In The Mouth Of Madness is the kind of movie that is so bad…</em><br /><br />It's <em >that</em> bad. The first half of <em >In The Mouth Of Madness</em> is a decent attempt at weird meta-fiction parody of superstar horror writers, 80s/90s noir films, and 80s/90s movies about the interaction of men and women in big-city corporate jobs. It isn't until about halfway through that the plot explodes into Stephen King attempting to channel Lovecraft during a bad acid trip, and even then it's still kind of humorous. John Carpenter movies are really like Bruce Campbell movies—you're watching for the artists, not for the art.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-27T23:09:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Neil Ofsteel</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The saddest part is that the worst movies I've ever seen were all in the theatre. 

Horrible movie 1: Til Human Voices Wake Us
I went to see this on accident, I was actually supposed to go to a ...
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			<![CDATA[The saddest part is that the worst movies I've ever seen were all in the theatre. <br /><br />Horrible movie 1: Til Human Voices Wake Us<br />I went to see this on accident, I was actually supposed to go to a screening of another awful movie (Final Destination 2) but they substituted this insanely dull, pretentious piece of garbage instead. SPOILER ALERT: True love = necrophilia. <br /><br />Horrible movie 2: Godzilla (US) <br />I saw this when I had the flu. Two horrible tastes that taste horrible together!<br /><br />Horrible Movie 3: The Exorcist: The Beginning<br />Another free screening (a perk of working at a theatre prior to the bootlegging renaissance) this movie made me feel physically ill because it was so over-the-top bad. It was the first movie I saw that made me feel like the film makers had actual contempt for their audience. The next was the first Bay Transformers movie. <br /><br />Horrible Movie 4: Transformers by Michael Bay<br />Due to Steven Spielberg's Executive Producer credit and "heartfelt" internet video about how much he enjoyed and respected the property, I have boycotted anything he's done since.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T00:15:46-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Vornaskotti</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			This is a painful thread to read. Half the time you are nodding - exactly, exactly! - half the time you want to jump up and yell &quot;NO, that movie was brilliant because...!&quot; :)
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			<![CDATA[This is a painful thread to read. Half the time you are nodding - exactly, exactly! - half the time you want to jump up and yell "NO, that movie was brilliant because...!" :)]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T01:34:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T01:37:06-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			^yep...
My contributions...both Aussie, too...
Bloodlust
Vampire movie that looked really cool in the cover pics...turned out to have apparently been filmed on a video camera with a red filter for ...
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			<![CDATA[^yep...<br />My contributions...both Aussie, too...<br /><em >Bloodlust</em><br />Vampire movie that looked really cool in the cover pics...turned out to have apparently been filmed on a video camera with a red filter <em >for the whole movie</em>! Add to that dodgy acting, plot, FX and laughable makeup...time for eyebleach.<br />Well, I can't seem to find a hotlinkable picture or video, to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103841/" >here's</a> the IMDB link<br /><br /><em >Bodymelt</em><br />I have no words...except "intraphenomelogical"...I dunno, just watch the clip...<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZi_rk7735g" ></a>]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T02:20:07-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>keyofsilence</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I know I already mentioned Revolver, but did anyone hate The Human Centipede as much as I did? I was expecting it to be some fucked up culty awesome bit of cinema according to reviews, hearsay and ...
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			<![CDATA[I know I already mentioned Revolver, but did anyone hate The Human Centipede as much as I did? I was expecting it to be some fucked up culty awesome bit of cinema according to reviews, hearsay and hype. Instead, what I got was absolutely fucking awful acting, what can only loosely described as a "plot" and gore that was more funny than anything else. Even now anyone who sings its praises on my facebook feed makes me want to type a barely coherent stream of obscenities punctuated by all-caps and the suffix "YOU ARE A MASSIVE CUNT". It tends to be the metalhead guys on my list that enjoy the film, which makes me wonder if heavy metal really does give people brain damage.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T02:30:40-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Dextra</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The worst movie I've ever seen is Hell-ephone. It's not likely you've heard of it unless you were in it, or you've been forced to watch it. I was both in it, forced to watch it, and I pull it out to ...
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			<![CDATA[The worst movie I've ever seen is <em >Hell-ephone.</em> It's not likely you've heard of it unless you were in it, or you've been forced to watch it. I was both in it, forced to watch it, and I pull it out to force others to watch it on occasion. My brother was one of the college kids. I believe his character was named Rick, he was the long haired kid. The only one of the hapless victims that actually had a gun, but apparently too stupid to know how to use it. I had a couple of bit parts, but my character Sara was the only person in the movie to actually be killed via phone. With a title like that, you'd think there would be like exploding cell phones or ones with spikes popping into people's ears or something of the sort. No, just some random nonsense tossed together. <br /><br />And whatever I was doing to post videos here in the past no longer works, <a href="http://youtu.be/4PstJJ4tqA0" >so here's a link to the trailer if anyone wants to see.</a>]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T02:39:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T02:41:08-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Crash - the one that won an Oscar for best film. (As far as that goes, honorable mention to Slumdog Millionaire.)

It's just 2 hours of racist people complaining about racism. Yes, we get it, ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Crash</em> - the one that won an Oscar for best film. (As far as that goes, honorable mention to <em >Slumdog Millionaire</em>.)<br /><br />It's just 2 hours of racist people complaining about racism. Yes, we get it, people are hypocritical. Also, I didn't realize it's possible to have plotholes in a movie where nothing happens. Basically a whole bunch of people told me it was good so I checked it out, then I forever regretted it.<br /><br />I would also like to back up <em >In the Mouth of Madness</em>. I am a John Carpenter fanboy, and it is a fun movie.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T03:24:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Solario</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I love Zardoz so much, but I'm not sure I actually want to watch it again. Great choice.

And I would also like to back up In the Mouth of Madness. It is not a good film, but I've never been bored ...
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			<![CDATA[I love Zardoz so much, but I'm not sure I actually want to watch it again. Great choice.<br /><br />And I would also like to back up In the Mouth of Madness. It is not a good film, but I've never been bored watching it. And it gave us this:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dh0vpBbs0" ></a><br /><br />I'll agree with the sentiment concerning Crash, the Oscar one. It is definitely one of the worst films I've ever seen.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T03:51:12-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Aurora Borealis</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5514</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Matrix 2

Possibly because I paid for it THREE times, heh.

In the past, two of my friends bought me tickets to various movies, so when the second Matrix movie came out and they were broke I ...
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			<![CDATA[Matrix 2<br /><br />Possibly because I paid for it THREE times, heh.<br /><br />In the past, two of my friends bought me tickets to various movies, so when the second Matrix movie came out and they were broke I thought "hey, I have money, you want to see it, let's go!".<br /><br />The problem: EVERY FIGHT SCENE WAS TOO LONG! Yes, nice special effects, sure, it looks cool but... but... MOVE ON! GODDAMMIT MOVE ON! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER TEN MINUTES OF THE SAME FIGHT!<br />Observation: someone looked at the script and went "hey, this thing's about 20 minutes too long for a single movie, let's split it in half!"... and so they did and padded the hell out of it.<br /><br />Never bothered with the third one.<br /><br />Oh yeah, speaking of Antichrist? I saw it... TWICE! Might watch it for the third time somewhere in the future.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T04:02:24-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ebullientsoul</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			As a high school student, Sin City with my mother.
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			<![CDATA[As a high school student, Sin City with my mother.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T04:39:25-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Ananzitusq</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I still don't know how I got sucked into watching the last two Matrix movies.  Oh wait, yeah I do, it was the hip thing among my friends and I was curious to see how it would go.  Besides, I figured ...
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			<![CDATA[I still don't know how I got sucked into watching the last two Matrix movies.  Oh wait, yeah I do, it was the hip thing among my friends and I was curious to see how it would go.  Besides, I figured that I payed to see the second Matrix, might as well see how it all ends.<br /><br />I like to believe that those two movies never existed, and its just The Matrix.<br /><br /><br />What is the opinion for SHOWGIRLS?  It's gone over to that "so bad its good" category but its also terrible.  I mean, I love it because of the insanity.  Better yet, has anyone ever seen the cut they sometimes show on VH1 that makes the movie even more incoherent and possibly into a weird art house flick?]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T05:26:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ Ravnos: I did see 'Turistas' and it is an incredibly slow, pointless and boneheaded film.  The 'Hostel' films I just wasn't interested in and the same goes for the 'Saw' sequels.  Like you I ...
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			<![CDATA[@ Ravnos: I did see 'Turistas' and it is an incredibly slow, pointless and boneheaded film.  The 'Hostel' films I just wasn't interested in and the same goes for the 'Saw' sequels.  Like you I enjoyed the first one.  However, I think that 'House of 1,000 Corpses' is well in the same tedious and bad territory as 'Turistas'.<br /><br />@ keyofsilence: I tried to watch 'The Human Centipede' and gave up.  Similar reasons to yourself and adding utter boredom to the list.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T05:56:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>epalicki</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=170</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc.

Badly acted, incoherently plotted -- which is saying something, because, you know, the plot is all laid out there for you in history books -- tedious and ...
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			<![CDATA[Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc.<br /><br />Badly acted, incoherently plotted -- which is saying something, because, you know, the plot is all laid out there for you in history books -- tedious and pretentious. And also: Luc Besson hates British people.<br /><br />I wanted so badly to leave the theater, but I was with a friend and didn't want to ruin his night. <br /><br />After the movie, my friend turned to me and said "I wanted so badly to leave the theater, but didn't want to ruin your night."<br /><br />I love early Besson, but he's never really lived up to the promise of Leon or La Femme Nikita.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T06:46:01-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh.. oh shit... Human Centipede? How did I forget about that...

Oh yeah... that's probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
I watched it after a friend at work told me how it made his girlfriend ...
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			<![CDATA[Oh.. oh shit... Human Centipede? How did I forget about that...<br /><br />Oh yeah... that's probably the worst movie I've ever seen.<br />I watched it after a friend at work told me how it made his girlfriend vomit (a plus, I didn't really like his girlfriend).<br />That movie was just all kinds of "Wait... why the fuck am I watching this?" But I saw it through.<br />Only movie I ever fell asleep during, without turning it off and finishing a short time later, was Tomb Raider though... Which I didn't think was bad, I was just tired.<br /><br />But yeah... Human Centipede... that movie was fucking awful...]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T06:57:03-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I know I already mentioned Revolver, but did anyone hate The Human Centipede as much as I did?

I had blocked that film out of my memory until you brought it up. I actually watched that entire ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >I know I already mentioned Revolver, but did anyone hate The Human Centipede as much as I did?</em><br /><br />I had blocked that film out of my memory until you brought it up. I actually watched that entire thing, beginning to end. <em >The Human Centipede</em> pretty much defines prurient. The only purpose it serves is to prove that John Waters' early movies really are art and there is a great deal of room for something to be even worse than <em >Pink Flamingos</em>. <br /><br /><em >Crash</em> is just sanctimonious Hollywood crap. It's nice to know that all those actors are so concerned about racism that they got together and did a boring movie about racism. Instead of spending the money on a good biopic about Martin Luther King Jr. or something. But Crash is not a genuinely bad movie, because it is at least competently written, acted, directed and edited. Crash is just competently fucking boring.<br /><br />Showgirls is wonderful because it was clearly intended to be a terrible film. Eszterhas and Verhoven deserve lifetime achievement Oscars for conning a studio into giving them $45 million to make a campy B movie about…whatever the hell that movie is about. I can't stop laughing long enough to really understand it.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T07:06:47-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Scrymgeour</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			erm....be cool

reason for seeing: Get Shorty

reson for soulchunder revision....everything. THAT kiss, the black eyed peas, the terrible acting....just...just shit
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			<![CDATA[erm....<em >be cool</em><br /><br />reason for seeing: Get Shorty<br /><br />reson for soulchunder revision....everything. THAT kiss, the black eyed peas, the terrible acting....just...just shit]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T07:19:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T07:19:21-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh yes 'Crash', another film I couldn't watch much of.  It just infuriated me, because the characters were pitched at caricature level and the sledgehammer anti-racism message takes over from AN ...
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			<![CDATA[Oh yes 'Crash', another film I couldn't watch much of.  It just infuriated me, because the characters were pitched at caricature level and the sledgehammer anti-racism message takes over from <strong >AN ACTUAL FUCKING STORY</strong>.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T07:54:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Birds_Use_Stars</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			You guys hate some of the best movies. 

I, on the other hand, love some of the worst.

Here is Samurai Cop (1989)


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			<![CDATA[You guys hate some of the best movies. <br /><br />I, on the other hand, love some of the worst.<br /><br />Here is Samurai Cop (1989)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvni9KbZfoo" ></a>]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T08:01:28-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>longtimelurker</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Jesus, you people.   Most of those movies aren't that bad, you just have to be in the right frame of mind.

There is no right frame of mind for this one.

MAMMA MIA.

Me and wifey just taking ...
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			<![CDATA[Jesus, you people.   Most of those movies aren't that bad, you just have to be in the right frame of mind.<br /><br />There is no right frame of mind for this one.<br /><br />MAMMA MIA.<br /><br />Me and wifey just taking leave of our senses back in 2008.<br /><br />Not bad the first 1/3, they actually alternate the songs and dialogue.   And the final 1/3 has degenerated into a concert, with song after song after song, so okay, this is a concert, not a movie.<br /><br />But that middle.   That middle.   I've rarely cried laughing.   Fresh tears were literally dropping from our cheeks.  Both of us.  Both cheeks.   Pierce Brosnan thinks he's too cool to sing, so he speaks his part of the song.   Then he warms up and sings anyway, and you wish he'd go back to talking.   Then he chases Meryl Streep up the hill singing, and he stands on a cliff and throws his hands in the air right when Streep hits the big note.   Wifey yells "now jump off the cliff!" and we both die.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T08:35:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I mentioned this thread to my wife last night. She gave me the most annoyed look and asked, &quot;Did you say Max Payne? Because if you did not say Max Payne the hurt I will bring down on you will be ...
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			<![CDATA[I mentioned this thread to my wife last night. She gave me the most annoyed look and asked, "Did you say Max Payne? Because if you did not say Max Payne the hurt I will bring down on you will be mighty."<br /><br />You see, I made her go see Max Payne with me. This is why she is angry. <br /><br />I loved the Max Payne video game. It had an interesting feel, I thought the story was cool, and, really, crying babies have never been so creepy/annoying. So when they made a movie I dragged her along.<br /><br />I should have remembered the lesson I learned about watching movie adaptations of video games I learned from Doom. That I forgot said lesson after the Super Mario Brothers movie is beside the point.<br /><br />God, Max Payne was bad. Apparently Mark Wahlberg's leather half-coat of emo-ness can stop shotgun blasts at nearly point blank range but not a couple of rounds from a hand gun. The trailers feature these weird, dark, sort-of angelic beings going around murdering people and I was very disappointed to find out that those are just the hallucinations people have when they're on a drug that, among other things, seems to cause them to shake their head a lot and make strange noises somewhere between an angry dog with a head cold and someone pretending to be an angry dog with a head cold while on drugs.<br /><br />The reason why this is bad? Two hours of my life down the tubes and I paid full admission price for the privilege.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T08:43:07-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>sellmeyoursoul</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Mine wasn't so much that the film itself was bad, although I can never watch it again. It  was the whole experience. It also qualifies as my &quot;Worst. First. Date. Ever!&quot; story. I was in ...
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			<![CDATA[Mine wasn't so much that the film itself was bad, although I can never watch it again. It  was the whole experience. It also qualifies as my "Worst. First. Date. Ever!" story. I was in college and I'd been chatting up a lovely girl in one of my classes for a while. I finally got the balls to ask her out and got a yes. Brilliant! I suggested a movie. She thought it sounded good. I went to a film school so I heard of a lot of films at the more art house cinemas. I wanted to impress this girl (who was a film major), so I suggested a film that all my friends said was amazing. I never really got any more information than that (NOTE TO SELF: Never a good sign). So I suggested <strong >Leaving Las Vegas</strong>. She had heard the exact same things and thought that sounded like a great idea.<br /><br />Now for those of you who haven't seen it, it's about a man who goes to Vegas to drink himself to death and the hooker he befriends. It is not a happy feel good romp and really not written to get anyone laid.<br /><br />So the night of the big date comes and I pick her up at her dorm, which was on the other side of campus/Boston's Public Garden. When I got there there were several other guys milling about. She explained that they lived on her floor and wanted to come see the movie with one of those "I'm too polite to say no, but I'm really sorry" faces. OK, sure. It's a movie. We walked to the theater with a small group of manic guys trying to impress her in our orbit. She's polite but seemed to want to focus on talking to me. Nice. Then the film started...<br /><br />I'm uncomfortable pretty much from the start because this is totally NOT a date movie. As it progresses I periodically check on her and she goes from slightly uncomfortable to genuinely upset, but insists everything is OK when I ask. The film ends and we leave with the same group of morons bouncing around us. She is very disturbed and explains that the movie hit a little close to home, but won't say any more. When one of the boys does something "funny" she laughs and plays along and then gets quiet again when it's just the two of us.<br /> <br />We go back to her room to hang out. When we are alone she opens up. The woman who raised her as her mother in an alcoholic. In runs some of those guys doing something stupid and she becomes all smiles and laughs until they leave. Her actually mother was on heroine while pregnant with her and she's had some health issues to deal with from that. A burst of more unexpected hilarity from the locals. She was raped. The boys are back... ha, ha, ha. Twice. It went on like that all night. I liked this girl and wanted to be supportive. I also didn't want to be the guy who freaks out and leaves because a woman opened up and shared something traumatic that happened to her. At around 5 am, it finally seemed like it made sense for me to go home. We said our awkward good nights.<br /><br />This is when I needed to walk home. Normally I'd walk through the public garden, but at 5am, no way in hell. I took the long, well lit way around. About a block and a half away from my dorm a car passed me slowly and the driver eyed me. Perhaps it's my general paranoia or that intensity of the night, but I was taking notice of everything that I encountered. Less than a block away from my dorm, that same car pulled up beside me and the driver leaned over and asked if I had a light. I said I didn't and then the man dropped out of sight as he reached for something down on the floor of the passenger side. I have no idea what it was because I began running faster than I'd ever run in my entire life. I didn't stop until I was inside my building, expecting a bullet to the back the entire way.<br /><br />So yeah, Leaving Las Vegas, my worst cinematic experience ever.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T08:58:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lampcommander</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I think frame of mind is what the whole &quot;circumstances of seeing&quot; is all about. Brief example: I went and saw the Clive Owen King Arthur in the theater, and walked out after about 15 ...
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			<![CDATA[I think frame of mind is what the whole "circumstances of seeing" is all about. Brief example: I went and saw the Clive Owen King Arthur in the theater, and walked out after about 15 minutes. It was so godawful it was painful. But that's because of the frame of mind I was in when I saw it--I just wasn't in the mood to see that kind of thing. But I can make a drinking game of watching it, or a movie like Ultraviolet where you drink every time the camera swirls around the characters, for example, and have a blast watching the same steaming pile you might otherwise scream to the gods for allowing to be created.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T09:55:52-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@sellmeyoursoul - I think that wins it for worst possible overall moviegoing experience. By quite a long shot.

@Ananzitusq - Yeah, I liked Showgirls. It's bad, but it's enjoyably bad. And it does ...
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			<![CDATA[@sellmeyoursoul - I think that wins it for worst possible overall moviegoing experience. By quite a long shot.<br /><br />@Ananzitusq - Yeah, I liked Showgirls. It's bad, but it's enjoyably bad. And it does have one thing going for it: It's not halfhearted. Unlike a lot of generic Hollywood movies that are shitty, but so forgettable that they don't even make it onto lists like this.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T10:24:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>emonster</name>
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			Samurai Cop beats out Troll II and Manos as the best worst movie for me. It has to be seen to be believed. It is awful but entertaining the whole way through. AND it has Robert Z'Dar.
There are ...
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			<![CDATA[Samurai Cop beats out Troll II and Manos as the best worst movie for me. It has to be seen to be believed. It is awful but entertaining the whole way through. AND it has Robert Z'Dar.<br />There are plenty of films that I can't sit through, that is easy, but a horrible film that makes me sit through the entire thing, is a gem.<br />Any of Godfrey Ho's ninja films from the 80's are gems.<br />Try to find Ski Wolf. It is not good.<br />Find Get Even. A vanity project from an LA attorney. NOT GOOD.<br /><img src="http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1144/51j9hfgtalss500.jpg" alt="Get Even" >]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T11:12:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I would have to third the mention of &quot;Crash&quot;. I would add &quot;Traffic&quot; for similar reasons.

I saw &quot;Batman Forever&quot; mentioned, but I think &quot;Batman and Robin&quot; is ...
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			<![CDATA[I would have to third the mention of <em ><strong >"Crash"</strong></em>. I would add <em ><strong >"Traffic"</strong></em> for similar reasons.<br /><br />I saw <strong ><em >"Batman Forever"</em> </strong>mentioned, but I think<em > <strong >"Batman and Robin"</strong></em> is even more unwatchable (I'm the biggest Batman fan and even I can't get through it). Speaking of bad comic book movies, I would say <em ><strong >"The Spirit"</strong></em> was as bad as <em ><strong >"Batman and Robin"</strong></em> and considering the source material, <em ><strong >"Watchman"</strong></em> was horrible too.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T11:55:36-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Sonny</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			This is a tough topic; so many pile of shit films hit the theaters week in/week out, year in/year out.  But since you ask.. I do have a story about one of the worst movies I've ever seen in the ...
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			<![CDATA[This is a tough topic; so many pile of shit films hit the theaters week in/week out, year in/year out.  But since you ask.. I do have a story about one of the worst movies I've ever seen in the theater: <strong >Spiderman 3</strong>.<br /><br />Now, I never was too big a fan of <em >Spiderman</em> in general, speaking as a comics reader.  I do understand why he's such a popular character though, the themes are universally relate-able and Peter Parker is someone you genuinely want to root for.  I didn't think the first two films were anything amazing -- the second one was probably better than the first -- but they were solid comic book adaptations (especially for their time; before every B, C, and D-list character had their own fucking three picture deal).  So after seeing both those I figured I would go see the third movie with my bro.  Here's the catch: me and him get drunk (not completely shitfaced or anything, but sufficiently drunk) before going.  Not only that, but we smuggle in beers for during the movie.  When we get there, the theater is totally packed to capacity.  This wasn't opening night or anything.  There were single seats sprinkled throughout, but hardly any pairs -- much less triples -- at all.  Except for the <em >first row</em>.<br /><br />So we're sitting there, watching this box office garbage in the first row, drinking our cans of beer and kinda making fun of the movie the whole time.  And even when we weren't, we were bullshitting about other stuff and just generally not caring.  At least I had a good time.  HA.  <br /><br />But that isn't the story.<br /><br />The thing ends and the credits come up and behind us the majority of the theater starts to applaud and actually cheer a little.  We just couldn't believe it.  We looked at each other completely baffled.  I mean, it's a good 80% of the (packed to capacity) stadium-style theater cheering for this awful, awful movie.  So I decide to stand up and turn around, wobbly and hazy and smelling like heavy beer and cigarettes and probably another substance.  There I am, standing at the bottom of the screen in the dead center, the bottom most part of the projector hitting just the top half of my face.  I don't know what came over me... but I just let out a really, REALLY loud "FUCK YOU" at the entire theater of movie goers.  I mean, this was -- so far -- probably the best, most authoritative, most pitch-perfect timed "fuck you" of my entire life.  And you wouldn't believe it if I told you, but the whole damn place gets quiet again.  I swear.  Not only do people stop clapping/cheering, they stop the post-movie conversations they're having, they stop everything.  And they all just stare at me, and no one says anything back to me (which was shocking).  So I look down at my brother, who's still sitting.  He kinda shrugs, I kinda shrug, and we get up and leave.  And everyone just sits there, in a "fuck you" induced silence, and watches the two of us leave the theater.<br /><br />It wasn't til later that we realized how hilarious that actually was/is.]]>
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		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-28T11:56:53-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Ananzitusq</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3262</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I didn't hate Watchmen as much as I expected.  I took it that it was ambitious and considering that any adaptation couldn't really measure against the source material, it was at least passable.  ...
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			<![CDATA[I didn't hate Watchmen as much as I expected.  I took it that it was ambitious and considering that any adaptation couldn't really measure against the source material, it was at least passable.  <br /><br />I'm still unsure how to feel about The Informers though.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303721#Comment_303721</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T15:54:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>imaginarypeople</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7661</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			i would say The Happening, but i realized if you watch it as a comedy its pretty funny (i mean marky mark as a scientist ). 
but i would put all other m night shyamalan movies on the worst movies ...
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			<![CDATA[i would say The Happening, but i realized if you watch it as a comedy its pretty funny (i mean marky mark as a scientist ). <br />but i would put all other m night shyamalan movies on the worst movies list<br />also freddy got fingered was pretty awful]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303722#Comment_303722</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T15:54:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			also freddy got fingered was pretty awful
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >also freddy got fingered was pretty awful</blockquote><br />/thread]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303723#Comment_303723" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303723#Comment_303723</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T16:11:09-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>animatormike</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1250</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well I do have to say that Final Destination 2 is my favorite movie name ever just due to the utter lack of self assessment required to put that up in big block letters - just edging out Saw Two ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Well I do have to say that Final Destination 2 is my favorite movie name ever just due to the utter lack of self assessment required to put that up in big block letters - just edging out Saw Two (because you can say &quot;I saw Saw Two too!&quot;).]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303725#Comment_303725</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T16:17:24-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T16:26:07-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Internaut</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7307</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			

The vid title says it all.

