Winning sarcastic comment on the Deadspin article: "Why is there a black guy on TV while I'm watching an NFL game?!?!?!" (for those of you unfamiliar with American football, A LOT of the players are black)
If you don't know Alan Cross, he is a radio personality that has a killer program called "The ongoing history of new music" where he makes Bands/Songs/Genres you don't care about really interesting. This is him doing the same kind of thing to.... 'Twas the Night Before Christmas