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1. •  
     CommentAuthorlampcommander
   • CommentTimeOct 16th 2012

    (10820.1)
   I have a friend who keeps a YouTube account where he posts some crazy videos. Today he posted this on Facebook:
   
   

   so i got a comment on one of my videos on youtube, which is an anti-smoking rap. the commenter said, "you didnt mention the part about how jesus christ will hate you". i replied, "what?". he replied "if you smoke, jesus will hate you". I looked at his channel. he has one video posted.

   
   
2. •  
     CommentAuthoroldhat
   • CommentTimeOct 16th 2012

    (10820.2)
   Got a...got a link to your friend's feed?
3. •  
     CommentAuthorlampcommander
   • CommentTimeOct 16th 2012 edited

    (10820.3)
   Duh. This is his YouTube page, and he also started contributing to this video review blog. He's worked at Half Price Books for years, and I've personally seen his thousands of VHS tapes--boxes and boxes jam-packed with craziness like this:
   
   
   His comment on the pic: "You may think it's a joke, but it's not."
4. •  
     CommentAuthorPurple Wyrm
   • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

    (10820.4)
   I can't decide whether that eagle thing is a shitty performance of a genuine Native American chant, or someone taking the piss.
   
   Is there a variation of Poe's Law that covers indigenous cultures?
5. •  
     CommentAuthorCat Vincent
   • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

    (10820.5)
   @celan: That's not kinky sex. This is kinky sex.
   
   
6. •  
     CommentAuthortexture
   • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

    (10820.6)
   @lampcommander - that's getting sampled.
7. •  
     CommentAuthorWill Couper
   • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

    (10820.7)
   @ Cat Vincent: Ah, Jam. The foot-high car is a favourite of mine.
   
   
   Will
8. •  
     CommentAuthorCat Vincent
   • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012 edited

    (10820.8)
   @Will Couper: So much love for Jam. Faves include sex-for-a-house, whipping with a Space Hopper, Doctor-sex-phone-line, pretty much any scene with Julia Davis, Simon Pegg's unrepentant rapist...
9. •  
     CommentAuthorsneak046
   • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

    (10820.9)
   <3 Jam....
   
   Justifiable Homicide anyone?
   
   
10. • CommentAuthora ethic whelp
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.10)
    Killing Sun readers would be justified but where does it end? Daily Mail? Daily Express?
11. •  
      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.11)
    Yup, the internet is still working as usual: Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls
12. • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.12)
    Suicidal man kicked back into window off of ledge.
    
    That's one way to deal with a potential jumper.
13. •  
      CommentAuthorPurple Wyrm
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.13)
    From Wikipedia's Middle-earth in Film page...
    
    In the 1970s John Boorman was contracted by United Artists to direct an adaptation that would have collapsed the entire [Lord of the Rings Trilogy] into a single film. [...] In the script by Boorman and Rospo Pallenberg, many new elements have been inserted or modified. Among other things, Gimli is put in a hole and beaten so he can retrieve the password to Moria from his ancestral memory, Frodo and Galadriel have sexual intercourse, Arwen is made into a teenaged spiritual guide with her role as Aragorn's love interest wholly transferred to Éowyn, and Aragorn’s healing of Éowyn takes place on the battlefield and given sexual overtones.
    
    Derp wat?
14. •  
      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012 edited

     (10820.14)
    Because John Boorman in the 1970's:
    
    
    
    ETA: God, it's been a while since the last bout of Zardoz in these parts. It's like coming home.
15. •  
      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.15)
    And this is how the world ends:
    
    
16. •  
      CommentAuthorYaboo Chingoa
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.16)
    Did someone say Chris Morris?
17. •  
      CommentAuthorPurple Wyrm
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.17)
    @taphead - Oh, that John Boorman. Suddenly it all makes sense.
18. •  
      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012 edited

     (10820.18)
    So this happened:
    
    
    And then this:
    
19. • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeOct 17th 2012

     (10820.19)
    Well played, Bodyform. Well played indeed.
    
    Everybody else take notes : this is how you use social media.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeOct 18th 2012

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