Whitechapel - Great Throwaway Lines Sun, 26 May 2013 01:04:43 -0700 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 & Feed Publisher Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306093#Comment_306093 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306093#Comment_306093 Sat, 13 Aug 2011 12:57:16 -0700 Finagle
Heard just now on "Falling Skies":

"So you were in a gang...what sort? Bloods? Crips? ...Slytherin?"

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Yours? ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306097#Comment_306097 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306097#Comment_306097 Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:10:32 -0700 Oxbrow Casablanca including just about everything Captain Renault says:

Rick: I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back.
Captain Renault: Make it ten. I'm only a poor corrupt official. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306098#Comment_306098 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306098#Comment_306098 Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:32:08 -0700 DistractDelude Spin City for the first time in years and I completely forgot about the 'second' problem they had to damage control in the pilot. It is played as a throw-away line, but it dictates the entire remainder of the episode. Look away now if you want to hunt it down and enjoy the gag without it being spoiled:

The whole staff have just watched the Mayor give the correct "spontaneous" answers that James wrote for him in response to a sanitation worker strike on live TV. Everyone's breathing a sigh of relief and the camera starts to pan away from the TV when, in the background, you hear a reporter ask the Mayor if he'll be attending the Gay Pride rally on the weekend. His response...

"What, are you drunk?"

It blind-sided me and I actually woke my son up because I was laughing so hard. The follow up look on Michael J Fox' face then proceeded to almost kill me.
]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306274#Comment_306274 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306274#Comment_306274 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:22:17 -0700 BOODOFFSTAGE
The line you say after you realize someone has to be chosen to do an undesirable task.

"Who's on the shit list?" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306278#Comment_306278 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306278#Comment_306278 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:44:11 -0700 infomancer
"Well, we have rectal bleeding."

"What, all of you?" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306283#Comment_306283 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306283#Comment_306283 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:25:11 -0700 keyofsilence See all Malcolm Tucker quotes.

Malcolm: He’s making Paul Remington a Cabinet Minister. Remtard Remington. I mean the guy is an epic fuck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.

[on the phone to a colleague about how busy he is]
Malcolm: I've got more on my plate than a spinster at a wedding. That wasn't a reference to your daughter by the way, Andrew.
[later in the episode, on the phone again]
Malcolm: Doug Hayes is a massive abortion. Again, not a reference to your daughter.

Malcolm: Here he is! Cock like the Pink Panther's tail.
Doug Hayes: I'm afraid I turned it down, Malcolm.
Malcolm: Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That's what you are to me.

Malcolm: You hit the phones, right. I'll be with you in two shakes of a crying baby. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306286#Comment_306286 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306286#Comment_306286 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:19:01 -0700 Ian Mayor
I trust I need not name the source ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306287#Comment_306287 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306287#Comment_306287 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:21:39 -0700 RenThing Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306290#Comment_306290 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306290#Comment_306290 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:24:34 -0700 curb Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306292#Comment_306292 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306292#Comment_306292 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 12:34:19 -0700 Oxbrow Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306297#Comment_306297 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306297#Comment_306297 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 13:45:02 -0700 RobSpalding
"Chavo's repair shop. You break it, we don't give a fuck." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306299#Comment_306299 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306299#Comment_306299 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 13:48:05 -0700 eDave Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306308#Comment_306308 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306308#Comment_306308 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:46:26 -0700 KPatrickGlover Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306309#Comment_306309 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306309#Comment_306309 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:46:46 -0700 KPatrickGlover Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306314#Comment_306314 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306314#Comment_306314 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:45:13 -0700 ragingpacifist Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306316#Comment_306316 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306316#Comment_306316 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:04:29 -0700 taphead
]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306320#Comment_306320 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306320#Comment_306320 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:57:49 -0700 Finagle
"He can't eat, he doesn't sleep, he's coughing up blood..."
"...coughing up blood?"
"Well....not like he *used* to." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306326#Comment_306326 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306326#Comment_306326 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:19:49 -0700 Orpheus
Drawing a blank for many more... Unsure why this one sprung to mind... ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306332#Comment_306332 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306332#Comment_306332 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:47:59 -0700 Alan Tyson
"Paranoid? Maybe. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean an invisible demon isn't about to eat your face."

