Whitechapel - SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-01T10:10:46-08:00

Horny werewolf beard washing youtube video link . . . Innnnncoooomiiiiing

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-01T10:17:28-08:00

O shit, new month already. (Crossposted from the Photog Thread, again, not precisely a self-portrait, as you can guess.)

I find the word "Spitruary" incredibly pleasing.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-01T12:27:24-08:00

I concur, saying Spitruary out loud makes me smile.

ETA: I'd never seen facial rope before -thank-you!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-01T13:28:52-08:00

Headphone theme? I can't continue the bearded one, since I shaved this morning, but it would've been grand.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-01T13:36:37-08:00

i got another tattoo...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-01T14:19:13-08:00

Because I'm impatient, here's a webcam self portrait:

Edit: And here's a video! Which does not end properly and kind of makes me feel like an idiot. And lags a lot. But it's a video!
Link to said video.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T01:21:12-08:00

Howdy Whitechapel! February brings teh cold, I am wearing my hat, scarf and gloves in the office.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T06:18:46-08:00

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T06:39:32-08:00

@alastair That is an *awesome* rabbit tattoo.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T11:35:04-08:00

@E-Ray: That's pretty much it and then an extended goodbye where I do a thumbs up and point out that my thumb is double jointed. Actually, all of the tips of my fingers/thumbs are double jointed. Which is worthless except for being able to have long nails and still make pizza crusts without damaging the crust.

Ok, who else is going to do a video self portrait?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T13:33:29-08:00

I'll throw one down, maybe.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T13:36:43-08:00

Still have 5-6lbs to lose before I'm even close to being confident enough for a picture. Blegh.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T13:38:59-08:00

psssh, 5-6 lbs doesn't look like much on camera, I'm sure you're fine now. Though I can see how that small weight difference can affect confidence, which does show in pictures/movies.

I might do one, though I hate the sound of my voice, but whatevs.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T13:57:18-08:00

I'll toss my hat into the ring tomorrow. I probably ought to shave first. Also dress.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T15:18:08-08:00

NO CRYING ON WHITECHAPEL

LET'S DO THE GERVAIS

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T16:10:50-08:00

Vidier portraits, I'm in. Once I'm clad.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T16:36:11-08:00

Has this happened since I was here last? I remember that one was fun.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-02T16:56:18-08:00

Video portraits, you say? How about a video portrait...of a still pose??

Contrarian Mike is contrarian.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-04T10:20:35-08:00

OK this is an old one. but I believe this should be the place to post it since the spider thread seems to be pretty dead.

It was taken last summer and this is the first picture I have received from that night. sorry it's b&w.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-04T12:21:16-08:00

How about vaguely-interactive-stop-motion-thingie-that-I-made-because-nobody-lets-me-use-GIFs-anymore-and-their-depth-of-colour-restrictions-were-kind-of-annoying-anyways-but-fuck-timelapse-videos-'cause-that-stuff-is-wack.
Uh. It was kind of meant to be like one of those long portrait things that Clayton Cubitt used to film. Remember those, guys?
It's me, breathing, with my eyes closed. Or something.

(Hey Contrarian Mike, your eyebrows = priceless.)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-04T20:52:58-08:00

@allana soooo fucking awesome with ropeness!
@ Alastair i fully approve of the new tattoo- for the win

Me at the convention looking rather dapper

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-05T01:15:02-08:00

Behold my tiny (US size 7) footsies. Good morning.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-05T09:50:30-08:00

In my warm upstairs nest with geetawr.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-05T14:48:00-08:00

Not self but me and my much better half.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-05T15:05:57-08:00

Taken on a very brief walk in the snow this evening. Couldn't resist breaking the snow between the trees :-)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-05T18:08:30-08:00

bliss...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-05T22:38:01-08:00

February:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-08T10:35:24-08:00

I think it's time to iron the creases out of my curtains.
(Why does that sound dirty?)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-08T11:10:20-08:00

@allana - Absolutely love that motion self portrait you did. There's something really eerie/amazing about a picture that reacts to the viewer - genuinely startling.

Would love to hear about the process behind it - maybe over in the photography thread?

