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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2012
     (10605.41)
    @ marrylessey1694

    Cash-gold for virgins, big penis. Cash-gold for virgins, big penis! Hello, I am the minister of finance Goatse. Cheapdrugs there is a message waiting for you. Sex with Viagra Apartment Finder. LASIK surgery for cheapness. RX refund from Canada. Cat piano dramatic hamster. Hey, there, remember me? Cash gold for virgins, big penis.
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    if not virgin marry lessey
    if virging marry morey

    (assuming the whole virgin thing is somehow a big deal).
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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
     (10605.43)
    @ JP Carpenter

    I don't know if it is or not. I just figured that marrylessey1694 was some kind of internet daemon and was attempting to use an incantation made from spam e-mails and internet memes to banish it.
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      CommentAuthorkperkins
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
     (10605.44)
    I always found virginity to be over rated, and tried my damdest to stop being one many many many years ago.
    PS I, also, like hot snow.

    Thanks for this thread, it's made my day.
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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
     (10605.45)
    Recently from Iowa I have a great family
    The winter and snow!
    The winter and snow!
    I love to experience all hot weather.

    Networking has been a part of my life
    Most recently primarily!
    Most recently primarily!
    I love the Internet.

    People who have walked the walk can teach others
    More and more people are seeking advice...
    More and more people are seeking advice...
    Message me if you need my help.

    With the economy as tough as it is right now
    Check out my websites!
    Check out my websites
    I am a technician in the field of Science.

    How should I know if my gf is still virgin?
    Don't hesitate to interact here
    Don't hesitate to interact here
    Miami photographers.

    Learning about new things is one of my passions
    Valid causes that help children!
    Valid causes that help children!
    I am helpful.
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    @ all: I cant stop sniggering.

    The interweb was, surely, created for this thread!
    • CommentAuthorlucien
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    my iphone's a virgin, but not for long....
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know
    • CommentAuthorSteve Toase
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012 edited
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    Since the hot snow started the internet is my only love. Some take the walk. We never see them again. We message them to find out what lies at the end of the path, but only get static.
    I specialise in time management. I'm part of the problem. Managing time is like twisting snakes into embroidery. If we could reverse it we would.
    I have a good family. Had. The past tense is so hard these days.
    I'm from Iowa, Chicago originally. The edges blur.
    I sit here and network, watch the network creep out, fibres of light through the hot snow.
    We want to help the children.
    Salutations.
    Is anyone there? Beyond the hot snow.
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      CommentAuthoroneiros
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    This may be the greatest thread string g-string ass sex porn penis viagra ever.
    • CommentAuthorPooka
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    and this is what I did with fifteen minutes of my evening...and I consider it well spent. :P
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    I`m giving      three stars             ahutors    write well,             provide             information             experiences    medical writers. I`m      giving    three stars           `s incomplete     frustrating. Basically I felt cheated.      isn`t really a whole book.   `s              a book.      section goes through     experiences        two ahutors         become medical writers.                        give     information    exactly      kind    writing a medical writer     ,     formats involved,                   ,        market yourself         a job    a medical writer.             first book    a self-published series,         further information        field,     reader                next book        series,         one           ,         one           ,    , I assume,     $16.95 each.                    a much better project        ahutors             a full, complete book     divided         three sections:     first section       consist         book (possibly     slightly, down    100 pages),     second section       detail     kinds    writing a medical writer     ,         third section                                 details               a job    a medical writer.                      a much better,     more complete, project                stood              chance    being picked up    a commercial publisher. I       happily      plunked down $19.95    $22.95     such a book.       I     , I felt cheated.                     a few       self-published books I mistakenly       , I`ve purged     self-published books         wish list.     I        going            next        ahutors` series    Accidental Medical Writer books.        next.        next.        next.

    (the spambots have hacked the product review form on a medical site we manage...)
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    hang on...

    'I am a technician in the field of science time management'...

    Fuck. It's THE DOCTOR. He's TRAPPED IN SPAM AND TRYING TO TALK TO US...

    we need to help him, people...
    • CommentAuthorGordon
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2012
     (10605.54)
    By sacrificing a virgin?
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      CommentAuthorphill_sea
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2012 edited
     (10605.55)
    DOCTOR: TAKE ALL THE PILLS. They will give you a REAL REPLICA WATCH BONER, which you can RIDE INTO the REAL REAL WORLD.


    OUR POETRY WILL SAAAAAAAAVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
    • CommentAuthorales kot
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2012
     (10605.56)
    marrylessey1694: Try fisting her.
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    Dear World Wide Web

    I do not understand this thread. Am I going to hell?

    P.S. Hot Snow exists only in Hell.
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    The hot snow
    Iowa
    Real Replica Real
    Cheap iPhone 4 on SALE
    Save the Children
    Cheap iPhone 4s on SALE
    Cheap hot snow
    Now on the world wide web
    I am a science
    three stars.
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012 edited
     (10605.59)
    Message waiting
    Message waiting
    Message waiting
    You've won!
    Iowa sweepstakes
    Cheap sweepstakes

    Cheap stakes
    Cheapskates
    Sale message waiting
    Sale message sending
    Sale message failing

    You've won! You're a winner! You're OUR winner!
    Cheap IowaPhone on SALE.
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      CommentAuthoragentarsenic
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012 edited
     (10605.60)
    Pasting this into the cut up technique machine lead to some interesting results. http://languageisavirus.com/cutupmachine.html

    "I can is and volunteer can snow! Networking love from Iowa, people a you seeking is Internet. With my people am passions. when marry Chicago am part and snow! Networking Internet. With World seeking snow! With Science for awesome love love passions."

    I don't know what love love passions are, but I'm glad there's a Science dedicated to furthering them.

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