"Judas was satisfied with 4,970 dollars less."
"There weren't no dollars in them days."
"But sons-of-bitches? Yeah. " ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306345#Comment_306345 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306345#Comment_306345 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 21:59:36 -0700 scs Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306347#Comment_306347 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306347#Comment_306347 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 22:08:52 -0700 sebfowler
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

@keyofsilence - Couldn't agree more, though some of Malcolm Tucker's best lines don't even appear on that page. Everyone should watch The Thick of It. EVERYONE. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306349#Comment_306349 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306349#Comment_306349 Mon, 15 Aug 2011 22:15:51 -0700 Internaut Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306406#Comment_306406 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306406#Comment_306406 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 09:35:26 -0700 BOODOFFSTAGE
Im gonna use it whenever someone bitches about reading subtitles.

Im going from memory so its not exact

"A reader lives a thousand lifetimes, a non-reader only lives one." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306437#Comment_306437 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306437#Comment_306437 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:10:42 -0700 Beamish
I'm not sure where it came from or if I made it up. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306458#Comment_306458 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306458#Comment_306458 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 17:15:14 -0700 mister hex "If I get stupid, I'll call you. Stay by the phone."

And others. I LIKE this thread! ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306490#Comment_306490 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306490#Comment_306490 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 01:25:38 -0700 DistractDelude
Charlie: They'll find us. They have satellites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.
Sayid: If only we were all wearing license plates.

Hurley: Whoever named this place Dark Territory: Genius!

Charlie: [holds Kate's shirt that she removed while running from bees] Someone left this.
Kate: It was um... it was full of bees.
Charlie: I would have thought C's, actually.
Charlie: [gets cold look from Kate] Sorry.

Charlie: How am I doing with week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?
Jack: I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306491#Comment_306491 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306491#Comment_306491 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 01:37:43 -0700 CuppaJoe
"my arse is no tea party" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306493#Comment_306493 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306493#Comment_306493 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 02:18:02 -0700 razrangel
Gomez: [helping Morticia out from straps on a table] Leather straps, red-hot pokers!
Morticia: Later, my dearest. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306496#Comment_306496 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306496#Comment_306496 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 02:51:23 -0700 teasmaid Withnail & I, most quotable film of all time I reckon. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306497#Comment_306497 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306497#Comment_306497 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 03:02:25 -0700 Horrible Warning Si
Martin: Well - you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
Debi: "It"? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
Martin: I respect its privacy. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306508#Comment_306508 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306508#Comment_306508 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 06:40:46 -0700 government spy
"Has anyone seen my bigger knife?" Gary Cole

"Fuck Jeff Goldbloom, man." James Franco

"I seen't you break somebody's jawbone off! I SEEN'T it!" Craig Robinson ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306509#Comment_306509 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306509#Comment_306509 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 06:59:34 -0700 Paul Sizer
"I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!"
Always ends an argument. Or stupidity.
Plenty more from that film as well... ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306510#Comment_306510 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306510#Comment_306510 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 07:20:25 -0700 government spy Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306517#Comment_306517 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306517#Comment_306517 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 09:02:46 -0700 Chris Blakeley
My girlfriend and I use this line far too often when playing board games.

Now, for the ultimate throw-away line, I've got to go with Eddie Izzard who, in the middle of one routine or another punctuated a bit of utter insanity with a calmly stated "Like you do."

Which I now use all the god damned time. Like you do. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306518#Comment_306518 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306518#Comment_306518 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 09:11:01 -0700 RenThing Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306524#Comment_306524 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306524#Comment_306524 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:17:56 -0700 William Joseph Dunn Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306525#Comment_306525 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306525#Comment_306525 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:19:49 -0700 RenThing
"Flames! Flames on the side of my face!"

"I thought they called men like you a 'fruit?'" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306542#Comment_306542 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306542#Comment_306542 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 11:39:31 -0700 BOODOFFSTAGE
"i'm going to activate your dental plan" Better off Dead.

Oh, Willi Wonka( the Gene wilder one not Johnny Depp) has some great throwaway lines.

"A little nonsense, now and then, is cherished by the wisest men"
"You should never doubt what no one is sure about”

“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams” ALthough, I have a feeling that most of these qoutes are from some poem or other. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306545#Comment_306545 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306545#Comment_306545 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:16:35 -0700 Oxbrow Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306548#Comment_306548 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306548#Comment_306548 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:05:12 -0700 KPatrickGlover Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306553#Comment_306553 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306553#Comment_306553 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 13:18:46 -0700 Neil Ofsteel
Basket Case 3: I see you brought your lettuce.

Ghostbusters 2: Oh, but I woo. (all Yanosh lines are quoteable)

Brain Candy: This urine is Great!

Boogie Nights: My wife is down in the driveway with an ass in her cock!

