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    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    That Japanese film strikes me as being less insane than Miike's version of 'Hapiness of the Katakuri's'.

    Maybe I'm finally past the point where anything can disgust me...

    Let's digress. Over here, specifically in Germany, there's a huge market for simulation videogames of really mundane things. There's 'streetsweeper sim', 'bus driver 2012' and so on. The fun thing is that these aren't quick and dirty knock-off games, they're being put together by pretty decent teams.

    One of their biggest sellers is the hugely sedenatary 'farm simulator'.

    But as with all games, there are players who don't play by the rules.

    Warning: Contains Skrillex
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      CommentAuthorSalgood Sam
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Was told of this short silly film with my father in it many times by various friends of his over the years, but the people who mentioned it didn’t remember who made it so I had no idea where to look for it. Ends up his publisher Lorne Gould was the film maker! He’s posted a few of his old shorts along with this one on a YouTube account. Struck me as perfect for AROUND THE NET - If you have trouble reading the card on the box, it says

    “OPTIONAL FEATURE
    This box contains the astro ports and
    the special instructions sheet pertaining
    to “THE MIRACLE OF CREATION”

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    also, this.

    • CommentAuthorFrank
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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    "Oh look, he's running at us, you think he wants to say hello ?" No, dumbass, he just wants to kill you.

    Uploader says the hippo pierced a hole in the truck and almost took a chunk of his leg.
    You guys know that hippo kill more people than any other animal in Africa, right ? I suspect it's because people think they're cute. If they'd seen a lion running at them, i'm pretty sure they'd have started the car much sooner.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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    @Wood

    There's a lot of suspicion that when they mention the Leviathan in the Old Testament they're talking about a hippo. Those things are NOT to be fucked with.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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      CommentAuthorDextra
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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    Internet's over. Everybody go home.

    http://nyanwaits.com/
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      CommentAuthorEd Jackson
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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      CommentAuthorStoto
    • CommentTimeApr 6th 2012
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2012 edited
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    @ed
    Haha.

    @dextra
    You're right, of course.

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    =:(

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    I would really like to press the faces of these people on that barbecue.

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2012
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    @Vornaskotti

    I couldn't agree with you more. I'm an unrepentant meat eater but this is way past the bounds of what I'd find acceptable.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2012
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    "Unicorn chaser" for Octopus BBQ:
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2012
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