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      CommentAuthortedcroland
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2008 edited
     (1013.1)
    Fuck life. Seriously, fuck it.

    I am so damned articulate it scares me sometimes.

    Edit: Just heard from the TV in the other room some guy say "I take aspirin because I enjoy living." You know what aspirin guy? Fuck you. Die in a fucking electrical storm. You're putting off your time because you want to suck up more resources better used by the young and productive, you golfing geriatric piece of wallaby mucus. Hell, I'm young and productive and I don't think I even deserve those resources. I don't care if you're old, I have no respect for you. If I ever see you in person, I'm going to take the bat in the trunk of my car, and I'm going to break your knees. Both of them.

    You think you're better than me? You do. You know you do. Well one way or another, no matter how successful you are in your two minute fictional world, everyone you've ever known and loved will die. Many by my hand. Others from emotional trauma inflicted from aforementioned slaughter. I will beat you, and I will break you, and I will bury you underground. There is nothing that can stop me. I am become death, destroyer of you.

    And you will be the start. Next I will turn my malevolent forces against those that have wronged me before. After finishing with them, I will turn the Earth into a hell of pain and suffering that which has never been perceived by Gods or Men. From my tower of bone, atop my throne of skulls, I shall decree only sorrow and dismemberment. The worlds forces will have nothing to stop me from achieving my goal of global dominance, for the dark things I bring to me shall easily dissuade the use of the gun and the bomb to be replaced with swift and unending disemboweling evil.

    From my place of power, I shall sing the song the ends Man and devour all that has ever been.

    LO, I AM THE CONQUEROR WORM, AND I SEEK SATIATION.
    • CommentAuthorseldon
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2008
     (1013.2)
    and on some days it just rains.
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      CommentAuthortedcroland
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2008
     (1013.3)
    and on some days it just rains.


    FIRE.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2008
     (1013.4)
    If you do conqeror the world, could I have a country? :)
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      CommentAuthortedcroland
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2008
     (1013.5)
    Yes! But remember, there will be little left but infertile ground and mountains of dead.
    • CommentAuthormunin218
    • CommentTimeFeb 14th 2008
     (1013.6)
    i want a mountain of dead!

    as long as you keep those fuckers off my lawn.

    ;P
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      CommentAuthorroque
    • CommentTimeFeb 15th 2008
     (1013.7)
    now I need a shot of tequila.