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    Aunt May and Petey P.

    You know what to do.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2011 edited
    "I'd hit that. I'd hit that nine times."
    • CommentAuthorSantos
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2011
    "Why do I have a boner right now?"
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    "Getting a giant Aunt May head replica for my bedroom was the best idea ever!"
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2011
    I need to cherish these really creepy moments. One day I'll fight my clone and will need these memories.,
      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2011
    "Closer, Peter. That's a good boy. Closerrrrr..."
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    "Don't grab her boob, don't grab her boob, don't grab her boob, don't grab her boob. Why do I always have to remind myself of this?"
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    Oh Aunt May. I've been drowning pregnant women all day for your birthday present, and you already fell asleep!
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    "Pervert sense tingling..."
    • CommentTimeSep 27th 2011
    "Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"
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    She's not breathing she's not breathing she's not.... damn!
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    Royco Cup-a-Soooooooop!!
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011
    "I hope Ms. Eastwood doesn't regret her sex-change when she wakes up..."
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011 edited
    "Mo cuishle means my darling. My blood."
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    I'm trying to work out how to express the 'Jaws' music so that it fits into a thought ballon.
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011
    Denim conceals all. Hmmmmmmm.
      CommentAuthorPeter Kelly
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011 edited
    ...comes the Spiderman! Is he strong? lives in mud!
    Or is the lyric "listen bud"?
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011
    "I wonder what the Doctor's next regeneration will look like?"
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011
    Man... yoda is cute.
    • CommentAuthorcardo
    • CommentTimeSep 28th 2011
    '' ok, my face is nearly better - let's see how long I last when I jump on this time!''