Gary Busey in MANEATER.


Honorable Mention to House of the Dead 2

Biggest let down for me?



The editing made it unwatchable and boring.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPrJb1_IdI" ></a><br /><br />The vid title says it all.<br /><br />Gary Busey in MANEATER.<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf6oHJF4O1Q" ></a><br /><br />Honorable Mention to House of the Dead 2<br /><br />Biggest let down for me?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S21ejLJrFsQ&feature=fvst" ></a><br /><br />The editing made it unwatchable and boring.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303726#Comment_303726</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T16:47:01-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Purple Wyrm</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6726</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Slightly off topic, but as kids my brother and I saw a puff piece about bad movies on some third rate current affairs show. A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinoasur Hell was heavily featured. We misheard ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Slightly off topic, but as kids my brother and I saw a puff piece about bad movies on some third rate current affairs show. <em >A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinoasur Hell</em> was heavily featured. We misheard <em >nymphoid</em> as <em >nimboid</em> and assumed it referred to one of the many wanna-be Schwarzeneggers featured in the footage they showed.<br /><br />To this day I refer to any muscle-bound meathead I encounter as a Nimboid :)]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303727#Comment_303727" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303727#Comment_303727</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T16:49:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>StefanJ</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=961</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			OH. 

How could I forget.

A few years back I went with my parents to a strip-mall discount cinema that had a foreign movie night. My parents are long-time movie buffs; my father taught film ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[OH. <br /><br />How could I forget.<br /><br />A few years back I went with my parents to a strip-mall discount cinema that had a foreign movie night. My parents are long-time movie buffs; my father taught film appreciation classes for many years. So we're not talking about rubes confused by subtitles and foreign ideas. <br /><br />We saw <em >Dancer in the Dark</em>, starring Bjork as a single mom, working in a factory while slowly going blind. She gets framed for a murder; legal hijinks ensue.<br /><br />It was so dreary, with murky cinematography and puzzling dance sequences, that we walked out.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303730#Comment_303730</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T17:14:17-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>COOP</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5089</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			American Beauty, because it is exactly the kind of meretricious pretentious bullshit that a pinhead hollywood mediocrity would consider profound.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[American Beauty, because it is exactly the kind of meretricious pretentious bullshit that a pinhead hollywood mediocrity would consider profound.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303731#Comment_303731</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T17:15:47-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>COOP</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5089</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			FWIW, the Christopher Nolan Batman movies (in fact his whole body of work) is pretty well-served by the above description, too.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[FWIW, the Christopher Nolan Batman movies (in fact his whole body of work) is pretty well-served by the above description, too.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303739#Comment_303739</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T18:35:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8855</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Inglorious Basterds.  I was promised two hours of Brad Pitt and company, killing Nazis for two hours, and instead I got a small story about a girl's revenge.  Mostly I felt lied to by the marketing ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Inglorious Basterds.  I was promised two hours of Brad Pitt and company, killing Nazis for two hours, and instead I got a small story about a girl's revenge.  Mostly I felt lied to by the marketing people.  <br /><br />And Quentin Tarantino's scripts have just sucked after Kill Bill.  <br /><br />Bonus: Saw it with my mom and grandparents.  I'll never forget the look on my grandmother's face during the theater burning scene.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303742#Comment_303742</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T18:51:38-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T19:33:49-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			&quot;Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence&quot;

I actually sought this out based on reputation.  I was not wrong.  
There is not a single redeeming quality to this movie I could find.  Not one. ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA["<strong >Johnny Sunshine: Maximum Violence"</strong><br /><br />I actually sought this out based on reputation.  I was not wrong.  <br />There is not a single redeeming quality to this movie I could find.  Not one. <br />Save, perhaps, as a warning to others.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBd_3vxGQGU" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303744#Comment_303744</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T19:42:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>infomancer</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5161</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			It warms my soul to see Crash so maligned here. It was like a two hour dead spot in my life. It's interesting that for a film that was ostensibly supposed to promote tolerance, it only left me with ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[It warms my soul to see <strong >Crash</strong> so maligned here. It was like a two hour dead spot in my life. It's interesting that for a film that was ostensibly supposed to promote tolerance, it only left me with the feeling that there's a good reason to just hate everyone.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303745#Comment_303745</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T19:42:36-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T19:43:46-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>MagicSword!</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1309</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Aw, you guys! Well, I just want to say that someone out there loves you Inland Empire, Southland Tales and In the Company of Wolves. Those are all great (to good) movies. I can understand why people ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Aw, you guys! Well, I just want to say that someone out there loves you <em >Inland Empire</em>, <em >Southland Tales</em> and <em >In the Company of Wolves</em>. Those are all great (to good) movies. I can understand why people don't like them, but I'm happy to defend them. Inland Empire especially, I loved it.<br /><br />Has anyone seen <em >Fire Ice and Dynamite</em>? I'd say it's terrible, but I'm not sure that it's really a movie, more of a show reel of people sliding down mountains featuring Roger Moore. The parade of product placement and random C-list celebrities during the opening festivities scene left my jaw hanging open.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWkj2toJf6Q" ></a><br />For me, I guess <em >Matrix 3</em> would have to be up there? The action scenes in Matrix 2 were too long, but they were still the only things I enjoyed in it. By Matrix 3 I think there was just nothing at all that I enjoyed in that movie. In fact, I think I've enjoyed all of the Wachowski's pre and post Matrix stuff, so I feel like the Matrix movies are this black-hole of terrible sci-fi that made them a shit load of money, and let them publish some Geoff Darrow comics, and when they just try to make fun movies everything's ok.<br /><br /><em >Spider-Man 3</em>, I KNOW is terrible. I can see that on so many levels it doesn't work, and yet I still really like it. It's a mess, but it's a fun, crazy mess that really reminded me of Sam Raimi's earlier movies much more than the first two Spider-Man movies. Those are great movies, but I think more endorphins got released into my brain watching number 3 than the first two. And both Topher Grace and James Franco are so fucking good in that movie and no-one ever mentions it.<br /><br />But my number 1 worst movie, still, since I saw it is <em >Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddie's Revenge</em>. Because it's a terrible, terrible, movie, and because I already didn't like Nightmare on Elm Street 1 (I think it's incredibly influential, but I was really underwhelmed when I saw it), and this was exponentially worse. I think the NOES movies only get going around number 3, I know I enjoyed some of them. And it had this:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977jBCk5qBM" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303750#Comment_303750" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303750#Comment_303750</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T20:39:48-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Internaut</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7307</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Inglorious Basterds. I was promised two hours of Brad Pitt and company, killing Nazis for two hours, and instead I got a small story about a girl's revenge. Mostly I felt lied to by the marketing ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Inglorious Basterds. I was promised two hours of Brad Pitt and company, killing Nazis for two hours, and instead I got a small story about a girl's revenge. Mostly I felt lied to by the marketing people.<br /></blockquote><br /><br />Fucking THIS. I actually still managed to somewhat enjoy the movie, but was sorely disappointing by the severe lack of a motley crew Nazi hunters marauding around the German country side.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303755#Comment_303755" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303755#Comment_303755</id>
		<published>2011-07-28T22:11:58-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-28T22:14:17-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Cunningham</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2925</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			This is my copy of The Cat in the Hat, the live-action version starring Mike Myers.  It came in to the store I worked and cost $3, and despite knowing I'd hate it I bought it anyway just to see how ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v80/Jamesac68/?action=view&amp;current=Revenge2.jpg" target="_blank" ><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/Jamesac68/Revenge2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" ></a><br /><br />This is my copy of The Cat in the Hat, the live-action version starring Mike Myers.  It came in to the store I worked and cost $3, and despite knowing I'd hate it I bought it anyway just to see how badly they could rape the corpse of Dr Seuss.<br /><br />I don't mind bad movies all that much.  The Room was entertaining as hell for it's utter awfulness.  I've seen all three Transformers abortions in the theater, although I have to admit to having a place that has $5 Tuesdays available.  What does offend me is when Hollywood takes something I love and desecrates it.  Until Cat in the Hat, I honestly thought my all-time least favorite movie would be Space Jam.  It turns out Hollywood could in fact take a bigger, chunkier, runnier dump on a classic than they did on Loony Tunes.  Failing that miserably to understand why this story was loved by so many people for so many years, and completely missing in every regard everything that makes Dr Seuss such a wonderful author, was simply amazing to behold in all the worst possible ways.<br /><br />So, DVD goes on top of an empty bottle in the microwave and this was the result.  The bastard earned it and worse.  I enjoyed destroying it so much that I still have it kicking around in my room somewhere, as a warning for all my other movies to Be Good, Or Look What Happens.  So far it seems to be working.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303761#Comment_303761" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303761#Comment_303761</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T01:44:22-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@James Cunningham

Shut up, Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@James Cunningham<br /><br />Shut up, Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303765#Comment_303765" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303765#Comment_303765</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T02:42:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Cunningham</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2925</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'll grant that it's the single greatest movie ever based on an advertising campaign.  Maybe.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I'll grant that it's the single greatest movie ever based on an advertising campaign.  Maybe.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303771#Comment_303771" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303771#Comment_303771</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T03:59:41-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8855</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			So Starro was hidden inside every DVD of &quot;Cat in the Hat&quot;!  That's explains everything!
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[So Starro was hidden inside every DVD of "Cat in the Hat"!  That's explains everything!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303822#Comment_303822" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303822#Comment_303822</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T09:03:40-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Neil Ofsteel</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3948</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Thanks for reminding me of the live-action Grinch movie. We went to a free screening and my friend became so enraged that he smashed a candy dispenser on accident and got fired. We then went home and ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Thanks for reminding me of the live-action Grinch movie. We went to a free screening and my friend became so enraged that he smashed a candy dispenser on accident and got fired. We then went home and defaced our furniture with "I Hate The Grinch" slogans.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303866#Comment_303866</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T14:44:27-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Foamhead</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8779</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			re: The Matrix &amp; sequels:


		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[re: The Matrix & sequels:<br /><br /><img src="http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8338/matrixrevisited.jpg" alt="" >]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303875#Comment_303875</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T16:10:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@King Happybomb

Saw Basterds in the theatre, felt very much the same way.

Never before would I have thought a movie would make me yell, &quot;Would you Please stop shooting Hitler?!?!&quot;
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@King Happybomb<br /><br />Saw Basterds in the theatre, felt very much the same way.<br /><br />Never before would I have thought a movie would make me yell, "Would you Please stop shooting Hitler?!?!"]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303877#Comment_303877</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T16:59:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Andrew_H</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10271</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Boondock Saints. It was rented when i lived in shared accomodation where we, uh, relaxed a lot and watched action flicks and got all technical about them. We got this and it was disjointed, the plot ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Boondock Saints. It was rented when i lived in shared accomodation where we, uh, relaxed a lot and watched action flicks and got all technical about them. We got this and it was disjointed, the plot was stupid, the stunts were badly done and it looked like utter trash. It's sort of everything i hate in a film all in one package and the leads were terrible actos, just rotten.<br /><br />Girl Interrupted. Lord above this thing stinks. It gave me a life-long hatred of Angelina Jolie's performances, and she got a damn Oscar for basically being hysterical for 90 minutes. Winona was made of wood, the plot was stupid and the whole premise was ugly and unrealsitic to such a huge degree I wanted to eat my own vomit. <br /><br />I'm farily tolerant of film and I'll watch things if they have one interesting effect in them, I am such a gore/horror nerd.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303882#Comment_303882</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T17:36:18-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'm not going to waste time on movies that we all know suck, like the Resident Evil series, we all know they are worthless drivel, sometimes enjoyable, but worthless all the same.
Lost in ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I'm not going to waste time on movies that we all know suck, like the Resident Evil series, we all know they are worthless drivel, sometimes enjoyable, but worthless all the same.<br />Lost in Translation, man, a 2 year year old could count how many fucks I gave about anything that happened in that movie.<br />Being John Malkovich, EVERY character in that movie is an ass, do not care.<br />I have to agree with Basterds, I didn't get through it, there was too much yap yap, not enough kill kill.<br /><br />I've learned to tolerate movies that I KNOW are completely worthless, like Transformers, and Transformers: Dark of the Moon. The second one is inexcusable though. Do they say anything important about society? No. Do they have wicked awesome 'splosions and amazingly technical special effects? FUCK YES WORTH WATCHING ALL OF IT. The scene with the Driller and the skyscraper took 288 hours PER FRAME to render. It deserves to be seen.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303886#Comment_303886" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303886#Comment_303886</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T18:11:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4827</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Girl InterruptedHang on you guys, I think Lost In Translationwait, what Being John Malkovich now just a miTransformers: Dark of the Moon [...] WORTH WATCHING ALL OF IT Fuck that, fuck you, fuck this ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Girl Interrupted</blockquote>Hang on you guys, I think <blockquote >Lost In Translation</blockquote>wait, what <blockquote >Being John Malkovich</blockquote> now just a mi<blockquote >Transformers: Dark of the Moon [...] WORTH WATCHING ALL OF IT</blockquote> Fuck that, fuck you, fuck this thread. No.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303895#Comment_303895" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303895#Comment_303895</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T20:05:20-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2911</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The scene with the Driller and the skyscraper took 288 hours PER FRAME to render.

Black velvet Elvis paintings don't exactly appear overnight. Doesn't make them any less horrible.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<em >The scene with the Driller and the skyscraper took 288 hours PER FRAME to render.</em><br /><br />Black velvet Elvis paintings don't exactly appear overnight. Doesn't make them any less horrible.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303898#Comment_303898" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303898#Comment_303898</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T20:29:42-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T06:01:28-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@256 - Had to bite my tongue on that one as well.  Regarding LiT, The opening shot of Scarlett Johansson's rear alone is worth the price of admission.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@256 - Had to bite my tongue on that one as well.  Regarding <strong >LiT</strong>, The opening shot of Scarlett Johansson's rear alone is worth the price of admission.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303903#Comment_303903" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303903#Comment_303903</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T22:10:41-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.Miranda</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=345</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Have I read too fast, or has there been no mention of a Uwe Boll movie?

Otherwise, I'm only thinking of boring movies - the Crash of the Titans remake, for example; another example is SuckerPunch, ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Have I read too fast, or has there been no mention of a Uwe Boll movie?<br /><br />Otherwise, I'm only thinking of boring movies - the Crash of the Titans remake, for example; another example is SuckerPunch, which I stopped after half an hour because of utter ennui. This was a disappointment because I got easily seduced by the trailer.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303906#Comment_303906</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T22:22:38-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Val A Lindsay II</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1680</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ok, going to name two. You can decide which is worse...

Title; Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection 

  The first movie was scary. Scary as Hell, in fact. What Ridley Scott and HR Giger did is still ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Ok, going to name two. You can decide which is worse...<br /><br />Title; Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection <br /><br />  The first movie was scary. Scary as <em >Hell</em>, in fact. What Ridley Scott and HR Giger did is still just phenomenal. The second movie was a great action movie with great visuals, characters and the typical James Cameron multi-cliffhanger plotline. <br /><br />  But the third and fourth movies? They seemed so trite, full of fluff and only created to turn a legacy into a franchise to milk.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303911#Comment_303911</id>
		<published>2011-07-29T23:56:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Val A Lindsay II

While I don't think that Aliens 3 was really that great, it was still a sight better than the shite that was Resurrection.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Val A Lindsay II<br /><br />While I don't think that Aliens 3 was really that great, it was still a sight better than the shite that was Resurrection.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T00:26:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2911</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			3 isn't terrible, it just isn't good. But Resurrection was a direct-to-video b-movie script that somehow got an A-list budget and talent. What a turd of a film!
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[3 isn't terrible, it just isn't good. But Resurrection was a direct-to-video b-movie script that somehow got an A-list budget and talent. What a turd of a film!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T01:35:33-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alastair</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=287</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Anaconda 3 the offspring

titanic 2 

pirates of the caribbean 4

johnny mnemonic

lawnmower man
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Anaconda 3 the offspring<br /><br />titanic 2 <br /><br />pirates of the caribbean 4<br /><br />johnny mnemonic<br /><br />lawnmower man]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T02:06:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T02:08:39-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>The Brad</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4752</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Lost Highway.

I know there are worse movies, obviously.  But never have I been more infuriated than when I first experienced Lost Highway.  For the record, I loved what I had seen of David Lynch's ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Lost Highway.<br /><br />I know there are worse movies, obviously.  But never have I been more infuriated than when I first experienced Lost Highway.  For the record, I loved what I had seen of David Lynch's movies at the time, some of them more than others, i was 15 or so and trying to absorb movies one director at a time, so I was excited when I popped the VHS in.<br /><br />Its a movie that seems to challenge you to stop paying attention, by getting you to pay such close attention to what the fuck is going on because its so easy to get lost and think 'am I missing something?', that you actually begin to wear your mental faculties to the bone and then just check out and say 'fuck this movie'.  Abstract is painful to me when I feel it is one of two things: a crutch to cover up a lack of craft, or, even worse, when its absolutely soulless.  Now I can't say for sure that Lost Highway is or isn't a passion project, but it feels like somebody just wasting my time.  Somebody whose head is so far up their own ass that they forgot to tell me a story or bring me somewhere new.  I tried watching it a few more times, when I was in my late teens and again in my twenties, i fell asleep both times, amazing considering how much provocative imagery is in the film that it could bore the living fuck out of me to the point of sedation.  I hate it.  Its crap.  The acting is bland, the plot is incomprehensible, and I don't care about David Lynch's 'dream logic' or surreal nonsense unless I feel like he's got something to say or something to tell me.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303923#Comment_303923</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T02:31:45-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Horrible Warning Si</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1223</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			You are all wrong and I hate you.

[sobwanks over oft-insulted DVD collection]
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[You are all wrong and I hate you.<br /><br />[sobwanks over oft-insulted DVD collection]]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303937#Comment_303937" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303937#Comment_303937</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T05:24:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@james puckett clearly we feel very differently about velvet paintings.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@james puckett clearly we feel very differently about velvet paintings.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303941#Comment_303941" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303941#Comment_303941</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T05:57:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Beamish</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8236</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well Mr. Bat-Spurioso, what is the correct answer.  I agree with some of these and think less of the writers of the others, not really but you clearly understand.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Well Mr. Bat-Spurioso, what is the correct answer.  I agree with some of these and think less of the writers of the others, not really but you clearly understand.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303944#Comment_303944" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303944#Comment_303944</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T06:36:03-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'll still put forward any of my uncles movies up against whatever you can dish out.

Aren't you waiting to see The Darkening?
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I'll still put forward any of my uncles movies up against whatever you can dish out.<br /><br />Aren't you waiting to see <a href="http://www.thedarkeningmovie.com/" >The Darkening</a>?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T08:34:15-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			...is it bad that we made the new boss weepfap over his movies?
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[...is it bad that we made the new boss weepfap over his movies?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303951#Comment_303951</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T08:38:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T08:38:46-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Davies0010</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6002</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: The Knowing starring Nick &quot;Nick Cage Face&quot; Cage 

Circumstances for soulchunder revulstion, On a plane full of sleeping korean businessmen, this film made me openly and loudly ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Title: <strong >The Knowing</strong> starring Nick "Nick Cage Face" Cage <br /><br />Circumstances for soulchunder revulstion, On a plane full of sleeping korean businessmen, this film made me openly and loudly proclaim: What the fuck is this shit? <br /><br />If you missed it: Cage-face Cage finds a document in a time capsule full of numbers, which turn out to refer to lots of small American deathclusters such as train accidents, plane crashes, and investigates with his creepy kid. Then it turns out his creepy kid has been contacted by creepy looking psychic guys, who turn out to be angels here to take away a few children to start over again on a far away planet as everyone on Earth dies due to solar flares. Cageface throughout.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T08:59:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T09:00:43-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DC</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I just remembered one I saw some weeks ago that I'd forgot.
Long story short, international program in Denmark with lots of foreign students, one of the social activities was going to the cinema to ...
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			<![CDATA[I just remembered one I saw some weeks ago that I'd forgot.<br />Long story short, international program in Denmark with lots of foreign students, one of the social activities was going to the cinema to experience a 3D movie with THX sound quality. The purpose is to blow our minds with awesome 3D/sound quality movie experience, it’s (supposed to be) one of the best cinemas in the country.<br />First they tell us it’s either Kung Fu Panda 2 or Transformers 3, then it’s Pirates of the Caribbean 3D, then it’s Hanna. When we arrive it’s actually <strong >Bad Teacher</strong>, a romantic(?) comedy(??) with Cameron Diaz. She’s a bad teacher only interested in marrying for money. She starts to saving up money for a boob surgery through various scams. She learns that the teacher of the best class in the school gets a bonus in the end of the year and cons some guy to give her the national exams so her students get the best score. The best teacher in the school tries to expose her and gets a nervous breakdown due to some shit Diaz character does to her. In the end Diaz gets away with everything, doesn’t do the surgery and starts to date the gym teacher.<br /><br />Moral of the story: eerr... be a bitch and everything will work fine for you?!<br />Also: THX sounded like the usual cinemas I go to?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T09:40:09-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T09:40:55-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>glukkake</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1693</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Last night, I watched the Wayward Cloud. It's a movie from Taiwan that for some reason happens to be on Netflix. We watched it because the description included both explicit sex acts and musical ...
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			<![CDATA[Last night, I watched the Wayward Cloud. It's a movie from Taiwan that for some reason happens to be on Netflix. We watched it because the description included both explicit sex acts and musical numbers.<br />Holy fuck, you guys.<br />Every time a scene started up, my friends and I would make jokes about where it would go. Ridiculous things like "and then he wears the watermelon as a hat". <i >and then they happened</i>.<br /><br />The first 5 minutes are amazing, then it drags on with impossibly long scenes of the characters staring at each other or into space. A man smokes a cigarette clenched in a foot (edit: someone else's foot). The ending is horribly disturbing unless you're like one IMDB reviewer who called it "the most beautiful thing you'll ever see" which made me want to vomit.<br /><br />I don't know why, but I rarely watch movies these days and when I do they all keep resulting in having at least one scene in them that me and my friends sit through in extreme discomfort (see: I Spit On Your Grave, the original, which is possibly the number 1 contender for Worst. Movie. Ever.)]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=303961#Comment_303961</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T10:04:53-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ellwood</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2556</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@glukkake How does I Spit on Your Grave compare to Cannibal Holocaust? 

Cannibal Holocaust is wrong. That's all I can think it say about it. That it's just wrong.
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			<![CDATA[@glukkake How does I Spit on Your Grave compare to Cannibal Holocaust? <br /><br />Cannibal Holocaust is wrong. That's all I can think it say about it. That it's just wrong.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T10:15:20-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T10:21:13-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>glukkake</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1693</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Will Ellwood I have a special fear of Italian films after viewing Salo (the 120 Days of Sodom). Salo is part of our collection along with Tideland that I never want to view again.

Edit to add: ...
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			<![CDATA[@Will Ellwood I have a special fear of Italian films after viewing Salo (the 120 Days of Sodom). Salo is part of our collection along with Tideland that I never want to view again.<br /><br />Edit to add: Not that I think Tideland is anywhere near on the level of Salo or Cannibal Holocaust, it's just another movie that I remembered I own that squicks me out.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T10:46:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ahhh Cannibal Holocaust... *twitch*

How about Man Bites Dog?
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			<![CDATA[Ahhh Cannibal Holocaust... *twitch*<br /><br />How about Man Bites Dog?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T11:03:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Glukkake Ever see Begotten? one of my favorite movies, but jesus it's hard to get through. I refuse to let my wife watch it, for fear of divorce.

I second or third everyone's mention of Human ...
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			<![CDATA[@Glukkake Ever see Begotten? one of my favorite movies, but jesus it's hard to get through. I refuse to let my wife watch it, for fear of divorce.<br /><br />I second or third everyone's mention of Human Centipede. It was mostly just boring. It's a solid idea, but the execution was just a pile of meh.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T11:33:02-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>glukkake</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1693</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@randomentity no, but I'm also trying to avoid movies that involve rape these days. It makes me too sad.
According to the past few movies I've seen &amp; the internet, this is incredibly difficult.
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			<![CDATA[@randomentity no, but I'm also trying to avoid movies that involve rape these days. It makes me too sad.<br />According to the past few movies I've seen & the internet, this is incredibly difficult.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T11:33:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4827</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			For the record, I actually quite like Alien 3 and 4.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[For the record, I actually quite like Alien 3 <em >and</em> 4.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T11:37:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Cat Vincent</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Davies0010: What makes Knowing particularly bad is remembering it's from the same guy who made Dark City.

My contribution - Liquid Sky.
Circumstances - in the 80s, at the sadly-lost Scala Cinema ...
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			<![CDATA[Davies0010: What makes Knowing particularly bad is remembering it's from the same guy who made Dark City.<br /><br />My contribution - <em ><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085852/" >Liquid Sky</a>.</em><br />Circumstances - in the 80s, at the sadly-lost Scala Cinema Club. Probably on a double bill with something good.<br /><br />So, these aliens come to Earth looking to score some smack. Somehow this results in a woman whose sexual partners vanish when the enter her vagina. <br />This, of course, means she's raped countless times, in order to hammer home a weak 3rd-wave feminist propaganda angle about Teh Evul Mens.<br />Around this are various layers of pretentious wankery, weak <em >Repo Man</em> riffs and a combination of garish colours and dodgy camera angles to make you feel, like, you're on bad drugs, man.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T12:15:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@glukkake there's not _a lot_ of rape. I think it's still hard to find a copy of though. Haven't checked in awhile but it was going for like, $200-$300 on amazon used.

oh, and can we add Skyline ...
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			<![CDATA[@glukkake there's not _a lot_ of rape. I think it's still hard to find a copy of though. Haven't checked in awhile but it was going for like, $200-$300 on amazon used.<br /><br />oh, and can we add Skyline to the list of film atrocities? holy shit. like, SHIT, WOW THAT FUCKING MOVIE.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T13:19:48-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>BrianMowrey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1709</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Wayward Cloud is ok; boring but memorable
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			<![CDATA[<em >Wayward Cloud </em>is ok; boring but memorable]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T13:42:56-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T13:44:11-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			there's not _a lot_ of rape.

