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    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeMay 8th 2012
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    My mom says that when she was young, there was a guy in the town where she grew up called "raja nalgas" cos he would scrape his nails across the bums of female passersby.
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    In memory of Maurice Sendak, here's Christopher Walken reading Where the Wild Things Are. It is everything you think it could be.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMay 8th 2012
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    "Mei is an indentured slave in the brawl pits of Yue Fong, a floating city on the lawless seas between major Asian countries. When her little sister Nin is brutally murdered by a midget man-god with a cock the length of a firehose, she must rage through sex, semen and sharks to try and exact a revenge."

    Bukkake Brawl, folks.
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      CommentAuthorSobreiro
    • CommentTimeMay 8th 2012
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    Not actually Walken, but a nice tribute nonetheless...
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    @Sobreiro: Jesus, I can't even tell anymore.

    @Oldhat: "The room darkened, slathered with a tangible hatred. He groped himself with a left-lift-lift-down-right Cocknami-Code as he approached and the IF-THEN loop programmed into her tripped. Like dialing a clit-ring tone the entirety of her pussy uploaded the command and went into Moana Pleasea Overdrive."
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    @ oldhat: I read a good bit of that when he was serialising it on Twitter.


    Will
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      CommentAuthorEd Jackson
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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    MULLET!
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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      CommentAuthorOsmosis
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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    So here's a thoroughgoing critique of building a Death Star:

    "Understood properly, The Death Star is not worth it."
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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    This is . . . actually pretty good!

    My Little Avengers
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2012
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    • CommentAuthorKradlum
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2012
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    @celan bad photoshop is bad photoshop