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    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2012
     (10821.1)
    ....Intestines?

    I love the "somehow got stuck in his intestines". Unless the dude swallowed it I'm pretty sure there's only one way that could've gone. Maybe he gave the whole "I slipped and fell on it!" excuse.

    THERE'S A POINT WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP PUSHING, DUDE!
    • CommentAuthorKosmopolit
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2012
     (10821.2)
    should Google just give away the new Chromebook for free?


    I'm waiting for a phone company to give away free phones "with special offers".
    • CommentAuthorWood
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2012
     (10821.3)
    @RenThing You'll notice he didn't give any excuse : It is clearly stated that he "inserted it into his body to enhance sexual pleasure". You've gotta respect that kind of honesty, even if it took him 5 days to go to the ER. Probably the 5 longest days of his life.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeOct 19th 2012
     (10821.4)
    True.
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    I suppose there'll always be some part of you thinking, "It'll come out soon. Stuff comes out that way all the time, why not this? I'll wait another hour."
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeOct 20th 2012 edited
     (10821.6)
    I have to wonder how that gets into the news. Does some doctor call a reporter and exclaim, "You won't believe what I just did!" or what?