True though that may be (and I admit I haven't seen the movie in question) but it seems like there isn't really a matter of degrees with this sort of thing - there's ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >there's not _a lot_ of rape.</em><br /><br />True though that may be (and I admit I haven't seen the movie in question) but it seems like there isn't really a matter of degrees with this sort of thing - there's either rape or there's not, right?<br /><br />@Cat Vincent: And The Crow! Don't forget The Crow!<br /><br />...<br /><br />Okay, I might be the only person to continue thinking The Crow is awesome after my 18th birthday. I can accept that about myself.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T13:51:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T13:52:52-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2911</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Also: THX sounded like the usual cinemas I go to? 

THX is a remnant of run-down theaters of the 1980s and 1990s. The only real advantage to THX theaters today is that the walls are thick enough to ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Also: THX sounded like the usual cinemas I go to? </em><br /><br />THX is a remnant of run-down theaters of the 1980s and 1990s. The only real advantage to THX theaters today is that the walls are thick enough to block out the sound from the theater next door.<br /><br /><em >Not that I think Tideland is anywhere near on the level of Salo or Cannibal Holocaust…</em><br /><br />And since someone brought up <em >Salò</em>, <strong >what a piece of shit</strong>. I watched the Criterion Collection release of <em >Salò</em> expecting to see a brilliant commentary on the depravity of Italian fascism. It turned out to be a despicable Italian exploitation flick that was incompetently executed in every possible way. The script was bad, the lighting was bad, the acting was atrocious, the original Italian overdubs don't always sync with the actors, and the editing was choppy. At least <em >Cannibal Holocaust</em> makes no pretensions about being anything but offensive trash. <em >Salò</em> masquerades as serious cinema just to victimize unsuspecting viewers. I question the sanity of any critic who can take <em >Salò</em> seriously, much less list it as one of the greatest films ever made.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T13:58:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T17:13:30-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ Glukkake: I bought the original 'I Spit On Your Grave' on VHS some years ago for an over-inflated price.  I tried to watch it and almost fell asleep (edit: I actually turned it off waaaaaay before ...
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			<![CDATA[@ Glukkake: I bought the original 'I Spit On Your Grave' on VHS some years ago for an over-inflated price.  I tried to watch it and almost fell asleep (edit: I actually turned it off waaaaaay before the end).  Exceptionally dull with shit effects.<br /><br />I saw 'Cannibal Ferox' and it was just laughable.  Until it came to the gloating animal cruelty and then it was just unpleasant.<br /><br />On that Italian exploitation note I bought 'The Grim Reaper' (an alternate title for 'The Anthropophagus Beast, can you tell that I was big on the video nasties when I was a kid?) on super cheap DVD some years ago.  Another booooooring film that didn't even have the dubious interest of the extreme gore as it had all been edited out.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T14:07:55-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>razrangel</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2075</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Talk about THX reminds me of THX-1138.  Not a bad film, in my opinion.  But is it a universal phenomenon that everyone falls asleep the first time trying to watch, and then stay awake through ...
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			<![CDATA[Talk about THX reminds me of <i >THX-1138</i>.  Not a bad film, in my opinion.  But is it a universal phenomenon that everyone falls asleep the first time trying to watch, and then stay awake through subsequent viewings?  I mean, of course, those who decide to come back which ain't many.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T14:34:19-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson you know, you'd think that, but there's a certain level that I'm okay with. Once, for the sake of the story, okay, that I can handle. I had to turn of Ichi the Killer after the third rape ...
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			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson you know, you'd think that, but there's a certain level that I'm okay with. Once, for the sake of the story, okay, that I can handle. I had to turn of Ichi the Killer after the third rape scene, you don't have to show every one of them. I don't need to be raped by rape scenes, thanks.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T14:46:15-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-30T14:54:34-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>glukkake</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1693</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@randomentity I think he's just pointing out that when I say that I don't want to watch a film with rape in it, it isn't very enticing to say &quot;well, there isn't A LOT of rape in ...
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			<![CDATA[@randomentity I think he's just pointing out that when I say that I don't want to watch a film with rape in it, it isn't very enticing to say "well, there isn't A LOT of rape in it!".<br /><br />But should I come across Begotten & be in the mood, I'll give it a whirl if it's one of your favourites.<br /><br /><br /><br /><i >(edit to remove something that might be too snarky because I'm feeling ill & it's too damn hot today)</i>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304001#Comment_304001</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T15:15:58-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Movies can definitely overdo Rape. Ironically Ichi the Killer didn't bother me, but the movie Closure (Straightheads in the US) staring Gillian Anderson (X-Files woo!... wait... more on that later) ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Movies can definitely overdo Rape. Ironically Ichi the Killer didn't bother me, but the movie Closure (Straightheads in the US) staring Gillian Anderson (X-Files woo!... wait... more on that later) has a gang rape and then a rather unique revenge rape scene later in it... and that was a bit over the top. Odd..<br /><br /><br />Speaking of X-Files, the second X-Files movie? Billy Connolly was badass... the rest of the movie? Ow? That was painful...]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304003#Comment_304003</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T16:03:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ragingpacifist</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10123</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Shoot em up.

Circumstances: &quot;Hey this looks like a good way for men to waste a few hours after drinking everything in sight&quot;

Reason:This movie bored me back to sobriety.
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			<![CDATA[Shoot em up.<br /><br />Circumstances: "Hey this looks like a good way for men to waste a few hours after drinking everything in sight"<br /><br />Reason:This movie bored me back to sobriety.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T16:14:41-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			^damn you, I love that movie...come on...skydiving gun battle...such stupid fun...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[^damn you, I love that movie...come on...skydiving gun battle...such stupid fun...]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304011#Comment_304011</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T19:12:14-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I keep having this horribly, horribly inappropriate vision in my head of the discussion of there not being &quot;much rape in it&quot; done in the fashion of the Monty Python &quot;spam&quot; ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I keep having this horribly, horribly inappropriate vision in my head of the discussion of there not being "much rape in it" done in the fashion of the Monty Python "spam" sketch.<br /><br /><blockquote >"Let's watch this one, it's not got much rape in it.."<br />"But I don't like rape!"<br />"That's alright, honey, I'll have yours, I love it!"</blockquote><br /><br />I'm going to Hell.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304013#Comment_304013</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T19:57:53-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I wonder what movie has the most rape.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I wonder what movie has the <em >most</em> rape.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304015#Comment_304015</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T20:12:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ugh worst derailed thread ever. I was just saying for clarification that it's a good movie, but there is a rape scene. Unless a chick jerking/blowing a dead dude off counts as rape, then there's ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Ugh worst derailed thread ever. I was just saying for clarification that it's a good movie, but there is a rape scene. Unless a chick jerking/blowing a dead dude off counts as rape, then there's 2.<br /><br />Has anyone mentioned the Ang Lee Hulk film? Saw it at the $2 theatre, fell asleep not even 30 minutes into it, woke up to the CGI hulk fighting the Absorbing Man? that was also his dad?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304016#Comment_304016</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T20:17:59-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ragingpacifist</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10123</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh I also forgot House on Haunted Hill.  Walked out of that one 20mins in.

@DJ Stawes to answer your question &quot;National Lampoon's:Sex Vacation&quot;
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Oh I also forgot House on Haunted Hill.  Walked out of that one 20mins in.<br /><br />@DJ Stawes to answer your question "National Lampoon's:Sex Vacation"]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304019#Comment_304019</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T20:54:29-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Luke</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=193</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Fatal Deviation

Circumstances: Ireland's infamous (and only) kung fu movie was the stuff of legend. We tracked down an old VHS through friends of a friend and drank ourselves stupid. I imported ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<strong ><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUHSCNMH4wE" >Fatal Deviation</a></strong><br /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/lqiPp.jpg" alt="Fatal Deviation" ><br /><strong >Circumstances:</strong> Ireland's infamous (and only) kung fu movie was the stuff of legend. We tracked down an old VHS through friends of a friend and drank ourselves stupid. I imported the contagion to new friends in a new country, and even expert piss-artists/anticinemaphiles couldn't take it.<br /><br /><strong >How bad is it?</strong> So bad <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18632_irelands-only-kung-fu-movie-is-worst-film-ever-made.html" >I got paid to tell people how bad</a>. It's an eight year-old's idea of awesome and instead of making imagination possible by the power of cinema, the single camera cruelly shatters every single illusion the star/writer/director clearly holds dear. To call it playground violence would disrespect children who genuinely hurt themselves.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304023#Comment_304023</id>
		<published>2011-07-30T21:29:47-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>kozmund</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=547</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson

Everyone else seems to have mercifully skipped New Rose Hotel, but I'll second and third you on that. I mean, I love nudity and all, but never have I been as insulted by it as in that ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson<br /><br />Everyone else seems to have mercifully skipped New Rose Hotel, but I'll second and third you on that. I mean, I love nudity and all, but never have I been as insulted by it as in that movie. Also? The last act basically being Willem Defoe crawling in a sewer having flashbacks? What the fuck were they thinking. It's a sad commentary on this movie and The Gibson Curse that partway in, I was actually wishing that Keanu and Ice T would show up.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-30T21:49:02-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>glukkake</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1693</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ladies and gentlemen, I present:

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, I present:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k" >Silent Night, Deadly Night 2</a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304033#Comment_304033</id>
		<published>2011-07-31T00:02:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>MartinSheen</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9063</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Quantam of Solace.

The latest James Bond.  Although I have never been the biggest James Bond film, I was entertained my Casino Royale.  But the editing in QOS was just terrible and ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Quantam of Solace.<br /><br />The latest James Bond.  Although I have never been the biggest James Bond film, I was entertained my Casino Royale.  But the editing in QOS was just terrible and incoherent.<br /><br />I mean, for example a car chase would be shot like this:  <br /><br />Shot of hand changing gear<br />shot of car skidding off cliff<br />shot of angry face<br />shot of cars skidding<br />and repeat... <br /><br />in a manner that does not feel at all linked in anyway.  The same goes for the fight scenes]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T05:21:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>offtandiscord</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1628</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I have 4 words to trump you all.

sex in the city.

reason: i'm a married man.

also, there was a UFC themed film that i sold some music to without realising how bad it would be called Never ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I have 4 words to trump you all.<br /><br />sex in the city.<br /><br />reason: i'm a married man.<br /><br />also, there was a UFC themed film that i sold some music to without realising how bad it would be called Never Surrender. I feel bad that i'm on imdb because of that attrocity...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZKOr0qRb_I" >urrrrrggh</a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T13:31:56-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Greasemonkey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Tim Burton's remake of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. Why the fuck was Johnny Depp channelling an ultra-creepy Michael Jackson throughout the film?
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Tim Burton's remake of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. Why the fuck was Johnny Depp channelling an ultra-creepy Michael Jackson throughout the film?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T14:09:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>The Brad</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4752</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Greasemonkey 

 And the unnecessary 'origin' story?  Also, Tim Burton's pompous claim of not really liking the original movie because of how far it strayed from the book, and then making a movie ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Greasemonkey <br /><br /> And the unnecessary 'origin' story?  Also, Tim Burton's pompous claim of not really liking the original movie because of how far it strayed from the book, and then making a movie that strayed even FURTHER from said book, makes me want to throw him into a fucking wood chipper.  The original had heart, was the perfect amount of creepy/inspired.  <br /><br />Its interesting how much Tim Burton used to be against the grain, a sort of fresh and interesting alternative version of pop-tainment.  Now he IS the grain.  Every choice he makes seems to be less and less inspired as time goes by.  Much like Johnny Depp.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T14:23:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>tedcroland</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2106</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Tim Burton is a weird fellow. I'll always love Ed Wood and Beetlejuice, but this decade has not been kind to his film catalog. Planet of the Apes, Charlie &amp; The Chocolate Factory, Alice In ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Tim Burton is a weird fellow. I'll always love <em >Ed Wood</em> and <em >Beetlejuice</em>, but this decade has not been kind to his film catalog. <em >Planet of the Apes</em>, <em >Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, Alice In Wonderland</em>...truly atrocious films. It's like he went "Well, I finally learned how to make a movie, now let's just make a bunch of really, really shitty ones." I don't get it.<br /><br />As for Worst Movie, <em >The Last Airbender</em> gets my vote. I only saw it with Rifftrax enhancement, but my god was it painful anyway. The dialogue, the acting, the plot, everything about it is so atrociously awful I actually couldn't believe what I was watching. I have enjoyed MST3k movies more than that film. It's like a ropes course in what not to do in a film.<br /><br />My favorite part is this expository dialogue where Aang (mispronounced the entire film) and his buddies are talking about what to do next, but the entire scene is cut back and forth of extreme, low angle close-ups of their faces with out a blocking shot for about two minutes. It made me physically uncomfortable to watch after about 30 seconds. Even the Rifftrax couldn't make that movie entertaining.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T14:35:09-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8855</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@tedcroland.  You think that's bad? Try watching &quot;Terminator 3&quot; on Rifttrax.  Don't get me wrong, the riffing was funny as hell, but the AUDACITY OF THIS GODDAMN MOVIE, TO TRY AND EVEN CALL ...
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			<![CDATA[@tedcroland.  You think that's bad? Try watching "Terminator 3" on Rifttrax.  Don't get me wrong, the riffing was funny as hell, but the AUDACITY OF THIS GODDAMN MOVIE, TO TRY AND EVEN CALL ITSELF A TERMINATOR MOVIE, is beyond belief.  Retconning the entire brilliant story, "funny" moments that are just awkward, a story with no cohesive sense of suspense, action that outdoes both in the originals, in the wrong way ("Well gee...there was a semi chase in the first; so let's do it with three cop cars, a tow truck, and a firetruck.  Duh, that will make people think its better".)  I heard that they tried to get Cameron to come back and direct the third one.  I hope he just left a three hour voice mail, of nothing but hysterical laughter.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T14:58:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DC</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Talking about Burton, Sweeney Todd, the story was awfully written, it worried more about songs than the characters. The only think I like in it is the soundtrack.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Talking about Burton, Sweeney Todd, the story was awfully written, it worried more about songs than the characters. The only think I like in it is the soundtrack.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T15:53:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DistractDelude</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8765</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Speed 2 - Remember that one? No? You lucky Bastards!

Other than that... any Guy Ritchie mockney shite - the unfortunate result of someone reading a Kray twin biog, watching too much Eastenders and ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[<em >Speed 2</em> - Remember that one? No? You lucky Bastards!<br /><br />Other than that... any Guy Ritchie mockney shite - the unfortunate result of someone reading a Kray twin biog, watching too much Eastenders and mistaking their resultant drunken ideas for feasible film plots<br /><br />On a side note, the <em >Crash</em> everyone's talking about - I assume this is the Hollywood <em >Crash</em> and not the Cronenberg one, yes?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T16:18:56-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>razrangel</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2075</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Sweeney Todd was a huge disappointment and really put me off Burton.  And I loved that guy, too.  (It also disappointed me with Sondheim, whom I totally dig. He signed off on the whole thing even ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Sweeney Todd was a huge disappointment and really put me off Burton.  And I loved that guy, too.  (It also disappointed me with Sondheim, whom I totally dig. He signed off on the whole thing even though it wrecked some of the greatest points of his show.)]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T18:03:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-07-31T18:07:20-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alberto</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5128</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: Ator the invincible
Circumstances: Suffice to say when I was a kid I thought this was the coolest thing ever.
Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Miles O'Keefe starring as the most improbable ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Title: Ator the invincible<br />Circumstances: Suffice to say when I was a kid I thought this was the coolest thing ever.<br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Miles O'Keefe starring as the most improbable Conan spoof ever. A director known for his porn movies. Shot without a script. Hang gliding.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX8aEDjnmz8" ></a><br /><br />Title: "Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam"<br />Circumstances: Crazy visual arts students in a late night trash marathon. <br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Quite popular amongst Star Wars fans. There's no words to describe this one.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk&feature=youtu.be" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-07-31T20:13:20-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Greasemonkey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Nobody's mentioned Gymkata yet. I'm amazed.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Nobody's mentioned Gymkata yet. I'm amazed.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304116#Comment_304116</id>
		<published>2011-07-31T21:12:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Steerpike</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1699</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Gymkata is for people who haven't seen Never Too Young To Die.

Let's go to the (virtual) videotape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOvVtE4rgI

How about some more of Gene Simmons as Velvet ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<em >Gymkata</em> is for people who haven't seen <em >Never Too Young To Die</em>.<br /><br />Let's go to the (virtual) videotape:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOvVtE4rgI" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvOvVtE4rgI</a><br /><br />How about some more of Gene Simmons as Velvet Von Ragnar?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GcM_lH_g8" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6GcM_lH_g8</a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304140#Comment_304140</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T04:32:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I remember seeing 'Never Too Young To Die' when I was a kid, and all I can recall of it is the drag Gene Simmons shooting someone with a shotgun.  It think that's for the best.


Will
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I remember seeing 'Never Too Young To Die' when I was a kid, and all I can recall of it is the drag Gene Simmons shooting someone with a shotgun.  It think that's for the best.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304145#Comment_304145" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304145#Comment_304145</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T06:23:27-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>curb</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1334</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Suffice to say when I was a kid I thought this was the coolest thing ever.

Yeah, I know that feeling. If any of you have treasured childhood memories of Spaceballs, do your best to keep them that ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Suffice to say when I was a kid I thought this was the coolest thing ever.</blockquote><br /><br />Yeah, I know that feeling. If any of you have treasured childhood memories of <em >Spaceballs</em>, do your best to keep them that way.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304172#Comment_304172</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T13:48:17-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>longtimelurker</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7739</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			If this thread goes on long enough every film I own will be disrespected!
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[If this thread goes on long enough every film I own will be disrespected!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304174#Comment_304174</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T14:14:46-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Greasemonkey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Wes Anderson has taken his first step onto that slippery slope alongside Tim Burton, with Fantastic Mr Fox. Trying to rewrite Roald Dahl is never a wise idea.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Wes Anderson has taken his first step onto that slippery slope alongside Tim Burton, with Fantastic Mr Fox. Trying to rewrite Roald Dahl is never a wise idea.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304175#Comment_304175</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T14:15:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alastair</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=287</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			blade 3
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[blade 3]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304176#Comment_304176</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T14:20:29-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-01T14:34:10-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOQdCZmNEg&amp;feature=player_embedded

I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell–based on the shocking, ridiculous and hilarious real life adventures of Tucker Max–is the ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOQdCZmNEg&feature=player_embedded" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOQdCZmNEg&feature=player_embedded</a><br /><br /><blockquote >I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell–based on the shocking, ridiculous and hilarious real life adventures of Tucker Max–is the story of an impromptu bachelor party gone horribly awry thanks to a midget, a fat girl, a gaggle of strippers, an overly destructive public intoxication ordinance, and the consequence of Tucker’s unflinching narcissism.</blockquote><br /><br />This movie was suggested to me by a convicted meth dealer.  God knows why I thought it would be a good idea.  My girlfriend didn't speak to me for the rest of the evening, and I only watched maybe the first ten minutes.<br /><br />The only thing redeeming about this film, is the fact that it was based on the book of some douchebag who collected all of his ridiculous stories into a book, and made a shitload of money off of it.  That makes me think that I could do the same thing.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-01T14:30:24-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>imaginarypeople</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7661</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1N_gKBSXvU&feature=player_detailpage" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-01T14:41:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>imaginarypeople</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7661</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			this is either the worst movie ever or the best you decide:


		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[this is either the worst movie ever or the best you decide:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S5lcF434cw&feature=player_detailpage" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-01T14:44:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-01T14:46:36-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>imaginarypeople</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7661</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			or is this the best movie ever?



my favorite part is when he cuts the guys arm off and hits him with it. and all with out a drop of blood
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[or is this the best movie ever?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTmSJDyav-A&feature=player_detailpage" ></a><br /><br />my favorite part is when he cuts the guys arm off and hits him with it. and all with out a drop of blood]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-01T15:27:38-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-01T15:32:26-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>keyofsilence</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7294</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			

Undefeatable. 

But then again it was probably the most hilarious movie I've ever seen as well, so I just can't hate it.

YEAH. SEEEYA.
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			<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY&feature=related" ></a><br /><br />Undefeatable. <br /><br />But then again it was probably the most hilarious movie I've ever seen as well, so I just can't hate it.<br /><br />YEAH. SEEEYA.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-01T17:24:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			No, no.  THIS is the best fight scene in possibly the worst movie in the world:  ROBOT


		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[No, no.  THIS is the best fight scene in possibly the worst movie in the world:  ROBOT<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-01T19:33:09-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>muse hick</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=483</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Movie: Dragonheart
Circumstances: I wanted to go watch this because a certain girl was going. 
Reasons For Soulchunder Revulsion: It has Sean Connery as a fucking dragon - which is unintentionally ...
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			<![CDATA[Movie: Dragonheart<br />Circumstances: I wanted to go watch this because a certain girl was going. <br />Reasons For Soulchunder Revulsion: It has Sean Connery as a fucking dragon - which is unintentionally hilarious. David Thewlis being in this made me want to cry. Oh, and there was a bit with a really fucking loud boom on the soundtrack which made me empty a family bucket of popcorn on the girl.<br /><br />Movie: The Happening<br />Circumstances: We paid for this to be streamed through the TV and sat there in disbelief. We sat through it expecting that maybe there would be a twist; something that save the film ... there wasn't.<br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Mark Wahlberg being as wooden as the trees; well, in fact more wooden, considering the trees and the grass were dangerous; john leguizamo's moustache; the many stupid deaths by tiger and lawnmower for instance; the awful fucking script.<br /><br />Movie: Rocky and Bulwinkle - does the reason that this makes me want to disown Robert Deniro even have to be gone into?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304205#Comment_304205</id>
		<published>2011-08-01T19:42:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Maritza Campos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9045</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Rock bottom of my list, not even making the &quot;so bad it's good&quot; list.

Japón.

It's a supposedly artsy-fartsy mexican movie. It's the most terrible thing ever. I kid you not: people ...
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			<![CDATA[Rock bottom of my list, not even making the "so bad it's good" list.<br /><br />Japón.<br /><br />It's a supposedly artsy-fartsy mexican movie. It's the most terrible thing ever. I kid you not: people left the theater in hordes, something that it's VERY rare in Mexico, where we mostly sit like good boys and girls even if we hate the movie and our standards, especially when it comes about mexican movies, is VERY low.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304259#Comment_304259</id>
		<published>2011-08-02T11:34:09-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan McMillian</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10474</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Worst being the utterly subjective term that it is...

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

I'm one of those people who believes that there was always a quality story in the Street Fighter ...
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			<![CDATA[Worst being the utterly subjective term that it is...<br /><strong ><br />Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li</strong><br /><br />I'm one of those people who believes that there was always a quality story in the Street Fighter games waiting to be told and have never been able to understand why it is so hard to get a coherent movie out of a game that is, for all intents and purposes, Enter the Dragon. So, I followed the lead up to this film with some excitement: supposedly a more serious tone, the director of Cradle 2 the Grave and Romeo must Die (goofy movies, but fun in the right ways) and a reasonably strong cast (Kristen Kruek, Neal McDonough, Michael Clarke Duncan) in roles that they actually fit.<br /><br />Reason for Soul-Chundering revulsion: Putting aside the fact that for a fighting movie, the fight scenes were RIDICULOUS, the movie begins to fall apart right around the point where Robin Shou turns up. And then, just before they get into the backstory of Bison, the whole movie descends into logic-defying gibberish, and, finally, it ends (and bear in mind this is supposed to be the prequel to the Street Fighter story) with Bison getting killed and Nash surviving, totally giving the finger to the SF canon.<br /><br />I've seen plenty of crap movies, even ones with talented crews and high production values. This is the only one I was personally offended by.<br /><br />Honorable mentions: <br /><br /><strong >Spiderman 3:</strong> for Raimi saying "screw plot, tone and coherence: I want to do a musical!" <br /><br /><strong >Planet of the Apes </strong>(Tim Burton): for being boring up until the end, and having the ending be total Shark Bukkake. <br /><br />and <br /><br /><strong >Watchmen:</strong> which wasn't a bad movie so much as it was a wholesale conceptual failure. The entire premise of the movie hinges on the portrayal of Costumed Heroes as damaged human beings. That idea doesn't play if you portray your movie's characters as walking action figures. I'm of the opinion that Zack Snyder is typical of many a comics fan in that he was so enamoured with the appearance of a story that he neglected to understand what made the story work.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304274#Comment_304274</id>
		<published>2011-08-02T13:42:29-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>sellmeyoursoul</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9518</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'm of the opinion that Zack Snyder is typical of many a comics fan in that he was so enamoured with the appearance of a story that he neglected to understand what made the story work.

