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    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2012 edited
    Footage from one of the most strongly anticipated video-games of this season!
    Warning: contains loud music, drug references, and rap shout outs.
    Stone Quarry Simulator 2012
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2012
    Joshua "no relation" Ellis has been a guest on Grinding, and he's written a hefty update on his old Grim Meathook Future bit. Not light reading, but really fucking good.

    It’s my experience that most venture capitalists and serial entrepreneur types are almost identical, personality-wise, to the street hustlers and drug dealers whose acquaintance I’ve made over the years. They may wear polo shirts instead of Fubu and spend their money on organic produce instead of custom hubcap rims, but they operate on the same principle: waking up every day figuring out new ways to get paid. Whether these ways are good for society as a whole, or even for the person who’s doing the paying, is a minor consideration next to the paycheck itself. And if you’re not a means to that end, well, fuck you.
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2012
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2012
    ^ - Okay, when the Airwolf music kicked in and they started hassling cows, I laughed like a monkey on drugs.
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2012
    Seems like this might have already been posted here but...Movies / Simpsons Tumblr

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    Idiocracy is now a documentary....

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    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2012
    @greasemonkey I honestly can't bring myself to watch that video. Knowing that the title is called "Ain't No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven", I think I got the gist.
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2012
    To get the taste of the little brainwashed bigot-spawn wowing the congregation of ignorant hayseeds out of your mouths:

    Oh, Fortuna, misheard
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    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2012
    "Ain't No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven"

    sounds like a song from a South Park episode.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
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