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    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2012
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    Vampire Coffee Shop by Oxbrow

    Obvious satirical brickbat - giant franchises where if you stand outside one you can see another one along the street. Homogenised, homogenising, everywhere. Draining choice, one shopfront at a time.

    Logo (the art bit) on its own here.
    • CommentAuthordnewling
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2012
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    Funny, I'm having a dig at advertising with mine as well (not telling you how, though!). With any luck I will have it done in the next couple of days. Then my placeholder on page one comes down and my entry goes up.
    • CommentAuthorShang
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2012
     (10628.43)
    chromatophage


    Chromatophage - sucks colour out of people for sustenance. Victims probably lose all personality or something :P
    • CommentAuthordnewling
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2012
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    @Oxbrow: I love your take on the vampire in advertising for human consumption. Consumption is part of vampirism and its appeal I reckon. My own take on it is up now. It's on page one and replaces the placeholder I put there earlier.
    • CommentAuthorkmcleod
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2012
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    @Oxbrow--like the reference to the Harkers; there's a spot in D.C. where there are three Starbucks within eyesight.
    Cafes, social media and video games flow through this challenge; has the feel of concepts aligning.
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    Down the street from me, there's a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks.
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2012
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    Shang : I believe Marceline in Adventure Time does just that, although she only sucks the color red.
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2012
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    I wonder if there's a hidden tunnel connecting them...
    • CommentAuthordnewling
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2012
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    @Oxbrow: well, those consumer chains do feed off each other. Fast food joints (MacDonalds, Burger King, Wendy etc) and restaurants crowd together for the same reason - to feed off each other. Hmm, I wonder if there's another take on the vampire there....

    But my entry's up now and I'm happy with it, so no more takes on the vampire for me.
    • CommentAuthorShang
    • CommentTimeMay 4th 2012
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    @Wood - Ah, bummer. It had to be taken :P
    • CommentAuthorZlatan
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2012
     (10628.51)


    When I was a little boy I thought this was how it works.
    Some people still do I think.
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    It feeds on your insecurities and doubts.....less messy, more efficient and plentiful in supply.
    also...drawing reflections is hard and I can't top Vamp condoms.
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    Plastic Vampire

    Oh, you know you have fed her. You do it everyday and enjoy it.
    • CommentAuthor256
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2012 edited
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    Tricky challenge, this one. Since it's deadline day already, I thought I'd share what I've got.

    @Zlatan - really not sure how I feel about that.

    RR-FFV-0-5-o1
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2012 edited
     (10628.55)
    @ mojokingbee: the black eyes and mouth with light spilling out are... nyaaaaa - looks warily at mirror behind him. Good stuff!
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      CommentAuthorallistermac
    • CommentTimeMay 5th 2012 edited
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    Rupert Murdoch

    Rupert Murdoch: The ultimate fucking Vampire. Enough said.
    • CommentAuthorZlatan
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2012 edited
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    256: Then I have succeded. :)
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    Hey Zlatan: Can you draw a follow-up where Eddie is getting his dick shot off by Billy's mom? Maybe also show her branding "I am a creepy asshole" into his forehead. I'm not a monster, though--I'll imagine a scenario where she lets him live after turning him into a hideous cripple.

    Thanks in advance, man! It will help considerably with the nightmares.
    • CommentAuthorZlatan
    • CommentTimeMay 6th 2012
     (10628.59)
    I'm sorry if you have nightmares but isn't that what horror is supposed to be? An imaginary story that creeps out people? This is just a different version of Twilight's Edward and Bella, about an imaginary monster trying to magically convert a young victim to be like him.
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