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London Zoo: The Likely Offensive Leprechaun St. Patrick's Day Limerick Challenge 2012

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      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2012
     (10552.1)
    Risking a Urethral Attack Maggot,
    I recall a concept best forgot.
    Til the fake holiday,
    I invite writers to play
    And write a limerick... or not.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2012 edited
     (10552.2)
    I hope Ariana don't find this
    Lest the Lady of Engines remind us
    about all those 'chaplains
    who were flayed into mapskins
    Oh, God, is she standing behind us?
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      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2012
     (10552.3)
    As this thread has not yet been banned,
    the reluctance, I don't understand.
    So I'll have a go
    While I've still got some Strongbow.
    And trust it won't get out of hand.
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    If limericks are what you pencil
    A sense of scansion is essential
    I have to confess
    I cheat on the stress
    But my meter at least is prudential
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      CommentAuthorcity creed
    • CommentTimeMar 16th 2012 edited
     (10552.5)
    Chief mechanic's not known for her patience
    with dilatory ruminations
    but if that's all ya got
    then why the fuck not?
    it's the way of the whitechapel patrons
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    (apropos of absolutely nothing...)

    A Leprechaun haunted cathedral
    Was filled up with dice polyhedral
    The Leprechauns rolled
    And placed bets on their gold
    And drank themselves quite non-cerebral

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