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    Even tho I quit taking on new clients for Make-up all my old clients have dripped out of the wood work and started calling me. Also a failed event is still going on at my house. They are still determined to have it even tho pretty much no one is showing up (due to very poor management over advertising the event on their part- very poor...). This means less strangers crawling around my home and I still get paid for the rental of the house for the day. Plus hot nekkid girls tied up on my bed.
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
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    I am loving the flecky facts!!! "We don't often make epic facts about people, but when we do, we make them about flecky. He is, the most interesting man in the world."

    I present to you all, my first home brew. It was good. An golden ale, a bit light (I'm comparing to Stone here, it feels very full flavored compared to like, Bud or some other water beer) with some noticeable hop character to it, but not "hoppy," very refreshing when chilled - overall a solid body and taste to it. It makes for a really good summer session type ale, would be perfect to break one out after a warm day of working outdoors to cool off and relax. Mmmm....

  2.  (10319.43)
    Flecky facts reminds me of my favorite Irish proverb:

    An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
     (10319.44)
    Argos: HOORAY FOR MUTT BEER! Looks amazing! I LOVE the head on it!
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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
     (10319.45)
    We re-did the website. I'm chuffed, looks awesome. Meeting with the main peeps tomorrow to talk about a tour, merchandise and other exciting and risky ventures...
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011 edited
     (10319.46)
    1. Lost more weight!
    2. Wowed the pants off of some clients with my social media skillz.
    3. Got some curry powder from a chef friend in Atlanta!
    4. Now have the complete series of The Real Ghostbusters!!
    5. Will spend tonight making Turkey meatloaf, watching said Real Ghostbusters and sipping on some "Winter Beard" Double Chocolate Cranberry Stout.
    • CommentAuthorTAL
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
     (10319.47)
    The 6th Freakangels trade is finally out!
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
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    Excuse me please (cough).I appear to have picked up a strain of some virus that the government is testing out on the scum of society.Symptoms include a bad chest,a throbbing headache,mucus hanging from the nostrils,aching shoulders,pangs of despair and dread,bouts of hysterical laughter,the urge to kill,fidget sIndrome,dyslexia,a visually distorted view of reality,increased libido,audio hallucinations,stink syndrome,planning to mutilate all family,hypnogogia,the death rattle and so on.

    Why am I mentioning it on this thread?

    The answer is simple.I am a very perverted man and i like a pain you can chew on!

    @ all: Thanks for the flecky facts!I've already branded them to my forehead.When they took me howling from my padded cell to the directors office of the West London Institute for the Prevention of Fun my team of crack bastads asked me what i had done.i said "Why,o my drs and kinky nurses,it was the voices in my head.It was the cool people from Whitechapel.They are calling the shots on this one.Why,do you like my new look?"

    To this herr Stucka said "Flecky,how many times must we tell you.These so called people from Whitechapel..they are just a figment of your deranged skull"

    I said "How dare you you little shit" and broke free of my constraints.

    I am now standing in the hallway of ward 739 covered from head to foot in lovely bright gooey blood.My minions are dancing around me.All the staff are dead.Sirens are wailing as i lick my axe.As my sex dwarves pleasure me i look out the window at the dark night sky crying..i am happy!
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      CommentAuthorrazrangel
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
     (10319.49)
    ZOMG a quiz I didn't totally bomb. zomg zomg this studying shit is amazing! Zoomed through it without freaking out, scratching my face or pulling my hair! Madness!

    And then there was steak!
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeNov 9th 2011
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    Ah the steak.We like the steak.The steak is good.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
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    Argos, that is beautiful. That head looks like a loaf of Wonderbread! It got a name?
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
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    I was really happy with the head, puffed up a little with pride when I poured it. I'm calling it Mutt Beer, because the kit I used came with a can each of liquid malt extract for a golden lager and a blonde ale, so instead of doing a separate brew for each and adding corn sugar like it said to, I mixed them so that the yeast would have more nutrients from the extra can of malt extract.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
     (10319.53)
    Cool! Which yeast did you end up using, the lager or the ale?
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
     (10319.54)
    Both! The golden lager one, despite it's name, I guess is still technically an ale, because it used ale yeast. Was just a different roast for the malt and different hop additions they used for it. But they're similar enough roasts that they worked together when mixed, and since they used the same yeast, no problem there.
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    Today, all the inmates were mystified about tomorrow's date, 11-11-11, and also that if you add the year you were born (for me, '79) and your age (32), it mysteriously equals 11. All the inmates compared their birth years and ages and were amazed that they all added up to the mystical number eleven.

    Until I explained that if you add your birth year (1979) and your age (32) it brings you to (gasp) TODAY. 2011. Next year, it'll add up to 2012.

    It's not fucking magic. It's math. It's how we figure out what age you are. Goddamn it. This is why these people are in fucking jail. Not because they're criminals. It's because they're so fucking stupid.
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
     (10319.56)
    @ government spy: I hope all is going ok with you and the partner with the booze.

    Stupid inmates!
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    Oh, I don't mean ALL inmates. Just these specific ones.

    Thanks, Flecky. I'm currently on my way to some couples outpatient group stuff with the lady.
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      CommentAuthorrazrangel
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
     (10319.58)
    Aw don't be so harsh... I was in the process of adding the year and age as I read thinking once I finish the math I'll know why...

    My dad is doing better today. Still terribly shakey but he can feed himself (though I had to prep the food first).

    Improv tonight!
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
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    Just ate.Got a roof over me head.Got tobacco and coffee,tea etc.Gonna watch a flick.

    It's the simple things that matter to me nowadays.
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeNov 10th 2011
     (10319.60)
    The simple things are what keep me going, gotta be able to appreciate them.

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