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    My friends: I need your help with Retweeting, embloggening, poster-sticking and generally Making A Noise.

    My latest crime novel, described by our own Spacedaddy Warren Ellis as "an elaborately-tooled razor of a book", is finally available in mass market paperback AND Kindle editions, on both sides of the Atlantic.

    Links to all relevant purchases are HERE.

    An article I've written about the highs and lows of publishing is HERE.

    And finally, a ridiculous video I made can be found directly here:

    Go forth. Spread the sickly word. Be excellent.
      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
    Nice one. Re-posted.
    And if you ever need someone to design a book cover for you without a schlong on it, give me a call. I'm on the internet. : )
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
    Pimped on twitter and facebook under veiled threats of dirty talk.
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
    That is some top pottymouthery right there. Shared.
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
    Weird how your name and the book comes up in the autofill for kobo's web site, but the search results bring me nothing.
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    I am available for book covers with schlongs. :)~
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    Not available on the Kindle yet :(
    (Checked Amazon as well as the storefront on the Kindle.)
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012 edited
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    Plugged on FaceFuck. Book, sorry, book. *twitch* That video did something to my head.

    I don't tweet. Diaspora's down in sympathy with Wikipedia but I'll plug it there tomorrow. Kindle edition for Australia forthcoming?
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    @Beamish -- Hunh... apparently you can buy it if you live in Canada... I've never seen that happen before.
    It comes up with the following message:
    "Due to copyright restrictions, certain Kindle Titles are not available everywhere. If the country or region displayed is incorrect, you may change it at"

    @Si -- Any idea why this would be? That seems rather ridiculous.
    • CommentTimeJan 18th 2012
    @warped. That's bizarre, it is available for me in the states.
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    Yeah... I might be able to change my settings in order to get it, but it might also go off of my credit card information... But hey, if Si is wondering why Kindle edition sales outside of the US aren't very good, here's your answer.
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    That's very weird. When the Kindle ed was first published in the UK we were getting "territory leakage", which sounds a lot filthier than it is, into US and (I think) Canadian markets. That was shut down for a while, but we decided to re-open the trickle to coincide with the paperback. Not sure why the US fawcett is open but not the Maple-munching one. Will investigate.

    Alternatively, visit they'll send you a hard copy from the UK with no shipping fees.
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    posted on my facebook.

    @jasonAQuest - was that to create the cover or pose for it?
    (and I have no idea why I want that clarified)
    • CommentTimeJan 19th 2012
    @Si- I'm halfway through 'Contract' and enjoying the madness thoroughly, cheers.
    Got the new one in the queue on the kindle looking forward to getting into it soon.
    • CommentTimeJan 19th 2012
    Bought, can't wait to read! Posted on FB as well.
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    Also bought it.

    I was going to buy it anyway, but put it off for a while...

    I'm sorry, but we're good now right?
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    Si, I tried this from both bookdepository and and got this. I hope it's because people snatched up the copies.

    (mods, please feel free to make the image much much smaller.)

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    Thanks for the H.U. - I'll look into it. Hopefully, as you say, that's a sign they've sold out (rather than because they haven't updated the link now the publication date has arrived). The larger-sized 1st-launch paperback may still be available.
    • CommentAuthorkperkins
    • CommentTimeJan 20th 2012
    Yes, I can finally get this!