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    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2012 edited
    Down about 40 pounds since spring. Replacing carbohydrates with amphetamines worked for me!

    For comparison, here's me in September (I'm the one without the steampunk hairfalls)

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    @ Paul Sizer
    Thank you!

    @ Dextra
    Hope your house holds up!
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2012
    @Flecky Good Lord, man, 7'1"? Seriously???

    @Fauxhammer Well played sir --looking good(er).
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2012 edited
    @phill sea: HAHAHA!!

    Nah, I'm about 6"2. Still...DRINK BEER!! (not me, though).
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2012
    @Fauxhammer, nice work!
    @flecky, wow, you're ... taller ... than I ... pictured ... for a drug addict? Huh, that's weird.
    @oddbill, BADASS BEARD, BRAH

    Here are my toes. My friend gave me a Pride pedicure. Hot shit, if I do say so myself (not that I had anything to do with it).
    Also she put needles in my foot, but that's a story for another time.

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    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2012
    @ Oddbill: I've been trying for the Tapered Agamemnon for-bloody-ever, with no luck, damn you. Facepubes on the left curl under/curve/"lie" to the right, whereas those on the right also veer to the right, leaving me looking ever more permanently windswept the longer it gets. Is there a beard-straightening device available? (Don't answer that.)

    Anyway, not so much a self-portrait as a nightmare/seizure-inducer.

    (Oh, Photoshop, so much to answer for.)
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    Foamhead -- I have the same problem! I have to keep my beard trimmed otherwise it looks really lopsided.
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2012
    @TheMightyFoamhead - well, there are hair straighteners available, flat irons. They sell them in various sizes, you could probably get one suitable for your beard size. I totally have one just for the purposes of straightening the two little lengths of hair I have growing out by my ears (my sort of sideburn things). If I dont they curl forward from having been tucked behing my ear. Also, hot damn you pull off a lot of hair styles!

    Here's a photo of me testing out new makeup - note the unstraightened female-sideburn-thingies-whatthefuckdoIcallthose
      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2012
    They are called "girlburns" and let's leave it at that...
    • CommentTimeJun 30th 2012 edited
    @ Argos: I like to call my "look" the IncreasinglyCan'tBeBotheredGettingOffMyFatLazyArseAndGoToTheBarbersOrEvenShaveOccasionally.

    As for your good self: hair, lippy and especially the specs...all fabulous! (seriously)
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    First ride out on the bike in ages. You can't see in this photo, but my beard tends to split when when riding.
    • CommentAuthorArgos
    • CommentTimeJul 1st 2012 edited
    Girlburns it is! Thanks, Sizer!

    Foamhead - well, you pull off the IncreasinglyCan'tBeBotheredGettingOffMyFatLazyArseAndGoToTheBarbersOrEvenShaveOccasionally much better than a lot of people can. And thanks for the compliments!

    Anyway, my friend introduced me to the absurdity of Japanese photobooth apps. I've been spending way too much time with it, it's stupid fun.

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