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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 26th 2011 edited
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    So...



    ...that loaf of bread she's carrying is the EXACT color as the rest of her. Weird, right?
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    Not half as weird as wearing high heels on sand. She's an odd one all around.
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      CommentAuthorbarton
    • CommentTimeDec 26th 2011
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    Ain't no party like... this party?

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      CommentAuthorbarton
    • CommentTimeDec 26th 2011
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    Anchorbeard: Looking at her face, I'm convinced either she's a photoshop drawing or a sex doll.
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    Look at her hair. Once you see that, it's clear she's just made of polygons. They can do amazing things with the curve of skin but can't do hair to save their life.
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    @James

    May I correct you on this?

    Hair

    Hair2

    (Not sure if the links gonna work (dynamic.) lets hope they do.)
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2011 edited
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    I clicked to this page and thought "Geez, did I timewarp back to mid-90's Image comics?" : )
    That is pretty impressive hair; too bad it wouldn't help the young woman up top look any more believable...
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    It can't be mid-90s Image, there's not a pouch to be seen on her string bikini. :)
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    I really want her to turn around, so I can see how off-center her nipples are.

    And teeny-tiny, because REALISM.
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2011
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    Just in case you hadn't already seen this :

    Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet

    Judging from the looks of my Tumblr dashboard, this is becoming a meme...
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2011 edited
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    @Wood

    The saddest part of that is that the guy still had to have the product in the end. If I received customer service like that from the President of a company, their product would have to give magical LSD blowjobs for me to even consider shelling out cash for it.
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    It's the marketing firm the company hired. They won't be employed long, from what I've been seeing.

    I just knew the second I read it that "I wwebsite as on the internet" was going to be around for a while. :)
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    I saw this on TV during the holiday break...
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    I don't know what about that horrifies me the most. Certainly the zips for bodily functions rank highly, but the concept is itself a nightmare. I want to know if any of those have found their way into American pornography.
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    @will ellwood - That's just a preview of the uniform for the grim meathook future. We'll all be wearing those in the camps, except they'll be made of hessian.
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2011
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    @lampcommander
    There is something very wrong about someone saying lazy over and over with so much enthusiasm.

    Not that that is anywhere near the most wrong thing here.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2011
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    5MB Harddrive in the old days:
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      CommentAuthorCat Vincent
    • CommentTimeDec 27th 2011 edited
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    PRFail update from Penny Arcade

    Around midnight last night Paul sent me a mail saying that I could expect to hear from their attorneys. As of right now that still has not happened and honestly I don’t expect it will. Our attorneys (who are real people with an office and everything) are ready should it get to that point though.

    At 7:12am this morning I got another mail from Paul. It was one line and simply said:

    “You have the power Mike Please make it stop”

    The reality is that once I had posted the emails I didn’t have the power anymore. The Internet had it now and nothing I said or did was going to change that.

    An hour later I got a more complete apology:

    "Hey Mike,

    I just wanted to apologize for the way our emails progressed I didn’t know how big your site was and I really didn’t believe you ran Pax , So for what’s its worth I am very sorry. Your post has obviously made my life very difficult and I have not slept yet dealing with all the spam and personal information intrusion as well as my family being smeared on the internet.

    If you can please accept my apology and anything you can do to help if not me my son and wife please do. I have apologized to Dave and apologized to you what else can I do please tell me so I can make things good. I obviously care or I would not be emailing you."


    I think there is a big difference between being sorry and being sorry you got caught. I have a real problem with bullies. I spent my childhood moving from school to school and I got made fun of everyplace I landed. I feel like Paul is a bully and maybe that’s why I have no sympathy here. Someday every bully meets and even bigger bully and maybe that’s me in this case. It’s the same thing that happened with Jack Thompson. It might not always make the most business sense and it is a policy that has caused us some legal problems, but I really don’t give a shit about that. When these assholes threaten me or Penny Arcade I just laugh. I will personally burn everything I’ve made to the fucking ground if I think I can catch them in the flames.


    Bravo, Gabe.

    (Mind you, it's notable that he's less brave when the shoe's on the other foot - google 'dickwolves' for the reason.)