Fri, 24 May 2013 14:47:59 -0700 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/ Lussumo Vanilla 1.1.4 & Feed Publisher http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325977#Comment_325977 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325977#Comment_325977 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 03:45:57 -0800 Horrible Warning Si




THE RULES:

-- This is for ART ONLY. Any pen-portraits, or crappy scribbles padded-out with words, will cause a deployment of the newly-trained Urethral Attack Maggots. And a banned account.
-- No stock-photo manipulation. That’s a particularly pertinent rule this week. No half-arsed bollocks. Anything deemed to be piss-takery will be nuked from orbit.
-- No more than ONE submission by any one person.

-- Note that, unlike the usual routine, you have only until Tuesday (13th) to complete your entries.


INSTRUCTIONS:

HOLLYWOOD CROSSED

By now you’ll be aware of the impending C-DAY on March 14th, during which Avatar – publishers of wrongosity and benefactors of This Here Board – will release various tasty tales set in the Crossed universe.

One of them is by me. A webcomic, completely free-to-air (along the same lines as the long-lamented Freakangels), about a bunch of people trying to build a doomed little community on an Island off the coast of Scotland.

It’s called Crossed: Wish You Were Here, and you can find out more about it here, with a big waffling Spurterview about the same right here. It will Be Good.

So far so shillbaggish. But I figured it’d be fun to mark the launch by Crossifying the R/R thread.

Ideally I’d like to pick one or two entries every day over the next week-and-a-bit, and persuade the Avatar guys to include them on the Crossed-blog as part of the rolling P.R.. No promises, but maybe that’ll make things a bit more immediate than the usual wait-‘til-the-end drill. That said, the best of the bunch will still go up on Bleedingcool as always.

SO WHAT’S CROSSED ALL ABOUT?

Simply: a worldwide infection – or virus, or godly curse, or who-fucking-knows-what – which marks its sufferers with a blood-red cross on their faces, dissolves their senses of morality and calm, and restores them to a state of pure, childlike, primal viciousness. They live only for fun, and they pursue it in the cruellest, stabbiest and most downright evil ways possible.

This isn’t a story about the end of the human race, it’s a story about what happens to the human race when the veneer of civilisation is peeled away.

AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DRAW, SI?

I think this’d be a good time to exercise our collective Drawing Real People glands, no?

I want you to imagine you’re stuck in Beverly Hills during the first 48 hours of the Crossed outbreak. I want you to draw me the Crossed actor, musician, or worthless celebrity skinwaste of your choice. I want to see Charlie Sheen bludgeoning Ashton Kutcher to death with a crackpipe. I want Crossed Oprah using her back-fat to suffocate babies. I want Crossed Arnie and Sly working together to snap anorexic actresses in half over their knees, while Crossed Leonard Nimoy uses his pointy costume-ears to pluck out Shatner’s goggly eyes.

Just for one week, let’s be shameless. Let’s be excessive and ridiculous and dark. Let’s be gloriously NSFW. Call it a holiday from art, a festival of debauchery, a Saturnalia of sadism.

Let’s have some Guilty Fun, m’kay? ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325987#Comment_325987 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325987#Comment_325987 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 06:13:38 -0800 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325988#Comment_325988 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=325988#Comment_325988 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 06:20:04 -0800 Alan Tyson hurt. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326009#Comment_326009 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326009#Comment_326009 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:37:24 -0800 Dirtbag_Kingdom http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326028#Comment_326028 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326028#Comment_326028 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:04:26 -0800 icelandbob http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326230#Comment_326230 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326230#Comment_326230 Thu, 08 Mar 2012 03:30:26 -0800 kmcleod ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326280#Comment_326280 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326280#Comment_326280 Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:39:26 -0800 Jason A. Quest (modified to protect more sensitive souls from Things They Don't Want To See)

It's a Remake/Remodel!
It's a Current Events Commentary!
It's a Frothy Dessert Topping!



Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to drawing actual porn. :) ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326292#Comment_326292 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326292#Comment_326292 Thu, 08 Mar 2012 22:04:50 -0800 ScottS
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bastard. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326298#Comment_326298 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326298#Comment_326298 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 01:48:08 -0800 Horrible Warning Si
Well that's... yep... that's there.

Let's maybe try and avoid showing *actual* rapeyiness in subsequent entries, y'all. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326299#Comment_326299 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326299#Comment_326299 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 02:28:03 -0800 kperkins http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326304#Comment_326304 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326304#Comment_326304 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 04:57:37 -0800 Jason A. Quest ask for shameless, excessive, ridiculous, dark, gloriously NSFW debauchery and sadism.... :) ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326309#Comment_326309 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326309#Comment_326309 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:17:55 -0800 ALE I want to see Charlie Sheen bludgeoning Ashton Kutcher to death with a crackpipe. I want Crossed Oprah using her back-fat to suffocate babies. I want Crossed Arnie and Sly working together to snap anorexic actresses in half over their knees, while Crossed Leonard Nimoy uses his pointy costume-ears to pluck out Shatner’s goggly eyes.


"But no celebrity buggering, that's just creepy". L M F A O ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326311#Comment_326311 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326311#Comment_326311 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:50:10 -0800 Philip http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326325#Comment_326325 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326325#Comment_326325 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:13:11 -0800 Horrible Warning Si
...for a given value of "fine". ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326333#Comment_326333 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326333#Comment_326333 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:19:15 -0800 FredG


I was working on an illustration of a Kardashian (the hot one not the man one) beating the snot out of Paris Hilton, but figured they're both just one bad PCP coke snort away from doing this in real life, so who would be the last big star you would expect to crack. Herbie. And who wouldn't be pissed after being forced to go from Monte Carlo to NASCAR, take it out on those that started it all.(I like to think that Walt's head is thawing out in the trunk) ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326334#Comment_326334 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326334#Comment_326334 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 10:22:44 -0800 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326338#Comment_326338 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326338#Comment_326338 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 11:13:25 -0800 JP Carpenter http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326349#Comment_326349 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326349#Comment_326349 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:57:23 -0800 Jason A. Quest http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326360#Comment_326360 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326360#Comment_326360 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 15:18:54 -0800 eDave http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326361#Comment_326361 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326361#Comment_326361 Fri, 09 Mar 2012 15:25:57 -0800 Dirtbag_Kingdom ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326414#Comment_326414 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326414#Comment_326414 Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:02:03 -0800 kmcleod @FredG--Classic. Lindsay Lohan would've re-thought her life. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326420#Comment_326420 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326420#Comment_326420 Sat, 10 Mar 2012 13:49:21 -0800 Jason A. Quest not draw genitalia. :) ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326522#Comment_326522 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326522#Comment_326522 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 01:36:43 -0700 mojokingbee http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326524#Comment_326524 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326524#Comment_326524 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:00:57 -0700 dnewling http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326530#Comment_326530 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326530#Comment_326530 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 06:40:47 -0700 S. Madsen
]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326568#Comment_326568 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326568#Comment_326568 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 15:14:05 -0700 allistermac

If Garth Ennis worked as Madonna's choreographer for the MTV Music Awards it may look a little like this. ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326587#Comment_326587 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326587#Comment_326587 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:53:51 -0700 mthemordant ]]> http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326590#Comment_326590 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326590#Comment_326590 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:48:37 -0700 RenThing http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326613#Comment_326613 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326613#Comment_326613 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 07:22:52 -0700 Horrible Warning Si http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326619#Comment_326619 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326619#Comment_326619 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 07:50:00 -0700 Beamish http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326623#Comment_326623 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326623#Comment_326623 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 08:07:35 -0700 johnjones http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326627#Comment_326627 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326627#Comment_326627 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 08:28:40 -0700 Gordon http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326628#Comment_326628 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326628#Comment_326628 Tue, 13 Mar 2012 09:11:15 -0700 FredG http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326683#Comment_326683 http://freakangels.com/whitechapel/comments.php?DiscussionID=10532&Focus=326683#Comment_326683 Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:46:48 -0700 Frank