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    I'm a fellow insomniac... leaves me knackered and forgetful in work.
    As Tyler Durden the antithesis, mine would probably have a wife and two kids by now whilst working his way up in management consultancy and boning his mistress on 'away' nights. As a projection of desires he'd probably be a crazed underground DJ / designer / infowhore who tells people exactly how he feels instead of hinting at it.
      CommentAuthorGreg SBB!
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2008
    My Tyler is happier.
    • CommentAuthorMyles
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2008
    My Tyler draws and paints everyday, travels often, tells women they're beautiful when he thinks so, probably has some kind of web-comic type thing going and hopefully lives off his art or a job he only works at intermittently in order to spend the rest of the time throwing parties and going to places he's never been before.
    In short, My Tyler lives each day as if he's using time, not wasting it.
    • CommentAuthorPooka
    • CommentTimeFeb 16th 2008
    my tyler would be a strong, fit artist who travels the world painting and drawing, smoking weed, drinking wine and eating good food.
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    I agree the book and movie are two different animals entirely. My tyler would be alot less polite, travel more with less luggage, write at all hours of the day n night, flirt unforgivably with ever pretty lady that walked by, sit on a beach in the shadow of a hand, love and be loved, fuck less polite he would be down right rude lol, and never ever worry.
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2008
    my tyler would...
    -have a fuck-ton of friends (that she actually talks to)
    -would have used her potential to get a degree in audio recording, instead of a fairly useless "technical certificate"
    -would be pretty damn good looking, but only because of her health
    -would not have let herself get pulled into relationships purely out of courtesy, and would have waited until she found someone she actually liked
    -would be a madwoman in the sack... is that getting too personal?
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2008
    my tyler knits faster than i do and does push-ups on the wood floor, her boobs are awesome and she's just the right weight for her bones.

    also, she is over the anger bit and is calm and has slightly better manners, though is still genuine and therefore off-putting.

    my tyler feeds her friends on a regular basis and doesn't change the subject when people are talking about something she doesn't understand.

    my tyler's passport is renewed and she's got a house-sitting gig in Madeira where they won't mind if she brings the kittens (because my tyler and I love our babies)

    the thing is, i'm a gemini - my tyler hangs out with me and isn't really good at being alone, so when i've got insomnia and sarah needs to sleep - that little bitch gets me into all kinds of stupid trouble (read: boys (read: stupid arrogant alcoholic fucktards)), because she is awesome, but so am i and i don't take kindly to playing second fiddle to an invisible personality.
    • CommentAuthorzenbullet
    • CommentTimeFeb 20th 2008
    We had a Knife Club.

    Grew up in a rough area, so most of us were not strangers to fights or getting attacked. And a couple of us had been in real knife fights, my younger brother had a knife pulled on him and he broke the kid's knees with his steel toed boots.

    Knife Club, to clarify, consisted of duct taped National Geographic Magazines and people simulating injuries.

    It was interesting and fun.

    My Tyler would quit smoking, and if I did it first, he would keep smoking. The rest, would just be me not lazy.

    Because I like myself really, just wish I accomplished more.

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