I check out craigslist from time to time, to see if there is any freelance work I can do after hours. Found this posting instead.... (almost want to apply)
Looking for a new lunch-friend. Preferably female as we are a group of three -- 2 males and one female. We are looking to replace our current 4th wheel as she has shown her loyalty to other people. We feel this course of action would be best for all parties involved. We'd like to execute in a swift yet stern manner to set an example going forward.
Requirements: * Valid driver's license * Volleyball skillset must be above average (High School Captain or higher an asset) * Full-Time Employment in the Derry / Financial Drive area * General pop culture knowledge with a focus on the 20s -- 30s age category * Flexibility to eat different cuisines in a must (such as pizza, subs, soups, pitas -- the extreme kind, chips and other not-so-healthy snacks) * Sports knowledge a bonus (you're pretty much hired if you're a Dallas Cowboys fan).
If interested, please email your resume to set up a phone interview. We apologize in advance if we do not reply to your message, due to the extremely high volume of people that want to be our friend, only those candidates who are selected for an interview will be contacted. We thank you for your interest and will keep your details on file for 6 months.
Why do I love playing with simultaneous loops of different length? Because of the way patterns and combinations emerge. This here's a lovely visual demonstration of the concept.