@all: Whitechapel looking amazing, even in this nadir of a month.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-08T17:12:22-08:00

@256, sure. Or we can hijack this thread, 'cause I'm lazy. What kind of process info were you looking for? The photography, the coding, my unbridled anger at static media?

Okay one more and then I'm cutting myself off for the next week at least.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T00:06:29-08:00

Feeling a bit sick, so rather than a photo, here's this

(It's a bit quiet, so you'll probably need to turn your sound up a bit to hear properly)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T06:10:28-08:00

You know Anchorbeard, with the sound turned up, I think I actually heard that you were naked...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T07:23:08-08:00

Lies. Lies and wishful thinking.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T08:18:46-08:00

As his girlfriend I can confirm that the slight English accent is indeed his "Naked Accent".

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T09:13:58-08:00

It is also, apparently, my codeine accent.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T10:36:18-08:00

@allana - everything! well, mainly your shooting/lighting setup, but I'm also starting to get really interested in that weird area between still photography and video. So any rants on that subject will be read with interest.

As an aside, I have resolved to SPIT myself at least once this year. Which would be a radical move.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T19:05:27-08:00

So some things happened.

Thing #1: Allana posted that couch picture. I was like "oh, cool. click."

Thing #1 Addendum: I did not actually say "click".

Thing #2: That picture led me to Guest Directed Self, which is awesome. I desire to be a part of it, despite having neither a tumblr nor respectable camera stuff.

Thing #3: While working on something for that, I 85% accidentally take my FAVORITE SELF-PORTRAIT EVER.

The look on my face is me thinking "holy crap, my towel is like exactly Obi-Wan Kenobi brown."

Thanks, Allana!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T19:06:49-08:00

Holy crap, it is!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-09T20:16:46-08:00

Holy crap, it is!

Yeah, the GDSP has been good and inspirational. It's nice to be reminded that my complete lack of imagination is the only thing standing between me and everything. PS: Do you have a tumblr?

@256, I totally ranted in this space a bit but then forgot to post it and then my computer logged me out and I lost everything.
The setup is pretty simple. My entry-level DSLR (Nikon D40) is mostly only good with natural light, so I just scooted myself as close to the window as my tripod would allow. I did exaggerate the blinking for the camera (the shutter isn't fast enough, on auto-focus, to capture more than a frame a second) but didn't slow down the inhale/exhale enough as I should've. The reason I got frustrated with making it into a GIF was directly from trying to time each frame's duration to the way I wanted it to show (quick eye movements but a long, drawn-out exhalation).
The thing about the slider as I have it now is that it's just a big cheat; behind that "window" is a really long filmstrip with each frame loading as the page does (they're only 20kb apiece, so it's okay, but longer animations will become a problem. I probably won't be able to use any of this implementation if I ever get a self-contained embeddable object up and running, but it's okay for a first draft. jQuery: you win some, you lose some.

There was more, but it actually wasn't that good of a rant. More questions? Do you have any experience with the "weird area"?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T09:40:02-08:00

February in dark rooms.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T12:22:00-08:00

I had a root canal today.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T13:48:16-08:00

Root canal pic theme? Let me see if I can find mine!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T13:51:48-08:00

new theme!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T15:23:54-08:00

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T15:51:13-08:00

@Allana - created one just for GDSP, but I'm waiting until I catch up on the prompts before I really start up with it.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T17:07:36-08:00

@taphead: That is an incredibly lovely/well taken self portrait. I am very partial to self portraits via mirrors so it especially tickles my fancy.

@allana & @contrarian mike/SteadUp: I did enjoy your video/long portraits. I've been meaning to say that but my brain has been going CUTE GUY CUTE GUY and OMG I'M GOING ON A DATE so... yeah.

Speaking of going on a date:

He wore a waistcoat! And a tie! (And has a nice tush!)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T17:20:05-08:00

Yep. You two look good together. I suspected that would be the case, but I know it now. And he didn't just wear a tie, but a vest as well! Pretty dapper...

You have a very pretty smile and I LOVE that hat on you.

Also check twitter.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T17:44:13-08:00

Thanks! :D

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T19:27:45-08:00

@DavidLeInternet: Get some furniture already, slacker.

