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1. • CommentAuthorKay Orchison
   • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012

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   @Beamish - Aren't they just?
2. •  
     CommentAuthorPurple Wyrm
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited

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   Behold the gravity defying majesty of the Golden Tree Snake - Chyrsopelea ornata ornatissima
   
   Snakes don't need no plane
   
   (There's no audio, so supply your own whimsical/terrifying music)
3. • CommentAuthorFlabyo
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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   @Purple Wyrm - I'm thinking 'ride of the valkyries' for some reason.
4. •  
     CommentAuthorVornaskotti
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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   22 Wackiest Photo Manipulations
   
   
   
   
5. •  
     CommentAuthorVornaskotti
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited

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   Okay, weird stuff here.
   
   http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/
   
   
   
   
6. •  
     CommentAuthorsneak046
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

    (10545.266)
   Markov Text Synthesizer
   
   Sample output below (the input was from William Gibson's Burning Chrome, put through three iterations with one-word grouping):
   
   

   "There's a mania for a uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most
   Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn on me. I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a uniquely American form of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a British obsession with the Fifties. There's a British obsession with the aberrant French hunger for a uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a
   uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a uniquely American form of American form of architecture"
   

   
   
   I am kinda tempted to dredge up the text from that 'cheap iphone 4' spam thread and run it through the syntheziser
7. • CommentAuthorFlabyo
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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   Red Band trailer for 'God Bless America'.
8. • CommentAuthormagnusisasillyname
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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   Worst children's entertainers ever!
   
   
9. • CommentAuthorgovernment spy
   • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited

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   And now I'm sad.
10. •  
      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    *twitches*
11. •  
      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited

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    Meanwhile, in Japan (profoundly NSFW):
    
12. •  
      CommentAuthorHorrible Warning Si
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    Tempted to ban @Celan forever.
13. •  
      CommentAuthorcity creed
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    I liked the bit when, wait, no I didn't.
14. •  
      CommentAuthorEd Jackson
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    That looks almost as good as Mutant Girls Squad.
15. •  
      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

     (10545.275)
    @celan
    
    ...I'm not sure if this is jumping the shark or not. Can the guy that created RoboGeisha actually jump the shark?
16. • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    @Celan
    
    Whaaaaaaa?
17. •  
      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    Let me try to deflect from @Celan
    
    
18. •  
      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

     (10545.278)

    Tempted to ban @Celan forever.

    
    I've had a good run. I don't suppose I could use the Nuremberg Defense?
19. • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    hahaha, I showed it to Edgar, and he said that it was like a Japanese Troma movie. So true.
20. • CommentAuthorbadbear
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012

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    Not sure that I can embed soundcloud here so I'm just going to link to the track.
    
    Jai Paul - Jasmine
    
    I'm obsessed.