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  1.  (10404.1)
    There now follows a brief interruption of normal Tyrannical Service, while I fuck off to Ireland for a week. Haven't had time to engineer my laptop to run on potatoes and casual alcoholism, so may not have much luck getting online.

    So.

    Have fun. Be nice. Eat too much. Have as much sex as is humanly possible. A partner is not always required. Reflect on the ongoing and nigh-impossible awesomeness of the Whitechapel community, and imagine all the demonstrative and lovely things I'd say about you all if I wasn't such a buttoned-down Brit.

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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
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    Have a great time, oh glorious leader.
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      CommentAuthorStoto
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
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    I imagine Ireland will be smashingly wonderful over Christmas. Have a good 'un, boss.
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    Have you packed spare liver and kidneys? In case of severe alcohol poisoning break glass type of thing? Have a good one!
    • CommentAuthorRedBloc
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
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    Ah, here...
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011 edited
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    Have a safe trip to that magical land of Hobbits and sheep. Or wherever that is. Take some time to recover from the mental scarring this place has no doubt inflicted on you. Happy Holidays.
    God help you, we'll all be here waiting for you when you return.
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.7)
    Speaking of sheep... Have CLEAN fun.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.8)
    Have a safe trip to that magical land of Hobbits and sheep.

    Oh man, Ireland and New Zealand? Hell of a holiday, boss!
  3.  (10404.9)
    Beamish, I'm pretty sure he said to have as much sex as is humanly possible. If he's any kind of leader, he'll lead by example. Sorry sheep, them's the breaks. If he's a gentle lover, he'll give them a shot or two of whiskey first (or as I like to call it, "romance").
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.10)
    That is logic I cannot argue with. Have dirty fun, oh moderator my moderator.
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.11)
    Oh man, Ireland and New Zealand? Hell of a holiday, boss!


    Wait; didn't they film those "Lord of the Rings" films in Ireland? : )
    • CommentAuthorarcaner
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.12)
    Nope, Ireland's too built up and Modern these days. It was filmed on New Zealand's south island. The place you go when you want to get away from it all. WAY away from it all.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.13)
    Well, originally they were going to, but the hobbits got pissed because Jackson wanted to use them as set labor on the film, and they unionized. Jackson decided to move to New Zealand not too long after that. Probably a good move - the elves weren't too happy about their crew lodgings, from what I hear.
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    Are you people suggesting Si have sexual congress with hobbits? I'm sorry, that's just wrong. Sheep? Sure. Who hasn't? But hobbits? Ick! Filthy, hairy footed things.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.15)
    Happy holidays, Chief!
    • CommentAuthorkmcleod
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.16)
    Hope you have safe travels, peace and fun, Horrible.
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011
     (10404.17)
    Nope, Ireland's too built up and Modern these days. It was filmed on New Zealand's south island. The place you go when you want to get away from it all. WAY away from it all.


    I know; I was being stupid on purpose... : )
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011 edited
     (10404.18)
    Aye,Mr Spurrier.Have a good one.Thanks for the service.

    I'm trying to be nice here and it feels...strange.
  5.  (10404.19)
    Sheep are fine, just keep your hands off those goddamn squirrels!!

    Enjoy your break oh Mighty Overlord - we await your glorious return with North Korean fervor.
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      CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2011 edited
     (10404.20)
    Sheep - once you get their hind legs into your wellies, it's plain sailing.

    Also, I hear they push back better if you shag them on the edge of a cliff.