@oldhat: JEez, take a picture, already.

@Argos: I didn't even have to read your username to know that it was you hiding under the dentist shroud.

I don't want to take a picture because I believe I have developed a double-chin. :D

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T20:15:31-08:00

Furniture will only get in the way of my (no doubt imminent) gypsy lifestyle!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-10T23:04:32-08:00

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-11T08:45:57-08:00

Well, I'm no photographer, but as I don't think I've ever posted a pic of myself on here before, it's probably about time...

Webcam on the netbook ftw.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-11T17:37:49-08:00

Video.

On my way to see Die Antwoord.

linkydooo

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-11T18:21:43-08:00

AHH OH GOD.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-11T19:06:21-08:00

My hair got fantastically curly a few days ago.

Silly face on this first one:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-11T22:19:58-08:00

Robin: you look great, girl.
Caroline: you and your hair look great, girl.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-11T23:28:56-08:00

@oldhat - looking just fine to me.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-12T04:13:29-08:00

my band got nominated for best newcomer at a music awards.... so naturally we dressed up

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-12T04:49:17-08:00

last night in quebec city

it was about -20c (-4f for you yanks) or so.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-12T13:26:00-08:00

a better one!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-12T19:58:46-08:00

Hullo all!

I'm currently working on a series: Eclipse Portraits.

I would like to cast male and female models to shoot at night in my apartment (non-nudes, TF only, please) for this portrait series. I welcome all shapes, sizes, ages, backgrounds, etc.
If you are interested in participating in this project and in the New York City area, please email me — me@joanneleah.com.

It will be very scientific and look something like this:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-12T20:12:37-08:00

I got a new tattoo on Friday.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-12T23:07:44-08:00

@Renee, your new dude's totally hot, and a snappy dresser to boot. Colour me jealous.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T02:41:25-08:00

@Dextra--lovely!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T04:49:48-08:00

Like Texture, I've also been hanging ariound in dark rooms a lot recently:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T09:55:06-08:00

I spent the weekend at the Philly Tattoo Convention, shot 70 portraits in my studio on the convention floor, and met The Enigma. Good fucking weekend!

This picture is like my favoritest thing EVAR.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T13:15:10-08:00

@Bankara: That photo is completely wonderful and made of fun. Woot!

@allana: Thanks! *blush*

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T17:20:12-08:00

Bankara, that's awesome. I would've loved to go and shoot portraits at that con.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T17:31:19-08:00

Bankara, as awesome as The Enigma is (and he is awesome), what really caught my eye was your shirt. Holy shit what is that?!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T18:59:01-08:00

Thanks y'all, I had a blast shooting at the Tattoo Con and am furiously editing the work, some of which will undoubtedly show up in the photography thread. The Enigma was about the nicest guy you could imagine meeting.

@anchorbeard, the artist who made the design on my shirt is Jeremy Fish, I love his artwork. I picked this up at Upper Playground in SF years ago, they still collaborate to produce t-shirt designs. A couple of years back he did a book / 7" record with Aesop Rock called "The Next Best Thing" which was like the old Winnie The Pooh storybook / records I got when I was a kid. There was an audio cue cut into the song that would prompt you to flip the pages of the book so that you got a music video while listening to it. I love this shirt and am wearing it into dust. I got a lot of compliments from folks at the con on it who were familiar with his artwork, which was kind of the point of wearing it since I have no tattoos to show off...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T20:55:15-08:00

Eep hard to get my eyes off Enigma at the same time he makes my skin crawl. Damn. He's been at it for nearly 20 years too. (It was him with Jim Rose Circus, way back when, right?)

