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  1.  (10121.1)
    Our Effervescent Spacedaddy is not dead. Long live our Effervescent Spacedaddy.


    I'm Si. Hello, hello. Lips not cheeks. No tongues.

    It falls to me to keep a beady eye on you lot - perhaps starting the occasional thread, perhaps leading the occasional round of Anthemic Belching, certainly stretching-forth my new-and-clumsily-understood moderatorhood to annihilate the occasional fucktarded conversation - in Warren's absence. But not straight away.

    In the not-too-distant future Avatar will be unrolling two new free-to-air webcomics to plug the gap left by Freakangels. In the run-up we'll probably make a few minor tweaks to the messageboard - little things mostly based on your suggestions. Nothing massive, that's the key. I think we'd all like to welcome in some new blood along with the new comics (right?), but it's even more important to me not to turf-out the regulars. You people make Whitechapel what it is. Which is, y'know. Great.

    I will never be this nice again. Bask.

    Anyway. That's all for the future. I'm going to be relatively hands-off for the next couple of days. Partly that's because I'm getting married in a fortnight and have too much to do every weekend to be wasting my time squeezing your collective hands with reassurances that there's still someone up top spotting icebergs... but mostly it's because Warren has been such - such - a massive part of this community, that it would be disrespectful at best and fucking horrendous at worst if I started sewing nametags onto the anus-morays right away.

    See him off in style, folks.

    Anyway. Hi. Here are my arms:

    "No sects please, we're British"
  2.  (10121.2)
    Hiya, Si. Thanks for hopping on, and keeping us going.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    Congrats on your upcoming nuptials.

    Just remember to strictly stipulate that the locator chip is not to be installed.

    I didn't and have rued it since.
      CommentAuthormister hex
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    Did you really buy us from Warren for thirty cents on the dollar? Or, y'know, whatever that is in Euros.

    Is that true or is that just a vicious rumour I've started up?

    In any case, welcome!
  3.  (10121.5)
    Hey, congrats on the marriage!
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    Welcome, boss!
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    So um... you come here often?

    • CommentAuthorZJVavrek
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    Basking, sir. (Congratulations!)
  4.  (10121.9)
    Welcome once again, Spurrierbot. May your reign be long, tumescent and overwhelmingly girthy.
  5.  (10121.10)
    Hello, Si. Congratulations on the marriage. And good luck watching over this place and keeping it in line, although I'm sure you'll do great.

    Poor bastard.
  6.  (10121.11)
    Welcomings. May your eels be long and arsey.
  7.  (10121.12)
    I wonder if it'll still be eels, what with sharks sneaking in -- as sharks do, especially if they're Ninja Sharks -- in a few threads.
    • CommentAuthorDC
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    Getting married and officially getting the comands of WC in the same month? You poor bastard indeed.
    jkn, congratulations sir and hi!
    • CommentAuthorsnafu
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    No tongues? NO TONGUES?! .......alright whatever. Welcome to Whitechapel.
    • CommentAuthorBerserker
    • CommentTimeAug 5th 2011
    Welcome aboard, sir.
  8.  (10121.16)
    Welcome. Don't worry we won't break the forum much while you're gone getting ready for your wedding. :)
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2011
    Welcome aboard, Si. Don't lose your cool with us. We're usually good decent not completely bad.
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2011
    Hello, sir.

    Please be gentle with me. I'm just out of a relationship with another man, and I'm tender.
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2011
    Ahoy there. Congrats on tying the knot and coming into control over this joint. Good to have you aboard.
    • CommentTimeAug 6th 2011
    Congrats on all counts, Si. Looking forward to seeing you spread your strange here, and I've no doubt that you'll be more Patrick Troughton, less Roger Moore.