Memes. Virals. Musical Insanity, video villainy. Any and all bait for the following conditions: mouth-smirk, diaphragm-rip, arse-leak, colleague-dismissal. That which renders the working-day bearable. That which dooms culturists to misery.
Your net foragings. The scum which accumulates on the surface of your inbox. The froth on the drunken face of the world. The gorgeous spraint of the massmind. Bring it all hither.
(Note that news stories and Things Of Interest now have a separate home in the “NewStrange” thread. This right here is where we present anything that would be fundamentally valueless, if it weren’t so clearly brilliant.)
On an unrelated note, anyone referring to drills within the next 3 posts will be sent on a delightful Costa Crociere cruise piloted and crewed entirely by urethral maggots.
"Brother Bartholomew slipped on his robe and bright red cape, checked his Laser ring, and motioned to the steward to open the door. I remembered the old Bible pictures in my mother's Bible. He reminded me so much of Jesus. It was as though Christ himself were returning to the Mount of Olives, but not on a donkey, in a modern Year 2000 space craft."
Normally, I wouldn't repost things I see on Memebase or Failblog, but this footage of a cellphone in a microwave is, well... What can I say? It belongs here.
Unspeakable birth, indeed. See how it attempted to escape its containment coffin by smashing its deformed face against the glass?
IT IS SENTIENT. IT SEEKS RELEASE.
...and, I dunno, maybe it WANTS YOUR NACHOS or something.
So. Question. You're walking down a rain-swept street at night. As you approach an intersection, that thing begins emerging from a manhole cover. What do you do?