I assume ...
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote >I'm of the opinion that Zack Snyder is typical of many a comics fan in that he was so enamoured with the appearance of a story that he neglected to understand what made the story work.</blockquote><br /><br />I assume you mean the kickass costume design, right? Right?<br /><br />Also, I'm not saying I'd admit to it publicly or anything, but if I came across a link for it, I'd want to see what Shark Bukkake would look like. Wouldn't the water, um... wash things away? Do they leave the water somehow? The logistics alone make that worth a few minutes of my life.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304277#Comment_304277</id>
		<published>2011-08-02T13:50:55-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-02T13:51:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ Alberto - I admit that I own Turkish Stars Wars on DVD. I'd rather watch that than the Star Wars Christmas special.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@ Alberto - I admit that I own <strong >Turkish Stars Wars</strong> on DVD. I'd rather watch that than the Star Wars Christmas special.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304280#Comment_304280</id>
		<published>2011-08-02T14:29:31-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@William Joseph Dunn

Which is worse, the Star Wars Christmas special, the Ewok Movie, or the Ewok Movie 2: Escape from Endor?
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			<![CDATA[@William Joseph Dunn<br /><br />Which is worse, the Star Wars Christmas special, the Ewok Movie, or the Ewok Movie 2: Escape from Endor?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T14:44:36-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh god, the rumors of another Jurrasic Park movie dredged up memories of a movie I'd managed to suppress for years, Carnivore.

Carnivore came out shortly after Jurrassic Park in the way that many ...
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			<![CDATA[Oh god, the rumors of another Jurrasic Park movie dredged up memories of a movie I'd managed to suppress for years, <i >Carnivore</i>.<br /><br /><i >Carnivore</i> came out shortly after Jurrassic Park in the way that many sub-B-rated, derivative horror movies will follow after a successful flick. Essentially, the government makes a dinosaur, sort of a Tyrannosaurus-sort-of-raptor-kind-of-thing. From what my hazy memory tells me, this thing's size changed shape regularly throughout the film, not for any real reason other than that the special effects guys kept fucking up (not unlike how the chief dragon in <i >Reign of Fire</i> changes shape several times). It was gory as fuck in the buckets of face blood variety, had horrible acting, and the special effects were shite. Thankfully I stopped it half way though but that's an hour of my life I won't get back.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T15:11:03-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing sure you're not thinking of Carnosaur? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106521/ I remember seeing an article about it in some magazine when I was a kid and really wanting to see it. It has ...
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			<![CDATA[@RenThing sure you're not thinking of Carnosaur? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106521/ I remember seeing an article about it in some magazine when I was a kid and really wanting to see it. It has sequels! Still have never seen it.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T15:12:40-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-02T15:12:59-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4827</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Essentially, the government makes a dinosaur, So much promise... 


Also, I actually liked Blade 3. Well, bits of it. Mainly:
1) Some of the soundtrack (RZA samples The Velvet Underground? ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Essentially, the government makes a dinosaur, </blockquote>So much promise... <br /><br /><br />Also, I actually liked Blade 3. Well, bits of it. Mainly:<br />1) Some of the soundtrack (RZA samples The Velvet Underground? Yes.)<br />2) The bit where Blade/Brooks/Snipes shames the preppie vampire hunters.<br />3) "Blade. <em >Ready to die?</em>" "I was born ready, motherfucker." <br /><br />Ok, pretty much just those bits.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304295#Comment_304295</id>
		<published>2011-08-02T16:14:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-02T16:16:36-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Cat Vincent</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			For those who want such data - shark genitalia, how the fuck do they work?
Short version - bukkake implausible.

Back on topic: I saw an awful lot of VHS shite in the 80s. Anyone else remember ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[For those who want such data -<a href="http://www.elasmo-research.org/education/topics/lh_2penises.htm" > shark genitalia, how the fuck do they work</a>?<br />Short version - bukkake implausible.<br /><br />Back on topic: I saw an awful lot of VHS shite in the 80s. Anyone else remember <em ><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092860/" >Deathstalker 2</a></em>, for example? Roger Corman recycling bits of at least 2 previous fantasy 'epics' with an admittedly sly element of self-parody.<br /><br />The one that just sprang to mind is <em ><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084424/" >The New Barbarians</a></em> aka <em >I nuovi barbari</em> aka <em >Warriors of the Wasteland</em>?<br />Key plot point: very butch hero is captured and gang-raped by 'The Templars', at end of film gets his revenge, killing the Templar leader by ramming said Templar's car from behind with a driveable giant drill. Subtle, yes?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T16:20:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ RenThing - hands down the Star Wars Christmas special. seeing Harrison Ford have to mouth the words to some lame Christmas song is painful to watch.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@ RenThing - hands down the Star Wars Christmas special. seeing Harrison Ford have to mouth the words to some lame Christmas song is painful to watch.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T16:27:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Greasemonkey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Mazes and Monsters. Awful, awful film starring a pre-fame Tom Hanks, detailing the lives of a bunch of teens who're obsessed with a game that's (wink wink) totally NOT Dungeons And Dragons.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Mazes and Monsters. Awful, awful film starring a pre-fame Tom Hanks, detailing the lives of a bunch of teens who're obsessed with a game that's (wink wink) totally NOT Dungeons And Dragons.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T16:29:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RandomEntity

No, you're right, it was Carnosaur, and I don't know whether to thank you or hate you for correcting me because...oh god.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@RandomEntity<br /><br />No, you're right, it was Carnosaur, and I don't know whether to thank you or hate you for correcting me because...oh god.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T19:46:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan McMillian</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10474</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'd want to see what Shark Bukkake would look like. 

Shark Bukakke is from Warren, actually. I can't find a link to it, I think it was in an old Bad Signal, but he was talking about an episode of ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >I'd want to see what Shark Bukkake would look like. </blockquote><br /><br />Shark Bukakke is from Warren, actually. I can't find a link to it, I think it was in an old Bad Signal, but he was talking about an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise. He said it's the next step beyond "jumping the shark," where (and I'm paraphrasing from memory here) "<em >the shark gets out of the water dressed in an SS uniform and jerks off in Fonzie's face. And mine!</em>"<br /><br />Except in POTA, the shark was dressed as Abraham Lincoln.<br /><br />And I'm gonna stop now before I derail the thread.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-02T21:31:59-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-03T00:47:31-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing

(not unlike how the chief dragon in Reign of Fire changes shape several times)

And THANKS a whole lot for reminding me of THAT piece a' shit.

Okay, look. The central idea of the ...
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			<![CDATA[@RenThing<br /><br /><blockquote >(not unlike how the chief dragon in Reign of Fire changes shape several times)</blockquote><br /><br />And THANKS a whole lot for reminding me of THAT piece a' shit.<br /><br />Okay, look. The central idea of the movie, that dragons have returned from a centuries-long hibernation and have managed to fuck the planet up... nothing wrong with that.<br /><br />Well, alright, there's a LOT wrong with it. But it could make for a fun movie, right? I mean, dragons dueling fighter jets in the ashen skies above, human survivors hiding in meat lockers to hide from the dragons' infrared sight, a queen-bitch dragon taking up nesting in the New York Stock Exchange (y'know, cuz dragons like their hoards of gold), and in the end, the humans are driven down into the old caverns the dragons were sleeping in, leaving the surface to those nasty ancient wyrms... that could have all been a giant, sticky ball of popcorn-scented fun. No great work of cinema, but still.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg7bjwEXp7Y" >Looks like it has the potential for fun, right?</a><br /><br />No... no, they decided to have most of the movie be about a bunch of people hiding in a castle (why a castle? I mean, besides to have that oh-so-medieval feel to things) AFTER the dragons have already taken over the planet. So, essentially, AFTER the part where anyone in their right mind would actually want to watch the movie.<br /><br />Oh, and then the randy Americans show up, with their tanks and bourbon and WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE HOW DID THEY GET OVER TO ENGLAND IN THE FIRST PLACE?! Also, you've got tanks and guns... why the FUCK, beardy angry American guy inexplicably played by universal heartthrob Matthew McConaughey, are you carrying around a fucking axe?<br /><br />Well, Alan, probably for the same reason the Brits holed up in a castle. Because it makes the movie seem so veddy, veddy clever.<br /><br />C'mon. Wouldn't you rather watch a movie that was nothing but 90 minutes straight of an RAF Harrier pilot in a dogfight with a dragon? Maybe that's just me, but somehow I don't think so.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T00:44:31-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson

And THANKS a whole lot for reminding me of THAT piece a' shit

I put forth the argument that the true point of this thread is to not suffer alone.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson<br /><br /><i >And THANKS a whole lot for reminding me of THAT piece a' shit</i><br /><br />I put forth the argument that the true point of this thread is to not suffer alone.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T00:45:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Oh, I agree entirely. No offense or actual anger meant!
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			<![CDATA[Oh, I agree entirely. No offense or actual anger meant!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T01:35:31-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Greasemonkey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4625</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			LOOK AT THIS SHIT!


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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[LOOK AT THIS SHIT!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6AOd6r6Qi8" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T02:57:33-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>keyofsilence</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7294</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			One of the few movies I've never seen to the end: Night Watch. 

After reading/hearing good things about it, me and my girlfriend bought it for a quid from Cex. We got about 45 minutes in, didn't ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[One of the few movies I've never seen to the end: Night Watch. <br /><br />After reading/hearing good things about it, me and my girlfriend bought it for a quid from Cex. We got about 45 minutes in, didn't really know what was happening and didn't particularly give a fuck either, then switched it off. The dialogue was fucking useless/clunky, the plot and action were utterly nonsensical (yeah yeah it's about vampires it's fictional and somewhat nonsensical I can live with that, but needlessly driving your car along the side of a building just for a gratuitous "action" scene can get fucked) and I wondered if it was an opinion that existed only within me and my girlfriend. We actually bought Day Watch first, then realised that it was the second in the series and decided to wait until we'd seen Night Watch. So yeah we wasted money on a sequel that we're never going to watch.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T03:54:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ellwood</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2556</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Day Watch is worse.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Day Watch is worse.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T05:43:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@keyofsilence and @Will Ellwood

I happen to like both, although I can see where you're coming from.
If you haven't already, please read the books. They are infinitely better.
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			<![CDATA[@keyofsilence and @Will Ellwood<br /><br />I happen to like both, although I can see where you're coming from.<br />If you haven't already, <em >please</em> read the books. They are infinitely better.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T08:37:52-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson
Oh man... the dragon movie. About dragons... with dragons. Did I mention dragons?
I only like that movie because of an 9 year on going inside joke.
About dragons...
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			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson<br />Oh man... the dragon movie. About dragons... with dragons. Did I mention dragons?<br />I only like that movie because of an 9 year on going inside joke.<br />About dragons...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304397#Comment_304397</id>
		<published>2011-08-03T08:54:57-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson

Well, that's good, but I wasn't offended or angered! Go civil thread go!

You know what I'm surprised hasn't shown up here (unless I missed it)?

Anything by fucking Uwe Boll. I ...
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			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson<br /><br />Well, that's good, but I wasn't offended or angered! Go civil thread go!<br /><br />You know what I'm surprised hasn't shown up here (unless I missed it)?<br /><br />Anything by fucking Uwe Boll. I mean, <i >Bloodrayne</i>? I bet Ben Kingsley is punching himself in the nuts every time he remembers that he was in it; his only saving grace is that he didn't die immediately after making that movie like Raul Julia did with <i >Street Fighter</i> so that his ending legacy film was a steaming pile of dog turd. I don't know who spews more bullshit, Uwe Boll or Nickelback, but I'd be willing to open that discussion in another thread.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T09:32:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lampcommander</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4529</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Again, you are all fools if you're watching these movies without playing drinking games. Reign of Fire: take a drink every time the big manly men grunt at each other. Fun happens!
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Again, you are all fools if you're watching these movies without playing drinking games. Reign of Fire: take a drink every time the big manly men grunt at each other. Fun happens!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T09:36:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-03T09:36:18-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I think if I were to try that, my liver would immediately try to make me shit it out, just so it could escape.
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			<![CDATA[I think if I were to try that, my liver would immediately try to make me shit it out, just so it could escape.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304400#Comment_304400</id>
		<published>2011-08-03T09:55:45-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I think any Uwe Boll movie is just a given. Although I remember watching Postal and being slightly amused at it. Don't say anything publicly about him though, he will fight you.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I think any Uwe Boll movie is just a given. Although I remember watching Postal and being slightly amused at it. Don't say anything publicly about him though, he will fight you.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=304408#Comment_304408</id>
		<published>2011-08-03T10:40:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I didn't mind 'Night Watch' too much, but I did find that it was overrated and garbled by the end.  'Day Watch' was just unwatchable from the start.


Will
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I didn't mind 'Night Watch' too much, but I did find that it was overrated and garbled by the end.  'Day Watch' was just unwatchable from the start.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T11:10:59-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'm convinced Uwe Boll is one of the greatest ever trolls.

&quot;Yeah, I'm gonna make the worst possible movies out of video game franchises you like. Wanna stop me? Too bad, I'm funded by ze ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I'm convinced Uwe Boll is one of the greatest ever trolls.<br /><br />"Yeah, I'm gonna make the worst possible movies out of video game franchises you like. Wanna stop me? Too bad, I'm funded by ze Germans. You got a problem with it then why don't you come and fight me, skinny white nerds?"<br /><br />And then he literally boxed his critics.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T14:21:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-03T14:21:57-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Teaflax</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8751</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			And then he made a movie about the Holocaust.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[And then he made <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/people-dont-like-uwe-bolls-holocaust-movie-for-som,47639/" >a movie about the Holocaust</a>.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T14:35:51-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Teaflax ......you know...I kind of, want to see that.Horrible, Horrible things were done at Auschwitz, I've been to the Holocaust museum in DC and was pretty close to tears the whole way through it, ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Teaflax ......you know...I kind of, want to see that.Horrible, Horrible things were done at Auschwitz, I've been to the Holocaust museum in DC and was pretty close to tears the whole way through it, and the dam kind of burst when I got to the human guinea pig section. That being said, most Holocaust/WW2 movies kind of gloss over the atrocities. Does the Holocaust needs it own "Passion of the Christ" though?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T14:41:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I can't fucking stand Uwe Boll, or 90% of his movies (and I've been tricked into seeing too many of his movies...) but I have this odd need to see all the Bloodrayne movies. I don't LIKE them... but ...
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			<![CDATA[I can't fucking stand Uwe Boll, or 90% of his movies (and I've been tricked into seeing too many of his movies...) but I have this odd need to see all the Bloodrayne movies. I don't LIKE them... but I keep watching them...<br />I think he's poisoned my brain meats.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T14:54:34-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>hmobius</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=785</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Late to this thread. I've had two films at the top of my awfulness list since the mid 90s despite many attempts to knock them off

Title: Jade
Circumstances of experience: Bizarrely, a press ...
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			<![CDATA[Late to this thread. I've had two films at the top of my awfulness list since the mid 90s despite many attempts to knock them off<br /><br />Title: Jade<br />Circumstances of experience: Bizarrely, a press screening for student rags.<br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: A pre-CSI David Caruso still figuring out how to wear the sunglasses of doom. And act. This was also Linda Fiorentino's first notable film after The Last Seduction. Cue soul-crushing disappointment that Jade wasn't cool, clever, slick, dark, compelling or indeed anything else that TLS was. Even the poster was crap.<br /><br />Title: Ninja Dragons (apparently also known as Magic Kid)<br />Circumstances of experience: Trip to video shop to hire Karate Kid. Wasn't in so got this instead. Looked similar<br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: Blind hedgehogs in paper bags can act better. Small pieces of orange peel have more charisma. Don "The Dragon" Wilson, star of various bloodsport films commits an Arnie and tries a. acting b. being Mr Miyagi in a kids film. Even Stephen Furst (Flounder in Animal House) is just relentlessly awful. <br /><br />I'd say I feel cleansed for getting that out now, but they're still in my head. Sadly.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T15:02:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Ravnos

Get drunk and watch them with some gamer friends. Argue about which clan the vampires are.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Ravnos<br /><br />Get drunk and watch them with some gamer friends. Argue about which clan the vampires are.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T15:16:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Cat Vincent</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@hmobius:
Jade was also the first film by Joe Eszterhaus after he got the 1st ever million-dollar script sale for Basic Instinct, I believe... and it was directed by William Fucking Friedkin... ...
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			<![CDATA[@hmobius:<br /><em >Jade</em> was also the first film by Joe Eszterhaus after he got the 1st ever million-dollar script sale for<em > Basic Instinct</em>, I believe... and it was directed by William Fucking Friedkin... tragic.<br /><br />Shall I open a wee can of worms? I genuinely think <em >No Country For Old Men</em> is one of the worst films I have ever seen. Any takers?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T15:24:14-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>hmobius</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=785</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Cat Vincent :It's certainly got one of cinema's worst harircuts in it. It &amp; Dumb and Dumber...
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			<![CDATA[@Cat Vincent :It's certainly got one of cinema's worst harircuts in it. It & Dumb and Dumber...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T15:46:39-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>256</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4827</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Cat - I think Showgirls came between Basic Instinct and Jade. Eszterhas might have the most fucked up career of anyone in Hollywood. 

Re: No Country For Old Men - I wouldn't say I enjoyed it a ...
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			<![CDATA[@Cat - I think Showgirls came between Basic Instinct and Jade. Eszterhas might have the most fucked up career of anyone in Hollywood. <br /><br />Re: No Country For Old Men - I wouldn't say I <em >enjoyed</em> it a great deal, but I don't think it's a bad film. It might be a bit slow... turgid... impressed with its own seriousness... But on the other hand, the acting was pretty good, the cinematography artful, and the story relatively daring (in Hollywood, at least). <br /><br />Most of all, I appreciate it for being uncompromising - which might be what people don't like about it - because I'm tired as shit of films that are compromised into being nothing at all.<br /><br />I dunno - what did you dislike about it?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T15:55:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-03T15:56:50-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Cat Vincent</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			256: I hated all the characters, found the drawled Texan homespun wisdom excruciating and consider Anton Chiguh the single dumbest and least menacing professional assassin in movie history. Rowan ...
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			<![CDATA[256: I hated all the characters, found the drawled Texan homespun wisdom excruciating and consider Anton Chiguh the single dumbest and least menacing professional assassin in movie history. Rowan Atkinson's Johnny English is a more convincing wetworker. The gimmick coin-toss, the "Friendo" speeches and that fucking cow-killer plus 100lb tank... nah. <br />Much of it looked pretty but I didn't believe a word of out of anyone's mouth at any time.<br /><br /><em >There Will Be Blood</em>, in comparison, held me spellbound from start to finish.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T16:49:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-03T16:55:21-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Teaflax

I think that proves my point.

@Cat Vincent

I'm going to have to second There Will Be Blood... It's a fantastic piece of filmmaking. As for No Country for Old Men I don't understand ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Teaflax<br /><br />I think that proves my point.<br /><br />@Cat Vincent<br /><br />I'm going to have to second <em >There Will Be Blood</em>... It's a fantastic piece of filmmaking. As for <em >No Country for Old Men</em> I don't understand how Javier Bardem got an Oscar for standing around and looking menacing. It's not that he did a bad job, it's that there was no complexity to the role. Chris Klein could have done it just as well.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T20:33:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>StefanJ</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=961</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			There are many excellent movies which I will probably never see again. There Will Be Blood is one of them. Amazing movie. But so damn brutal.

Likewise Children of Men. It includes some action ...
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			<![CDATA[There are many excellent movies which I will probably never see again. <em >There Will Be Blood</em> is one of them. Amazing movie. But so damn brutal.<br /><br />Likewise <em >Children of Men</em>. It includes some action shots that run seamlessly for <em >minutes</em>.  And one of them includes what can only be called a moment of redemption for humanity* amidst such squalor, petty hatred and awfulness that had me wondering if mankind was better off dying out and leaving the planet to the cockroaches.<br /><br />* <div id="hide" >Soldiers on the stairs breaking down crying at the sight of the first baby born on Earth in 18 years, and the hard bitten officer <em >instantly</em> calling for a cease fire in a horrific war zone.</div>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T20:42:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>allana</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4019</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			hrm. i liked Reign of Fire.
i'm gonna have to second/third/carry Inland Empire on this one. that said, i finally watched Logan's Run a few months ago and that got pretty brutal after the first ...
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			<![CDATA[hrm. i liked <em >Reign of Fire</em>.<br />i'm gonna have to second/third/carry <em >Inland Empire</em> on this one. that said, i finally watched <em >Logan's Run</em> a few months ago and that got pretty brutal after the first twenty minutes.<br /><br />i want some MST3K now.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T20:43:45-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>razrangel</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2075</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@StefanJ I felt the same way about Pan's Labyrinth. Amazing, beautiful, heart-rending film that I just can't sit through again because the horrible bawlingweepingDOOM that settled on me in the ...
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			<![CDATA[@StefanJ I felt the same way about <i >Pan's Labyrinth</i>. Amazing, beautiful, heart-rending film that I just can't sit through again because the horrible bawlingweepingDOOM that settled on me in the theatre was embarrassing enough the first time.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T21:19:07-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DavidLejeune</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4220</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Reign of Fire is unfairly maligned because it's a completely different movie than the marketing made it look like.  It's a post-apocalyptic survival movie where the apocalypse happened to be FUCKING ...
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			<![CDATA[Reign of Fire is unfairly maligned because it's a completely different movie than the marketing made it look like.  It's a post-apocalyptic survival movie where the apocalypse happened to be FUCKING DRAGONS, and it was sold as ARMIES OF FUCKING DRAGONS DOGFIGHTING ATTACK HELICOPTERS OVER LONDON!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T21:19:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Purple Wyrm</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6726</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Cat Vincent - Oh please, Deathstalker III - The Warriors from Hell is where it's at.

My favorite scene is right at the end where the rebels are attacking the castle and the same overhead shot of ...
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			<![CDATA[@Cat Vincent - Oh please, <em >Deathstalker III - The Warriors from Hell</em> is where it's at.<br /><br />My favorite scene is right at the end where the rebels are attacking the castle and the same overhead shot of swordfighting is recycled three or four times. Right down in the corner of the screen one of the fighters is waving his sword back and forth <em >through thin air</em>. There's no-one within yards of him, but he just keeps on trying to take down <em >the atmosphere itself!</em><br /><br />On another subject, who can forget the Majesty of <em >Kiss meet the Phantom of the Park</em>?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcEGPd9zliU" >Gene Simmons destroys a hot dog stand</a>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-03T22:07:23-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Bankara</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5723</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			My friends and I host a once-monthly bad movie night and we have come across some un-fucking-believable shit to watch but &quot;The Green Hornet&quot; was amazingly not the worst.  &quot;Gun&quot; ...
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			<![CDATA[My friends and I host a once-monthly bad movie night and we have come across some un-fucking-believable shit to watch but "The Green Hornet" was amazingly not the worst.  "Gun" may be the worst movie I have ever seen.  Screen debut of 50 Cent as the living embodiment of why white folks should be scared of black folks and still failed to do anything that resembled acting.  Also, a corpulent Val Kilmer (big as John Goodman, I swear to what gods will listen) and clearly only in it for the donuts and blow.  <br />"Passion Play" was so bad we actually had to turn it off.  Mickey Rourke is a trumpet player on the run from the mob, Megan Fox is a freak show performer with wings like an angel.  Bonus: Bill Murray is the gangster they are running from.  So bad that I never even made it that far.<br />For the absolute worst thing I can think of I can only mention "Lizstomania."  Roger Daltry plays Franz Lizst as the classical composer locked in a Heaven VS Hell battle with Wagner.  Wagner is a nazi frankenstein monster at the end and Roger Daltry blows him up in a cathedral pipe organ spaceship.  No fucking joke.  I saw this in high school and was sick for days afterwards.  Possibly the illness was unrelated but I don't think so.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T02:13:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alastair</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=287</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			reign of fire would have ben better if they hadn't KILLED THE ONLY FEMALE AND SAVED HUMANITY FOREVER!
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			<![CDATA[reign of fire would have ben better if they hadn't KILLED THE ONLY FEMALE AND SAVED HUMANITY FOREVER!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T04:50:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DC</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			8 Mile - I always thought it was about Eminem's way into the hip-hop business. I caught it on TV and in the end I was really frustrated because the movie is about... nothing? Ok, he's a white boy ...
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			<![CDATA[8 Mile - I always thought it was about Eminem's way into the hip-hop business. I caught it on TV and in the end I was really frustrated because the movie is about... nothing? Ok, he's a white boy trying to leave a dead-end suburb, bangs a chick, gets his ass kicked, works on a auto-shop... yeah, so?<br /><br />Am I alone on this?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T05:10:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DC</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - has anyone mentioned this one? I was really curious about the books because of all the hype when it was published in my country and when the movie premiered, there ...
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			<![CDATA[League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - has anyone mentioned this one? I was really curious about the books because of all the hype when it was published in my country and when the movie premiered, there were some newspaper paying a lot of attention to it. I decided to see the movie prior to reading the books to see what it was all about and... what a pile of steaming sheit it was!! How the hell that crap had so much attention on the newspaper's cinema sections?! I kept expecting something that would justify all the hype during the whole movie. Because of it, I postponed the purchase of books to the point where I was looking for it when they were sold out in every bookshop (later I got the original comics very cheap on a comics shop sale).]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T12:27:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>mister hex</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The film : WALK LIKE A MAN. 

The &quot;Star&quot; : Howie Mandel. 

