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    If the spiders aren't enough to keep you away from Australia, how about this?

    Everybody needs good neighbours
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2012
    @Greasemonkey - Because most the crazy bigoted christians are from the Bible Belt area of the U.S.
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    Oh and (going back a bit) if we're talking Triple M ads, I was always partial to this slightly later one...

    Rock-Satan Assembly Line
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    I'm Christian and I just found out my brother was just proposed to by his long time boyfriend.

    It's an abomination...
    ...that I'm going to be paying for my own airfare to see them get married ;)

    I couldn't be happier for them. Can't see a reasonable God really giving a crap where someone sticks their penis, because lawd knows, straight people have stuck it in some strange places (pool filters, car exhausts, etc)
    • CommentAuthormanglr
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    Well for all the people sticking their bits in pool filters, I do hope that they watch the spider video upthread and realize that some things aren't worth the risk.

    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    @ Greasemonkey:

    Dad burn it, just you hold your potato. She's all hat and no cattle, born on crazy creek. She needs to cut her own weeds cuz that ain't fitting.

    I'm mighty glad that's in my behind*.

    (*oh the irony.)

    Translation brought to you by Tawkin' Suthern: How to Speak with a Southern Accent
    • CommentAuthorWombatNeil
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    I love when someone agrees to talk to the media about something that happened, then act all pissed off about the fact that they're being asked questions about the thing that happened. No one forced you to be on TV. What did you think you were going to talk about? If you don't have an explination for it, don't agree to go on TV and talk about it.
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    You know, I do think at the start she may have been trying to explain that the pastor meant the statement as a metaphor and that it wasn't the message of the whole sermon, but trying to explain it was a strain on her and so she just took it down a literal path because it was easier.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012

    Considering some of his previous statements on homosexuality (suchas "and, by god, they'd be hung from a white oak tree"), I don't think he was speaking metaphorically.

    The thing that gets me about her is that I think she knows how bad the things he said sound and, really, how idiotic they are (like Anderson points out, more gay kids would be born outside the fence so doing that to the existing gays doesn't solve anything) except she's such a bigot she still thinks it's a good idea.
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    @RenThing I'm not saying that he WAS speaking metaphorically, I'm saying that I think that she was trying to say that he was, but failed.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    Ah, ok, I get you. And I agree with you. This is why PR damage control should be left to those people with good speaking skills.
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    Indifferent cats in amateur porn

    What it says on the tin :D
    • CommentAuthorSteve Toase
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012 edited
    You need to look at this picture
    and listen to this at the same time
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    Do you know where the Michael Meyers (Halloween movie)mask came from? A lot of people don’t realize it’s a Don Post “Space Captain” mask painted white.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2012
    @Steve Toase

    I own that book and have even read it to my son.
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    @RenThing did it work? Wife's due in three months.
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    Some more gratuitous spider shots
    Spider shots
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    It's the Japanese cock festival!

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    I hold one of those in my basement every other Sunday.
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    Picture of my great-great-great-grandad from Australia's pioneering days, around 1860. Behold the Power Of The Beard!