That Japanese film strikes me as being less insane than Miike's version of 'Hapiness of the Katakuri's'.
Maybe I'm finally past the point where anything can disgust me...
Let's digress. Over here, specifically in Germany, there's a huge market for simulation videogames of really mundane things. There's 'streetsweeper sim', 'bus driver 2012' and so on. The fun thing is that these aren't quick and dirty knock-off games, they're being put together by pretty decent teams.
One of their biggest sellers is the hugely sedenatary 'farm simulator'.
But as with all games, there are players who don't play by the rules.
Was told of this short silly film with my father in it many times by various friends of his over the years, but the people who mentioned it didn’t remember who made it so I had no idea where to look for it. Ends up his publisher Lorne Gould was the film maker! He’s posted a few of his old shorts along with this one on a YouTube account. Struck me as perfect for AROUND THE NET - If you have trouble reading the card on the box, it says
“OPTIONAL FEATURE This box contains the astro ports and the special instructions sheet pertaining to “THE MIRACLE OF CREATION”
"Oh look, he's running at us, you think he wants to say hello ?" No, dumbass, he just wants to kill you. Uploader says the hippo pierced a hole in the truck and almost took a chunk of his leg. You guys know that hippo kill more people than any other animal in Africa, right ? I suspect it's because people think they're cute. If they'd seen a lion running at them, i'm pretty sure they'd have started the car much sooner.
There's a lot of suspicion that when they mention the Leviathan in the Old Testament they're talking about a hippo. Those things are NOT to be fucked with.