I win. Trust me, THERE IS NOT ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS FILM, except that it might induce vomiting. It's like &quot;Being ...
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			<![CDATA[The film : WALK LIKE A MAN. <br /><br />The "Star" : Howie Mandel. <br /><br />I win. Trust me, THERE IS NOT ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS FILM, except that it might induce vomiting. It's like "Being There" only with Howie Mandel doing animal impersonations. Feel like suicide yet? I know I sure do.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T13:26:29-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-04T13:29:59-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Reign of Fire is unfairly maligned because it's a completely different movie than the marketing made it look like. It's a post-apocalyptic survival movie where the apocalypse happened to be FUCKING ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >Reign of Fire is unfairly maligned because it's a completely different movie than the marketing made it look like. It's a post-apocalyptic survival movie where the apocalypse happened to be FUCKING DRAGONS, and it was sold as ARMIES OF FUCKING DRAGONS DOGFIGHTING ATTACK HELICOPTERS OVER LONDON! </em><br /><br />Which is pretty much why I didn't like it: The movie they made it look like would have been awesome!<br /><br />BUT - your point about it not being what it was sold as is very true. Unfortunately, I have no way of knowing how much of the movie I actively disliked, and how much of it I was just disappointed by because I was expecting something else.<br /><br />That said, my point about Matthew McGodhe'spretty and his axe still stands - why, oh why?<br /><br /><em >For the absolute worst thing I can think of I can only mention "Lizstomania." Roger Daltry plays Franz Lizst as the classical composer locked in a Heaven VS Hell battle with Wagner. Wagner is a nazi frankenstein monster at the end and Roger Daltry blows him up in a cathedral pipe organ spaceship. No fucking joke. I saw this in high school and was sick for days afterwards. Possibly the illness was unrelated but I don't think so. </em><br /><br />Again, that sounds like such a fucking awesome movie! I'll take your word for it that it's a piece of smeary drek, but it at least sounds like it'd make for a great drinking game movie.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T15:45:56-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Cat Vincent</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The thing about Lizstomania is that it's the height of Ken Russell's madness, and is thus awesome in a very bad way indeed.
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			<![CDATA[The thing about <em >Lizstomania</em> is that it's the height of Ken Russell's madness, and is thus awesome in a very bad way indeed.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T16:34:48-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>The Brad</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4752</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Reign of Fire is good BECAUSE of Matthew McConaughey and his stupid giant pointless axe.  I could watch Van Zan chew on his cigar and bark at british people all day.  All.  Day.
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			<![CDATA[Reign of Fire is good BECAUSE of Matthew McConaughey and his stupid giant pointless axe.  I could watch Van Zan chew on his cigar and bark at british people all day.  All.  Day.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-04T16:38:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			To quote one of my friend's dad after watching ANY movie. &quot;yeah, that movie was alright, but it wasn't no god damn Reign of Fire&quot; Man loves him some Reign of Fire.
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			<![CDATA[To quote one of my friend's dad after watching ANY movie. "yeah, that movie was alright, but it wasn't no god damn Reign of Fire" Man loves him some Reign of Fire.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T01:28:07-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>cardo</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8379</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			What about anything with 'Rowdy Roddy Piper' as the headline star, like, say..... Hell comes to Frogtown?
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			<![CDATA[What about anything with 'Rowdy Roddy Piper' as the headline star, like, say..... Hell comes to Frogtown?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T01:55:18-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-05T01:58:18-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			What about ANY MOVIE WITH A WRESTLER AS THE STAR?!

Let's see...
Hulk Hogan
      No Holds Barred
      Suburban Commando
      Mr Nanny
  to name a few

The Rock
     ...too many to ...
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			<![CDATA[What about ANY MOVIE WITH A WRESTLER AS THE STAR?!<br /><br />Let's see...<br />Hulk Hogan<br />      No Holds Barred<br />      Suburban Commando<br />      Mr Nanny<br />  to name a few<br /><br />The Rock<br />     ...too many to mention<br /><br />Stone Cold Steve Austin<br />     ...see The Rock<br /><br />Rowdy Roddy Piper<br />     ...see above (@cardo)<br /><br />John Cena (met him the other day)<br />    Marine<br />    Legendary<br />    ...etc...<br /><br />...and so on...<br /><br />Except Goldberg. Hasn't been the star in anything (to my knowledge), but the in few things he has appeared, he's been okay. And funny as hell.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T01:59:56-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Hey, nobody better be talkin' shit about They Live.
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			<![CDATA[Hey, nobody better be talkin' shit about <em >They Live</em>.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T02:13:14-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>cardo</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8379</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@DJ Stawes - I was careful not to mention the Carpenter cult classic.  See, I'm thinking about others feelings. How nice.
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			<![CDATA[@DJ Stawes - I was careful not to mention the Carpenter cult classic.  See, I'm thinking about others feelings. How nice.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T02:34:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-05T03:23:16-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Teaflax</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8751</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Where to begin... 

In my professional life as a subtitler (mostly English to Swedish, but also the other direction), I have run across some staggeringly bad movies in my day. I once did a group of ...
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			<![CDATA[Where to begin... <br /><br />In my professional life as a subtitler (mostly English to Swedish, but also the other direction), I have run across some staggeringly bad movies in my day. I once did a group of three The Room-quality films - in that they were obviously low-budget vanity projects that would never really be released and that are so obscure as to not even be mentioned on IMDB. Oh, how I wish I had saved those movie files. Most notable was a "comedy" which seemed to have been created by some guy who had decided that he could be Eddie Murphy and Robert Townsend in one. It just ended up playing out like a series of scatological show-and-tell sketches performed by homeless people, with the director/writer in various stereotypical roles such as pimp and about-to-be-raped prison inmate. I think it was called Pure, but I can find no info on it anywhere.<br /><br />Another candidate for worst movie, and one where I would have loved to have saved the movie file was a Swedish film that ended up being called Fragments of an Unfinished Journey. This is one of the most pretentious yet entirely pointless films ever made. Excuse me while I go on a rant.<br /><br />It's sort of a documentary, but with some fictional narrative sequences that make even the most pseudo-intellectual drivel look profound by comparison. The director, a young rising star in the Swedish film world with some praised short films and TV movies under his belt, decides to go to the Swedish film institute to have them fund a project he's thought up; take two camper cars, two movie cameras and a skeleton crew through Europe, shooting as they go on a film that they will also <em >write </em>as they go. Oh, this just can't go wrong in any way. <br /><br />So the documentary about this (utterly failed) project is then intercut with what little they actually managed to film (mostly people walking about or sitting in bars with helpful voice-overs on the meaning of life) and some pretty wooden reconstructions of the director's brother trying to to produce the film from Sweden that have obviously been added later. <br /><br />The crew, the director and the actors fight, argue, do drugs and spout nonsense through Copenhagen, Berlin and Amsterdam for over an hour until they reach Barcelona. They shoot some scenes of the protagonist (the director's <em >other </em>brother) staggering through that city's medieval quarter at night. Then they decide "Hey, let's shoot at La Sagrada Familia at dawn, man, that's going to be epic!".<br /><br />At this point, the camera fails, so the attempt at shooting outside Gaudís legendary cathedral, with two exhausted, drug-addled brothers embracing in the pale morning sun, ends up being told through black and white stills and a voice-over interview clip with the sound guy, who has the balls to say "When the camera failed, that's when I knew this movie was finally a real movie". You know what? No.<br /><br />Like I said, I really wish I had this film to share with the world as The Most Pretentious Drivel Ever Shot.<br /><br />For Big Hollywood Worst Film, my nomination is Braveheart. I cannot believe that a film so pointlessly brutal and unsatisfying in every creative aspect was so well-received. Otherwise, Quantum of Solace and the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie are films that I couldn't even watch more than halfway, but they're also pretty universally panned, I think.<br /><br />As for low-budget MST3K-worthy fare, my nomination goes to R.O.T.O.R, a 1988 Robocop ripoff that manages to do everything poorly, not least the lead character's name (Captain Coldyron) and his inexplicably dubbed voice.<br /><br />Someone has been kind enough to put all of it up on Youtube. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v2FWINpkfg" >R.O.T.O.R Part 1 of 9</a>.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T03:55:18-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Cat Vincent</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=447</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			As far as Roddy Piper goes, I will forever stand by Hell Comes To Frogtown.
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			<![CDATA[As far as Roddy Piper goes, I will forever stand by <em >Hell Comes To Frogtown</em>.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T04:19:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ooh! I just remembered...

HP Lovecraft's From Beyond

Awesomely bad.
Jeffrey Combs.
Sucking out Pituitary(?) glands (the one at the front of the brain) through the eyesockets.

&quot;IT ATE ...
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			<![CDATA[Ooh! I just remembered...<br /><br /><em >HP Lovecraft's From Beyond</em><br /><br />Awesomely bad.<br />Jeffrey Combs.<br />Sucking out Pituitary(?) glands (the one at the front of the brain) through the eyesockets.<br /><br />"IT ATE HIS HEEEAADDD!!!!!"]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T07:03:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>miscellanea</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4632</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I can't find a video clip of this anywhere online, so you're just going to have to trust me or perhaps your gut when you read the word &quot;ciné-poem.&quot;

Title:  Prometheus (Tony Harrison, ...
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			<![CDATA[I can't find a video clip of this anywhere online, so you're just going to have to trust me or perhaps your gut when you read the word "ciné-poem."<br /><br />Title:  <em ><strong >Prometheus</strong></em> (Tony Harrison, 1998) (reviews: <a href="http://www.totalfilm.com/reviews/cinema/prometheus" >1</a>, <a href="http://www.timeout.com/film/reviews/71501/prometheus.html" >2</a>)<br /><br />Circumstances of experience:  Lived in the north of England near an arty cinema that I was close to living in and was drawn in by the potential of an interesting film experience. Not even the fact that you could bring beer into the theater could make this enjoyable, though.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion:  Achingly slow. Miners get smelt into a huge golden statue of Prometheus, which then tours around Europe, including Auschwitz, followed by an actual damn Greek chorus on a barge and made up of women in tinsel wigs. Did I mention the whole thing is in rhyming verse? Honestly, Harrison's words are sometimes wondrous (the scathing Walter Sparrow as the smoker in the cinema has some fine moments), but it doesn't even begin to make up for this. According to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119956/" >IMDB</a>, the film is 130 minutes long, but I would have guessed it was at least twice that. If you thought <em >Crash</em> beat you over the head with its message, this thing is like a 40-foot-tall statue hitting you over the head with the theme of how we use our advances in civilization in the worst dehumanizing ways.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T10:14:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lampcommander</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4529</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I own Hell Comes to Frogtown and They Live. I am a Roddy Piper fan.

I also own another Roddy Piper movie, Sci-Fighters. What a clever title!

So, so, sooooooo bad.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I own Hell Comes to Frogtown and They Live. I am a Roddy Piper fan.<br /><br />I also own another Roddy Piper movie, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sci-fighters" >Sci-Fighters</a>. What a clever title!<br /><br />So, so, sooooooo bad.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T14:45:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-05T14:48:03-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>mister hex</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4411</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			THEY LIVE IS AWESOME. If you don't like it, PUT ON THE GLASSES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdUUdd3I


EITHER PUT ON THESE GLASSES OR START EATING THAT TRASHCAN.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[THEY LIVE IS AWESOME. If you don't like it, PUT ON THE GLASSES.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdUUdd3I<br /><br /><br />EITHER PUT ON THESE GLASSES OR START EATING THAT TRASHCAN.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T15:47:22-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-05T15:56:55-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>The Brad</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4752</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Teaflax, I also think Braveheart is bloated, overrated, and incredibly cheesy.  But, like Gladiator, I can watch it and enjoy it for the head bashing and whatnot, but I don't understand how it won ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Teaflax, I also think Braveheart is bloated, overrated, and incredibly cheesy.  But, like Gladiator, I can watch it and enjoy it for the head bashing and whatnot, but I don't understand how it won or was even CONSIDERED for best picture.<br /><br />But the most egregious example of bloated period-epic to win Best Picture?  Dances With Wolves.  What. The. Fuck.  Over Goodfellas, no less.  Dances with wolves is absolutely painful to watch.<br /><br /><br />P.S.  A cursory glance of its Wikipedia entry and  I now know that I need to see Hell Comes To Frogtown, fucking STAT.  Three sequels?  God where have I been?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T21:38:21-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>James Puckett</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2911</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Dances with wolves is absolutely painful to watch.

Now, I'm not saying anyone should have ever thought Dances With Wolves was better than Goodfellas. But at the time it worked a lot better than it ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<em >Dances with wolves is absolutely painful to watch.</em><br /><br />Now, I'm not saying anyone should have ever thought <em >Dances With Wolves</em> was better than <em >Goodfellas</em>. But at the time it worked a lot better than it does now. Costner had yet to make all those embarrassing choices that turned his career into a joke. Robot buffaloes seemed <em >amazing</em> before <em >Terminator 2</em> had blown our minds. Those great 1990s British ensemble films had not yet shown us how much better the Brits are at period films. Hollywood had not churned out a string of terrible plagiarisms in hopes of getting Oscars into the hands of douchebags like Tom Cruise. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_in_film" >And just look at all the other shit that came out in 1990.</a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-05T22:44:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>fallenkitsune</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10500</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Twilight
My aunt popped the movie in as i was doing dishes in the same room. Shes obsessed.
Sparkily vampires. Honestly vampires are not supposed to sparkle. The lack of acting skills and bad plot ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Twilight<br />My aunt popped the movie in as i was doing dishes in the same room. Shes obsessed.<br />Sparkily vampires. Honestly vampires are not supposed to sparkle. The lack of acting skills and bad plot also played a role but i could not watch more than 20 minutes of the movie before walking out. Interview with the Vampire and Blade must have spoiled me, where the hell did the sexy badass vampires go?!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-06T12:54:27-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Rootfireember</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1551</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Fallenkitsune
-Dude. I dare you to watch the twilight film with the werewolves in it. I laughed my ass off. They look like giant stuffed animals and the characters are all &quot;OH DEAR ITS A SCARY ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Fallenkitsune<br />-Dude. I dare you to watch the twilight film with the werewolves in it. I laughed my ass off. They look like giant stuffed animals and the characters are all "OH DEAR ITS A SCARY WEREWOLF". Childhoodplushietrauma??<br />:D yes the movies are utterly horrible. But funny very funny. For all the wrong reasons. haha.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-06T20:40:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Brendan McGinley</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=93</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Take your pick, apparently.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://videogum.com/category/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time" >Take your pick, apparently.</a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-06T20:50:15-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lgenius</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4832</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			A.I and Battlefield Earth both so long and so boring only two movies I fell asleep watching.
Battlefield Earth is even hard to watch as a Rifftrax.  It is so bad making fun of it is boring.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[A.I and Battlefield Earth both so long and so boring only two movies I fell asleep watching.<br />Battlefield Earth is even hard to watch as a Rifftrax.  It is so bad making fun of it is boring.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-06T22:20:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Fishelle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8854</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Twilight
:D yes the movies are utterly horrible. But funny very funny. For all the wrong reasons. haha. 

Did you know that the next one (and, thank heaven, the last one) has the main werewolf ...
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Twilight</blockquote><br /><blockquote >:D yes the movies are utterly horrible. But funny very funny. For all the wrong reasons. haha. </blockquote><br /><br />Did you know that the next one (and, thank heaven, the <em >last</em> one) has the main werewolf fall in love with the main girl's baby? That's pretty amazing stuff right there. I haven't seen all of them, but was dragged by family to see 2 of them in the theater. They are pretty horrible, for sure. Everyone around me was annoyed because I couldn't stop laughing.<br /><br />Also, regarding Braveheart, YES. Watched that once, and would never recommend it to anyone. And he didn't even kill anyone with that flag. What a waste. I felt bad because I found it so laughable, and had trouble hiding it from my friend who was watching it with me and said it was his favorite film.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-06T23:52:36-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Rootfireember</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1551</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Fishelle- yes. I read the books. On my kindle. So you couldn't see me reading them. They were so baddddd. 
But then again it lead to me musing on how the fur trade would have differed if you had ...
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			<![CDATA[@Fishelle- yes. I read the books. On my kindle. So you couldn't see me reading them. They were so baddddd. <br />But then again it lead to me musing on how the fur trade would have differed if you had people hunting sparklevamps...<br /><br />Braveheart- I liked it when it came out. And haven't really seen it again. Totally not really historical but *shrugs* Mel Gibson can do crazy. <br /><br />I did fall alseep at a friend's house while watching that Alexander the great movie when it came out on dvd, however.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-07T00:28:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Speaking of putting people to sleep, the Avenger's movie (the one we recently did a R/R thread on) apparently put my father, mother, sister and another family they went to see the movie with right to ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[Speaking of putting people to sleep, the Avenger's movie (the one we recently did a R/R thread on) apparently put my father, mother, sister and another family they went to see the movie with right to sleep. In the theater. My brother was the only one who made it through awake.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-07T00:41:02-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing - I think I liked that movie when I was a kid, but I also liked movies starring Shaquille O'Neal. Speaking of horrible movies, how about movies starring Shaquille O'Neal?
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			<![CDATA[@RenThing - I think I liked that movie when I was a kid, but I also liked movies starring Shaquille O'Neal. Speaking of horrible movies, how about movies starring Shaquille O'Neal?]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-07T04:52:44-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Teaflax</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8751</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Here's what I don't get. Why are the Twilight emos called vampires in the first place? The trade-off of eternal life for not being able to ever see the sun again or to taste food is integral to the ...
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			<![CDATA[Here's what I don't get. Why are the Twilight emos called vampires in the first place? The trade-off of eternal life for not being able to ever see the sun again or to taste food is integral to the entire vampire mythology. Removing that makes them something different, so just give them another name and then people who are into actual vampires needn't be tainted by the Meyers drivel.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-07T07:31:57-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Supposedly Meyers actually admitted she knew nothing about vampire folklore when she wrote the books, but &quot;extensively researched Native American Werewolf lore.&quot;
My question is how can you ...
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			<![CDATA[Supposedly Meyers actually admitted she knew nothing about vampire folklore when she wrote the books, but "extensively researched Native American Werewolf lore."<br />My question is how can you know THAT little about vampire to make them into.... that... thing...<br /><br />Also she admitted it all came to her in a sexually-related dream.<br /><br />So Twilight is her supernatural wet dream.<br />Pretty pathetic.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-07T10:41:01-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DC</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Fishelle - I haven't seen nor read Twilight but I'm anxious for the last movie. I want to see if they have the balls to do everything that's on the books the werewolf doing the c-section with his ...
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[@Fishelle - I haven't seen nor read Twilight but I'm anxious for the last movie. I want to see if they have the balls to do everything that's on the books the werewolf doing the c-section with his teeth, the falling in love with the newborn baby that has telepathic powers and a mind of an adult and so many other batshit insane stuff I've heard that I can't remember right now. If they really do it, maybe people will wake up and realize how that whole series has weird ideas and purposes.<br /><br />The Troy movie from 2004. Another movie I caught on tv and can't remember if I finished watching it or gave up. The only thing I remember is it was boring.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-09T09:52:12-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Ltalbotwolf</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10509</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I think Daredevil just because it ruined what could been a good comic movie.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I think Daredevil just because it ruined what could been a good comic movie.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-09T20:38:24-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Chris Blakeley</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7914</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@DC - I'm in a similar situation but mostly because I ripped through the first three films in about a week with my girlfriend... and help from the guys at RiffTrax.  I don't care to see the film but ...
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			<![CDATA[@DC - I'm in a similar situation but mostly because I ripped through the first three films in about a week with my girlfriend... and help from the guys at RiffTrax.  I don't care to see the film but I cannot wait to see/hear what they do with the film.<br /><br />"Does ANYBODY have a line?!"]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-09T21:22:39-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>BrianMowrey</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1709</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			So Twilight is her supernatural wet dream.
Pretty pathetic.
...
I want to see if they have the balls to do everything that's on the books the werewolf doing the c-section with his teeth, the ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >So Twilight is her supernatural wet dream.<br />Pretty pathetic.</blockquote><br />...<br /><blockquote >I want to see if they have the balls to do everything that's on the books the werewolf doing the c-section with his teeth, the falling in love with the newborn baby that has telepathic powers and a mind of an adult and so many other batshit insane stuff I've heard that I can't remember right now. If they really do it, maybe people will wake up and realize how that whole series has weird ideas and purposes.</blockquote><br />Well, now the whole series sounds awesome]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-09T22:48:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>khamsin</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10515</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Caligula.  Not even redeemable by mockery. 20 minutes into the DVD we decided we'd rather wash the dishes.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Caligula.  Not even redeemable by mockery. 20 minutes into the DVD we decided we'd rather wash the dishes.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-10T07:03:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Timbo</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7846</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			A Life Less Ordinary by Danny Boyle.

Ends with a plasticine montage.....set to an Oasis tune...fucking terrible.

Inexplicably, I kept stopping myself from walking out at several points.

I ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[A Life Less Ordinary by Danny Boyle.<br /><br />Ends with a plasticine montage.....set to an Oasis tune...fucking terrible.<br /><br />Inexplicably, I kept stopping myself from walking out at several points.<br /><br />I don't mind cheaply made bad movies as much as big budget bobbins like Troy and numerous others mentioned before.<br /><br />Actually, Eyes Wide Shut(shit) deserves a mention here.  <br /><br />Even plentiful scenes of nudity and cavorting were not enough to stop my younger self from dry heaving all the way through at this piece of shit.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-10T07:20:15-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Timbo</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7846</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Jesus, I just remembered that I actually was taken to the cinema to see Spice Girls the movie.

It was a dating thing...no excuse really.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Jesus, I just remembered that I actually was taken to the cinema to see Spice Girls the movie.<br /><br />It was a dating thing...no excuse really.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-10T07:52:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DC</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4588</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well, now the whole series sounds awesome It's just the last book. Even the fans think the last one is kind of weird and crazy. Since they won't dare to do a R-Rated movie I'm curious to see what ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Well, now the whole series sounds awesome</blockquote> It's just the last book. Even the fans think the last one is kind of weird and crazy. Since they won't dare to do a R-Rated movie I'm curious to see what they will resort to on these scenes.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-10T08:18:01-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@DC

There's a lot you can do with a PG-13 rating these days.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@DC<br /><br />There's a lot you can do with a PG-13 rating these days.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-15T22:11:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Internaut</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7307</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Did you know that the next one (and, thank heaven, the last one) has the main werewolf fall in love with the main girl's baby? That's pretty amazing stuff right there. I haven't seen all of them, but ...
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote ><br />Did you know that the next one (and, thank heaven, the last one) has the main werewolf fall in love with the main girl's baby? That's pretty amazing stuff right there. I haven't seen all of them, but was dragged by family to see 2 of them in the theater. They are pretty horrible, for sure. Everyone around me was annoyed because I couldn't stop laughing.</blockquote><br /><br />Also, apparently the main sparkly nancy vampire eats the baby abomination STRAIGHT OUT OF HER WOMB.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-16T02:03:52-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-16T02:10:03-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>apefist</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6596</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Skyline

Alien invasion of Los Angeles - interesting looking tentacled alien robots. What could go wrong? Another ID4? V? Falling Skies?

OK, it's bad  enough that the movie was about hiding in a ...
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			<![CDATA[Skyline<br /><br />Alien invasion of Los Angeles - interesting looking tentacled alien robots. What could go wrong? Another ID4? V? Falling Skies?<br /><br />OK, it's bad  enough that the movie was about hiding in a luxury highrise from robot aliens. Hiding. Not fighting, not escaping, not even capitulating. But hiding. The cast includes Donald Faison, the funny black guy from Scrubs, David Zayas-the horribly used and badly written Hispanic detective from Dexter, Eric Balfour as the pouting artist, Scottie Thompson as pouting artist's pregnant girlfriend and some other forgettable people. After the hiding, there is eventually a confrontation or the aliens catch and kill everyone or something.  <br /><br />This next stuff all takes place in like the last 5 minutes: Anyway, the girlfriend is spared being eaten or mutated into an alien, for she is withchild, but pouting artist is not so fortunate. His brain is sucked out and put into an awaiting...shell? Golem? slug template? Larva tentacle maggot looking thing, and upset at being an alien in a world of goo and he rampages a bit. But his brain is orange, unlike all the other docile blue ones, so apparently pouting artist is able to be himself in his new gooey shell. Pregnant GF is slapped into a different chamber full of other pregnant women and is covered with rape and scrape tentacles ready to proceed to the unspeakable horror every expectant mother looks forward to. Pouting alien bursts in and saves her from the rape tentacles, touches her stomach, and we hear a heartbeat. he tenderly strokes her face with his new, three fingered tentacle-paw. Preggers recognizes it's pouting artist baby-daddy, and he rises up triumphantly, standing guard over his baby-mama. He picks her up and holds her as more alien tentacles converge on him. Then we get a slideshow of them running away into the ship's labyrinth honeycomb hideout. I shit you not.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdOGJi5Sne4" ></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnoW5-DmIUM" ></a><br /><br />Worst. Movie. Ever.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-16T13:29:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			&quot;There's a lot you can do with a PG-13 rating these days.&quot;

I agree. &quot;Rise of the Planet of the Apes&quot; was PG - 13 and I thought it was the best popcorn movie of the summer.
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			<![CDATA[<em >"There's a lot you can do with a PG-13 rating these days."</em><br /><br />I agree. "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" was PG - 13 and I thought it was the best popcorn movie of the summer.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-16T14:40:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@William Joseph Dunn

List of &quot;horror&quot; movies that have PG-13 ratings.