Friday the 13th Part 4: You're neat! (instigates a sex scene) ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306562#Comment_306562 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306562#Comment_306562 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 15:43:08 -0700 BrianMowrey
If you can quote it without the preceding line, that's just a silly phrase or a catchphrase. Or maybe I am misunderstanding why this thread is different than the Portable Statements thread ("Portable Statements 2: Ones you got from movies edition").

The correct examples of what I consider blink-and-you-missed it are the Lost and Grosse Point Blank snippets. A muted punchline for just the viewers that were actually paying attention to the dialogue.

But it's still a punchline. It subverts timing by taking away the pause that tells viewers to listen, but doesn't void timing and context completely.

If we are including one-liners, then we are just talking about funny/absurd phrases. Those are often delivered flat, as in not yelled out with flashing text, but not because the writers are trying to challenge you.

I'm only doing the bathrobe-on-lawn thing in this thread because I really, really like muted punchlines. Though, haven't got one I can think of at the moment. Maybe I'll rewatch a couple Parks and Recreation episodes to stock up. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306565#Comment_306565 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306565#Comment_306565 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:04:12 -0700 Beamish
and when dealing with a man with a chest buster. via Space Balls.
"Get this man some water."
"Water my ass, get this man some Pepto Bismol" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306569#Comment_306569 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306569#Comment_306569 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:20:34 -0700 Alastair "I already did!" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306574#Comment_306574 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306574#Comment_306574 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:24:13 -0700 Orpheus Maitre d': May I have your hat, please?
Keith Frazier: No, you cannot! Get your own.

28 Days Later-
Selena: We have enough food.
Jim: Yeah, but we don't have any cheeseburgers. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306586#Comment_306586 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306586#Comment_306586 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:35:56 -0700 BrianMowrey Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306639#Comment_306639 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306639#Comment_306639 Thu, 18 Aug 2011 09:49:28 -0700 Finagle
(While on a plane experiencing severe turbulence and they might all die:)
Jack: (to Ben) "How can you *read*?"
Ben: (dryly) "My mother taught me." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306640#Comment_306640 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306640#Comment_306640 Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:05:19 -0700 RenThing
From earlier, re: Clue

Mrs. White: [after Mr. Green shoots Wadsworth] Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Wadsworth: You *were* jealous that your husband was schtupping Yvette. That's why you killed him, too!
Mrs. White: Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much...
[stammers]
Mrs. White: it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing... ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306663#Comment_306663 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306663#Comment_306663 Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:59:47 -0700 Peter Kelly
Joe Dick discusses with the camera, why his Bandmate Billy Talent works in LA....

"Billy just wants the models and limousines, and I'm happy with hookers and taxi cabs" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306674#Comment_306674 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306674#Comment_306674 Thu, 18 Aug 2011 15:43:58 -0700 D.J.
And since BrianMowrey reminded me of Parks & Rec (not at all an exact quote):
"Dinner parties combine two of my favourite things. Dinner and parties. It's like if you could have xbox pancakes." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306823#Comment_306823 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306823#Comment_306823 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:01:28 -0700 lampcommander Ace Ventura Pet Detective.

That's none of your damned business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.

I guess I also am a little blurry on what "counts" in this thread, but since this is not an exam to be graded by Whitechapelian schoolmarms, I'll just go ahead and say EVERY MARX BROTHERS MOVIE EVER.

Rufus: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306830#Comment_306830 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306830#Comment_306830 Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:49:44 -0700 razrangel
LESLIE: Ann, I think I'm going to kiss him.
ANN: Yay!
LESLIE: Not "yay!" You're supposed to talk me out of it!
ANN: Oh [totally deflated] Don't do it, Leslie. Think of your career.
LESLIE: [yelling rapidly into the phone] I don't care what you say, Ann, I'm going to make out with him! On his face!
ANN: Yay!

The last line is the throw away - Leslie doesn't even hear it, she's hanging up and charging over to her eventually-to-be-beau. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306910#Comment_306910 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306910#Comment_306910 Sat, 20 Aug 2011 08:01:22 -0700 mister hex
"We have a zero-tolerance policy for things like this that happen in front of eyewitnesses."
"There's no trick to it - it's just a simple trick!"
"The Do-What-You-Feel festival is today, whenever you feel like showing up. A welcome change from the Do-As-We-Say festival, started by German immigrants in 1946."

