Congratulations on your forthcoming nuptials Mr Spurrier, may they be both fun and frolicsome. I am certain the inmates here are more than capable of running the place for a while and very little will (still) be on fire when you return.
Why did you ruin your life Si? You can still get out while you can! Just tell her that you're going to the bathroom, then run away as fast as you can. Just like my dad!