1408 was PG13? Huh. That has to be my favorite Stephen King horror adaptation (Shawshank Redemption is my ...
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			<![CDATA[@William Joseph Dunn<br /><br /><a href="http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/10/13/best-pg-13-horror-movies/" >List of "horror" movies that have PG-13 ratings.</a><br /><br />1408 was PG13? Huh. That has to be my favorite Stephen King horror adaptation (Shawshank Redemption is my favorite adaptation ever). <br /><br />However, I think PG13 ratings does ruin some movies.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T15:58:33-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>KPatrickGlover</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1471</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			No, bad writing ruins the movies.

If the only thing that keeps your film from sucking is the word fuck, guess what? Your film still sucks.

Very, very, very few films actually need to be made ...
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			<![CDATA[No, bad writing ruins the movies.<br /><br />If the only thing that keeps your film from sucking is the word fuck, guess what? Your film still sucks.<br /><br />Very, very, very few films actually need to be made with an R rating to make them good.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T16:05:25-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Beamish</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8236</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			^ agreed.
		</summary>
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			<![CDATA[^ agreed.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T16:05:57-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@KPatrickGlover

I agree, to a point based on genre. For instance, horror. Several horror movies, which are escaping at the moment unfortunately, have received poor reviews because they were edited ...
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			<![CDATA[@KPatrickGlover<br /><br />I agree, to a point based on genre. For instance, horror. Several horror movies, which are escaping at the moment unfortunately, have received poor reviews because they were edited to fit a PG-13 rating in an attempt to appeal to a larger audience where as the director's cuts, which would've been given an R rating, are more favorably reviewed. Del Torro, with his upcoming <i >Don't be Afraid of the Dark</i> and his proposed adaptation of "At the Mountains of Madness", has said that in order to realize his script as he wants to he has to have the R-rating, otherwise he feels he might be forced to produce a watered-down version of what he wants.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T16:17:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Beamish</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8236</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I feel, depending on the writer, director and editor, very many R rated movies could be crafted to receive whatever rating they want and the story shouldn't suffer.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I feel, depending on the writer, director and editor, very many R rated movies could be crafted to receive whatever rating they want and the story shouldn't suffer.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T18:17:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8855</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Crappy Disney movies from the nineties don't get a mention?  How about &quot;Inspector Gadget&quot;? Or the remake of &quot;That Darn Cat&quot;?  Seriously, both movies combined, do not even equal ...
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			<![CDATA[Crappy Disney movies from the nineties don't get a mention?  How about "Inspector Gadget"? Or the remake of "That Darn Cat"?  Seriously, both movies combined, do not even equal out to something decent.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T21:03:36-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing The studio not &quot;allowing&quot; him to make an R rated AtMoM and him having to bail on the movie that he's been trying to get made for something like 10 years, finally gets the money to ...
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			<![CDATA[@RenThing The studio not "allowing" him to make an R rated AtMoM and him having to bail on the movie that he's been trying to get made for something like 10 years, finally gets the money to make it, and was even to the point of being in negotiations with actors [Tom Cruise was ready to sign was the rumor I heard] and then being completely shut down, OVER A RATING. Is nonsense. <br />I think what has happened is that PG-13 IS the new R and R is the new NC17/X rating. They're allowing more into PG-13 movies these days, including more cussing, way more sexual innuendo and drug references. Not to sound like an old man, but it's kind of scary.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T21:06:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Rocket No. 9: Inspector Gadget was a poorly-made film. Its sequel actually gave me brain blisters.
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			<![CDATA[Rocket No. 9: Inspector Gadget was a poorly-made film. Its sequel actually gave me brain blisters.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-17T22:41:41-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RandomEntity

That's not what I heard at all. I heard that he did a pre-treatment, showed it to the movie execs and they loved it (supposedly one of the execs, unnamed of course, said it was one ...
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			<![CDATA[@RandomEntity<br /><br />That's not what I heard at all. I heard that he did a pre-treatment, showed it to the movie execs and they loved it (supposedly one of the execs, unnamed of course, said it was one of the best pieces of cinema he's seen ever) but he wanted an R-rating AND $150 million. They were willing to give him the go for the movie on half that budget and a PG-13 rating (in theory because it would appeal to wider audiences who will go see a PG-13 movie but not an R one), he said no. So, partially the rating and partially the money.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-18T17:23:56-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			James Cameron was supposed to be bankrolling it from what I heard. I don't understand how you say no to del Toro AND Cameron with the possibility of Tom Cruise in a starring role. Yeah, Tom's not ...
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			<![CDATA[James Cameron was supposed to be bankrolling it from what I heard. I don't understand how you say no to del Toro AND Cameron with the possibility of Tom Cruise in a starring role. Yeah, Tom's not what he used to be, but still. I just know that now it's not getting mad and it's SOMEBODY'S fault, and that makes me angry.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-18T17:36:18-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Here's a link to io9.com discussing the end of his last attempt at the movie.
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			<![CDATA[<a href="http://io9.com/5778967/del-toros-mountains-of-madness-not-happening-after-all" >Here's a link to io9.com discussing the end of his last attempt at the movie.</a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-19T05:18:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>curb</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1334</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Another film that I must sadly add to the &quot;Don't watch it if you loved it as a kid&quot; list : The Great Outdoors. We watched it as part of our weekly movie night last night, and boy is it a ...
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			<![CDATA[Another film that I must sadly add to the "Don't watch it if you loved it as a kid" list : The Great Outdoors. We watched it as part of our weekly movie night last night, and boy is it a stinker. Inconsistent in about every way possible, with just a loose series of weird vignettes in place of any kind of coherent narrative. The sad thing is, I must have watched that film ten or more times as a kid, and loved it every time. As an adult, I was expecting that Ackroyd/Candy pairing to work on a whole new level. But it doesn't. It's just an awful, awful, awful film.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-19T16:52:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Emperor</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1503</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Circumstances of experience: A friend was so appalled by it he sneaked around to mine, stuffed the DVD through the letterbox and scampered down the ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen<br /><br />Circumstances of experience: A friend was so appalled by it he sneaked around to mine, stuffed the DVD through the letterbox and scampered down the street like a man who'd got a doubly-incontinent elephant off his back. I am biding my time, but will destroy him for this.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder revulsion: I think the moment my brain tried to throw-up in my skull was when Venice started collapsing like dominoes. The only up-side is that I can guarantee Alan Moore has never seen it or he'd turn Don Murphy's most private parts to coal, if he hasn't done it already on principle. I burnt the DVD in case I tried to pass it on to some other unsuspecting soul in a manner that would rapidly start to resemble a Japanese horror movie.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-19T22:08:59-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Just watched Your Highness.
James Franco
Zooey Deschanel
Natalie Portman
Charles fucking Dance

Still trying to work out if it's that crap on purpose...
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			<![CDATA[Just watched <em >Your Highness</em>.<br />James Franco<br />Zooey Deschanel<br />Natalie Portman<br />Charles fucking Dance<br /><br />Still trying to work out if it's that crap on purpose...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-20T07:13:14-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ravnos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=644</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Lazarus99
I think it was crap on purpose. I keep going back and forth on whether I want to watch that movie...
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			<![CDATA[@Lazarus99<br />I think it was crap on purpose. I keep going back and forth on whether I want to watch that movie...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-20T08:37:52-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-20T08:38:19-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Paul Sizer</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=44</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Just because I wanted to spend some time with some good friends, I got talked into going to see THE HELP last night.

Is it possible to die and still look like you're watching a movie and walking ...
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			<![CDATA[Just because I wanted to spend some time with some good friends, I got talked into going to see THE HELP last night.<br /><br />Is it possible to die and still look like you're watching a movie and walking home afterwards? <br /><br />It may not have been a "WORST EVER" movie, but it was jumbled as hell and was another instance of a white person swooping in to save black people, then getting the job in NYC while the black people still live shitty lives. There may have been an interesting story in there, but less time was spent showing the unrest of the times than making sure I understood "The mean white housewife is eating a poop pie made by the black housekeeper". Yeah, I got it, can we actually show the lives of the black families who this story is supposed to be about? It's not because it was a "chick flick", it was just a badly told flick.<br /><br />I kept hearing explosions from the theatre next store and wishing I was there...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-21T23:12:28-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>HOT_RIGHTEOUS_DEATH</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5217</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			My wife has made me sit through some really God-awful romantic comedies, but that's just the penance of matrimony, so I'll leave that out of this discussion.

To my eternal embarrassment I'll cop ...
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			<![CDATA[My wife has made me sit through some really God-awful romantic comedies, but that's just the penance of matrimony, so I'll leave that out of this discussion.<br /><br />To my eternal embarrassment I'll cop to watching Twilight: Eclipse. I also watched the first two Twilight films, and didn't think they were uproariously bad, but not very good either. However I read this was the best of the films so far so I had at least a bit of hope. Oops. I do love the fact that in this world vampires not only sparkle in sunlight, but they break like glass when hit hard enough. <br /><br />Simply nothing redeeming about this film. The best thing about sitting through that garbage is that I'm not even remotely interested in seeing the next installment. The worst is that I was ever interested in this garbage to begin with.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-22T09:36:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-08-22T09:36:37-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I have a theory that if Stephanie Meyer had simply come up with a new word for what her creatures were, instead of just going with &quot;vampire,&quot; I'd have little to no problem with the books ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I have a theory that if Stephanie Meyer had simply come up with a new word for what her creatures were, instead of just going with "vampire," I'd have little to no problem with the books (or movies or comics or T-shirts or lunchboxes or... god dammit, some people get all the luck).]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-22T10:34:57-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DistractDelude</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8765</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: Smokin' Aces
CE: Finally watched borrowed DVD just so the evilness could leave my shelf.
R(s)fSR: 

1.The first hour. All exposition, clumsily handled, badly paced.
2. Bad stereotypes - ...
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			<![CDATA[<strong >Title:</strong> Smokin' Aces<br /><strong >CE:</strong> Finally watched borrowed DVD just so the evilness could leave my shelf.<br /><strong >R(s)fSR:</strong> <br /><br /><strong >1.</strong>The first hour. <em >All</em> exposition, clumsily handled, badly paced.<br /><strong >2.</strong> Bad stereotypes - Tremor Brothers and "Team Georgia" are the worst offenders by far. <br /><strong >3.</strong> Dialogue. Specifically, any dialogue between members of "Team Georgia". Very bad/good example of someone learning how African-Americans' speak solely through the mediums of bad (50 cent bad) rap albums and Quentin Tarantino movies.<br /><strong >4. </strong>The fact that there was a smart film in there just waiting to break out, but some idiot decided to try and cram it in to a (very) bloody action movie/gun-porn body-suit that never quite fit with the main plot.<br /><strong >5. </strong>The ending. Everything is explained, but the final action of the film isn't justified well enough.<br /><br /><strong >In summary: </strong>This is two films in one. If they had focused it solely on the gun-porn element touted so loudly in the trailers, this could have been a fantastic and forgettable action blockbuster on a grand scale. On the other hand, if they had toned down the cartoon nature of the violence and focused on a smaller, character driven cast, this could have been an intense thriller. Ultimately, I think it failed to appeal properly to either fan base. The pure action fans I know would probably have fallen asleep before the action actually kicked off. The thriller fans I know all thought it was a pure action flick, because that's the way it was marketed. A missed opportunity for both genres and almost two hours of my life I will never, ever get back.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-22T13:23:20-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Alan Tyson 

I can't agree with you more.
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			<![CDATA[@Alan Tyson <br /><br />I can't agree with you more.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-22T22:08:49-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Okay, I just saw Cowboys &amp; Aliens and am really absolutely dumbfounded by how bad it was. I wasn't expecting a great film here, but wow. Below there be spoilers.

So, the movie starts off with ...
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			<![CDATA[Okay, I just saw Cowboys & Aliens and am really absolutely dumbfounded by how bad it was. I wasn't expecting a great film here, but wow. Below there be spoilers.<br /><br />So, the movie starts off with James Bond being as wooden as possible because that is what all them movie type cowboys do, right? All he does the whole movie is stand there being wooden, except for when he springs to life to threaten or fight something. It's like Jon Favreau just watched a Clint Eastwood marathon and thought, yeah, that's cool, but how about instead of being Clint Eastwood, we take that and strip him of any semblance of personality, because being as stoic as possible is what makes Blondie so great. Anyway, Statue McThroaty (his throat is the most animated part of him, I swear) wakes up in the middle of nowhere right as some, uh... I would like to say their bandits, but it seems like they're just kind of dicks. So three dicks ride up on Daniel, point a gun at him and figure they'll take him into town to see if there's a bounty on his head. But Mr. Bond has amnesia, which leads to him figuring that he should just be safe and kill them all. Then he takes a horse and a dog and wanders into town anyway.<br /><br />Upon arriving in the town, there is no one anywhere in sight. By the way, Bond has had a gut wound this whole time, and he decides now would be a good time to check that out, so he goes into a house nearby to clean himself up and whatnot. Then a preacher who must have been in the house the whole time decides to pop out, after Bond has rummaged about his place and rinsed his face with water, to point a gun at him and then decide with literally no sort of convincing he's ought to stitch up his wound. I would like to point out that he has this stitched up wound this whole movie and there is no reason whatsoever that it doesn't just tear open and slowly kill him about half an hour in. Okay, so he's stitched up. We hear gunshots outside. They go to investigate.<br /><br />All of a sudden there are TONS OF PEOPLE in the town. Where were they ten minutes ago? I have no fucking clue, because while this isn't a particularly large town, it is clearly active enough to not be a deserted. Let's move things along a bit now. Paul Dano starts being a huge douchebag because his dad owns the town, Bond knees him in the groin, Dano freaks out and randomly shoots a deputy in the shoulder. Jail time for Dano, but then Bond get thrown in with him because it turns out he DID have a bounty on his head after all! Whoops.<br /><br />Maybe I'll get back and explain the rest of this terrible film later, but here's one thing that really irked me: What is the deal with the aliens? Nothing about them is explained. They're here for gold? Harrison Ford makes a joke about it, end of discussion. They're immune to bullets? Oh, wait. Now they're dieing from bullets. No, now they're immune to them again. Spears work fine for some reason? They just clubbed one on the back of the head and it knocked it out? Bullets still aren't really working? One of their wristband gun things can blow up their entire ship for some reason? They like to hug little kids? What is that little kid doing there? Why are they abducting people? Why is anything anything?<br /><br />I could go on.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-23T01:15:19-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			absolutely dumbfounded by how bad it was

Really? You were expecting more? Keeping in mind that stupid doesn't necessarily mean unfun?
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote >absolutely dumbfounded by how bad it was</blockquote><br /><br />Really? You were expecting more? Keeping in mind that stupid doesn't necessarily mean unfun?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-23T03:27:58-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			This is a hard one...for some reason The Spirit entered head at first. I guess because ive always been a big lover of Miller and found Sin City loyal to source I had quite high expectations. I found ...
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			<![CDATA[This is a hard one...for some reason The Spirit entered head at first. I guess because ive always been a big lover of Miller and found Sin City loyal to source I had quite high expectations. I found myself cringing saying out loud (to self) &quot;Ah Frank, mate,wot you doing man!&quot; The sound FX got to me. All weird and quirky and NO!!]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-23T15:20:18-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Lazarus

I didn't really get to the point of touching on how bland and all over the place it was, but yes. I was expecting a somewhat enjoyable action flick.
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			<![CDATA[@Lazarus<br /><br />I didn't really get to the point of touching on how bland and all over the place it was, but yes. I was expecting a somewhat enjoyable action flick.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-23T15:53:01-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>twentythoughts</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: Cats &amp; Dogs: The revenge of Kitty Galore

Circumstance: While vacationing in the US, US friends who were really nostalgic for Warner Bros. toons wanted to watch the new 3D Wile E. Coyote ...
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			<![CDATA[Title: Cats & Dogs: The revenge of Kitty Galore<br /><br />Circumstance: While vacationing in the US, US friends who were really nostalgic for Warner Bros. toons wanted to watch the new 3D Wile E. Coyote thing that played beforehand. Somehow we ended up also watching the movie.<br /><br />Reasons for soulchunder all over the theatre: We already know that the current trend of making kids' movies with real animals with CGI-animated talking mouths is the work of Tobias Funke, analrapist. Take this and put it into a horribly done forced-3D (with downright broken 3D in places) movie with no soul. NO SOUL! And also stuff it to the brim with awful and constant "LOL DOGS AND CATS" puns that make the visual "look at this thing that we turned into a car" jokes in the Cars movies feel like deep and intricate Victorian-era plots between kings and their thousand named subjects. It makes fluttering bird-cars feel like freaking Game of Thrones. And there are fart jokes OF COURSE there are fart jokes. And they use awfully done puppets when they don't feel like animating a cat even though it breaks with the visuals of the movie even more than a CGI cat would among all these real animals dressed in CGI effects. It's a Lowest Common Denominator kids' movie at its very worst. I almost felt like watching "Up" just to clean my brain of the dumb afterwards.<br /><br />It's sad that this is probably the best part of the movie. The weird white cat-puppet has some mildly amusing lines that are immediately ruined by the other characters going "WHOA LIKE WHAT?"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fOWpjwpBj4&feature=related" ></a>]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-24T01:09:37-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@DJ Stawes

So, not fun in any way then? Dammmit!
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			<![CDATA[@DJ Stawes<br /><br />So, not fun in any way then? Dammmit!]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-08-30T11:33:50-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Ok, I'm not quite certain if it lives up to Max Payne or Skyline levels of bad but Conan the Barbarian. 

I will now provide you a short list of things in this movie that made no sense:
1. Conan's ...
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			<![CDATA[Ok, I'm not quite certain if it lives up to <i >Max Payne</i> or <i >Skyline</i> levels of bad but <i >Conan the Barbarian</i>. <br /><br />I will now provide you a short list of things in this movie that made no sense:<br />1. Conan's father's inexplicable gynecological knowledge that allows him to perform an emergency c-section on his mortally wounded wife, one-handed, with a dagger, without looking, and without stabbing his newborn son.<br />2. How ancient necromancers made a Cthulhu-fetish mask out of normal human bones. Seriously, it looked like they skinned an octopus' lower half (and kept the anus, if octopi have anuses) and turned it into a mask. That's supposed to be human bone? Really? <br />3. Slaver-seeking boulders. Conan's men free some slaves by dropping a bunch of boulders onto a slave camp and, MIRACULOUSLY, no slaves are crushed beneath hundreds of pounds of rolling, rocky death.<br />4. Conan is made of sex-inducing muscles so that even though he and his men just dropped a couple tons of rocks onto some slavers and stabbed the rest who weren't squished, the women who were hanging out in cages getting oggled at and whipped totally want to jump his bones RIGHT THEN AND THERE.<br />5. The landboat or, as my friend Amy put it, the MOBILE OPPRESSION PALACE (which is such a better name). I kid you not this is a boat, complete with masts, rigging, prow, and crows nest, only on land, on the backs of elephants, led by slaves. WHY?! Why is there a landboat? The landboat doesn't even do anything except accept trebuchet shot and crash through an archway Zym's soldiers were easily able to ride under. There's no point! And there's one scene where the boat is on the ground and the elephants are milling about at night. How the hell do they get it off and on the elephants? Gah!<br />6. Ruins. Ruins everywhere. Wherever there needs to be a scene there's ruins. Ruins with chains to hit horses with. Ruins with stacks and stacks of leaky oil amphorae to be lit on fire. Easily destroyed ruins to use for unknown reasons for human sacrifice. Hyborea is nothing but one big ruin.<br />7. Conan, Tamara, and his friend the captain are sailing on completely open water in one scene, not a spec of dirt in sight, and in the very next they're right near land to make it more plausable when they are attacked by two dinghies worth of bad guys. Because a boat teleporting miles over becalmed waters to be near land is SO much more believable than the bad guys rowing through the open sea without being spotted and catching up to a three-masted ship. Riiiiight. <br />8. How Conan leaves the boat on a rocky, wind-swept, craggy cliff to be chased down by Tamara for the sex. And the sex takes place in an unexplainable stone house beneath a cliff. Who would build a house there? How did Conan know about the house? How are there piles and piles of fresh hay for them to bang on in what essentially looks like the Grand Canyon? Why, after the sex, is Tamara then walking through a forest that looks suspiciously like the Moon of Endor to be captured by Zym's soldiers who magically knew <i >right where to get her</i>?<br />9. A thief has the keys to Zym's city and knows all the secret entrances. He doesn't pick the locks, oh no, he has a <i >ring of keys to every lock in the sewer</i>. AND YET HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE TENTACLE SEWER SARLACC.<br />10. Speaking of which, the whole scene with the Dweller in the Depths. When the Sarlacc in <i >Return of the Jedi</i> has a higher kill count than you, then you know you need to go back to creepy monster school.<br />11. The part where Conan climbs up to the very highest tower of Zym's city only to watch a procession of cultists, led by Zym, taking Tamara out of the city to the geologically unsound Skull Rock. Because, let's face it, it makes total sense to leave your city with its high walls and richly appointed palace with its army of guards to take a bunch of wimpy cultists to a cave that a sneeze could collapse that has no spiritual/mystical significance to perform your very important ritual.<br />12. The whole scene where they reawaken the mask. First of all, the mask has an anus that drinks Tamara's blood. Secondly, why are you going to take your one, precious resource that it took you twenty years to find (aka Tamara) and chain her to a circular frame which you will then suspend over a chasm hundreds of feet deep with <i >lava</i> at the bottom? Especially when you then want to use her body to house the spirit of your beloved, long dead creepster wife? I know that it might not be my thing, but if I was being brought back from the dead after two decades of rotting in the ground, I wouldn't want to be put in mortal peril immediately upon returning to life. <br />13. The mask. The mask, really, is the final straw. I mean, when the voice of God (aka Morgan Freeman) talks it up, he makes it sound like the mask is some artifact of unimaginable power, allowing whoever wears it to conquer nations and subjugate entire races of men. What we get is half a Face Hugger/Head Crab that has the ability to create ill-timed earthquakes below caverns with more cracks in them than a plumbers convention as well as the power to not quite bring people back from the dead. I mean, seriously, if that was the extent of the power of the mask I can't really see what the fuss was about, especially when <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110475/" >this mask</a> packs more oomph. <br /><br />Please don't see this movie. Don't watch it in the theater, don't rent it, don't even download a pirated movie. If you want to see Conan the Barbarian, go watch Conan kill a giant snake and listen to James Earl Jones complain about it. That is, disturbingly enough, the better movie.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-12T22:11:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			We might have a winner.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bucky_larson_born_to_be_a_star/" >We might have a winner.</a>]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-13T11:37:55-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Mercer Finn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5496</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I rather liked Cowboys &amp; Aliens. 

On the topic in general, I usually find something to enjoy in really very bad movies (although Solomon Kane was pushing it). What gets me are films that are ...
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			<![CDATA[I <a href="http://dollhousehothouse.blogspot.com/2011/09/cowboys-aliens.html" >rather liked</a> Cowboys & Aliens. <br /><br />On the topic in general, I usually find something to enjoy in really very bad movies (although Solomon Kane was pushing it). What gets me are films that are actually unpleasant on an ideas level (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baise-moi" >Baise-Moi</a> comes to mind, also Youth in Revolt -- complained about over <a href="http://dollhousehothouse.blogspot.com/2010/02/youth-in-revolt.html" >here</a>).]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-13T22:06:29-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Brendan McGinley</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I walked out of Goonies, but managed to sit through The Avengers. So I have a 50-50 rate of self-preservation.
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			<![CDATA[I walked out of Goonies, but managed to sit through The Avengers. So I have a 50-50 rate of self-preservation.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-13T22:16:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Greasemonkey</name>
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		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Finally saw Thor, and it sucked so badly that it created a naked singularity on the cinema screen.

