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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    haha I wore baggy black shirts, jeans that were three sizes too big and a GIANT black overcoat that hid anything that came close to a shape. Only recently in the past year or so have I started wearing form-fitting things.
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    i still wear clothes that are huge... still a massive self image loather going on....
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      CommentAuthorteasmaid
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    Rest assured my dears that I am now 41 and most definitely a fatty.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    @beamish--give me time to scan and post The Fat Pic To End All Fat Pics.
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      CommentAuthorJP C4rp3nter
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011 edited
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    me in cornwall

    Think this was between 1999 and 2001. God, I loved that jacket. I still have its remains, and if I can lose another 20lb and get handy with a needle I can wear it again...
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      CommentAuthorchiaslut
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    oooh ... awkward pics for our misspent youths theme!

    I'm in.

    awkward much

    Here is me in the 70s (supah cheap glasses!), the 80s (sad, sad peach fuzz moustache and my wannabe Miami Vice jacket *wince*) and the 90s (you girls got nothin' on my big hair!).

    Jeez, these are painful to look at ... and yet I've complied and posted them for the world to see. Odd, that.
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011 edited
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    Pffft! I got you young punks all beat....
    1984. Eat it!
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011 edited
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    You know, Sizer's almost makes the full circle back to cool again. I'm just sayin', it ain't actually all that bad.

    I should find old pictures when I go home for christmas and scan them, my middle school years were by far my dorkiest. Until then, high school photos:

    This one is from when I tried to have hair like Gaz in Invader Zim. I thought it looked way cooler back then.


    From my pro-wrestling fan years when I had no discernible jaw-line and wore over-sized shirts:



    When I thought wearing giant crystals on my neck was cool:


    And finally, from my cult-like calc BC class (with an aforementioned Green Lantern shirt, over-sized, of course). Don't ask about the blue dots, we're not allowed to talk about them.):
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      CommentAuthorchiaslut
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    Gotta agree with Argos. Sizer rocked the geek chic, like some sort of transcended Demi-god of Nerdery.
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011 edited
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    This is the only picture of the olden days. Below that neck was a heck of a lot of a sophomore.
    Past

    And, there is still plenty of fat bastard left.
    Future

    And that being said, I made a grievous error in not writing down my starting wait but I am damn near 100 pounds less today. Which, of course, means that I was a ridiculously fat-ass, now I am down to a fat bastard.

    Oh, Ampersand, YOWZAH, I wish I went to high school with, you so I could have a do-nothing crush where I glare at you from a distance and accept that I could never, in a million years, impress you. Mostly because I would be terrified to let slip that I too was a roleplayer, even if I knew you were one too.
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      CommentAuthorMikiM
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    Only pantsless picture I could find easily (LOL):
    Pantsless.  :O

    I no longer am bald, but I don't feel like fixing the lighting in here to take a picture where you can see it. Maybe when I pee next.
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      CommentAuthorallana
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    Holy SHIT, Sizer. I mean, kilts are cool and all, but you never should've dropped that look. Hot.
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    The dorkitude of highschool:

    Freshman Year memarch
    Goth?
    1994 slovenly me
    Me Prom
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      CommentAuthoroddbill
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    I'm the accusatory bearded thespian in the middle. This is from 1991, so I was still about 22.

    what shall he have that killed the deer

    I think I look a little like a cult leader in this one. Really though, I was a deer. You know, the one the Melancholy Jaques gets upset about in As You Like It.

    I did a lot of Shakespeare in those days.
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011 edited
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    Holy SHIT, Sizer. I mean, kilts are cool and all, but you never should've dropped that look. Hot.

    You like that? Try my "Early 90's didn't tell me I was going bald/Wacky pose" phase...

    or my "1982 Performance Artist" phase...

    or my mid 80's "worked with her at a music store she liked hair metal I liked synthpop it would never work out OH MY GOD STOP BLOW DRYING YOUR HAIR SIZER!" phase...


    Take your pick!
    Fashion tip: Belt same color as shoes; always a chick magnet!
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      CommentAuthorMikiM
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011
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    Here, hair finally:
    I have hair again!@*&(#$(&
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    Miki's back! Hooray!
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    Hmmm. In high school I was petite. Very petite. I had horrible acne, wore baggy trousers and tight fitting shirts because I wanted to keep sure that everyone knew that I did indeed have tits, regardless of how small they were. Aside from the very fitted shirts, I usually dressed very androgynously, avoided makeup (my sister wore too much) and was very odd. Well, I am still quite odd, all things considered, but it was more obvious then.
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    Oh dear GOD Sizer, you've had me on the floor with your photo comments. (Especially the last one.)

    I feel I should go back and caption mine, now.
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      CommentAuthorAmpersand
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2011
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    @Beamish HAHA That's how my crushes worked, too. Except maybe I'd occasionally punch him in the stomach and casually say "ab test." I was kind of a jerk, actually. Still am =)
    @Sizer Oh my... *fans self* That is the most amazing nerdery I have ever seen. Also, I second Rachael on the captions!

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