That Batman snuggie is only acceptable in a suicide cult scenario... Have a sip of the punch, get into your comfy Goddamn Batman manbaby onesie and wait for Hale-Bop to beam you and your dozen equally-clad buddies back to your home planet.
Quoth Destructoid: "This beautiful wallpaper, showing Lu Bu drowning his sorrows with some tantalizing Pepsi flavor, is available from Pepsi's Japanese site. It's already been made my desktop wallpaper, because it's basically the greatest image known to man. What I love most is just how intense Lu Bu looks. He's drinking that Pepsi like a motherf*cker and he doesn't care who knows it! Sadly, there are no in-game tie-ins as of yet. This is the first time I'd actually want shameless in-game advertising, because it would be the most gloriously stupid thing on Earth. Parasitic ad campaigns are perfectly fine if they're utterly ridiculous." Don't pursue Lu Bu without some of that sweet Pepsi taste.
@twenty - Lu Bu seems like an odd choice for pushing any product really, he was a man lead by his dick and suffered from seriously chronic backstabbing disorder. He is pretty nails in the game though I guess.
... I think that's the closest this thread has hit to home. Dodd's is a fifteen minute walk from where I live. His ads show up on buses all around town (they're all similarly parody themed).