I think I might leap into this. Because I might leap into a snapshot/day for a year thing. Maybe. I'll try to jack my way into a near abandoned flickr page and see if I can make it do my bidding. I hate pictures of me, by and large, but I'm trying to claw my way into a place where I own my own life and I suppose that includes owning my appearance. Guh.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T21:04:32-08:00

Take inspiration from The Enigma, you don't have to cover every inch of your body in tattoos or sink prosthetic horns into your head or snip little pieces of your ears off to own your appearance. You could, if you wanted to, but it can be much, much simpler. Likely less painful too.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-13T21:57:51-08:00

I met Enigma in the late 90's in the French Quarter of New Orleans. He was in a business suit. I had a HUGE crush on him back then. I think I broke google trying to find more pictures of him.
Not shocking at all, I also had a Darth Maul fetish.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T04:41:18-08:00

@Bankara - Wow, that photograph is fabulous, and Enigma's ear cutting is amazing looking. I wonder how it effects his hearing... But yeah, you've every right to consider this photo to be your favorite thing EVAR.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T10:41:10-08:00

@JoanneLeah - those look awesome, good luck with the project.
@Bankara - hahahahahahah - that's fantastic

Scrubbed and moderately well - groomed for Horny Werewolf Day:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T11:03:12-08:00

I'm being adventurous today. Pro-tip: lip-liner really does help, as does using concealer around your lips when you're done.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T14:07:13-08:00

@Argos: But does the lip liner have to be the exact same color or just in the general direction? And knowing how my skin reacts to concealer/foundation, I'll have to save that for very special occasions. And have I mentioned how incredibly beautiful you are before? Your proportions are just amazing!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T14:14:18-08:00

awww, thank you!! Lip liner just has to be close-ish in color. For the red mine's almost exactly the same. They're a little different, but both are definitely "red." It helps to get it close in color, that way if you want to touch up the outline after you put on the lipstick, you can just smooth it out with the liner and it's not obviously a different product. But generally, the same general color will work, I think.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T16:37:29-08:00

Just your average train-riding photo (the Metro North, for any of you New Yorkers out there!)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T17:05:17-08:00

Hey, long time no see!

@trini - Thanks! It helps to actually look at what you're seeing once in a while. Hiding the camera in the middle of those mirrors was a bit of a puzzle, though. :)

You're all looking quite lovely, incidentally. I seem to keep losing control over my jaw on a regular basis...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T17:35:46-08:00

I get so few chances to be noir-y.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T19:09:46-08:00

Clearly, I did not use lip liner. I could probably do with some chapstick.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-14T19:43:45-08:00

@taphead & @oddbill - I love your self portraits!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-17T03:33:49-08:00

This is me at the new job - still fluish, unshaved, eyes a total mess with the dry air, but happy as a baby in a barrelful of nipples and holding an excellent cup of coffee.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-17T09:04:00-08:00

We doing coffee toasts now? Awesome. Cheers!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-17T09:12:37-08:00

I cleaned my bathroom mirror and stole my partner's DSLR the other day (also makeup and fancy nails).

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-17T10:08:58-08:00

Coffee toast!
To your health, Whitechapel. And to the fact that I made it to another Friday. May you all be fully caffeinated.

(Please note my vintage Lord of the Rings poster. It's my first decoration for my office at work.)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-17T16:55:40-08:00

@sleestak I have that same poster! I am pretty sure i got in on Middle or High school some 15-20 years ago. Hrmmmm, gotta go find it now.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T06:04:32-08:00

the valentines b-day din din

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T08:51:14-08:00

more awards show stupidity me the drummer and the missus (and a heap of others)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T14:07:15-08:00

comicbookbunny: SO CUTE. I squee'd out loud when I saw that this morning.

and Alastair, you are looking mighty fine and dapper there.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T14:16:51-08:00

I'm trying really hard to remember to document outfits and stuff. I know it sounds superficial, but it's really more about how clothes are inanimate objects that I think are fascinating. (Insofar as aesthetics != superficiality. For a long time I was a super tomboy, but I always bought weird vintage stuff and then was too chicken and style-illiterate to actually wear it. And I've always been too flighty and fickle to be able to do interior decorating well; things need to change on a day-to-day basis, or they just end up being eclectic to the point of nonsensicality. Rant rant.)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T16:39:04-08:00

Weeeell, I had a good debate in re: which of this year's pics from the cabin to put online, but fuck it, this was the best one. Call it my tribute to the late, great forkfork.

And so: MEANWHILE, IN FINLAND.

