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     CommentAuthorcelan
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012

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   @Nigredo
   

   Juanita tickled the brute teasingly on the underside of his bulging cock-knob

   
   Poetry.
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     CommentAuthornigredo
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012 edited

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   No kidding. And the novel gets better; or worse, depending on how you look at it...
3. • CommentAuthorandycon
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012

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   I just love the concept of apprentice donkey fuckers, one has to EARN the right to be violated by a donkey in front of a bunch of skeevy looking drunks in TJ.
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     CommentAuthoroldhat
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012

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   You think you can just WALTZ in here, fuck a donkey and demand a salary that is normally reserved for the seasoned pros here? PAH.
5. • CommentAuthorandycon
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012

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   you gotta PAY YOUR DUES by just being naked up there and not getting your insides ripped apart!
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     CommentAuthorswampyankee
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012

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   In all fairness, the donkey should also be required to present it's qualifications. It could be a mule for all we know.
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     CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
   • CommentTimeFeb 27th 2012

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   It may be a donkey-fucking porno novel, but that's some inspired prose.
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     CommentAuthorD.J.
   • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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   ohgod what have I done
9. • CommentAuthorshannon.gilly.3
   • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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   I usually don't go for that sort of thing, but it seems quite well written.
10. • CommentAuthorMike Carey
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012 edited

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    A nothing-special but catchy song, a video born of pure, mad genius.
11. • CommentAuthorMike Carey
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012 edited

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    And also:
    
    This
    
    
    And this
    
    
    I couldn't explain why to save my life, but I laugh as I rarely do, each time I hear these.
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      CommentAuthorVornaskotti
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    The caption: "Online dating can be weird"
    
    
13. • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    you know you need this in your life...
    
    
14. • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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15. • CommentAuthorDewey Decibel
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    It's Donkey Time: still a better love story than Twilight.
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      CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    Read on to the end, where she shags her parents, then her brother, and finally a pack of stray dogs. Michael Bay is going to be all over this.
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      CommentAuthorphill_sea
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    @DJ Stawes
    Thank-you. I haven't giggled maniacally and made my wife exasperatedly declare, "Just stop!" In far too long. Thank-you.
    
    And now, a .gif of dinosaur's penis fighting.
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    This is the kind of video that make fluid shoot wildly from your nose. So, grab a towel.
    
    
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    OH SHIT. This too is fantastic.
    
    
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2012

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    It was too bad that she had come with Tom, she thought. It would be fun to strip off naked and finger-fuck herself right there in the barn, with all those horny men pumping their pricks around her. But she knew that prudish Tom would not approve.

    
    
    Girl, he said yes to going with you to a fucking DONKEY SHOW, he's the exact opposite of a prude.