There's more. Many more. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306957#Comment_306957 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306957#Comment_306957 Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:50:51 -0700 Purple Wyrm
Lisa: Did you get Waiting to Exhale?
Homer: They put us on the Waiting to Exhale waiting list but they said don't hold your breath. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306984#Comment_306984 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306984#Comment_306984 Sun, 21 Aug 2011 04:25:17 -0700 Beamish
Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306990#Comment_306990 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=306990#Comment_306990 Sun, 21 Aug 2011 07:02:27 -0700 Finagle
Groucho: "And what do you do?"
Woman: "I'm a model."
Groucho: "A model? What do you model, clay?" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307180#Comment_307180 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307180#Comment_307180 Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:29:25 -0700 lucialima
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass!"

and adds

"And I'm all out of bubble gum!" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307260#Comment_307260 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307260#Comment_307260 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 10:54:49 -0700 rickiep00h Lost Highway:

"I'm sorry about that, Pete, but tailgating is one thing I cannot tolerate." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307305#Comment_307305 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307305#Comment_307305 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:26:05 -0700 mister hex
I use both on an almost daily basis. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307318#Comment_307318 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307318#Comment_307318 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 22:05:08 -0700 Greasemonkey Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307320#Comment_307320 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307320#Comment_307320 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 22:10:43 -0700 MagicSword! Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307817#Comment_307817 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307817#Comment_307817 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:15:55 -0700 BOODOFFSTAGE Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307870#Comment_307870 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307870#Comment_307870 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:57:54 -0700 taphead Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307872#Comment_307872 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307872#Comment_307872 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 02:26:43 -0700 Dextra Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307899#Comment_307899 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307899#Comment_307899 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 11:01:22 -0700 Greasemonkey Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307994#Comment_307994 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=307994#Comment_307994 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 06:28:27 -0700 BMTMTC

Dr. Gonzo: Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here, where's the elevator?
Raoul Duke: No, fuck! Don't go near the elevator man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308006#Comment_308006 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308006#Comment_308006 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:46:25 -0700 Alan Tyson Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308008#Comment_308008 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308008#Comment_308008 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 09:58:55 -0700 twentythoughts "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
"Oh please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
"What is your childhood trauma?!"
"Yes, yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come! Glory, glory! What do you think? Five point one?" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308011#Comment_308011 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308011#Comment_308011 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 10:47:55 -0700 dahveed
From The Critic, the best show staring Jon Lovitz ever. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308013#Comment_308013 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308013#Comment_308013 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:06:38 -0700 city creed In Bruges. Early on there is a nice little scene when he's trying to get into the clocktower. Counting out five euros in shrapnel for the jobsworth official behind the counter, he ends up being ten cents short.

Ken: "Will you take 4.90?"

"Entry is 5 euro."

Ken: "Come on, man,
it's only 10 cents."

"Entry is 5 euro."

[Ken produces a 50 euro note from his wallet and hands it over]
Ken: "Happy in your work?"

"Very happy."

There are so many great bits of dialogue in this movie but Gleeson's delivery on his last line here is delicious. Lovely little throwaway. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308014#Comment_308014 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308014#Comment_308014 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:25:41 -0700 RobSpalding
"They're shooting midgets!" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308017#Comment_308017 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308017#Comment_308017 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 11:36:58 -0700 government spy
At the end of the movie, the old man Carl, the kid Russel, and Doug the dog are spotting cars.

Carl: Red one
Russel: Blue one
Doug: Grey one

Made me laugh my ass off after I got the joke... ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308021#Comment_308021 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308021#Comment_308021 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:26:58 -0700 razrangel Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308023#Comment_308023 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308023#Comment_308023 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:33:28 -0700 BrianMowrey
And anyway

Watch out for snakes. MST3K pwns you, internet, it pwns you. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308027#Comment_308027 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308027#Comment_308027 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 12:56:45 -0700 lucialima
"It is I, LeClerc!" ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308090#Comment_308090 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=308090#Comment_308090 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 06:50:40 -0700 twentythoughts
Speaking of "Up", yeah, that movie rocks with those.
"Now, we're gonna walk to the falls quickly and quietly with no rap music or flashdancing."

The dogs especially.
"I like you temporarily!"
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."
"I am here with the bird, and then I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go."

Ooh, ooh, Zombieland. That one has one of my favorite lines ever.
"You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab." ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=325287#Comment_325287 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=325287#Comment_325287 Sat, 25 Feb 2012 07:20:11 -0800 eDave
Lightens the mood a little. ]]> Great Throwaway Lines http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=325422#Comment_325422 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10149&Focus=325422#Comment_325422 Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:15:48 -0800 Purple Wyrm Futurama

Bender walks casually into the room, months after his supposed death. Everyone's jaws drop
Fry: Bender! You're back from the dead!
Bender (dismissively): Yeah, I'm back from a lotta things...

I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard, but it does. ]]>