Thank you, and good night.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T17:44:28-08:00

Guard that schwanz from frostbite!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T19:13:43-08:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-18T21:03:12-08:00

i will only smile after victory! meaning never :P

PS: arm hair vs mask match anyone?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T03:22:47-08:00

OH MAH GAWWD

THAT SPACE SHARK HAS A FAMILY

SOMEBODY STOP THE GODDAMN MATCH

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T05:29:45-08:00

@allana *giggles*

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T10:10:13-08:00

Cut all the blue out of my hair.

Shortest hair since I was 15.

First time without a fringe for 5 years I think.

First time with majority natural hair colour for 7-8 years?

Still has flecks of washed-out green bits like a starling.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T10:14:47-08:00

@taphead WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T10:20:06-08:00

@ taphead

Epic photo.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T11:09:38-08:00

Oh great one Taphead, now all of us guys HAVE to get naked now....

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T11:55:27-08:00

Yeeeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Bob.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T11:59:25-08:00

BRING ON THE WHITECHAPEL WANG

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T12:01:12-08:00

LET'S GET THIS GOIN'

(Also, thank yous and apologies to those deserving of either.)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T12:03:09-08:00

This is me in my "Responsible Adult" costume.

(I'm naked under my clothes).

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T12:07:01-08:00

Pretty suave pose there, boyfriend (if I do say so myself).

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T12:29:36-08:00

Let those who waggle their wang do so, while the rest of off wear sports jackets. However, the dirty fella in me believes there should be an equal ratio of all photos.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T15:40:17-08:00

Epic Taphead is Epic.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T15:44:47-08:00

I find there's an ultra-thin line between "wang-willing" and "internet exhibitionist", so rather than sully the innocent minds of the SPIT thread, I'll just leave this here. Though it's rather tame by taphead's high standard.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T16:03:09-08:00

@taphead: You sir, are much braver than I. For being naked, outside, during winter. Brrrr. Kudos, for that brave feat. (At least you wore something on your feet.)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T16:03:33-08:00

TAPHEAD YES.

Just yes.

Also, in light of the Scandinavian party comic posted in the around the net thread.... appropriate.

@OldHat, your boyfriend's lookin' pretty darn suave there.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T16:04:48-08:00

@ Taphead, I tried to think of something to say last night, and failed. Still mostly stuck there. Good for you, sir.

Will

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T18:21:39-08:00

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-19T20:30:21-08:00

@Anchorbeard - True Story?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T05:14:55-08:00

The weird moiré/stobing pattern distortion that Alan's jacket is making in that JPEG makes the photo even more awesome. Where can I buy fabric that does that IRL?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T05:30:45-08:00

Long time no see Whitechapel, but I was reading a bunch of stuff and thought, hey why don't I do a SPIT while I'm here, only to see that Taphead has well and truly thrown down the gauntlet. Sorry, no nudity. But I have the snow outside to make a matching photo if I so wished.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T05:31:32-08:00

Any tweed or houndstooth check with a pale/dark pattern will do that :-)

Stippled weaves, houndstooth weave or very fine stripes will do it as well unless lit not to.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T05:55:08-08:00

It is indeed a navy-on-tan houndstooth pattern, taken with a crappy camera.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T07:33:42-08:00

Jesus Christ.

(That's who Taphead looks like)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T07:35:18-08:00

I'd like to see that sermon on the mount.

Sorry, I'll leave now.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T09:02:54-08:00

Oh I know about the strobing/moire effect on photographs, I was talking about some kind of shit-ass-crazy metamaterial that did that In Real Life...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-20T14:56:12-08:00

Can't really pull a taphead, but here's some beard:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-21T18:16:52-08:00

Me, writing, well taking a momentary break to hit a writers pose.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-21T20:58:45-08:00

My mom came to visit this past weekend with my sister. Behold, the only photo on Facebook where we even look kind of the same, and it's all due to our beefy fucking muscular trunks of legs:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-21T21:05:22-08:00

Did you try their bacon?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-22T16:07:34-08:00

These pics were taken nearly a year ago, but they're the last pictures I've taken of myself, and I've just now been able to get them off my camera. I lost the camera for a few months, then the USB cord went out, and I didn't have an SD card reader. But I got one of those new computers that does fancy things like read memory cards.

