2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325977#Comment_325977 2012-03-05T03:45:57-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1223

Something very different this week. Yes, it’s shameless. No, that’s not a problem. THE RULES: -- This is for ART ONLY. Any pen-portraits, or crappy scribbles padded-out with words, ...

THE RULES:

-- This is for ART ONLY. Any pen-portraits, or crappy scribbles padded-out with words, will cause a deployment of the newly-trained Urethral Attack Maggots. And a banned account.
-- No stock-photo manipulation. That’s a particularly pertinent rule this week. No half-arsed bollocks. Anything deemed to be piss-takery will be nuked from orbit.
-- No more than ONE submission by any one person.

-- Note that, unlike the usual routine, you have only until Tuesday (13th) to complete your entries.


INSTRUCTIONS:

HOLLYWOOD CROSSED

By now you’ll be aware of the impending C-DAY on March 14th, during which Avatar – publishers of wrongosity and benefactors of This Here Board – will release various tasty tales set in the Crossed universe.

One of them is by me. A webcomic, completely free-to-air (along the same lines as the long-lamented Freakangels), about a bunch of people trying to build a doomed little community on an Island off the coast of Scotland.

It’s called Crossed: Wish You Were Here, and you can find out more about it here, with a big waffling Spurterview about the same right here. It will Be Good.

So far so shillbaggish. But I figured it’d be fun to mark the launch by Crossifying the R/R thread.

Ideally I’d like to pick one or two entries every day over the next week-and-a-bit, and persuade the Avatar guys to include them on the Crossed-blog as part of the rolling P.R.. No promises, but maybe that’ll make things a bit more immediate than the usual wait-‘til-the-end drill. That said, the best of the bunch will still go up on Bleedingcool as always.

SO WHAT’S CROSSED ALL ABOUT?

Simply: a worldwide infection – or virus, or godly curse, or who-fucking-knows-what – which marks its sufferers with a blood-red cross on their faces, dissolves their senses of morality and calm, and restores them to a state of pure, childlike, primal viciousness. They live only for fun, and they pursue it in the cruellest, stabbiest and most downright evil ways possible.

This isn’t a story about the end of the human race, it’s a story about what happens to the human race when the veneer of civilisation is peeled away.

AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DRAW, SI?

I think this’d be a good time to exercise our collective Drawing Real People glands, no?

I want you to imagine you’re stuck in Beverly Hills during the first 48 hours of the Crossed outbreak. I want you to draw me the Crossed actor, musician, or worthless celebrity skinwaste of your choice. I want to see Charlie Sheen bludgeoning Ashton Kutcher to death with a crackpipe. I want Crossed Oprah using her back-fat to suffocate babies. I want Crossed Arnie and Sly working together to snap anorexic actresses in half over their knees, while Crossed Leonard Nimoy uses his pointy costume-ears to pluck out Shatner’s goggly eyes.

Just for one week, let’s be shameless. Let’s be excessive and ridiculous and dark. Let’s be gloriously NSFW. Call it a holiday from art, a festival of debauchery, a Saturnalia of sadism.

Let’s have some Guilty Fun, m’kay?]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325987#Comment_325987 2012-03-05T06:13:38-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192

You really shouldn't use the phrase "guilty fun" with me.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325988#Comment_325988 2012-03-05T06:20:04-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Alan Tyson http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1299

Oooh... this is going to hurt.

hurt.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326009#Comment_326009 2012-03-05T10:37:24-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Dirtbag_Kingdom http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9371

This thread is going to be all dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks. yay!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326028#Comment_326028 2012-03-05T15:04:26-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 icelandbob http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5250

don't forget the masks of human skin people. and skull fucking as well!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326230#Comment_326230 2012-03-08T03:30:26-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 kmcleod http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=191

]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326280#Comment_326280 2012-03-08T17:39:26-08:00 2012-03-09T06:04:59-08:00 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192

(modified to protect more sensitive souls from Things They Don't Want To See) It's a Remake/Remodel! It's a Current Events Commentary! It's a Frothy Dessert Topping! Now if you'll excuse ...

(modified to protect more sensitive souls from Things They Don't Want To See)

It's a Remake/Remodel!
It's a Current Events Commentary!
It's a Frothy Dessert Topping!



Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to drawing actual porn. :)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326292#Comment_326292 2012-03-08T22:04:50-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 ScottS http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=370

@Jason A Quest - yeah. That's what I needed to see before I go to bed. ... ... bastard.

...

...

bastard.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326298#Comment_326298 2012-03-09T01:48:08-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1223

Whoa. Well that's... yep... that's there. Let's maybe try and avoid showing *actual* rapeyiness in subsequent entries, y'all.

Well that's... yep... that's there.

Let's maybe try and avoid showing *actual* rapeyiness in subsequent entries, y'all.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326299#Comment_326299 2012-03-09T02:28:03-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 kperkins http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=456

He did warn us Si.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326304#Comment_326304 2012-03-09T04:57:37-08:00 2012-03-09T04:58:12-08:00 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192

When you ask for shameless, excessive, ridiculous, dark, gloriously NSFW debauchery and sadism.... :)

ask for shameless, excessive, ridiculous, dark, gloriously NSFW debauchery and sadism.... :)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326309#Comment_326309 2012-03-09T06:17:55-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 ALE http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=6123

I want to see Charlie Sheen bludgeoning Ashton Kutcher to death with a crackpipe. I want Crossed Oprah using her back-fat to suffocate babies. I want Crossed Arnie and Sly working together to snap ...

