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    • CommentAuthorSteadyUP
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2011 edited
     (10291.41)
    Heh.

    I feel the same way - the last time I even tried was a school assignment where we could only use cut-out magazine words. That was...twelve? Thirteen years ago?
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    ##

    a small child
    helpless
    beautiful face
    eyes flashing
    a beautiful witch in excellent shape
    gentle smiles
    infuriating
    "You follow me miss home, miss you follow you home, son follow me souvenir, a souvenir of your child to do a wife, you do not follow the same lady?”
    blushing
    a little face
    her beauty
    under her skirt
    how big
    a moment to squeeze, pinch the end
    very talented
    it seems very tight
    head over heels
    people will have a weakness
    face to face
    sudden shame becomes increasingly small, and cried: "No, no!
    everything is listening
    souvenir child is more funny
    a head stuffed into the cracks between the blocks on the floor gone
    this is fate
    I'll have to wear a small child
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    ##


    And I think I'll stay away from this for a while.
  2.  (10291.43)
    I want to take that post to a poetry slam now (do they still have those?)

    Spam Slamming.

    Part of my reading will include a personal letter to me from a representative of a Prince of Nigeria.
    • CommentAuthorFrank
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.44)
    it's Skynet

    it's becoming self aware
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      CommentAuthorSteve
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.45)
    I haven't actually been here in a while, was linked to this thread from someone on G+. Fantastic!
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    The people there are many charming wife.
    He is also ambassador to soil with a handsome country nunnery: wear sudden shame becomes increasingly small, and cried: "No, no! I do not do people a wife, I want to follow the lady like a beautiful witch in excellent shape."

    Upon seeing their daughters are jokes, I'll have to wear a small child promised to do all the small daughter, I laughed and said: "WHORES! Cheap iphone 4 update on sale"
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.47)
    Shengxiao asked

    "Huh?"

    I laughed and said: "I remember a small child turned into a dozen herbs"

    Pass him a magic and watch the leaves

    A beautiful confident smile

    Added to the half-dead grass trees

    The same can not be found

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    • CommentAuthorSteadyUP
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.48)
    it's Skynet

    it's becoming self aware

    And it's got iPhones. Lots and lots of iPhones.
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    There a strange sort of almost coherence to it that renders the whole thing surprisingly readable.

    See small wear no Shengxiao asked: "How big a small child wear?"
    However, after the encounter leaves Siwang, then the soil will be the country better than the present.
    But she always believed that as long as people will have a weakness, there will be a corresponding value and watch the leaves Siwang words and deeds.
    "Huh?" I laughed and said: "I remember a small child as if the whole thing is the age of thirteen? You two little guys to the very right ..."
    Laner also started to give him help. They finished four hands a moment to squeeze, pinch the end count, about a thousand pieces.
    "It may be necessary to call the shots Chaner!" Laner know when the war less than their own, then got up to automatically hidden.
    Ye Haotian pushed infuriating, his face red lovers, looks like God is really red Zhenjun no different, stare at him and said: "I do not know or you just have to see the ruler it! Leader and pass him a magic, at least seven days to better refining and he was worried about you, let me come to see. "
    The man heard ruler in practice magic, face excited and said: "even more powerful as the ruler, and we also followed dipping. Zhenjun you please look into the inside."
    Ye Haotian said the same thing again, then enter the hall, in the middle of the armchair to sit down and Da Cici's asked: "palace, how? Have anything to report it to me, I go back and tell your ruler."
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      CommentAuthorSobreiro
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011 edited
     (10291.50)
    Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron + Spam

    Courtesy of Mr. Dan Clowes

    (not really)
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      CommentAuthorStoto
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.51)
    @Sobreiro Ha ha!
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    Mu-wan cicadas
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    He did not want to turn
    into purple quiet Zhenjun

    Zhang San-feng soon return
    all the way to meet a lot of that pile
    then add a little honey,
    then pour a small cup owner

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    furnace has been turned
    into a dozen herbs
    the teasing of the two small
    ton of bricks

    Taniguchi
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    You two little guys to the very right
    would then deploy some means
    and refining, so the name he gave

    immortality

    curse

    detoxification

    in addition to Dan.

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      CommentAuthorDextra
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.53)
    I'm doing it. I'm going to record the whole thing as spoken word later tonight. Someone needs to. I'll risk my sanity.
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    Don't do it, Dextra! You'll summon the deadites and next thing you know you'll be chainsawing off your possessed hand!
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      CommentAuthorDextra
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2011
     (10291.55)
    I fail to see the downside to this.
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      CommentAuthorAnoxia
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2011
     (10291.56)
    And this is why I love Whitechapel. Where else would turn spam into something amazing?

    <3
  7.  (10291.57)
    I bet this thread will break five pages. ESPECIALLY if Dextra records it--recording must contain either snaps and bongos or background music by Midnight Syndicate.
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      CommentAuthorSobreiro
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2011
     (10291.58)
    Watchmen + Spam
  8.  (10291.59)
    I love hate am amused by you, Sobriero.
  9.  (10291.60)
    <3 this thread, so damn much!