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Saw II: A thoughtful sequel attempts to answer some of the existential questions left hanging at the end of the first film.
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ZOMBIELANDThe Abridged ScriptFADE IN:EXT. POST-APOCOLYPTIC WASTELANDMICHAEL CERA is FIGHTING ZOMBIES and TALKING TO THE AUDIENCE.JESSE EISENBERG (V.O.)Stop calling me Michael Cera! I hate that! Anyway, I’m here to give you tips about surviving in a zombie apocalypse parody. I find that being fussy, adorably awkward, and altogether Michael Cera-like works best.Suddenly, WOODY HARRELSON shows up in a BAD-ASS SUV.WOODY HARRELSONHi, I’m a gruff loner.JESSE EISENBERGRule number one of zany comedies: the odd couple. Clearly we have to partner up.WOODY HARRELSONIs that something my character would ever do?JESSE EISENBERGNo.WOODY HARRELSONHop in.JESSE hops in the SUV. They head to the supermarket and KILL A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES.WOODY HARRELSONI want a Twinkie.JESSE EISENBERGRule number six of zany comedies: the gruff loner has a soft spot for something wacky and childish.WOODY HARRELSONI also miss my puppy.JESSE EISENBERGDon’t overdo it.WOODY HARRELSONWhy does this place still have electricity? And why doesn’t it reek of rotting meat and cheese?JESSE EISENBERGApparently, the zombie apocalypse just happened last Tuesday without any significant looting or rioting.WOODY HARRELSONSo people will riot over a Lakers game or an Elmo doll, but the end of the world generates about as much excitement as election day?JESSE EISENBERGMakes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?