I was trying to get photographic evidence of my gray hair. It almost worked.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-22T17:54:02-08:00

I didn't mean to start this today. I even took a picture a few days ago. But I failed to follow it up so I decided to scrap it and try again. Today it worked out. Hit the marks, got the flickr account running, downloaded then uploaded the image. All set. It's only an accident that it happened on Ash Wednesday. *shrug*

I've known for ages that I was gaining weight. For the last several months it's been at a really obnoxious point where I can't hide it away and I can't fit into my best clothes. It's... I can't even say I hate it, though I'm far from used to it. It's the state of things. That's what it is. The state of things. States change, don't they? oh god...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-22T21:03:27-08:00

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-24T12:27:31-08:00

Fuck. What can I do to compete with snowdong?

Probably nothing. Damn.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T01:47:10-08:00

So I says to the Dude, "I wanna make with the pictures but my eyes are being shitty." So he says "Sunglasses." And I say "and nothing else?" And he made a whoo hoo sound, so I guess this is right. I dunno. I am not good at this sort of thing. Am I doing it right?

This bit of insanity is brought to you by sleep deprivation.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T05:41:13-08:00

Fuck. What can I do to compete with snowdong?

What can ANY of us do against SnowDong? God help us...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T08:51:34-08:00

What have I unleashed upon the world...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T12:05:47-08:00

I guess I shall give up now on my plan to fake snow my entire patio and the whipped cream undergarment idea.
He will probably point out that he was posing like that after throwing a baby, and we will look closer and see a frantically flailing infant in the background.
Yes, I was too busy looking at him to notice flying blubberfactories.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T12:44:38-08:00

I guess I shall give up now on my plan to fake snow my entire patio and the whipped cream undergarment idea.

WHOAWHOAWHOA. Let's not be hasty, Miki!

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T13:25:28-08:00

I am inclined to demand you send me money/alcohol/drugs not to 'do a Taphead'. I suspect i'd just end up with another bucket or two of wriggling wildlife though, so i shan't.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T18:11:19-08:00

Mr. Lejeune: you can help me fake snow my patio next time you are here. Then the whipped cream bit will remain.

Mr. Scum: I will send you all of the above mentioned for you TO do a taphead.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T18:51:32-08:00

Wherein I show off my new cat Barriss, my dirty mirror, and my weird expression:

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T20:42:41-08:00

NEW CAT SMELL

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T21:21:51-08:00

OK Taphead; you don't post a shot like that and not expect this...

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T21:58:28-08:00

Oh. My. God. yes

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T22:19:38-08:00

Please tell me this isn't going to launch a parade of cocks . . . .

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-25T22:20:05-08:00

*blink*

*blink*

Oh well I'm certainly awake NOW. Yikes!

That's marvellous, and the wordplay seals the deal. Just... wow! Thanks! :D

(I do believe I just did a little Sizerized Dance.)

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-26T02:30:42-08:00

@Sizer.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

that's awesome.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-26T06:24:59-08:00

Glad you dig it, Risto. It just seems like such a brave and selfless gesture should help the tourism of one's country, right?

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-26T07:56:34-08:00

I'm 12 and what is this

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-27T13:54:26-08:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Bewares the internetzez.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-27T17:33:43-08:00

Cock, you say?

My wife's new tattoo! Her tattooist had a "My magnificient cock, your body. $100, any time, any where." poster framed in his studio, and she took him up on it. It's on her thigh, and the jokes have yet to end, or stop being funny.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-27T17:39:41-08:00

Bwahaha. That is awesome phill. It's actually a really rad tattoo as well, especially for $100.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-02-27T18:42:11-08:00

Yeah! Its really a really big cock, definitely a bargain given the work. :)

Jimmy hayes in browns town, michigan.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-03-01T14:25:47-08:00

As there isn't a new thread yet I'm sneaking in the back door here

New prescript sunglasses, needing a shave.

SPITruary 2012 (the February Self Portrait Image Thread Thread)

2012-03-01T18:21:41-08:00

When he saw this floral-vest-thing, my boyfriend told me I make grandma clothes sexy. Rad.