I want to see Charlie Sheen bludgeoning Ashton Kutcher to death with a crackpipe. I want Crossed Oprah using her back-fat to suffocate babies. I want Crossed Arnie and Sly working together to snap anorexic actresses in half over their knees, while Crossed Leonard Nimoy uses his pointy costume-ears to pluck out Shatner’s goggly eyes.


"But no celebrity buggering, that's just creepy". L M F A O]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326311#Comment_326311 2012-03-09T06:50:10-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Philip http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8794

In all fairness, you were asking for it.. *deletes own rapey-murdery submission* Sigh.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326325#Comment_326325 2012-03-09T09:13:11-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1223

It's more a fear of getting the site shot-down than the eyepain, fwiw -- we have no "I'm over 18" thingy at the front end, after all, and people are a lot weirder about tackle-sightings ...

...for a given value of "fine".]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326333#Comment_326333 2012-03-09T10:19:15-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 FredG http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8557

On a lighter note: I was working on an illustration of a Kardashian (the hot one not the man one) beating the snot out of Paris Hilton, but figured they're both just one bad PCP coke snort ...

I was working on an illustration of a Kardashian (the hot one not the man one) beating the snot out of Paris Hilton, but figured they're both just one bad PCP coke snort away from doing this in real life, so who would be the last big star you would expect to crack. Herbie. And who wouldn't be pissed after being forced to go from Monte Carlo to NASCAR, take it out on those that started it all.(I like to think that Walt's head is thawing out in the trunk)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326334#Comment_326334 2012-03-09T10:22:44-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1223

AWESOME.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326338#Comment_326338 2012-03-09T11:13:25-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 JP Carpenter http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=2485

@Jason A Quest - yeah, that's pretty cool, but needs more Santorum

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326349#Comment_326349 2012-03-09T12:57:23-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192

Oh, I don't want to get into politics. Too controversial. ;)

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326360#Comment_326360 2012-03-09T15:18:54-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 eDave http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=4771

@ fred G I would like herbie smashing mickey on a T shirt please can I have that thank you very much please and thank you.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326361#Comment_326361 2012-03-09T15:25:57-08:00 2012-03-09T17:00:33-08:00 Dirtbag_Kingdom http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9371

Took a break from my thang to pump this out this afternoon. I am appalled at my own restraint, no dicks or half eaten fetus to be seen anywhere!

]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326414#Comment_326414 2012-03-10T13:02:03-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 kmcleod http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=191

Good to hear that there's no new clampdown on imagery--I've drawn more genitalia for Remake/Remodel than I could've ever foreseen. @FredG--Classic. Lindsay Lohan would've re-thought her life.

@FredG--Classic. Lindsay Lohan would've re-thought her life.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326420#Comment_326420 2012-03-10T13:49:21-08:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5192

Lately R/R is my main opportunity to not draw genitalia. :)

not draw genitalia. :)]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326522#Comment_326522 2012-03-12T01:36:43-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 mojokingbee http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=9538

Quickie Q: what's the exact cut-off date for this? It's close but I may have something by closing time.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326524#Comment_326524 2012-03-12T02:00:57-07:00 2012-03-12T02:03:30-07:00 dnewling http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10558

@Mojokingbee: Daddy Si set a shorter deadline - Tuesday 13 March - so I suggest you get a wiggle on!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326530#Comment_326530 2012-03-12T06:40:47-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 S. Madsen http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10598

I have been very busy, but found some time for one of my favorite comics: Crossed. Pen and ink of Jolie and Kung fu Panda doing stuff to people. Looking very much forward to the webcomic in a couple ...

]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326568#Comment_326568 2012-03-12T15:14:05-07:00 2012-03-12T17:06:07-07:00 allistermac http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10664

If Garth Ennis worked as Madonna's choreographer for the MTV Music Awards it may look a little like this.

If Garth Ennis worked as Madonna's choreographer for the MTV Music Awards it may look a little like this.]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326587#Comment_326587 2012-03-12T19:53:51-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 mthemordant http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=5515

Real quick one this time:

]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326590#Comment_326590 2012-03-12T20:48:37-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 RenThing http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=155

LOL

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326613#Comment_326613 2012-03-13T07:22:52-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1223

Ha!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326619#Comment_326619 2012-03-13T07:50:00-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Beamish http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8236

WINNER!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326623#Comment_326623 2012-03-13T08:07:35-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 johnjones http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1052

Agree, winner.

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326627#Comment_326627 2012-03-13T08:28:40-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Gordon http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=10275

This is on course to be best Remake/Remodel thread ever!

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326628#Comment_326628 2012-03-13T09:11:15-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 FredG http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=8557

The only thing that could make it worse was if it was in 3-D - that is a winner @mthemordant

http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326683#Comment_326683 2012-03-14T00:46:48-07:00 2013-06-18T18:23:06-07:00 Frank http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/account.php?u=1074

LOL!!