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      CommentAuthorjohnjones
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    @ wood

    Was I the only one who thought the cute tail-girl was going to catch the Frisbee in her teeth?
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    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    I honestly have no idea if this belongs in Around the Net or Newstrange, but...

    Chinese Hospitals Introduce Automatic Sperm Extractors

    Behold our glorious future !
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    It disturbs me that the machine has a certain Aperture Science look to it and the implications of what it would actually do to you.
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    I have a feeling China is going to be getting a lot more lonely, desperate sperm donors in the near future.

    Also, I wonder how they clean that thing. Or if they clean it...
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    Ad I came across on Goodreads. People need to watch their character limits, I think.

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    'The 3 Diet Solution' would have saved it
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    And yet, I almost get the feeling that this IS what they were going for.

    It is, after all, the secret the weight loss industry doesn't want you to know.

    Maybe if you read the book backwards or something...
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    Imagine this chinese machine with legs. Chasing you through dark corridors. "Resistance is futile. All sperm will be extracted"

    Yeah, good night to you too. Sweet dreams.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    I hate you, Wood.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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      CommentAuthorOsmosis
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    Well, I still prefer to jerk off manually.

    /lebowski
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    Thanks to Kickstarter bonus success, Jess Nevins puts pulp legend and Remake/Remodel star SIX GUN GORILLA online.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    So what, they took a look at a fleshlight and said "fuck that moving my arm noise. I want something huge that can't be hidden easily."?
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012 edited
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    Actually, this is far from being the first mechanical male masturbation device. Google tells me most hyped model is something called the "Cobra libre"


    Funny how the words "Gom Jabbar" spring to mind

    No, the originality of this chinese Sperm Collector is its medicinal purpose.
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      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    I'm sorry....
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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    Ian; did you post that video to put that White Chapel straight edge to task for his defense of music?
    Cuz honestly, NOTHING says "Shut the fuck up and listen to this" than Yello's "Si Senor the Hairy Grill".
    Listen to what is happening to the guitars in that song.
    You want heavy. There it is.
    Thanks for posting, that made my night.
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012
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      CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
    • CommentTimeSep 24th 2012 edited
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    @Sizer: That. and the fact that it's a kick-arse piece of rock. Also, it has a pipe organ break. Twice.