Kristen Stewart nails everything that's awful about Thor here.
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			<![CDATA[Finally saw Thor, and it sucked so badly that it created a naked singularity on the cinema screen.<br /><br />Kristen Stewart nails everything that's awful about Thor <a href="http://kristenstewartwantsit.wordpress.com/2011/05/09/thor-sucked-the-movie-review/" >here</a>.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-14T06:54:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Jason A. Quest</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			...in a rant that consists primarily of her saying &quot;it sucked&quot; over and over.  Not convinced. :)  
It was not a great movie, but worst ever?  Not even close.
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			<![CDATA[...in a rant that consists primarily of her saying "it sucked" over and over.  Not convinced. :)  <br />It was not a great movie, but worst ever?  Not even close.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-14T09:05:45-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Sonny</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1167</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Whenever the term &quot;pretentious&quot; gets thrown around a bit (which was like 6 pages ago, so I'm late as fuck), in relation to anything, I always like to point people towards one of my favorite ...
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			<![CDATA[Whenever the term "pretentious" gets thrown around a bit (which was like 6 pages ago, so I'm late as fuck), in relation to anything, I always like to point people towards one of my favorite WARREN ELLIS quotes of all-time:<br /><br /><blockquote >    There’s not often a lot of connections made within comics,<br />    Defining the parameters of the cultural conversation.  What<br />    Paul Morley did in WORDS AND MUSIC, defining the<br />    cultural space and connective tissue between Alvin Lucier<br />    and Kylie Minogue, say… not a lot of that.  We’re deathly<br />    afraid of that stabbing word “pretentious,” the word that<br />    students use to curse each other’s ambition.  It’s a young<br />    person’s word, a shortcut-to-thinking word.<br />    I’m a big fan of pretension.  It means “an aspiration or intention<br />    that may or may not reach fulfillment.”  It doesn’t mean<br />    failing upward.  It means trying to exceed your grasp.  Which<br />    is how things grow.<br /></blockquote>]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-14T09:06:28-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I have to concur with Jason A. Quest.
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			<![CDATA[I have to concur with Jason A. Quest.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-15T06:48:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Vornaskotti</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6665</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Hmm, Thor was crappy but got to say that that review by Kristen Stewart was even crappier. Of all the things worth bitching, she picked up the fact that there was no technical explanation about how ...
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			<![CDATA[Hmm, Thor was crappy but got to say that that review by Kristen Stewart was even crappier. Of all the things worth bitching, she picked up the fact that there was no technical explanation about how bifrost works? WTF.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-15T06:59:05-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Or that we weren't given a character sheet detailing his list of powers.
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			<![CDATA[Or that we weren't given a character sheet detailing his list of powers.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-15T12:43:39-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Mercer Finn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5496</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Thor is my favourite film released this year. No joke.
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			<![CDATA[Thor is my favourite film released this year. <a href="http://dollhousehothouse.blogspot.com/2011/07/thor-review.html" >No joke</a>.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-15T13:28:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>twentythoughts</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7347</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Thor is by no means a *good* movie... It's competent, but nothing more, honestly. Goes through the usual stuff, gets some laughs, and has anticlimactic fights (seriously, turning the battle against ...
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			<![CDATA[Thor is by no means a *good* movie... It's competent, but nothing more, honestly. Goes through the usual stuff, gets some laughs, and has anticlimactic fights (seriously, turning the battle against LOKI of all people into a boring slugfest is probably the movie's greatest sin). A lot of stuff isn't established properly (like the ice giants, and what the hell a random Asian dude is doing in Valhalla), but Loki's plan is actually genuinely surprising, making him into an actually-interesting character.<br /><br />I wouldn't call it a bad movie, though. It has the seed of a good movie, but just fell a bit flat in the execution. If you demand that everything you see on screen has a clear explanation, I can't see you enjoying a lot of movies.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-09-16T23:45:45-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Fishelle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8854</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Other movies that are better than Thor include…
Fantastic Four
Ghost Rider
DareDevil
Twilight… IT’S THAT FUCKING BAD

Now I am just confused because this was written by Kristen Stewart ...
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			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Other movies that are better than Thor include…<br />Fantastic Four<br />Ghost Rider<br />DareDevil<br />Twilight… IT’S THAT FUCKING BAD</blockquote><br /><br />Now I am just confused because this was written by Kristen Stewart apparently, but then she says this about Twilight, and in the "who is this person" section of this site it says Kristen Stewart is in Twilight, but... well, if this is the Kristen Stewart in Twilight I don't think she has any right to talk about movies sucking. Also, this would make no sense.<br /><br />Also, Thor really isn't that bad. It's flawed, certainly. But I enjoyed it, not expecting Citizen Kane, but rather a fun little nonsense Marvel film. And that is what it is.<br /><br />And speaking of Twilight, I lied when I said the next movie was the last. I found out recently it's been split into 2 films, so we have to deal with the ads and crazy fans and stuff for another year. This makes me sad.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=309580#Comment_309580</id>
		<published>2011-09-17T05:57:39-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>twentythoughts</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7347</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Well, being in a sucky movie doesn't necessarily take away your right to talk about sucky movies. Take Halle Berry and her appearance on the Razzie awards to accept the award for &quot;Catwoman&quot; ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Well, being in a sucky movie doesn't necessarily take away your right to talk about sucky movies. Take Halle Berry and her appearance on the Razzie awards to accept the award for "Catwoman" as an example. Acting's a job, and sometimes that means finishing your thing in a movie even if you know it sucks.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=309633#Comment_309633</id>
		<published>2011-09-17T20:50:48-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>ScottS</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=370</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I don't understand the dislike for THOR.  Is it a great movie?  No.  Is it a fun movie?  Yes.  In fact I just re-watched it on dvd tonight , and it's still fun.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I don't understand the dislike for THOR.  Is it a great movie?  No.  Is it a fun movie?  Yes.  In fact I just re-watched it on dvd tonight , and it's still fun.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=310257#Comment_310257</id>
		<published>2011-09-24T23:29:29-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I guess i will have to see Thor..Dare i invite the wrath of god but no..I've not been able to sit through one Harry Potter film.I may actually find them ok yet because i'm a weak bigot ten minutes ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I guess i will have to see Thor..Dare i invite the wrath of god but no..I've not been able to sit through one Harry Potter film.I may actually find them ok yet because i'm a weak bigot ten minutes into one i despised everything about it..flying cars,english public school feeling,CGI..<br /><br />I'm just being silly..it's the hype i despise..everyone on the tube all reading the same Potter book.I guess it could be anything.<br />I still hate The Phantom Menace.<br /><br />It's that old rebellion thing.Why should i like what the mob decide i should..<br />Nah..i like the pod race bit..<br /><br />But i'm a sick pervert.I love some of the films you guys have discussed and find some great awful viewing..Cannibal Holocaust(excuse grammer)..the brutality to animals is sickening yet don't they all eat them..i guess i find people eating a big mac more dodgy. i like that film.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311478#Comment_311478</id>
		<published>2011-10-05T14:16:27-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Internaut</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7307</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Best quote from that Kristen Stewart review?

Thor’s best buds are worthless. Thor is followed around by a rag tag crew of three dudes and one chick. These dudes and chicks are about a millionth ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Best quote from that Kristen Stewart review?<br /><br /><blockquote >Thor’s best buds are worthless. Thor is followed around by a rag tag crew of three dudes and one chick. These dudes and chicks are about a millionth as powerful as Thor is and provide him absolutely no support in combat and absolutely no brains outside of it.</blockquote><br /><br />Those dudes and chicks man, they're a millionth behind.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311541#Comment_311541</id>
		<published>2011-10-05T23:04:24-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Brendan McGinley</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=93</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Kristen Stewart doesn't write that blog. The author titled that review site in regards to her perpetual bedroom eyes.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Kristen Stewart doesn't write that blog. The author titled that review site in regards to her perpetual bedroom eyes.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311548#Comment_311548</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T00:07:53-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>DistractDelude</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8765</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I liked Thor, it was a decent intro to his character in preparation for The Avengers movie (which is all it was meant to be), which was made 10,000 times better due to the fact that so many racists ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I liked Thor, it was a decent intro to his character in preparation for The Avengers movie (which is all it was meant to be), which was made 10,000 times better due to the fact that so many racists pricks were wailing and gnashing their rotting teeth over Idris Elba being cast as Heimdall. <br /><br />Sure, Heimdall <em >in Norse <strong >mythology</strong></em> is not portrayed as a kick-ass, <strong >black</strong> English bloke. But then again, we're not talking about <em >Norse <strong >mythology</strong></em> seeing as (prepare yourselves, this may come as a surprise) the Marvel Universe does not exist! Therefore, anything is possible. <br /><br />Really, if you're willing to believe that a Norse God would actually reduce himself to fighting alongside a bunch of spandex wearing heroes rather than doing... God stuff, then you should really be open to any possibility. Whining about the colour of an actor's skin and ignoring the fact that Elba did a brilliant job of portraying the <em >comic book interpretation</em> of a <em ><strong >mythical</strong> being</em>... well, maybe some people have deeper problems than they might like to admit.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311558#Comment_311558</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T02:43:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Fauxhammer</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=27</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I liked Thor.

I did not like the first Transformers movie, Peter Cullen notwithstanding.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I liked Thor.<br /><br />I did not like the first Transformers movie, Peter Cullen notwithstanding.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311565#Comment_311565</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T05:02:02-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>city creed</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4530</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The Green Lantern movie makes Thor look like Citizen bloody Kane. Ryan wossizname made me cringe so hard I went into convulsions. Cringulsions.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[The Green Lantern movie makes Thor look like Citizen bloody Kane. Ryan wossizname made me cringe so hard I went into convulsions. Cringulsions.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311633#Comment_311633</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T16:44:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing have you ever READ any Conan stories? Cuz pretty much that's how things play out in Howard's stories. Conan kills a bunch of things, a monster, giant or wizard and then he has sex with ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@RenThing have you ever READ any Conan stories? Cuz pretty much that's how things play out in Howard's stories. Conan kills a bunch of things, a monster, giant or wizard and then he has sex with women immediately after. Because he is fucking Conan.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311645#Comment_311645" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311645#Comment_311645</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T18:17:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RandomEntity

I have a collection of his work. The difference between REH's work and that movie is that REH's work, in the context of the story, made sense and the movie had so many ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@RandomEntity<br /><br />I have a collection of his work. The difference between REH's work and that movie is that REH's work, in the context of the story, made sense and the movie had so many inconsistencies that it would be a slap in the face of Howard's memory to say that was truly a Conan movie. It was like the movie was desperately trying to be a Conan  movie based off of what it had been told about by a third party without ever having read any of Howard's stories.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311650#Comment_311650</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T19:02:19-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Fishelle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8854</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Kristen Stewart doesn't write that blog. The author titled that review site in regards to her perpetual bedroom eyes.

That makes way more sense.

One last thing, then I'm done talking about ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<blockquote >Kristen Stewart doesn't write that blog. The author titled that review site in regards to her perpetual bedroom eyes.</blockquote><br /><br />That makes way more sense.<br /><br />One last thing, then I'm done talking about Twilight, hopefully forever. I found out that apparently the two leads, Kristen Stewart and the guy, are actually dating in real life. Now, normally this is the sort of "news" that I would forget in less than a second, because there's not much I could care about less than who the strangers I see in movies are dating. But I began to wonder, how is it possible that all the romance in these films could be so incredibly forced and awkward when the two people who are supposed to be acting like they're in love are actually, apparently, in love? Are they just <em >that bad</em> at acting, to the point where they can't even convey feelings that they actually have?<br /><br />Maybe it's like Lina Lamont in Singin' in The Rain, convinced that she and Don Lockwood are engaged because all the fan magazines say so, even though he flat out tells her he'd rather kiss a tarantula. Except, apparently Kristen Stewart was the one who said they were together, but it's her that seems to be the most repulsed by the relationship, if her acting is any indication.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311651#Comment_311651</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T19:11:33-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Alan Tyson</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			To be fair, I should certainly hope that Stewart and Pattinson's real-life relationship does not in any way resemble Bella and Edward's.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[To be fair, I should certainly hope that Stewart and Pattinson's real-life relationship does not in any way resemble Bella and Edward's.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311674#Comment_311674" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311674#Comment_311674</id>
		<published>2011-10-06T22:03:15-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			See..i just knew The Green Lantern would be bad.not seen it but trust you guys.Captain America..same as!I was hoping they would do a Robocop cynical take on it..just a fantasy.
I'm so out the ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[See..i just knew The Green Lantern would be bad.not seen it but trust you guys.Captain America..same as!I was hoping they would do a Robocop cynical take on it..just a fantasy.<br />I'm so out the loop..which i can live with..i didn't even know a Avengers movie was out.<br /><br />Guess only superhero film stuff i really like is Nolan's bat films and Kick Ass..<br />I grew up reading Howard's Conan books..loved them!! Used to read them under the covers with a torch...was excellent.Latest film..don't even wan't to see!!<br />Not seen a Twilight movie..reckon i've just made a decision not to.<br />My opinions are distorted so...]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311690#Comment_311690" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=311690#Comment_311690</id>
		<published>2011-10-07T05:00:47-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing Damnit that is depressing. I really like Khal Drogo and the trailer looked so awesome and way more authentic than the 80's movies. I'm completely bummed, I'll probably still watch it though.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@RenThing Damnit that is depressing. I really like Khal Drogo and the trailer looked so awesome and way more authentic than the 80's movies. I'm completely bummed, I'll probably still watch it though.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312042#Comment_312042" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312042#Comment_312042</id>
		<published>2011-10-10T17:21:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>gaveedra</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=724</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I was in a hotel the other night and &quot;Get Him to the Greek&quot; was on so I decided to watch. This is a horrible movie. And not just because I didn't like it but because it had not art to it. ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I was in a hotel the other night and "Get Him to the Greek" was on so I decided to watch. This is a horrible movie. And not just because I didn't like it but because it had not art to it. It is as if it was made by someone who had never seen a movie before. The first, I don't know, It felt like 20 minutes were introducing us to the character that was completely superfluous. Then another twenty introuducing us to the conflict. Look, even if i hadn't seen a million trailers there was no need to take time out of the flow of the movie to painfully explain these things. And then you would have had more time for fart jokes and sex.<br />And it is not even that I dislike this kind of movie. I watch the crappy sub national lampoon style movies on netflix all the time when I am bored. But at least those stick to a formula that works for the movie genre.<br />Most of of this tirade is because I am mad at myself for watching sooo long waiting for something funny to happen. I want that hour back!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312063#Comment_312063" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312063#Comment_312063</id>
		<published>2011-10-10T20:29:08-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RandomEntity

Oh, watch it, just don't consider it a Conan movie. If you want to watch one of those, watch Arnold.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@RandomEntity<br /><br />Oh, watch it, just don't consider it a Conan movie. If you want to watch one of those, watch Arnold.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312108#Comment_312108" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312108#Comment_312108</id>
		<published>2011-10-11T06:13:30-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Paul Sizer</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=44</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Gaveedra: The sad thing about &quot;Get Him To The Greek&quot; was that I really liked the film it was kind of a sequel to; &quot;Forgetting Sarah Marshall&quot;. But I do agree with your ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Gaveedra: The sad thing about "Get Him To The Greek" was that I really liked the film it was kind of a sequel to; "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". But I do agree with your assessment: utter crap.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312174#Comment_312174" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312174#Comment_312174</id>
		<published>2011-10-11T16:30:35-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lucien</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7742</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			not sure if this was mentioned before, but &quot;i am number 4&quot; was a complete waste of humans.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[not sure if this was mentioned before, but "i am number 4" was a complete waste of humans.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312196#Comment_312196" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312196#Comment_312196</id>
		<published>2011-10-11T23:17:05-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@lucien

My brother described it as &quot;Shark-tooth Ugly People vs. Pretty Aliens&quot;
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@lucien<br /><br />My brother described it as "Shark-tooth Ugly People vs. Pretty Aliens"]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312285#Comment_312285</id>
		<published>2011-10-13T07:03:11-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I still think The Passion of Christ was a fookin awful thing to squirm through..found it more disturbing and pointless than a million golden showers xxx wank fest sad porno internet sic site snuff ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I still think The Passion of Christ was a fookin awful thing to squirm through..found it more disturbing and pointless than a million golden showers xxx wank fest sad porno internet sic site snuff troma 1920's joan crawford hard core heed job black and white grainy drive in Ed Gein Hershell Gordon Lewis bits of meat Russ Meyer blah blah blah..excuse me grammer..me can't be arsed to try and spell at moment]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312303#Comment_312303</id>
		<published>2011-10-13T08:41:13-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lucien</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7742</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@RenThing

i think he was being kind.  not one thing i even kind of liked, or thought was clever.  not one damned thing.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@RenThing<br /><br />i think he was being kind.  not one thing i even kind of liked, or thought was clever.  not one damned thing.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312343#Comment_312343</id>
		<published>2011-10-13T14:23:03-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>D.J.</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3196</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@lucien
Timothy Olyphant?
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@lucien<br />Timothy Olyphant?]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312413#Comment_312413</id>
		<published>2011-10-14T12:04:06-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>lucien</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7742</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ DJ Stawes

could barely recognize him it was so bad.  also, i'm not his biggest fan.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@ DJ Stawes<br /><br />could barely recognize him it was so bad.  also, i'm not his biggest fan.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312554#Comment_312554</id>
		<published>2011-10-15T22:52:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Davie</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9988</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Eragon.

I was thirteen when it came out and I thought the books were the bestest things evar.  So of course I went to see the movie, and even my middle-school self realized what crap it ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Eragon.<br /><br />I was thirteen when it came out and I thought the books were the bestest things evar.  So of course I went to see the movie, and even my middle-school self realized what crap it was.<br /><br />Soulchunder revulsion caused by somehow taking an already hideously cliched and derivative plot and making it even less interesting, while leaving out the few elements that made the book even slightly worthwhile, i.e. the city in the volcanic crater and the dogmatic dwarves vs. atheist elves.  The most tragic thing about it was the fact that good actors' careers were forever tainted by the film.  The best thing about it was watching these guys be completely aware that they were in a terrible film.  John Malkovich sounded consistently bored, like he just wanted to get his scenes over with so he could go off and be in a better movie, Garrett Hedlund had a difficult time not cracking up after reciting some of his stupider lines, and Jeremy Irons, bless the man, actually gave the mentally inept script his best, despite obviously knowing it was barely worth the effort.  <br /><br />But yes, it was awful.  The only movie I've seen that came close to its level of awfulness was the Day of the Dead remake, which was the most boring fucking zombie film I have ever seen, and didn't even have the benefit of somewhat competent acting.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312560#Comment_312560</id>
		<published>2011-10-15T23:43:40-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Aye...i'm a big zombie fan and the remake of Day of the Dead really pissed me off...i fooking hated it!
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Aye...i'm a big zombie fan and the remake of Day of the Dead really pissed me off...i fooking hated it!]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312583#Comment_312583</id>
		<published>2011-10-16T06:14:17-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>twentythoughts</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7347</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Davie: Jeremy Irons is an expert at taking cheesy scripts and shamelessly hamming his way through them, enjoying himself every step of the way. He's the reason why the otherwise terrible first ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Davie: Jeremy Irons is an expert at taking cheesy scripts and shamelessly hamming his way through them, enjoying himself every step of the way. He's the reason why the otherwise terrible first "Dungeons & Dragons" movie is so hilarious.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312602#Comment_312602</id>
		<published>2011-10-16T13:20:32-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-10-16T13:37:54-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>brittanica</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2296</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Flecky brought up Day of the Dead (ETA: just noticed Davie brought it up first, so now I'm mad at both of you!), so now I finally have a reason to post in this thread. I couldn't even get through the ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Flecky brought up Day of the Dead (ETA: just noticed Davie brought it up first, so now I'm mad at both of you!), so now I finally have a reason to post in this thread. I couldn't even get through the first 20 minutes of that movie. Mostly because a fucking zombie was crawling on the fucking ceiling of a hospital. I LOVED the Romero Day of the Dead, so to see a ridiculously generic zombie movie prancing around, going by that name, when it barely has anything in common w/ the movie it's supposedly "remaking"...<br />At least Dawn of the Dead had a mall.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=312619#Comment_312619</id>
		<published>2011-10-16T16:37:18-07:00</published>
		<updated>2011-10-16T16:37:52-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>MShades</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4810</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			For reasons that are still unclear to me, my brother and I saw Battlefield Earth in the movie theater. About halfway through, a thunderstorm rolled in and the theater lost power for about 30 seconds. ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[For reasons that are still unclear to me, my brother and I saw <strong >Battlefield Earth</strong> in the movie theater. About halfway through, a thunderstorm rolled in and the theater lost power for about 30 seconds. Everyone was up and putting their jackets back on and we were all looking forward to getting a free movie voucher or something, and then the most horrible thing happened - the power came back on and the movie started up again.<br /><br />In a show of being a Good Boyfriend, I watched the entire<strong > Sex & the City</strong> <em >oeuvre</em>. I still haven't decided what to inflict upon him as revenge.<br /><br />A co-worker recommended that I watch <strong >Audition</strong> by Takashi Miike. Why hate it? Because it lies to you. It starts as what looks like a slightly weird romance between an older man and a younger woman and then... it's not. I had to pause the DVD and go out to have a cigarette before I could finish.<br /><br />Finally,<strong > Pulp Fiction</strong>. This may be an issue of circumstances - all my friends saw it about a year before I did, and for all that time it was Pulp Fiction music, Pulp Fiction quotes, Pulp Fiction posters.... When I finally saw it, with a different group of friends, I thought it was a senseless mishmash that was only saved from utter, indescribable crapdom by Sam Jackson. I hated the characters (again, Sam aside) I hated the style, I hated the editing. I hated Bruce Willis, which hurt more than words can say. I hated it so much that I went back to my dorm, woke up my roommate from a sound sleep and said, "If you EVER quote Pulp Fiction to me again, as God is my witness I will drop you where you stand."<br /><br />Man, I hated that movie.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=315715#Comment_315715</id>
		<published>2011-11-16T03:21:09-08:00</published>
		<updated>2011-11-16T07:04:17-08:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Jack_Crow</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2094</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			was checking this thread but i couldnt get pass someone considering &quot;in the mouth of madness&quot; on this thread....what was that, not understanding the movie means that you put it here? ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[was checking this thread but i couldnt get pass someone considering "in the mouth of madness" on this thread....what was that, not understanding the movie means that you put it here? because then we're all damned and fucked. I can get people not liking it, but on the WORST. MOVIE. EVER.? really? whatever.<br /><br />to add something i havent seen here, I gave you "titanic 2" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_II<br /><br />go check it, movies from The Asylum culd get on that list EASILY]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=315722#Comment_315722" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=315722#Comment_315722</id>
		<published>2011-11-16T05:27:29-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RandomEntity</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2849</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I watched Conan. I dug it. It's not perfect, and probably my complete and nearly bottomless hatred for the Arnold movies might be a factor. Ron Perlman was awesome, the story was pure pulp fan ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I watched Conan. I dug it. It's not perfect, and probably my complete and nearly bottomless hatred for the Arnold movies might be a factor. Ron Perlman was awesome, the story was pure pulp fan service and I loved every bit of it.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=315846#Comment_315846</id>
		<published>2011-11-17T04:38:01-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>tedcroland</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2106</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@flecky I am no-joke writing a paper on religion in cinema and I so badly want to reference that review of Passion, but I feel like it will not be as appreciated as I want it to be.

Wanna know a ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@flecky I am no-joke writing a paper on religion in cinema and I so badly want to reference that review of <em >Passion</em>, but I feel like it will not be as appreciated as I want it to be.<br /><br />Wanna know a fun fact about The Passion of the Christ? <a href="http://www.thepassionofchrist.com/merchandise.html" >There's an ongoing merchandising campaign!</a> How Christian.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-11-17T11:52:36-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lawrence Rider</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10647</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Worst film ever? I'd go for Deep Impact, the only film I've ever wanted to walk out of the cinema from. I don't know what it was about it, but I started actively rooting for the comet. I've never ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Worst film ever? I'd go for Deep Impact, the only film I've ever wanted to walk out of the cinema from. I don't know what it was about it, but I started actively rooting for the comet. I've never been so happy to see a natural disaster occur. Sadly Elijah Wood was spared a watery death.<br /><br />Honourable mention to Scary Movie, which was just a gigantic mess, spectacularly undercut by Scream 2 sending itself up better than the spoof ever managed.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-11-18T02:01:14-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>IsaacSher</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1930</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The first movie I remember *really* having the urge to walk out of was Soapdish.  I know it has its fans, but I think this is one of those movies that you'll only really enjoy if you're already ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[The first movie I remember *really* having the urge to walk out of was Soapdish.  I know it has its fans, but I think this is one of those movies that you'll only really enjoy if you're already obsessed with Soap Operas -- otherwise, the film has nothing for you.<br /><br />More recently, a friend and I only *barely* made it through Ong-Bak 2.  I wasn't expecting a good plot; the first movie was rather shallow but made up for it with balls to the wall awesome fights and stunts.  But 2?  Bloated, meandering, and badly-paced fight scenes.  The only nice thing I could say about it was "oh, that was a nice kick just now", and then I'd have to wait half an hour before I could say something similar again.<br /><br />I think Frank Miller's The Spirit takes the cake, though.  I *could not finish* that fucker.  The final straw came when the midget bellhop eagerly identified the femme fatale by the *photocopy of her ass* that the Spirit showed him.   Done.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=315956#Comment_315956" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=315956#Comment_315956</id>
		<published>2011-11-18T07:01:19-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Frank Miller's The Spirit

What I was expecting was a Sin City style comic flick, with some hot chicks.  This wasn't Will Eisner's The Spirit. I was somewhat okay with that, not as a great movie ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Frank Miller's The Spirit<br /><br />What I was expecting was a Sin City style comic flick, with some hot chicks.  This wasn't Will Eisner's The Spirit. I was somewhat okay with that, not as a great movie or anything, but as eye candy.  <br /><br />It had that, but with worse dialog than any soft-core porn ever made.  The "banter" between the chief and that annoying female cop was just horrible.  I think they just repeated each other's lines for infinity.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=316123#Comment_316123</id>
		<published>2011-11-19T19:13:38-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Soviet Rocket No. 9</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8855</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			&quot;Water For Elephants.&quot; 

Trust me, it makes Lifetime look legitimate. 

I just saw the first five minutes, only worth it because of Hal Holbrook, and then bolted to here.  

Robert ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA["Water For Elephants." <br /><br />Trust me, it makes Lifetime look legitimate. <br /><br />I just saw the first five minutes, only worth it because of Hal Holbrook, and then bolted to here.  <br /><br />Robert Pattinson has a hell of a lot of work to make me like him now.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=316135#Comment_316135" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=316135#Comment_316135</id>
		<published>2011-11-19T21:04:00-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Really? I thought about giving it a shot.  But sparkly Tweenlight guy made me keep my distance.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Really? I thought about giving it a shot.  But sparkly Tweenlight guy made me keep my distance.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=316170#Comment_316170" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=316170#Comment_316170</id>
		<published>2011-11-20T11:26:23-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ Jack Crow:I agree with you about In the mouth of madness.It is what it is.Personally i found it a good laugh and a bit creepy in parts.

