Kanye West lyrics on Wes Anderson movie stills (and sometimes Wes Anderson quotes on Kanye West images)
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"The Divine Horseman", Maya Deren (1947-1953) from reinadafrica on Vimeo.
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Something to watch out for in the near future is ‘real x-men’ or people with ‘special powers’ it will sound crazy, however there are many here with abilities they may not know about but their egos and their current mindset have suppressed them.I got dragged along to see one of David Icke's lectures in the early 90s, during his "Turquoise Period". Thankfully, the rest of the crowd seemed to be students - there for a chuckle at his expense rather than the knob-ends quoted in the blog. Not exactly a highpoint of my life but the same friend dragged me along to see Dread Zeppelin a couple of weeks later, so it all balanced out in the end, I suppose.]]>
That’s the villain for Avengers II sorted. Tagline “He fixed it for them. TO DIE.”
Savile given free hand to lurch about in morgues. I wonder if he can be linked in to an illicit organ harvesting racket?]]>
To which somebody else replies:
I think that’s probably a bit of a stretch. The black market in organs is very real but they have their own people. Savile seems to be more about the occult/ritual/energy harvesting side of things for the elite.
Yeah, get a grip, mate. You’re going too far; trivialising the cold, hard reality of Satanic child-organ harvesting.
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Saw II: A thoughtful sequel attempts to answer some of the existential questions left hanging at the end of the first film.]]>
The Editing Room - Abridged Scripts for Movies
Welcome to The Editing Room, home of the original Abridged Script. What's an Abridged Script, you ask? Think of them like Cliff's Notes for popular movies, except that Cliff is an asshole because he thinks your favorite movie sucks.
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The Abridged Script
FADE IN:
EXT. POST-APOCOLYPTIC WASTELAND
MICHAEL CERA is FIGHTING ZOMBIES and TALKING TO THE AUDIENCE.
JESSE EISENBERG (V.O.)
Stop calling me Michael Cera! I hate that! Anyway, I’m here to give you tips about surviving in a zombie apocalypse parody. I find that being fussy, adorably awkward, and altogether Michael Cera-like works best.
Suddenly, WOODY HARRELSON shows up in a BAD-ASS SUV.
WOODY HARRELSON
Hi, I’m a gruff loner.
JESSE EISENBERG
Rule number one of zany comedies: the odd couple. Clearly we have to partner up.
WOODY HARRELSON
Is that something my character would ever do?
JESSE EISENBERG
No.
WOODY HARRELSON
Hop in.
JESSE hops in the SUV. They head to the supermarket and KILL A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES.
WOODY HARRELSON
I want a Twinkie.
JESSE EISENBERG
Rule number six of zany comedies: the gruff loner has a soft spot for something wacky and childish.
WOODY HARRELSON
I also miss my puppy.
JESSE EISENBERG
Don’t overdo it.
WOODY HARRELSON
Why does this place still have electricity? And why doesn’t it reek of rotting meat and cheese?
JESSE EISENBERG
Apparently, the zombie apocalypse just happened last Tuesday without any significant looting or rioting.
WOODY HARRELSON
So people will riot over a Lakers game or an Elmo doll, but the end of the world generates about as much excitement as election day?
JESSE EISENBERG
Makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?
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“Right now, Americans all across the country are watching the aftermath of this storm and at long last recognizing that this is what life is like now,” said Dr. Richard Morales, a climatologist at the University of Pennsylvania. “Admittedly, it could take a little while for some to fully acknowledge it, but at the end of the day, people will be much happier once they accept that they and their loved ones will likely suffer the consequences of an even stronger, more deadly hurricane at some point very soon. It’s going to happen.”
“I went through something very similar a few years ago when I finally came to terms with the fact that no one would ever listen to anything I said about global warming,” Morales added. “And that it is entirely too late to do anything about it.”
New York City is always bright. Street lights, business marquees, light from apartments and car headlights merge to light every corner of the city streets, even on the darkest nights. It is the night after NYC was decimated by Hurricane Sandy, downtown NYC is in the midst of a power outage that has plunged it into complete darkness. I felt the call to hit the eerily dark streets and show New York as it is rarely seen. Trekking around with my tripod I was able to get the long exposures necessary to see in the dark.
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“Here you go, child-bot. Have fun at the mall with the other bots. Don’t spend it all in one place!”]]>
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In the name of Michael Timofeevich Kalashnikov ... and Flintoid ... and vodka ... you are no longer a shit shovel, you are glorious AK for defense of Motherland!]]>
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I am in jail in Guatemala. Vastly superior to Belize jails. I asked for a computer and one magically appeared. The coffee is also excellent.]]>
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Officers in Mildura, Victoria, said they had had to assist drivers stranded after following the software's directions.]]>
Some of the drivers had had no food or water for 24 hours.
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The 70-year-old said he received a phone call from Grohl, who currently plays with the Foo Fighters, asking him to come and ‘jam with some mates’.
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Uah, a slight threadjack, but with Iron Sky there's been this certain quotient of utter nutbags who saw all kinds of weird references and conspiracies behind the film. I think this is the best one so far in terms of sheer elaborateness. Paranoid schizophrenia is not a laughing matter, but damn, this guy got me at the Batman logo :D 11-3-2012 Nazi Sympathizer Sarah Palin in ‘Iron Sky’
When another of Moore's old computer keyboards was put up for auction on eBay, last year, the seller hazarded that it "may contain otherworldy powers". It went for £461, despite having a faulty Z key. Walking in Northampton, Moore explains that his old keyboards have ended up on eBay, or in that museum in Charleroi, because he has had to decommission so many of them. He currently writes on an industrial-strength keyboard made of metal, properly meant for use in foundries and conflict zones. The plastic sort used to last him a few months before melting under the constant spray of cigarette ash, or otherwise breaking from overuse.]]>
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The “Golden Eagle Snatches Kid” video, uploaded to YouTube on the evening of December 18, was made by Normand Archambault, Loïc Mireault and Félix Marquis-Poulin, students at Centre NAD, in the production simulation workshop class of the Bachelors degree in 3D Animation and Digital Design.]]>
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