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    Random net link, no context - sorry.
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      CommentAuthorphill_sea
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    @Lazarus99 and DJStawes I have that problem with both Goyte and our own Steven Toase D: ; ;
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    That's a new one ;) On a sightly less disturbing level my surname is also an acronym for Tales Of A Scorched Earth by Smashing Pumpkins.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012 edited
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    Topical humor in the U.S.:
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    More topical humor for the US, people who are moving to Canada because they're pissed off about the Supreme Court's decision to uphold the health care act. I'm not sure they got the memo about Canada's socialized medicine...
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012 edited
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    ...the hell?

    I mean, I guess they can still pay for their health care by not getting a health card, but...WHY?
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    @Oldhat, it's a pretty common joke in America that if you hate something the government/public/whatever has done, you move to Canada. Maybe rooted in the draft dodgers in Vietnam?
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    We have the same thing up here. Whenever the conservatives get more power we threaten to move to America, forgetting that our version of conservative is actually moderate to the US.
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    Maybe you could threaten to move to... err... Greenland instead ?
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      CommentAuthorphill_sea
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012 edited
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    @steve It stems from my chronic inability to pronounce things correctly. In my mind your last name is "TOE sea." which is close to my midwestern american slur "GO sea" pronunciation of "Goatse." My English relatives and ancestors, no doubt, spin in their graves.

    @Dork that link is hilarious and horrifying in the extreme.

    p.s. Is it too soon to start a US Election Thread. ?
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    @phil No worries :). It's a ver' uncommon surname. More ToeZ.
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    also: there needs to be mass production of this sticker stat.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    Well, I didn't know that this was a thing: Cow Magnet
    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeJun 28th 2012
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    I want a smartphone app that throws a few sausages on for me, then stands around smoking and getting drunk with my friends.
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    • CommentAuthorFrank
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2012
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    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeJun 29th 2012
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    ...is it even legal to drive at 265 kmh in New Zealand ?