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    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeSep 1st 2011
    @Brian Mowrey- That landslide pic is truely horrendous..i can feel the carnage. People in the states etc. seem to get it full on from mother nature. The idiot in me would love a twister to hit long as only the filth of humanity are hit..
    • CommentTimeSep 2nd 2011
    Black Rhino horn stolen from Zoo, purportedly for sale on the black market.

    The robbery is the latest in a chain of similar attacks on collections and museums throughout Europe, with the demand for rhino horn on the black market high.

    I knew there was a market for this kind of thing, but breaking into museums for it almost borders on cartoonish ...
    • CommentAuthorEmperor
    • CommentTimeSep 2nd 2011
    Although what is really cartoonish is the earlier robbery in Tring, where they made off with a fake horn because there has been such an outbreak of horn thefts (not penis thefts) they'd swapped the original for a copy. Of course, as there is no known effect from real rhino horn then I suppose the fake one will work just as well (there is a lesson there), although it would have been more elegant if they'd used a compound with tackle-shrinking effects (like the ground-up bones of Mary Whitehouse).
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    I wonder if I could create a market for my finger and toenails? They seem to grow fast enough...
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    @Flecky: that garbage landslide is in the Philippines...

    Also: too much garbage in space too, because humanity's just that good at it!
    • CommentAuthorEmperor
    • CommentTimeSep 2nd 2011 edited
    Until now we knew "42" was the answer, we just didn't know what the question was:

    "Boy dies after masturbating 42 times":

    They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

    Same site has this headline: "Dramatic story of a young man who ate a gay man he met on Internet":

    I got into the tub to soften the flesh. I cut a thigh fillet, fried it with tomato and ate it, and I liked the taste.”

    Head of research Fyodor Bliudionov said, “His only motive was to try human flesh”.

    I like the idea of being "head of research". Q: What do you research? A: You know, stuff. Q: What are you qualified to make statements about? A: The bleeding obvious.
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    Also from the masturbating piece:

    In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

    Most redundant elaboration ever
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    "Boy dies after masturbating 42 times":


    Intrigued as to how the count was made though.
    • CommentAuthorEmperor
    • CommentTimeSep 2nd 2011
    They use a similar technique to dendrochronology.
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    lightweight indeed. you should see the size of my forearms!
    • CommentTimeSep 2nd 2011 edited
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeSep 2nd 2011
    Some most weird strange shit going on right about now..

    I wonder how the wanking kid actually did die..did he forget to keep drinking fluids to replenish his balls?

    Did his brain explode as he frantically pumped his flacid stump in yet another session of despairing naughty thought?

    At least the dirty fucker went out in sick style.Good on him! well done lad!
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd 2011
    ^I can only imagine it looked something like this:

    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd 2011 edited
    Weird science shit....

    There is a planet so dark, it emits almost no light and Scientists don't know why...

    Orbiting only about three million miles out from its star, the Jupiter-size gas giant planet, dubbed TrES-2b, is heated to 1,800 degrees Fahrenheit (980 degrees Celsius). Yet the apparently inky world appears to reflect almost none of the starlight that shines on it, according to a new study.

    Edit - Have they finally found Apokolips??
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    It's the Goth Homeworld. Every day is Halloween.
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd 2011
    What would Chuck D say?
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    Or the Sisters of Mercy?
    • CommentTimeSep 3rd 2011 edited
    Professor is accused of being a biker-gang leader and drug dealer

    Stephen J. Kinzey, who teaches kinesiology at Cal State San Bernardino, is being sought by authorities after they raided his Highland home and arrested nine alleged accomplices in a methamphetamine ring.

    EDIT: Here's the dude's Twitter. "Sometimes the best of plans can be ruined by a cuddling cat" :D
    • CommentAuthorcardo
    • CommentTimeSep 5th 2011
    @Flecky - that Brazilian lad probably caught on fire...
    • CommentTimeSep 6th 2011 edited