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    I’m getting hitched on Saturday. Send money to the usual address.

    On Monday I’m sublimating on a honeymoon to dark and mysterious places, where you and your infectious loveliness can’t reach me. I understand my wife-to-be has bought a special datablind sun-cream to prevent me wi-fi-ing in. She’s good.

    I will be back in two weeks. Play nice.

    A few logistical things:

    1) Remake/Remodel. I’ll be setting up a special two-week challenge just before I leave. It’s a tough one, so don’t go shooting your loads early. Think it over.

    2) I’ll also initiate our first ever ASK WHITECHAPEL monthly thread before going. I look forward to seeing what you've done with it when I get back.

    3) I’ll miss out on two consecutive Fridays. If some enterprising person wants to set up new OPEN MIC threads on those days, go ahead. Venting is good.

    4) I was due to kickstart a mod-sanctioned AROUND THE NET thread on the 29th… but the current nonsticky one is still thriving down below so I think we’re fine without. I’ll just slot a new one into the monthly-thread system in early September.

    5) I’ll get the SPINNING YARNS monthly off the ground in early September too.

    6) There is no 6.

    Be good. Remember that auntie Ariana is always always watching, and the Urethral Attack Maggots are due to hatch sometime while I’m away. Just saying.
  2.  (10161.2)
    Congrats, Si. Have a good one.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.3)
    Mazel tov, chief!
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      CommentAuthorCameron C.
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.4)
    Have a good time, Si.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.5)
    Congrats, Si, and just remember: everyone gets nervous sometimes.

    Unless, of course, you're truly hardcore.
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.6)
    Congratulation sir, I am happy for the both of you.
  7.  (10161.7)
    Aw... Congratulations, and enjoy the time away from the universe. It'll be here when you get back. :)
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      CommentAuthorMikiM
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.8)
    **rips her clothes off and runs amok now that the authorities are exiting the vicinities**
  9.  (10161.9)
    CONGRATS!
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      CommentAuthorArtenshiur
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.10)
    Wait what is 6
    • CommentAuthorAkiramich
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.11)
    Congratulating on the nuptials. 10 million years oh happiness to everyone!
    • CommentAuthorBankara
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2011
     (10161.12)
    Sucker!!!! We run this shit now.

    But srsly, congrats and enjoy your two weeks away from the swamp of eely debauchery that undoubtedly await you on your return.

    (MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAA!)
  13.  (10161.13)
    But Si, what about our unborn child///....///?






    Oh, OK, I'm lying and I'm a man - 'grats Swarm Leader. Have a good 'un [marriage, honeymoon, all that jizz.]
  14.  (10161.14)
    congrats & have fun.
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      CommentAuthormister86
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2011
     (10161.15)
    Congratulations and best of luck to you.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2011
     (10161.16)
    Dear god. You're not writing your own vows, are you, Si? Those'd be something to behold. Either way, congrats and I hope you receive sufficient sedatives & anti-psychotics as wedding prezzies to see you both through to a glorious old age.

    (Warren's too busy word-wrangling to be dragged/tasered back here as honeymoon locum law-maker, right?)
  17.  (10161.17)
    <raises his glass>
    Health, happiness and all that vile hugsey wugsey stuff.
    Enjoy formally inducting the SheSpur to your clan
    and may MikiM never realize you've returned.
    Cheers!
    <downs it and starts screaming for more>
  18.  (10161.18)
    He's gone everyone! Let's wreck the place!
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      CommentAuthormoali
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2011
     (10161.19)
    Congratulations!
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeAug 19th 2011
     (10161.20)
    Hey guys, let's throw a whole bunch of huge parties while he's gone, then stop having parties when he comes back and then pretend like we never had any parties in the first place because that's not the kind of thing we do, honest.

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