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marrylessey1694 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:02:00 -0700

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marrylessey1694 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:03:17 -0700

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Ben Klumaster — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:10:52 -0700

Yes, yes, but what about your iPhones?

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icelandbob — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:28:18 -0700

Science time management technician?? This man fools with hypertime!!

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taphead — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 01:34:33 -0700

I love to experience all hot weather , specially the winter and snow!

HE IS ALSO HELPFUL

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Vornaskotti — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:10:48 -0700

Sorry marry, but my personal rule is that I never trust a person who actually writes out "world wide web". Sorry, them's the breaks, but but have an excellent time with Science Time Management. Here is a picture you might enjoy.

Translation: "UNCLE DONALD - THE STRUCTURE OF TIME HAS CHANGED" "at three at three at three o'clock in the morning"

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D.J. — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:36:01 -0700

Hey, hey. Are you insinuating something?

I will have you know I have done all the sex.

All of it.

There isn't anymore left.

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SEO expert walks in to bar irish pub public corner and orders beer ale bitter...

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chrisanthropic — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:16:39 -0700

I love these threads. @Vornaskotti that Donald image is burned into my soul forever now. You bastard.

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Horrible Warning Si — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:31:51 -0700

Yet again, finger hovers over the "delete thread and inject maggots into peeholes of all participants" button, then shifts at the last minute to "add your comments". Being a mod is hard.

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Alan Tyson — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:54:47 -0700

This is super better that "marry's" from

i Cannot believe my luck to see this FIRST THING in this morning. Now my day shall jump with

joy For certain!

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CETAN!

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STAN!

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(iPhones)

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sneak046 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 06:38:10 -0700

Salutations, I am a part of Science time management.
check out my life for valid causes that help children.
Glad to experience all hot weather , tv lamps miami photographers
Learning about new things is right now, more and most recently primarily on the Internet.
With the World Wide Web.
I am helpful. Salutations, I am helpful. Salutations, I have walked the economy as it is one of my life for for the Internet.
With the Internet.
With the economy as it is one of my life for for the winter and I am helpful.

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Paul Duffield — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:02:40 -0700

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lampcommander — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:25:09 -0700

Marry:

One way you should know is if the hymen is still intact--that's a thin mucus layer for the vagina. Traditionally, this "maidenhead" must be ruptured to take a gf's virginity, though it may also include bleeding, gf crying, your crying, and possibly opening a hyperdimensional portal. Also Cube 2 Hypercube slicebox machinations.

However, the problem with relying on this on a judge is that it is possible--nay, probable--for the maidenhead to be broken in other ways unrelated to sexuality intercourse. Gfs are very sensitive to color therapy, for example.

I hope this helps to answer your question. I'm super glad you love the Internet. Please check my website www.cheapiPhones4sale.com/goatse for more information on gf virginity shouldness.

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phill_sea — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:56:28 -0700

I would also recommend taking a few vacation days, since winter and snow are cold, not hot, weather.

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Jason A. Quest — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:11:27 -0700

I've never had my hymen broken (or been vaginally penetrated in any way). Am I a virgin?

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RenThing — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:15:52 -0700

@Jason A. Quest

Yes, I believe you are. For all time.

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lampcommander — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:34:59 -0700

@Jason: It was, after all, how to tell if a "gf" was a virgin. Are you a gf? If so, what type of pads do you buy for your sliceboxes?

I'm going off of limited information, I'm afraid.

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Jehrot — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:47:00 -0700

I've got a folder full of animated gfs. I'll have to check now.

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Emperor — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:48:39 -0700

The post raises so many questions I hope our new friend sticks around to address some of them

Like: Do you need to change your name in order to have it all in lower case?

And:

when possible I volunteer for for valid causes that help children.

Is it so bad to support invalid causes that help children? Or does that make it a cause that helps invalid children?

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government spy — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:53:42 -0700

@Emperor you beat me to it.

I'd really like to know what sort of black hole of a mental deficiency allows things like this and "iPhone4 for sale" to happen. It's like some sort of perfect storm of bad translation, poor grammar, THE INTERNETS, and stupidy all mixing together and vomiting out something veary near comprehensibility, but just not quite.

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Flabyo — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 09:58:49 -0700

@govspy - even if I spent a few afternoons writing something to autogenerate spam emails i couldn't come up with anything like this... I'd be too interested in keeping it legible...

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government spy — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:07:40 -0700

That's what I mean, this stuff cannot be created by purpose, nor completely randomly. Where in the internet ether does this stuff originate? It's like spam cancer taking on a life of its own...

