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SCORES of disappointed rioters queued up this morning to return goods they had mistakenly looted from Games Workshop.
What the fuck is this when it's at home?
The crestfallen thieves had raided the store hoping for a PS3 or Nintendo bounty but arrived home to find they had stolen a box containing 300 unpainted Orcs and a board game called Beyond the Ultraforest of Kwang.
Martin Bishop, 19, said: "I am returning The Runering of Fangor.
"It includes two dice, each with about 40 sides and instructions on how to gain the trust of a 'cloud wizard'.
"And yet somehow I'm the fucking bad guy."
He added: "Nevertheless I am now immune to Dwarven magic, so it hasn't been a complete waste of time."
Meanwhile, historical kitsch outlet Past Times reported the return of a pair or resin bookends in the shape of the Egyptian cat-god Sekhmet and 254 teak statues of a fat, reclining Buddha.