But worst film ever? This horror addict can't really see ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@ Jack Crow:I agree with you about In the mouth of madness.It is what it is.Personally i found it a good laugh and a bit creepy in parts.<br /><br />But worst film ever? This horror addict can't really see that.<br /><br />Still,we are all entitled to our own opinions so 'nuff said.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=316193#Comment_316193</id>
		<published>2011-11-20T15:04:34-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@flecky

Agreed. ItMoM isn't a cinematic masterpiece, and it hasn't aged well, but the sheer Lovecraftian fucking that Sam Neill's character goes through? God damn. &quot;Did I ever tell you my ...
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			<![CDATA[@flecky<br /><br />Agreed. ItMoM isn't a cinematic masterpiece, and it hasn't aged well, but the sheer Lovecraftian fucking that Sam Neill's character goes through? God damn. "Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?"]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-11-20T15:18:26-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RobSpalding</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=647</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I see all of these comments about worst film ever being about films that are at the very least competently shot and edited and think &quot;Wow, I watch so much more shit than you guys.&quot;

For ...
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			<![CDATA[I see all of these comments about worst film ever being about films that are at the very least competently shot and edited and think "Wow, I watch so much more shit than you guys."<br /><br />For Your Consideration I give you:<br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0349349/" >Die You Zombie Bastards</a><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437363/" >Saint Francis</a><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167059/" >The Book of Life</a><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1198333/" >Autumn</a><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0824772/" >She-Demons of the Black Sun</a><br /><br />Try watching any of these all the way through.  I think you'll probably re-evaluate what makes a terrible film.<br />And these are the problems with Lovefilm, sometimes something sounds interesting, or you add shit while drunk, and then you get to try watching it.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2011-11-21T00:28:37-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Lazarus99</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=3143</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Bloody Pompoms. About yes, killer cheerleading pompoms...try to get through more than half...
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			<![CDATA[Bloody Pompoms. About yes, killer cheerleading pompoms...try to get through more than half...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-27T11:02:10-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>apefist</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6596</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Any of Romero's followups to DAWN of the DEAD. All of them sucked.
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			<![CDATA[Any of Romero's followups to DAWN of the DEAD. All of them sucked.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-27T13:46:07-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>johnjones</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1052</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Underworld 4: Return of the Beckinsale Butt
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			<![CDATA[Underworld 4: Return of the Beckinsale Butt]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=322712#Comment_322712</id>
		<published>2012-01-27T14:12:43-08:00</published>
		<updated>2012-01-27T14:12:55-08:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@johnjones - the first two Underworld movies are awful. I never paid to see them in the theater, but I watched them on cable when they were on. I don't feel good about that. I will acknowledge that ...
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			<![CDATA[@johnjones - the first two Underworld movies are awful. I never paid to see them in the theater, but I watched them on cable when they were on. I don't feel good about that. I will acknowledge that I'm powerless to the Beckinsale butt.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=322714#Comment_322714</id>
		<published>2012-01-27T14:30:12-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>a ethic whelp</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10612</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Can't find a clip but I give you THE AMBULANCE. The two things that I remember; Stan Lee was in it. And the unforgettable line &quot;I'm sorry I just love the feel of human skin through a surgical ...
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			<![CDATA[Can't find a clip but I give you THE AMBULANCE. The two things that I remember; Stan Lee was in it. And the unforgettable line &quot;I'm sorry I just love the feel of human skin through a surgical glove.&quot;.<br />The only movie I still wish I had walked out of the cinema; armageddon.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=322717#Comment_322717</id>
		<published>2012-01-27T14:55:19-08:00</published>
		<updated>2012-01-27T14:55:53-08:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>johnjones</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1052</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@ William Joseph Dunn

I'm wondering if they'll finally include the Butt-cam extra for the U$ DVD.  You know, the one where you can see all the scenes Beckinsale's character is in shot as 3-D ...
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			<![CDATA[@ William Joseph Dunn<br /><br />I'm wondering if they'll finally include the Butt-cam extra for the U$ DVD.  You know, the one where you can see all the scenes Beckinsale's character is in shot as 3-D close-ups of her black leather-clad ass.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=322722#Comment_322722</id>
		<published>2012-01-27T15:37:26-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I don't care what you guys think. That butt is worth it.  I saw the first two in the theater and boycotted the third because of its less-than-stellar ass. You don't watch those movies for plot, ...
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			<![CDATA[I don't care what you guys think. That butt is worth it.  I saw the first two in the theater and boycotted the third because of its less-than-stellar ass. You don't watch those movies for plot, acting or special effects, unless they're Beckinsale-ass related. <br /><br />I don't even watch porn, but I can't take my eyes off that ass.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-27T16:15:49-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@goverment spy - I'm not disagreeing with you. I just thought I was above watching bad movies for such pervey reasons. 

I guess I'm not. 


I'm weak...


...sorry...




...don't judge ...
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			<![CDATA[@goverment spy - I'm not disagreeing with you. I just thought I was above watching bad movies for such pervey reasons. <br /><br />I guess I'm not. <br /><br /><br />I'm weak...<br /><br /><br />...sorry...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...don't judge damn you...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-27T16:24:44-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RenThing</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@William Joseph Dunn

I paid full admission to go see Max Payne and it wasn't even because there was a nice ass in that movie. I have no right to judge anyone for the movies they watch. Unless it's ...
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			<![CDATA[@William Joseph Dunn<br /><br />I paid full admission to go see Max Payne and it wasn't even because there was a nice ass in that movie. I have no right to judge anyone for the movies they watch. Unless it's Twilight, because god damn.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-27T16:28:12-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>tedcroland</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2106</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Samurai Cop


		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Samurai Cop<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-27T23:35:34-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Brendan McGinley</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=93</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			...I couldn't finish Suspira. It was ridiculous.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[...I couldn't finish <em >Suspira</em>. It was ridiculous.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-28T04:42:48-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>kahavi</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2713</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'm of two minds about Gaspar Noé's Enter the Void. From a technical perspective, it is a very well executed and visually challenging. However, the cutting triggered my migraine, and I really, ...
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			<![CDATA[I'm of two minds about Gaspar Noé's <em >Enter the Void</em>. From a technical perspective, it is a very well executed and visually challenging. However, the cutting triggered my migraine, and I really, really hate Paz de la Huerta. As an actress, she's vastly overrated and useless. Argh. So the whole movie experience ended up being vomit-inducing and grating on my nerves. So from that perspective, it's a horrible, not-good, awful movie. Technically brilliant, but still awful.]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-28T05:41:26-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RobSpalding</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=647</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Enter the Void was pretty, but after watching it for 2 hours it turned out only half an hour had gone by.
So I turned it off.
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			<![CDATA[Enter the Void was pretty, but after watching it for 2 hours it turned out only half an hour had gone by.<br />So I turned it off.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-28T08:08:59-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>andycon</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10109</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			madness
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[madness]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-28T08:20:34-08:00</published>
		<updated>2012-01-29T06:42:25-08:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			There is a whole plethora of cringe-stink movies that make me ashamed to live in England.Some of the later Carry On films robbed my soul of something precious and their influence can be felt to this ...
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			<![CDATA[There is a whole plethora of cringe-stink movies that make me ashamed to live in England.Some of the later Carry On films robbed my soul of something precious and their influence can be felt to this day.I would try to explain but i don't like to think of it...<br /><br />Not the worst films made but i forced myself to watch DAREDEVIL(ok,i hated it)the other night and THE INCREDIBLE HULK is now on the box.It may be just me but i find Stan Lee doing his Alfred Hitchcock thing just a little irritating.Nothing major.Just a tad irksome.<br /><br />'nuff said.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=322804#Comment_322804</id>
		<published>2012-01-28T20:05:52-08:00</published>
		<updated>2012-01-29T06:47:01-08:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@apefist:Night of the Living Dead.One of my fav' films.I bought the 30th Anniversary Edition which included 15 minutes of new footage;15 minutes of,in my opinion,awful new crap which spoilt ...
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			<![CDATA[@apefist:Night of the Living Dead.One of my fav' films.I bought the 30th Anniversary Edition which included 15 minutes of new footage;15 minutes of,in my opinion,awful new crap which spoilt it.<br /><br />When i got a copy of Survival of the Dead i had to turn it off halfway.Seeing a female zombie riding around on a horse;Is that what things have come to?It's depiction of the Irish...sigh.I did get round to watching it all eventually and was sorely disappointed.<br /><br />Anyway,this thread is about WORST!FILM!EVER!It's a tricky subject as i have a tendency to enjoy some real low-budget,badly made,edited by a chimp,tasteless stuff...<br /><br />To be honest it's all the multiplex,blockbuster films which get to me now.You'd think that,being a sci-fi/horror fan,i would be up for seeing all the 3D,CGI-ridden stuff that seems to be out there but i'm not.I went to see a few 3D films in the eighties and they where bad.Really bad.<br /><br />I confess:i've not been to see one of the new batch of 3D films over the past few years and i've no real desire to.Am i just being a old,cynical bastard with a mistrust of change?If children enjoy them then i suppose that's good for them.Saying that,though,lots of 3D films are marketed for adults.<br /><br />CGI:When i was about 5 my mom took me to see 2001 and,even at that age,i loved it.To this day i still find the miniature models beautiful.I watched Moon again recently and i find the SFX in it more satisfying than a thousand viewings of Avatar.<br /><br />I will end this rant on a few words:THE SPIRIT.THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST.CONSTANTINE.What a lovely triple-bill that would be for me...]]>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-01-29T10:13:18-08:00</published>
		<updated>2012-01-29T10:14:45-08:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			&quot;Enter the Void was pretty, but after watching it for 2 hours it turned out only half an hour had gone by.
So I turned it off. &quot;


HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! It's kind of true. I watched all ...
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			<![CDATA[<em >"Enter the Void was pretty, but after watching it for 2 hours it turned out only half an hour had gone by.<br />So I turned it off. "<br /></em><br /><br />HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! It's kind of true. I watched all of it. I guess I liked it a little more than you did.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=322847#Comment_322847</id>
		<published>2012-01-29T14:25:47-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Ryan S Thomason</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5360</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			My worst film of the last year has to be Wes Craven's My Soul to Take. It took me SIX AND A HALF MINUTES to become gratuitously fed up with the idiocy on show...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[My worst film of the last year has to be Wes Craven's My Soul to Take. It took me SIX AND A HALF MINUTES to become gratuitously fed up with the idiocy on show...]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323535#Comment_323535</id>
		<published>2012-02-07T03:03:01-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Gordon</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10275</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Twilight

Now, I want to quickly stress that the only reason I inflicted this upon myself is because I was watching the Rifftrax version (piss-take commentaries from the Mystery Science Theatre ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Twilight<br /><br />Now, I want to quickly stress that the only reason I inflicted this upon myself is because I was watching the Rifftrax version (piss-take commentaries from the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 team). Even with that buffer it was still a mind-raping experience. THIS pile of shit is one of the biggest franchises in the world today?! Everything about it is awful, from the acting (she acts fidgety for the whole film, he puts on one expression and resolutely keeps it until the end credits) and directing to the (lack of) plot and dialogue. Everything is as bad as it can possibly be while at no point becoming so bad it's funny. Well, maybe the bit where the cold, dead paedo (which is what that vampire guy is when you get right down to it) puts the dour-faced fidgeter on his back and 'super sprints' like the Roadrunner.<br /><br />And sparkly vampires?! Fuck. Off.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323563#Comment_323563" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323563#Comment_323563</id>
		<published>2012-02-07T10:12:43-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Just saw Freejack again. Haven't seen it since I made my Dad take me to see it in the theater. I hated Mick Jagger for a long time, and was hoping since he was a 'bad guy' in the movie I could watch ...
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Just saw Freejack again. Haven't seen it since I made my Dad take me to see it in the theater. I hated Mick Jagger for a long time, and was hoping since he was a 'bad guy' in the movie I could watch him die. I was disappointed on several levels.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323565#Comment_323565</id>
		<published>2012-02-07T10:42:06-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>emonster</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8075</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I'm with tedcrowland, Samurai Cop is one of the worst films ever. I loved it. 
You just laugh from start to finish at all the horrible elements. Seriously, this film is so bad, yet so watchable. 
I ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I'm with tedcrowland, <a href="http://lioncorn.posterous.com/samurai-cop" >Samurai Cop</a> is one of the worst films ever. I loved it. <br />You just laugh from start to finish at all the horrible elements. Seriously, this film is so bad, yet so watchable. <br />I think the greatest crime a film can commit is to be boring. Samurai Cop is not boring. It is just horrible.<br /><br />I had completely forgot about the existence of Freejack. What a piece of crap. I saw it in the theater as well.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323640#Comment_323640" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323640#Comment_323640</id>
		<published>2012-02-08T03:30:54-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			&quot;Enter the Void was pretty, but after watching it for 2 hours it turned out only half an hour had gone by.
So I turned it off. &quot;

The only film I've felt that about was The New World.  ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA["Enter the Void was pretty, but after watching it for 2 hours it turned out only half an hour had gone by.<br />So I turned it off. "<br /><br />The only film I've felt that about was The New World.  What complete wankery.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323723#Comment_323723" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323723#Comment_323723</id>
		<published>2012-02-08T16:26:26-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Exploder</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=488</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Somewhat hilariously, the US release of Enter the Void was missing the seventh reel and there's absolutely no change.  You can pull a random entire reel from that thing and just not notice.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Somewhat hilariously, the US release of Enter the Void was missing the seventh reel and there's absolutely no change.  You can pull a random entire reel from that thing and just not notice.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323815#Comment_323815" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323815#Comment_323815</id>
		<published>2012-02-09T12:12:28-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>fod_xp</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6499</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Title: Sanctum

Reasons (and there are LOTS): It was discount day at the local theatre when I went to see a movie. The only two movies I had any interest in seeing, yet had fuckall knowledge about, ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Title: Sanctum<br /><br />Reasons (and there are LOTS): It was discount day at the local theatre when I went to see a movie. The only two movies I had any interest in seeing, yet had fuckall knowledge about, were The King's Speech and Sanctum. Usually I go to theatres for loud action/Sci-fi movies just because it seems weird to me to watch a drama or comedy on the big screen. Something doesn't quite click, and trust me I have tried. So, guess which one I picked. *puts on dunce cap that says DUMBASS* I decided to watch Sanctum because it was an underwater movie and had James Cameron's name attached to it. I paid my $5 and went in. The theatre was packed, another headache, and the Movie began. IT WAS TWO FUCKING HOURS OF PURE MISOGYNISTIC CRAP!!! Within the first 10 FUCKING MINUTES the Australian woman drowned to death and the common theme of the movie was follow the old experienced cave diving pro, which ended up with everyone dying, including himself, except his punk bitch of a son. <br /><br />There characterization was schizophrenic, the caves looked like a Star Trek: OST build set, the CG was decades behind current standards and looked worse than Season 1 of Babylon 5, James Cameron only attached his name to the project because of a single 3D helicopter scene that was so cringe worthy to watch because it was blatantly fake and gave the middle finger to helicopter physics. Ioan Guffield was in it and at one point he flashed a light into his fiance's face while she was precariously hanging from an unstable line in a flooding section of the giant ass hole they were in, and that caused her hair to get caught in the rigging. Everyone kept telling to her NOT cut her hair with her knife, but for an entire 8 minutes she was caught in the rigging, which was tearing her scalp off, and the other three just stood there yelling at her to not do any thing. So she pulled the knife out, either because she had had enough of their shit and was going to prove them wrong....or she was going to prove them right and die. The latter happened and you get to see her dead bloated corpse 10 minutes later. There were three women in the movie and each of them died horribly and were constantly being berated and condescended to by this "Elite Cave Diver" that ended up getting everyone killed, except his son, who hated him, until they had a random scene where they were climbing a chasm to get out and the dad started quoting the Xanadu poem. Again, all of this might have worked with a better script that didn't call for the character to say one thing, do the complete opposite, then flip the reverse two minutes later. It was shit, and it became an utter chore to watch and by halfway through I wanted to leave, but didn't. Which meant by theatre policy I couldn't ask for a refund.<br /><br />FUCK. THAT. MOVIE.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323816#Comment_323816" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323816#Comment_323816</id>
		<published>2012-02-09T12:26:35-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Mercer Finn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5496</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Finagle

The New World worked for me, actually. I think the reason was that I could believe the characters were actually thinking the voiceovers we were overhearing, while in The Thin Red Line ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Finagle<br /><br /><em >The New World</em> worked for me, actually. I think the reason was that I could believe the characters were actually thinking the voiceovers we were overhearing, while in <em >The Thin Red Line</em> that was a huge problem for me. I'm sorry, but soldiers are not hippies. Soldiers HATE hippies.<br /><br />Had no desire to see <em >The Tree Of Life</em>, tho rather like one apocryphal story I heard abt it: at one screening there was a problem with the digital projection so that a scene was put on loop -- being a Terrence Malick film, no one noticed.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323820#Comment_323820</id>
		<published>2012-02-09T13:05:50-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I thought Tree of Life was worth watching. I can't say I enjoyed it (like most Malick films), but as a person who works in film, I got something out of watching it.  I think of Malick films as ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I thought <em >Tree of Life </em>was worth watching. I can't say I enjoyed it (like most Malick films), but as a person who works in film, I got something out of watching it.  I think of Malick films as broccoli. You might not enjoy them necessarily, but you're better for consuming them.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323826#Comment_323826" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323826#Comment_323826</id>
		<published>2012-02-09T14:05:18-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>government spy</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6088</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Hey I really like broccoli.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Hey I really like broccoli.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323830#Comment_323830" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=323830#Comment_323830</id>
		<published>2012-02-09T14:38:17-08:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I do too, but you know what I mean...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[I do too, but you know what I mean...]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335289#Comment_335289" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335289#Comment_335289</id>
		<published>2012-06-28T06:30:51-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Foamhead</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8779</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUTtt14G31c&feature=player_embedded#!" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335308#Comment_335308" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335308#Comment_335308</id>
		<published>2012-06-28T09:45:04-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Argos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7792</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Avatar made me hate papyrus font.  Really? You can create a new language but you use the same damn font that every acupuncturist uses?  HAVE SOME TASTE.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Avatar made me hate papyrus font.  Really? You can create a new language but you use the same damn font that every acupuncturist uses?  HAVE SOME TASTE.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335314#Comment_335314" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335314#Comment_335314</id>
		<published>2012-06-28T10:39:17-07:00</published>
		<updated>2012-06-28T10:51:13-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>William Joseph Dunn</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2798</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			wait, you mean you liked that font before Avatar? I can forgive the fact that they didn't spend money to come up with a new font if they just spent a few bucks on a script...although that might be ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[wait, you mean you liked that font before Avatar? I can forgive the fact that they didn't spend money to come up with a new font if they just spent a few bucks on a script...although that might be <em >exactly</em> the amount they spent on that script.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335383#Comment_335383" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335383#Comment_335383</id>
		<published>2012-06-29T03:46:10-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			The script from /Avatar/ was really expensive to write, I'm sure, when it was /Dances with Wolves/.  They paid so much for it, they had to use it twice.
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[The script from /Avatar/ was really expensive to write, I'm sure, when it was /Dances with Wolves/.  They paid so much for it, they had to use it twice.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335384#Comment_335384" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335384#Comment_335384</id>
		<published>2012-06-29T03:51:43-07:00</published>
		<updated>2012-06-29T03:55:52-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Steve Toase</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10253</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			She by H Rider Haggard re-imagined as a post apocalyptic film
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_(1982_film)
Because the post apocalypse will be like this

		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[She by H Rider Haggard re-imagined as a post apocalyptic film<br /><a href="http://" >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_(1982_film)</a><br />Because the post apocalypse will be like this<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYD2WBfsCCI" ></a>]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335389#Comment_335389" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335389#Comment_335389</id>
		<published>2012-06-29T06:12:27-07:00</published>
		<updated>2012-06-29T06:12:54-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Recently, thanks to getting a Tivo box, I've been on a bit of a film-watching binge.  This, as you can imagine has been something of a hit-or-miss business.

A week or two ago I decided to put on a ...
		</summary>
		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[Recently, thanks to getting a Tivo box, I've been on a bit of a film-watching binge.  This, as you can imagine has been something of a hit-or-miss business.<br /><br />A week or two ago I decided to put on a low-budget horror film called 'Dread'.  It should have been called 'Dreadful'.  It's of that school of horror film making that demands a bunch of unlikable, charisma voided characters glare at each other for most of the running time <em >while nothing happens</em>.  The makers of this film manage to make the action, when it happens, just a boring as the rest of the film.  That action being humourless, dead-eyed torture porn – just what everyone in the world was crying out for, dull torture porn!<br /><br />Oh, wait, no they didn't.  They watched 'The Human Centipede' said fuck that jive and watched the original 'Halloween' instead.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335395#Comment_335395" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335395#Comment_335395</id>
		<published>2012-06-29T07:43:53-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>RobSpalding</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=647</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@Will Couper
Is Dread the CLive Barker adaptation about the students making a documentary on fear?  Because that was dull.
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		<content type="html">
			<![CDATA[@Will Couper<br />Is Dread the CLive Barker adaptation about the students making a documentary on fear?  Because that was dull.]]>
		</content>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" href="http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335398#Comment_335398" type="application/xhtml+xml" hreflang="en"/>
		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335398#Comment_335398</id>
		<published>2012-06-29T08:03:28-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Argos</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=7792</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			@William Joseph Dunn - I didn't like papyrus before Avatar, but I didn't have the passionate hate I have for it now, either.  It was an overused font that I didn't really care much for, and then ...
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			<![CDATA[@William Joseph Dunn - I didn't like papyrus before Avatar, but I didn't have the passionate hate I have for it now, either.  It was an overused font that I didn't really care much for, and then Avatar came around and made me flip my lid over it.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335436#Comment_335436</id>
		<published>2012-06-29T20:20:54-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>flecky</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8949</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			I tried to watch something called Dark Heritage the other day, which was meant to be loosely based on a Lovecraft story. It had an age restriction of twelve on the box, so I wasn't expecting a ...
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			<![CDATA[I tried to watch something called Dark Heritage the other day, which was meant to be loosely based on a Lovecraft story. It had an age restriction of twelve on the box, so I wasn't expecting a splatter/ghoul/tentacle fest or anything. I think I groaned halfway through it, and then fell asleep.<br />I also attempted to sit through the last 2001 Maniacs flick, which had bits of the comic in it at the beginning. It seemed so badly made that I ended up turning it off.<br /><br />I just remembered London Kills Me, which was filmed around Notting Hill. I lived there at the time, and that had a cringe-worthy story. Depressing.<br /><br />I was an extra for a Paul McCartney video, but I'll save that for my nightmares. You can't see me in it, thank God!]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335440#Comment_335440</id>
		<published>2012-06-30T02:03:16-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Will Couper</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=190</uri>
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		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Yeah, RobSpalding, that was the very one.  Clive Barker was one of about half a dozen producers.


Will
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			<![CDATA[Yeah, RobSpalding, that was the very one.  Clive Barker was one of about half a dozen producers.<br /><br /><br />Will]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-07-01T07:01:00-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>brittanica</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2296</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			(I only seem to show up when someone's mentioned something I've seen... I'm not much of a movie-watcher. :( )
Oh, that 2001 Maniacs sequel was awful. I went into it w/ high hopes, despite the plot ...
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			<![CDATA[(I only seem to show up when someone's mentioned something I've seen... I'm not much of a movie-watcher. :( )<br />Oh, that <em >2001 Maniacs</em> sequel was awful. I went into it w/ high hopes, despite the plot (seriously? a parody of The Simple Life, that reality show w/ Paris Hilton? Many years after its relevance?), mainly 'cause I thought Bill Moseley and Nivek Orge did a good job in <em >Repo! The Genetic Opera</em> (which has its own major problems, but it's definitely not "worst movie ever" material).<br /><br />Ugh. <br /><br />It's kinda interesting how many of these terrible movies are horror movies. Not surprising, but interesting.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<id>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10077&amp;Focus=335520#Comment_335520</id>
		<published>2012-07-01T07:55:26-07:00</published>
		<updated>2012-07-01T07:56:10-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Finagle</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5254</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Far too early to say whether it has enough staying power to joint the ranks of Worst Movies, but /Lockout/ certainly wins the prize as the 21st century's most derivative movie to date.  Really only ...
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			<![CDATA[Far too early to say whether it has enough staying power to joint the ranks of Worst Movies, but /<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1592525/" >Lockout</a>/ certainly wins the prize as the 21st century's most <em >derivative </em>movie to date.  Really only worth watching because of all the much better movies you'll enjoy remembering as you watch it.  "Hey, remember that bit from /Star Wars/? Good times."  <br /><br />I turned it off in favor of reruns of /Law and Order:SVU/, which feature less predictable plot twists.]]>
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	<entry>
		<title>Worst. Movie. Ever.</title>
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		<published>2012-07-01T18:17:25-07:00</published>
		<updated>2013-05-26T01:26:47-07:00</updated>
		<author>
			<name>Kay Orchison</name>
			<uri>http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10078</uri>
		</author>
		<summary type="text" xml:lang="en">
			Beyond the Black Rainbow. It's a sort of melange of all the most boring, long-winded bits of incomprehensible 60s psychedelia and the most gratuitous, ludicrous bits of 1980s slasher movies. Agony. ...
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			<![CDATA[Beyond the Black Rainbow. It's a sort of melange of all the most boring, long-winded bits of incomprehensible 60s psychedelia and the most gratuitous, ludicrous bits of 1980s slasher movies. Agony. Wanky, tedious agony. 2 hours I'll never get back.]]>
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