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    I was actually in the congo with Hex and Ellis in 1912 and we'd all fallen in love with the same gorilla, shit got reaaally nasty,in a good way ...and then there was a storm, and a striptease,which Hex and I heaped praise upon, and then the gorilla got knocked up and we all claimed paternity.
    And I remember shedding a tear as I shot back one last glance at the jungle camp,on my way back to 'civilization' ,and there was Hex and Ellis,sharing a hammock,sleeping the sleep of the just.....
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      CommentAuthormister hex
    • CommentTimeAug 10th 2011
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    @jimmyjungle - you filthy liar. Ah, well, that's a better story than the one I had.

    Oh and that gorilla loved ME and ONLY ME.
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    So... did anyone ever REALLY doubt the Arse Eels were real? And that he COULD permanently traumatise you with them over the internet?
    • CommentAuthorZJVavrek
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2011
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    I had assumed they were just a figure of speech until some years ago when I saw a picture here in Whitechapel.
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      CommentAuthorNeila
    • CommentTimeAug 11th 2011
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    I assumed the arse eels were real, but I figured they were like the ones on River Monsters where they attacked and ate a sheep starting with the arse end. D:

    I hope Warren stops by Whitechapel on occasion in the future, so long as he keeps his arse eels at bay. D:

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