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      CommentAuthordispophoto
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012
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    bit late to the birthday party, but Indiana Jones? yes! even the goddamn batman can't touch that.
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      CommentAuthorFishelle
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012
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    Two things. One, antique vibrators.

    Two, this painting.
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    Which really wouldn't be funny at all were it not for the fact that the guy that painted this is like the Thomas Kinkade of Mormons, and this will be in thousands of churches and LDS homes as soon as it gets mass produced. And every time I see it, I will laugh, like the immature cock happy child that I am.
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    Actually that's a lot better than Thomas Kinkade's later stuff. Kinkade's earlier work was a LOT more detail oriented and naturalistic. Before he turned into a pervert who painted houses burning in pastel colors. :D (There used to be a gallery of his up here, that closed after Kinkade had an issue with ...wandering hands, from what I remember....)That reminds me more of the binders and such I got in elementary school with the butterflies and unicorns and sea stuff with starscapes behind them. Laura something I think it was...
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      CommentAuthorFishelle
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012
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    @Root
    He's does better paintings than Kinkade did, but he's just as popular among his niche, and he makes his money on reproductions. It wasn't the quality of the painting itself I found hilarious so much as the placement of things and the fact that it would be hanging in tons of churches and homes of conservative folks who would not understand why I'm laughing so hard about it.
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    Jesus looks extremely white and well-groomed for a late Iron Age Jew.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012
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    ^^^^THAT TIMES ELEVENBILLIONTY
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012
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    I want to know why Jesus got to hang out a planet with wicked cool nebula sprawled the sky. Is his father God or something?
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    @StefanJ I could see the milky way looking like that when there's zero light or air pollution, as it would've been two thousand years ago. Go to the right places today and it almost looks like that.
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      CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012 edited
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    The night sky is nearly as impressive as that in the deserts of central Australia.

    It's actually a pretty cool picture. Jesus was an okay guy if you read the stuff he said and did, and not the other stuff people said about him later.
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      CommentAuthoraike
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2012
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    @dispophoto 1st July? Welcome to the club. :)
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2012
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    Guitarist for Metal Band
    The title says "Guitarist for Metal Band", not "Guitarist for chicken fucking, bluesy-riffs, and sonic diarrhea"
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      CommentAuthorsneak046
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2012 edited
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    Am I allowed to post 'New Aesthetic-cy' things in WC without fear of attack-maggots? I know a lot of you probably think the concept of The NA is a bit wanky, but just take a minute to watch this:

    Madmen Bittorrent Edition

    "The video captures an episode of the popular TV show in the act of being shared by thousands of users on bittorent. The video simultaneously acts as a visualisation of bittorrent traffic and the practice of filesharing and is an aesthetically beautiful by product of the bittorrent process as the pieces of the original file are rearranged and reconfigured into a new transitory in-between state."
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2012
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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2012
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    Tupac looking pretty good for a dead man.

    God damn I love living in the future.
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    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2012
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    Omg, that fart article is the funniest thing I've read in a while. Thank you.
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    Yeah, I always wondered why the hot ones stink so badly.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2012
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    Portrait of Zhang Yimou made of socks by Red Hong:
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      CommentAuthoroddbill
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2012
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    Re: that what fictional character shares your birthday thing?

    Harry Effing Potter, emthereffers!

    I win all of the birthdays.

    You're welcome.