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    Not only am I never going to Australia, I'm now considering never learning to drive, just in case.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    Okay, something to help wash away the horrors:

    a cool jazzy cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit
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    Switzerland's contribution to this year's Eurovision finally clears up the mystery about where Tommy Wiseau is actually from.

    FALLOWEN YUR WAULDEST DREM
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    BACON ARMOUR ACTIVATE

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    Me and my hatred/fear of spiders is hating you all from California. Vicious bile-hate.
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    I am in california. When I was a kid we had a pet tarantula named October.
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    I generally don't mind spiders. Someone posted this on here before and it is freaky.
    fucking spiders
    I was sure it was a lovely winters image at first.

    raaaa
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    I never should have said anything about spiders.

    Anyway, here's this:
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    asdfa
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    @lampcommander

    ...Is it awful that I'm almost tempted to apply?
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    I've already sent them an early draft of my first screenplay, Laser Dicks.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2012
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    • CommentAuthorFrank
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2012
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    • CommentAuthorSteve Toase
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2012 edited
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2012 edited
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    If you can't read the tattoo, it's a quote from the Old Testament book of Leviticus instructing Hebrew men not to lie with other men 'as with a woman'.

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    Does anyone here speak Mandarin? I'd love to know what the old guy and the cop are saying at the end.

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      CommentAuthoragentarsenic
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2012 edited
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    So apparently some snake oil company is trying with the Spanish Fly again - only this time WITH "SCIENCE" behind it. It is marketed towards basement dwelling gamer nerds with no friends, no joke.

    EROX

    EROX
    my pre-order is in
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      CommentAuthorBeamish
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2012 edited
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