How about ...it's 3AM there is a club opposite my civil dwellings is located a club called 'minibox' . It is only open from 12AM till 5AM and its very popular. It plays such hits as that 'hip-hop' number you care to know , repeatedly. why ? and more importantly , what for?
is the utter shite fashion people seem to be going for e.g Posers wearing Van's skateboard shoes when they don't even know what a kick flip is..a fucking kerb grind...a 360* nose grab aerial...i say this out of resentment as i was a semi pro ok skater who is now crippled! Bastards...
Sensible answer: I'm guessing that anyone who is clubbing at 3am is probably too drunk to be all that discerning about what music is being played. DJ is probably thinking "only 2 hours till happy sleep times" and being lazy about music choices. I've heard similar complaints from a co-worker who lived near a bar (but more of the "augh loud smoking drunks I'm trying to sleep this is so wrong". This gives me yet another reason to avoid living near a club/bar/etc if at all possible. And I'll repeat my rather obvious advice that earplugs are really a lovely concept in noisy times. Or other noise canceling items.
Sympathetic answer: Because they're wankers that need a boot up their arse. And that a sniper tranq gun would be such a lovely thing to have, if it existed. Well, except for the angry club owners knocking down your door (or suing you, whichever type they might be). Ah well, lovely fantasy anyway.
Sympathetic answer 2: I actually have no clue too. Clues, generally not had all that often.
Edit for herp derp. Also, if this comes off as crazy mad lady, I'm blaming it on it being past 2am etc.
...out of the bath once i've fallen asleep after a busy week, resulting in being woken some time later in a bath full of cold water by agonising cramps. Bah!
I don't get it all, either. Really, who could handle it all? But I get enough of it on a weekly basis to keep me satisfied. |)
@flecky: At least posers make a certain sort of sense; they're trying to look like someone cool. What I seriously don't get are guys who walk around with their pants falling down, like Steve Martin playing a poor black sharecropper's son. To other guys it says "punch me; I can't chase you", and to girls it screams "I need a mommy to dress me".