@ Curb : safewords is for when there's a partner present. In this case, the priest was either playing with himself or with a pertner who, for some reason, hed decided to leave the scene without untying him (and possibly taking all his money and his flatscreen tv in the process ? I keep making scenarios in my head about that story, is it weird ?). Safewords aren't gonna help in either of those situations.
I think what happened here is the Pastor found a clever way to brag about the sex he's having without actually having to admit that he's been having sex.