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Morac — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:07:53 -0700

The machines are learning.

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Brian Schirmer — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:32:47 -0700

And with this thread, Uncle Warren returns to Whitechapel.

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Will Couper — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:13:13 -0700

I thought he asked if his gif was a virgin.

Will

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keyofsilence — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:38:07 -0700

Science time is more viscous and complex than Regular time. And Marry manages Science time.

Maximum respect.

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icelandbob — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:07:19 -0700

I love to experience all hot weather , specially the winter and snow!

Because if there is one thing that exists, then it's HOT SNOOOOOOOOW!

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Finagle — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:15:16 -0700

Virgin: The Untouched History., by Hanne Blank.

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D.J. — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:17:14 -0700

A technician in the field of Science
I love to experience all hot weather
I am helpful
I love the Internet
As tough as it is right now
Primarily on the World Wide Web
Message me
If you need my help
Learning about new things
Teach others how to benefit
For valid causes that help children
I am a technician in the field of Science

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Alan Tyson — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:08:26 -0700

Nice.

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Dextra — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:42:24 -0700

What the glorious fuck is going on here.

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Vornaskotti — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:55:01 -0700

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I am a technician
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flecky — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:30:44 -0700

Do-It-Yourself Upgradeable Virginity Kits, available on the World Wide Web, alleviated all my worries about my gf being loose before we met as partners on Science time management.

My bf isn't a virgin and, even though it makes me sad, I forgive him.

I wish I could be knowledgeable on the subject.

Someone must always help the children!

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roadscum — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:16:26 -0700

how should I know if my gf is still virgin?

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JP Carpenter — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 01:43:26 -0700

if not virgin marry lessey
if virging marry morey

(assuming the whole virgin thing is somehow a big deal).

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johnjones — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 02:19:08 -0700

@ JP Carpenter

I don't know if it is or not. I just figured that marrylessey1694 was some kind of internet daemon and was attempting to use an incantation made from spam e-mails and internet memes to banish it.

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kperkins — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 03:08:15 -0700

I always found virginity to be over rated, and tried my damdest to stop being one many many many years ago.
PS I, also, like hot snow.

Thanks for this thread, it's made my day.

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texture — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:59:49 -0700

Recently from Iowa I have a great family
The winter and snow!
The winter and snow!
I love to experience all hot weather.

Networking has been a part of my life
Most recently primarily!
Most recently primarily!
I love the Internet.

People who have walked the walk can teach others
More and more people are seeking advice...
More and more people are seeking advice...
Message me if you need my help.

With the economy as tough as it is right now
Check out my websites!
Check out my websites
I am a technician in the field of Science.

How should I know if my gf is still virgin?
Don't hesitate to interact here
Don't hesitate to interact here
Miami photographers.

Learning about new things is one of my passions
Valid causes that help children!
Valid causes that help children!
I am helpful.

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flecky — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 08:36:13 -0700

@ all: I cant stop sniggering.

The interweb was, surely, created for this thread!

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lucien — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:56:08 -0700

my iphone's a virgin, but not for long....

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RenThing — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:57:19 -0700

I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know

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Steve Toase — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 15:09:42 -0700

Since the hot snow started the internet is my only love. Some take the walk. We never see them again. We message them to find out what lies at the end of the path, but only get static.
I specialise in time management. I'm part of the problem. Managing time is like twisting snakes into embroidery. If we could reverse it we would.
I have a good family. Had. The past tense is so hard these days.
I'm from Iowa, Chicago originally. The edges blur.
I sit here and network, watch the network creep out, fibres of light through the hot snow.
We want to help the children.
Salutations.
Is anyone there? Beyond the hot snow.

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(the spambots have hacked the product review form on a medical site we manage...)

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JP Carpenter — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:25:32 -0700

hang on...

'I am a technician in the field of science time management'...

Fuck. It's THE DOCTOR. He's TRAPPED IN SPAM AND TRYING TO TALK TO US...

we need to help him, people...

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Gordon — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 06:43:29 -0700

By sacrificing a virgin?

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marrylessey1694: Try fisting her.

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Dear World Wide Web

I do not understand this thread. Am I going to hell?

P.S. Hot Snow exists only in Hell.

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glukkake — Wed, 23 May 2012 01:01:15 -0700

WHY HAS THIS THREAD BEEN REVIVED?!

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Alan Tyson — Wed, 23 May 2012 01:23:19 -0700

Because I Love the Internet.

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Gordon — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:49:22 -0700

You're not the first. The internet lost its cherry a long, long time ago...