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    Memes. Virals. Musical Insanity, video villainy. Any and all bait for the following conditions: mouth-smirk, diaphragm-rip, arse-leak, colleague-dismissal. That which renders the working-day bearable. That which dooms culturists to misery.

    Your net foragings. The scum which accumulates on the surface of your inbox. The froth on the drunken face of the world. The gorgeous spraint of the massmind. Bring it all hither.

    (Note that news stories and Things Of Interest now have a separate home in the “NewStrange” thread. This right here is where we present anything that would be fundamentally valueless, if it weren’t so clearly brilliant.)

    You know the Mandrill.
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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
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    Tony Harris is accepting OPEN SUBMISSIONS for a new series he is working on.
    • CommentAuthorDC
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    Grammys night gives us:

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    but.... what? how? who the.... why ? aaaaaaaaaaaaaannd *suicide*
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      CommentAuthorNygaard
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012 edited
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    I'm sure Cyriac's videos must have been up here before; posting it because i just recently became aware that there is a Source for these things. The Church of the SubGenius is of course passing them around and applauding them as Scripture.

    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    @DC - kids don't know stuff that happened 30 years before they were born. It happens.

    Still hilarious though.

    For Fable3 we managed to get one of our characters voiced by Sir Ben Kingsley. Oscar-winning, mega-thesp, SIR BEN KINGSLEY.

    On our forums, some kid says 'oh, he was in Bloodrayne, cool.'

    Hehe.
    • CommentAuthorDC
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    @Flabyo - correction, kids don't know how to look up on the web stuff that happened 30 years before they were born :P
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    @Flabyo

    On our forums, some kid says 'oh, he was in Bloodrayne, cool.'

    If there is a hell, and Ben Kingsley goes there, all it will consist of is a chair with straps, facing a TV and Ben Kingsley will be forced to watch that Uwe Boll POS for the rest of eternity, right next to Raul Julia watching himself as M. Bison.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    @RenThing - I'll have nothing said against Raul Julia in Streetfighter. He clearly knew he was running out of time, and wanted to do a project that his kids wanted him to do. And he's *glorious* in it.
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      CommentAuthorbarton
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
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    @Flabyo

    Yeah, but he could've left off with Gomez Adams. Instead, we get to watch him get his ass kicked by Van Damme.
    • CommentAuthorandycon
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    You wouldn't wanna be in an action movie and fuck around with Van Damme for a couple of months?
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
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    Heh
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    @Andycon

    No.

    Now, if you said Jet Li, Chow Yun Fat, Jackie Chan, or Dolph Lungren (I know his movies are shite but I've got a bright spot in my heart for a guy who knows exactly where he's supposed to be), then we'd be talking.
    • CommentAuthorDC
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    • CommentAuthorandycon
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    @RenThing

    Best part about Lundgren is that he is probably smarter than all of us here (he has a master's degree in chemical engineering and was the top of his class) but decided to give that up to do bad ass stuff for the rest of his life.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2012
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    @Andycon

    I can't remember where but I've heard the man speak and he does sound incredibly intelligent.
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