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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.21)
    @Jason A. Quest

    Yes, I believe you are. For all time.
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    @Jason: It was, after all, how to tell if a "gf" was a virgin. Are you a gf? If so, what type of pads do you buy for your sliceboxes?

    I'm going off of limited information, I'm afraid.
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      CommentAuthorJehrot
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.23)
    I've got a folder full of animated gfs. I'll have to check now.
    • CommentAuthorEmperor
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.24)
    The post raises so many questions I hope our new friend sticks around to address some of them

    Like: Do you need to change your name in order to have it all in lower case?

    And:

    when possible I volunteer for for valid causes that help children.


    Is it so bad to support invalid causes that help children? Or does that make it a cause that helps invalid children?
  2.  (10605.25)
    @Emperor you beat me to it.

    I'd really like to know what sort of black hole of a mental deficiency allows things like this and "iPhone4 for sale" to happen. It's like some sort of perfect storm of bad translation, poor grammar, THE INTERNETS, and stupidy all mixing together and vomiting out something veary near comprehensibility, but just not quite.
    • CommentAuthorFlabyo
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.26)
    @govspy - even if I spent a few afternoons writing something to autogenerate spam emails i couldn't come up with anything like this... I'd be too interested in keeping it legible...
  3.  (10605.27)
    That's what I mean, this stuff cannot be created by purpose, nor completely randomly. Where in the internet ether does this stuff originate? It's like spam cancer taking on a life of its own...
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      CommentAuthorMorac
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.28)
    The machines are learning.
  4.  (10605.29)
    And with this thread, Uncle Warren returns to Whitechapel.
  5.  (10605.30)
    I thought he asked if his gif was a virgin.


    Will
  6.  (10605.31)
    Science time is more viscous and complex than Regular time. And Marry manages Science time.

    Maximum respect.
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.32)
    I love to experience all hot weather , specially the winter and snow!


    Because if there is one thing that exists, then it's HOT SNOOOOOOOOW!

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      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012 edited
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.34)
    A technician in the field of Science
    I love to experience all hot weather
    I am helpful
    I love the Internet
    As tough as it is right now
    Primarily on the World Wide Web
    Message me
    If you need my help
    Learning about new things
    Teach others how to benefit
    For valid causes that help children
    I am a technician in the field of Science
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.35)
    Nice.
  7.  (10605.36)
    Post Spam on Whitechapel
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      CommentAuthorDextra
    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
     (10605.37)
    What the glorious fuck is going on here.
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      CommentAuthorVornaskotti
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2012 edited
     (10605.38)
    when possible
      when possible
        when possible
    I am a technician
    Learning about new things

    I volunteer
      I volunteer
        I volunteer
    in the field of Science time management
    I love the Internet.

    help children
      help children
        help children
    Message me if you need my help
    don't hesitate to interact here
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2012
     (10605.39)
    Do-It-Yourself Upgradeable Virginity Kits, available on the World Wide Web, alleviated all my worries about my gf being loose before we met as partners on Science time management.

    My bf isn't a virgin and, even though it makes me sad, I forgive him.

    I wish I could be knowledgeable on the subject.

    Someone must always help the children!
    • CommentAuthorroadscum
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2012
     (10605.40)
    how should I know if my gf is still virgin?

    Check carefully the box she arrived in, reject if tape shows signs of tampering, is broken or resealed. All claims must be notified to carrier within three working days.