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    Dextra, how the fuck did you do that without collapsing into fits of giggles?
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2011
    I was a broadcast journalism major and I read the evening news at my campus NPR station. I had to get through a lot of stories that made me want to either laugh, scream or cry over without changing my tone. *shrug*
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    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2011
    /\ - What the.....?
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2011
    I have a funny joke
    I'll have to wear a small child
    turned into a dozen herbs yellow powder
    shaped into a red appearance.
    The teasing of the two small ton of bricks
    fans would not fall
    with a handsome country nunnery.
    This man is a very talented person,
    blushing a little, face to drill
    and we also followed dipping
    outside the valley where the human resource
    like a beautiful witch in excellent shape.
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    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2011
    God, this thread is amazing. To think I skimmed past it at first just thinking "shitty iPhone spam," and missed all this glory. Many much needed, long lasting laughs.
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    Beamish that was some tight iPhone update rap
    • CommentTimeOct 25th 2011
    @Dextra You are mega awesome.
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2011
    • CommentAuthorroadscum
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2011
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    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2011
    wow Dextra, that was good. I really like your voice. It'd be great for audio books, actually. Or documentaries.
    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2011
    I've been infected as well, finally.
    You two little guys to the very right
    will certainly concede defeat in under her skirt
    two small things to be awkward
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    everyone is standing there motionless
    This is fate, but force does not come
    even more powerful as the ruler
    Zhenjun, how come you are elderly
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    • CommentTimeOct 26th 2011
    Heh. Thanks guys. I've been thinking of making more videos of me being weird. I've got a couple of old ones on my YouTube channel, but I think new stuff couldn't hurt.
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeOct 31st 2011
    My god, what have I done?
    • CommentTimeNov 4th 2011
    @Oddcult: I dunno, but it smells like win.
    • CommentTimeNov 5th 2011
    red switch on the little face
    "Huh?" I laughed and said
    beautiful witch in excellent shape
    I laughed and said: "This is fate, but force does not come, all revel it!
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011 edited
    • CommentTimeNov 11th 2011
    I'm seriously thinking about reading some of these at the next slam poetry thing in town. I mean, these are written by a robot, so clearly this is superior poetry, correct?
    • CommentTimeNov 15th 2011 edited
    Would that make it a spam slam?

    I think it is a fine and beautiful idea that would make Burroughs's wrinkled face cry tears of joy at what God hath wrought.
    • CommentTimeNov 26th 2011 edited