One of my greatest aims is to make Whitechapel a nexus for Desirable Information.
Memes, virals, that which makes you laugh, that which makes your bowels weep; anything found or scavenged online which has no informative value: that stuff will continue to go in “Around The Net.” I’ll be updating that once every four weeks too.
Here is where we gorge ourselves on the creamy clostrum of Information. Here is where we nuzzle at the red-raw teat of the Up-To-Date Dataweb. Bring me the light of your Weird Wisdom and your New News.
(Anything of particular interest, go ahead and create new threads in this category to delve deeper.)
Popocatépetl, a volcano 70km from Mexico City, is stirring.
The fear is that an ash cloud (Eyjafjallajökull-style) could paralyse Mexico City, home to 9 million people. Some sites are saying that more than 30 million people live within sight of Popocatépetl, which in and of itself is a pretty remarkable statistic.
When my sister was at uni in Puebla she could see Popocatepetl from the campus. She said the rooftops were ashen when it started smoking while she was there.
It's basically a tiny molecule in sort of a sphere shape. It's named after Buckminster Fuller, who was a rather brilliant designer of things like geodesic domes--domes that are actually made of flat polygonal plates. Basically, the idea is that if you get a bunch of atoms together in a shape made of tiny pentagons, it forms this strong ball-like structure that does rather strange things.
It's kind of similar to carbon nanotubes, if you're familiar with those, in that it's a bunch of carbon atoms arranged in totally abnormal ways.
The short version: cheap space telescopes to launch starting within 18 months, followed by some sort of space tug and resource extraction package within 3-5 years.
It sounds like they want to target carbonaceous asteroids so I'm assuming they plan to fractionally distill them in space to get water and Oxygen and other gases.
I'm actually OK with someone paying Facebook for the right to advertise discreet male catheters and niche dating services in my sidebar. I guess if I'm the merchandise, at some point they're going to try and return me?
Eventually those things will make it to America. And then somebody will film Real Steel Geezer Fights featuring them. Prior to this there will probably be a version filmed in Japan, that will involve schoolgirls and vagina bubbles that will be even more awesome.