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      CommentAuthorMJSM
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2007
     (102.2)
    I never want to be anythinged by a pregnant sea lion, let alone shanked.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2007
     (102.3)
    After your metaphor with the hole in space, I will never look at black holes the same again.

    BLACK HOLES: The universe's way of tricking you to watch goatese.
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      CommentAuthorGypsy
    • CommentTimeDec 2nd 2007
     (102.4)
    ...oh, my stars...and garters...
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      CommentAuthorgwferguson
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2007
     (102.5)
    Wait...there aren't already "a vast array of monkeys wired up to the internet"?
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      CommentAuthorGypsy
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2007
     (102.6)
    gwferguson- so....how did you see through the disguise?
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      CommentAuthorgwferguson
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2007
     (102.7)
    ~Kim:

    How did I see though the disguise?

    I used to spend way too much time hanging out on the alt.* Usenet groups.
    • CommentAuthorsamishah
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2007
     (102.8)
    The first thing my wife says when I show her the article about the hole in space:

    "See...told you God was a woman. They just found her vagina."
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeDec 3rd 2007
     (102.9)
    "See...told you God was a woman. They just found her vagina."

    Big Space Fuck what now?
  2.  (102.10)
    "See...told you God was a woman. They just found her vagina."


    I imagine the Christian Right will push for a preemptive strike on the Cold Spot, declaring that it's being spacially indecent.

    That, and it proves the Bible wrong.
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      CommentAuthorSJD
    • CommentTimeDec 4th 2007
     (102.11)
    I think the universe is a pop-star past her prime not wearing panties and flashing us as she gets out of the car.

    But I may only think this because I need rest and sleep and to stop sniffing glue.