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    @Beamish - Aren't they just?
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      CommentAuthorPurple Wyrm
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Behold the gravity defying majesty of the Golden Tree Snake - Chyrsopelea ornata ornatissima

    Snakes don't need no plane

    (There's no audio, so supply your own whimsical/terrifying music)
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    @Purple Wyrm - I'm thinking 'ride of the valkyries' for some reason.
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      CommentAuthorVornaskotti
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Okay, weird stuff here.

    http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/



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      CommentAuthorsneak046
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Markov Text Synthesizer

    Sample output below (the input was from William Gibson's Burning Chrome, put through three iterations with one-word grouping):

    "There's a mania for a uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most
    Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn on me. I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a uniquely American form of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a British obsession with the Fifties. There's a British obsession with the aberrant French hunger for a uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a
    uniquely American pop culture, something like the weird cowboys-and-Indians fetish of architecture that most Americans are scarcely aware of. At first I wasn't sure what she was talking about, but gradually it began to dawn There's a mania for a uniquely American form of American form of architecture"


    I am kinda tempted to dredge up the text from that 'cheap iphone 4' spam thread and run it through the syntheziser
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    And now I'm sad.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    *twitches*
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Meanwhile, in Japan (profoundly NSFW):
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    Tempted to ban @Celan forever.
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      CommentAuthorcity creed
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    I liked the bit when, wait, no I didn't.
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      CommentAuthorEd Jackson
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    That looks almost as good as Mutant Girls Squad.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    @celan

    ...I'm not sure if this is jumping the shark or not. Can the guy that created RoboGeisha actually jump the shark?
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    @Celan

    Whaaaaaaa?
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Let me try to deflect from @Celan

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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Tempted to ban @Celan forever.

    I've had a good run. I don't suppose I could use the Nuremberg Defense?
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    hahaha, I showed it to Edgar, and he said that it was like a Japanese Troma movie. So true.
    • CommentAuthorbadbear
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Not sure that I can embed soundcloud here so I'm just going to link to the track.

    Jai Paul - Jasmine

    I'm obsessed.